Actually she was in a movie that made almost half a billion a few months ago. It was the #1 movie in the world for a few weeks. Remind me what Johnny Depp has done in the last 5 years
Nah, even among normies Depp won. Hell, even the part of Twitter that jumps to any woman's defence wasn't very vocal about her. It was just a big L for her.
We need more trial kino the Depp v Heard trial was one of the most entertaining things to watch out this decade. So many amazing moments and characters, a despicable villain and the good guys win in the end.
It actually looked like a movie. There was a evil b***h, incompetent villains and so on.
Frick, sometimes it looked like Amber chose some of the most incompetent and seemingly evil people for her team. As a basic example compare Dr. Hughes vs Dr. Curry. Dr. Curry was hot, well spoken and looked incredible competent. Dr. Hughes looked like a evil man hating feminist b***h.
If that was a isolated case that would be ok, but Depp's team just looked like the good guys. And the more it went, more people started to see him like that and hate Amber more. In resume: it was kino.
my favorite witness was the older Jack Nicholson lookalike lawyer who more or less said Amber Heard was a nobody who was massively overpaid for her role in Aquaman
the disparity in competence in the legal teams witnesses was so funny. every single witness Heards team brought forward were idiots, while Depps team brought in several heavyweights who time and again dismantled everything Heard claimed
>Depps team brought in several heavyweights who time and again dismantled everything Heard claimed
You now remember the trailer park motel manager that was watching the trial and was so disgusted with Heards' lies that he called the Depp legal team and volunteered to testify in court to denounce her bullshit.
I think the girl that Amber chose as a expert was so incompetent that tried to use the career of Momoa as a base for Amber's career but she didn't even knew what he did before and after aquaman.
>I think the girl that Amber chose
Her legal team was ass, and obviously in it for the money. There is NO way that any reasonable attorney could possibly believe they could win a case based on the "evidence" she had to back up her obviously bullshit accusations. That pathetic attempt to characterize Depp as "the monster" when he drank or did drugs, when the only evidence presented clearly demonstrated Depp was always trying to remove himself from the situation, while Heard constantly persued, antagonized, and attacked him.
Sadly, Heard is probably on the Musk bank roll, so she won't suffer the consequences of her actions outside the hit to her ego for no longer being able to perform in ~~*Hollywood*~~ films.
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Anonymous
There was a lawyer on her team that was competent and had a name that was evil as frick. He was the only one that tried to focus on mental abuse (in the sense that Amber believed she was abused by him) but Elaine took the reigns and the impact of his moves.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>There was a lawyer on her team that was competent and had a name that was evil as frick
Rottenberg or some shit like that
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Rottenborn
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>hire shit legal team >most competent member is named Rottenborn
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Rottenborn? the guy who read tabloid headlines as "evidence"?
my favorite witness was the older Jack Nicholson lookalike lawyer who more or less said Amber Heard was a nobody who was massively overpaid for her role in Aquaman
the disparity in competence in the legal teams witnesses was so funny. every single witness Heards team brought forward were idiots, while Depps team brought in several heavyweights who time and again dismantled everything Heard claimed
>Depps team brought in several heavyweights who time and again dismantled everything Heard claimed
You now remember the trailer park motel manager that was watching the trial and was so disgusted with Heards' lies that he called the Depp legal team and volunteered to testify in court to denounce her bullshit.
This had nothing to do with his terrible politics though and everything to do with him being a Man. This is a Man who is rich as frick with millions of fans all over the world yet it took him YEARS and who knows how much money to FINALLY clear his name from false accusations by an evil c**t. Now imagine what the average guy goes through when he's falsely accused by a c**t, but he's not a world famous celebrity with tons of money to help clear his name.
You're thinking of the judge who sentenced Danny Masterson to prison. His actress wife Bijou was hysterical. And the judge was like you're an actress, so act calm or I'll have you escorted out. >inb4 based judge
Bijou Phillips filed for divorced the same week Danny went to prison. Which I think is pretty standard as a financial decision in these situations (if people come for Danny's money, Bijou already has half of it).
At least that's what Cinemaphile thought! Fast forward a few months later and fricking Bijou is all bawdted up going to LA Clubs like back when she was a kid! This fricking b***h, man.
In the poker game of life, women are the fricking rake, man.
Sophie Turner did the same thing when she got divorced - went to clubs lookin for strange
She pawned the kids off on the father too moving to the U.K. idk why women are like that they just are (worth noting all 3 of these actresses are confirmed bi-sexuals, guys think it's cool, until u see how crazy dykes are)
Aka lipstick lesbians. I'm with ya on that brotha. They're inherently evil because they want to be desired by both males and females.
Sophia Bush got a divorce from her husband, turned turbo lesbo, and broke up a semi famous lesbian marriage. Idk why any celebrity gets married anymore.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Why do you guys look to marriages/relationships of famous people for anything other than drama anyways? These are usually the top 5 % of people in terms of physical attractiveness, and sometimes even wealth. No shit they have unstable relationships, they can literally get anyone they desire. Male and female sexual behaviors start aligning at these extremes. It's similar with top athletes. These people frick around like you wouldn't believe. Us normies simply cannot compete there. (Conversely, people at the other extreme, i.e. rather poor and ugly, also frick around lots because they abandon all standards lol).
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
All that makes a lot of sense.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Why wouldn’t they frick around? Personally i’m not even at the top but i get 8s easily and sometimes 9-10s and it’s already very hard for me to just be with one woman. Sex with different hot people is really amazing, why would anyone say no to it?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Sex without love is just masturbation, except you get exposed to potential STD's, pregnancies, or lawsuits claiming you raped them.
Once you have a real relationship where you both actually care about each other, you realize how hollow sex is without that mutual love and respect.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Sex with hot women is like masturbation on drugs. We all live to feel good and it’s one of the best feelings to exist.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>one of the best feelings to exist.
Not without the emotional connection.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Hedonists are subhuman lmao
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
T. A porn addict
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
my sister-in-law is a lipstick lesbian. she cheated on her long term gf (who more butch but is actually pretty chill and the person I end up talking to most at family reunions) with some guitar-playing dude at her college. then she came crawling back to her gf who took her back. shit's wack
>Sophie Turner
I had her pegged as total trash from the outset.
- shitty tattoos
- breast implants
- Bogged in her early twenties
Zero class whatsoever. Any male that hooks up with her gets what he deserves.
It didn't help but realistically the biggest hit to her career was breaking 35 years old as a female in hollywood. Already well past being the hot new girl and roles just dry up. A few females hang in there past 35 due to acting skills but Amber was more about her being crazy hot looking.
For some reason this court drama is forever linked with Elden Ring because it came out at the same time. I will always remember beating up a giant crab a hundred times for the levels, while Amber Heart tried to pass off her shitting the bed as her dog doing it.
kek, imagine if Johnny thought the turd was a "Three Musketeers" candy bar and ate it wondering, >"how come there was no nougat? and why was there corn in it?"
All she had to do was not shit on him in the press and she could've walked away with a ton of ill gotten cash but like a dumb b***h she always has to press the advantage.
Yes. Not only did she piss off normal people by demonstrating that she was a real life lying piece of shit psychotic villain, but she pissed off the feminist scum as well for exposing the bullshit concept of "me too" and "believe all women".
Imo that dumb b***h viewed the court as an acting contest between her and Johnny, and she actually thought she could act her way out of it, despite all the evidence against her. Everybody saw right through her bullshit, and justice was served.
>she pissed off the feminist scum as well for exposing the bullshit concept of "me too" and "believe all women".
This is not true at all and has never been true. They have literally not once cared when these rape accusations turn out to be hoaxes. This is not unique at all, hundreds of these rape hoaxes have been exposed as completely fake, and they NEVER even acknowledge that it's negative in an way, usually they just double down even harder after it's exposed as a lie
you could tell this b***h was seething that she had to throw the book at amber after the jury deliberated, she wanted nothing more than to believe all women
If you want to have fun try to listen to her testimony and actually imagine the scene.
It's better than many action movies. She takes more punishment than some superheroes and heal faster than wolverine.
Johnny Depp was a glorified drug dealer and a terrible boyfriend, and shitting the bed is a side effect of several drugs that he was probably pushing onto her. Imagine if he manned up and fostered her best traits instead of enabling all her worst impulses. The man is supposed to be the leader of the household, the one who sets an example. What happens when the man is a junkie hedonistic piece of shit?
Pretty much destroyed both of their careers. It's a really bad idea for these morons to air their dirty laundry in public and show the world how monumentally stupid they are. Social media was similarly another catastrophic addition to the celebrity toolkit.
The smartest celebrities stay as far away from that shit as possible and never speak about their politics in public, there is literally no upside to it and the consequence is alienating 50% of the population who may otherwise have enjoyed your product.
She deserves to be cancelled. Not because of her abhorrent behaviour alone, but because of her utter lack of acting skills. Watching this was cringe inducing. She's obviously not fit for any type of role that doesn't involve her sucking of the producer or something.
It turns out that being exposed as a lying, manipulative c**t isn't good for your image or reputation. Who knew?
This never happened in real life. Maybe in schizo headcanon but she was vindicated in reality
so vindicated that she literally hasnt been in anything for 2 years
Actually she was in a movie that made almost half a billion a few months ago. It was the #1 movie in the world for a few weeks. Remind me what Johnny Depp has done in the last 5 years
>Remind me what Johnny Depp has done in the last 5 years
Coke
She was attached to that movie before the trial begun.
Remind me what Johnny Depp has done in the last 5 years? Surely he's had a couple of movies break $100 million like Amber has
He has been touring and enjoying life, she had to flee to spain because no one wanted her here.
i kneel
MY DOG....
Got bit by a sneed!
it opened a new career path taking rides on the sultans yacht
TFW she coulda been one of the greats, but decided to shit on the bed instead.
Does she know?
Even when making a face like she's trapped on an airplane sitting next to a pajeet Amber Heard makes the other girl look like complete fricking shit.
Still BTFOs naturally ugly women trying to "ugly" their faces up with her beauty.
Your waifu is walled
Post the webm of her staggering back from Johnny boy please
what a fake b***h
Funny that bad acting is what fricked her over in the end.
Getting caught lying over and over again didn't help either
Isn't it ironic?
yeah i really do think
shawty look like she about to ask for cheesy poofs
The fun part is that this only happened once and previously she even was nonchalant close to him.
She really is a bad actress.
only among incels. it boosted her reputation among normal people.
The fricking bizarre narratives you freaks tell yourselves.
Nah, even among normies Depp won. Hell, even the part of Twitter that jumps to any woman's defence wasn't very vocal about her. It was just a big L for her.
Let's say it downgraded her career
We need more trial kino the Depp v Heard trial was one of the most entertaining things to watch out this decade. So many amazing moments and characters, a despicable villain and the good guys win in the end.
Plus it sent me over to /misc/ to be radicalised!
Thanks Cinemaphile!
Darrell Brooks trial
>Darrell Brooks trial
I do not recognize or acknowledge that name.
GROUNZ?
Some guys at uni were really into it, watching the court in real time. I didn’t really get why, what was so kino about it?
It actually looked like a movie. There was a evil b***h, incompetent villains and so on.
Frick, sometimes it looked like Amber chose some of the most incompetent and seemingly evil people for her team. As a basic example compare Dr. Hughes vs Dr. Curry. Dr. Curry was hot, well spoken and looked incredible competent. Dr. Hughes looked like a evil man hating feminist b***h.
If that was a isolated case that would be ok, but Depp's team just looked like the good guys. And the more it went, more people started to see him like that and hate Amber more. In resume: it was kino.
my favorite witness was the older Jack Nicholson lookalike lawyer who more or less said Amber Heard was a nobody who was massively overpaid for her role in Aquaman
the disparity in competence in the legal teams witnesses was so funny. every single witness Heards team brought forward were idiots, while Depps team brought in several heavyweights who time and again dismantled everything Heard claimed
>Depps team brought in several heavyweights who time and again dismantled everything Heard claimed
You now remember the trailer park motel manager that was watching the trial and was so disgusted with Heards' lies that he called the Depp legal team and volunteered to testify in court to denounce her bullshit.
I think the girl that Amber chose as a expert was so incompetent that tried to use the career of Momoa as a base for Amber's career but she didn't even knew what he did before and after aquaman.
>I think the girl that Amber chose
Her legal team was ass, and obviously in it for the money. There is NO way that any reasonable attorney could possibly believe they could win a case based on the "evidence" she had to back up her obviously bullshit accusations. That pathetic attempt to characterize Depp as "the monster" when he drank or did drugs, when the only evidence presented clearly demonstrated Depp was always trying to remove himself from the situation, while Heard constantly persued, antagonized, and attacked him.
Sadly, Heard is probably on the Musk bank roll, so she won't suffer the consequences of her actions outside the hit to her ego for no longer being able to perform in ~~*Hollywood*~~ films.
There was a lawyer on her team that was competent and had a name that was evil as frick. He was the only one that tried to focus on mental abuse (in the sense that Amber believed she was abused by him) but Elaine took the reigns and the impact of his moves.
>There was a lawyer on her team that was competent and had a name that was evil as frick
Rottenberg or some shit like that
Rottenborn
>hire shit legal team
>most competent member is named Rottenborn
Rottenborn? the guy who read tabloid headlines as "evidence"?
This guy was even worse. It's legitimately disturbing that there are quacks like him going around confidently pretending to be serious doctors
>"Morty! I turned myself into an expert, Morty!"
this cross examination by Depps lawyer was the funniest shit
There is a respected psychologist with the same name as this guy. It's speculated they thought he was the other guy but didn't do their research
what is he chewing
Based kino appreciators
Didn't the judge say something like
>"Amber, please get a hold of yourself. You're not that good of an actress."
>feeling sorry for Johnny Depp, who's an ultra-woke globalist stooge
That's like feeling sorry for a dog that kept taking a shit on your yard after it got hit by a Toyota.
This had nothing to do with his terrible politics though and everything to do with him being a Man. This is a Man who is rich as frick with millions of fans all over the world yet it took him YEARS and who knows how much money to FINALLY clear his name from false accusations by an evil c**t. Now imagine what the average guy goes through when he's falsely accused by a c**t, but he's not a world famous celebrity with tons of money to help clear his name.
Uh, excuse me, chud, but did you forget that you're supposed to believe ALL women? Even ones that are clearly lying? Well now you know, so do better.
You're thinking of the judge who sentenced Danny Masterson to prison. His actress wife Bijou was hysterical. And the judge was like you're an actress, so act calm or I'll have you escorted out.
>inb4 based judge
Based Judge.
Bijou Phillips filed for divorced the same week Danny went to prison. Which I think is pretty standard as a financial decision in these situations (if people come for Danny's money, Bijou already has half of it).
At least that's what Cinemaphile thought! Fast forward a few months later and fricking Bijou is all bawdted up going to LA Clubs like back when she was a kid! This fricking b***h, man.
In the poker game of life, women are the fricking rake, man.
Sophie Turner did the same thing when she got divorced - went to clubs lookin for strange
She pawned the kids off on the father too moving to the U.K. idk why women are like that they just are (worth noting all 3 of these actresses are confirmed bi-sexuals, guys think it's cool, until u see how crazy dykes are)
She's a lezzer?
A proud one. And now you know why she's besties with Taylor Swift all of a sudden.
bisexual. means she's frick anybody as a means to an end.
I dont trust pretty lesbians
Aka lipstick lesbians. I'm with ya on that brotha. They're inherently evil because they want to be desired by both males and females.
Sophia Bush got a divorce from her husband, turned turbo lesbo, and broke up a semi famous lesbian marriage. Idk why any celebrity gets married anymore.
Why do you guys look to marriages/relationships of famous people for anything other than drama anyways? These are usually the top 5 % of people in terms of physical attractiveness, and sometimes even wealth. No shit they have unstable relationships, they can literally get anyone they desire. Male and female sexual behaviors start aligning at these extremes. It's similar with top athletes. These people frick around like you wouldn't believe. Us normies simply cannot compete there. (Conversely, people at the other extreme, i.e. rather poor and ugly, also frick around lots because they abandon all standards lol).
All that makes a lot of sense.
Why wouldn’t they frick around? Personally i’m not even at the top but i get 8s easily and sometimes 9-10s and it’s already very hard for me to just be with one woman. Sex with different hot people is really amazing, why would anyone say no to it?
Sex without love is just masturbation, except you get exposed to potential STD's, pregnancies, or lawsuits claiming you raped them.
Once you have a real relationship where you both actually care about each other, you realize how hollow sex is without that mutual love and respect.
Sex with hot women is like masturbation on drugs. We all live to feel good and it’s one of the best feelings to exist.
>one of the best feelings to exist.
Not without the emotional connection.
Hedonists are subhuman lmao
T. A porn addict
my sister-in-law is a lipstick lesbian. she cheated on her long term gf (who more butch but is actually pretty chill and the person I end up talking to most at family reunions) with some guitar-playing dude at her college. then she came crawling back to her gf who took her back. shit's wack
>Sophie Turner
I had her pegged as total trash from the outset.
- shitty tattoos
- breast implants
- Bogged in her early twenties
Zero class whatsoever. Any male that hooks up with her gets what he deserves.
>until u see how crazy dykes are
Can confirm this shit, STAY AWAY from bisexual women!!!
Bi girls are for threesomes not for marriage, if you marry one you are the idiot
Sounds like Danny Masterson, noted and convicted multiple rapist, is the real victim in this situation
Ywnbaw
I didn't, I just hate women more.
sorry for Johnny Depp
It's not about "feeling sorry" for anyone, it's about the rule of law and justice.
pretty sure it is.
We gonna see our boys new movie?
He is looking healthier.
He's losing weight and cutting back on partying to get ready for filming.
Can he sue Disney for wrongful termination?
We'll find out when the Gina Carano case is resolved.
I'm thinking she's going to settle out of court for a fat check.
It didn't help but realistically the biggest hit to her career was breaking 35 years old as a female in hollywood. Already well past being the hot new girl and roles just dry up. A few females hang in there past 35 due to acting skills but Amber was more about her being crazy hot looking.
flat
>Hidden Palms (CW)
It was a good ass show. Great show actually.
Then I saw her get naked in "Informers". Maybe "Zombieland". But her PRIME was "Never Back Down".
For some reason this court drama is forever linked with Elden Ring because it came out at the same time. I will always remember beating up a giant crab a hundred times for the levels, while Amber Heart tried to pass off her shitting the bed as her dog doing it.
Now THIS is art. So soulful even AI cant handle this
Name of this movie?
guess whos coming to dinner
>Name of this movie?
>guess whos coming to dinner
My dinner with Amber
kek, imagine if Johnny thought the turd was a "Three Musketeers" candy bar and ate it wondering,
>"how come there was no nougat? and why was there corn in it?"
>that windows XP pape
Classic
I also make that power stance when I enter a room.
she literally shat the bed herself
So what was up with the defamation charge, how did Amber smear his name
I still love her.
Hot take: she's way more beautiful than Amber.
Depp and Trump’s attorneys are both hot af.
She's not a attorney.
Whatever she was, the one from Depp’s legal team.
Post the webms of her perfectly swapping between distraught and crying and then calmly nodding along to an attorney's questioning
All she had to do was not shit on him in the press and she could've walked away with a ton of ill gotten cash but like a dumb b***h she always has to press the advantage.
JUST
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How many Cinemaphile anons fapped to her?
She really shit the bed. . . . .metaphorically, of course.
Would you let her shit in your bed?
Absolutely.
kys already, you no self respect or dignity having piece of shit.
Yes. Not only did she piss off normal people by demonstrating that she was a real life lying piece of shit psychotic villain, but she pissed off the feminist scum as well for exposing the bullshit concept of "me too" and "believe all women".
Imo that dumb b***h viewed the court as an acting contest between her and Johnny, and she actually thought she could act her way out of it, despite all the evidence against her. Everybody saw right through her bullshit, and justice was served.
>justice was served
Actually she should be resued for false allegations and do jail time
>she pissed off the feminist scum as well for exposing the bullshit concept of "me too" and "believe all women".
This is not true at all and has never been true. They have literally not once cared when these rape accusations turn out to be hoaxes. This is not unique at all, hundreds of these rape hoaxes have been exposed as completely fake, and they NEVER even acknowledge that it's negative in an way, usually they just double down even harder after it's exposed as a lie
Why did the shit the bed bros?
to assert her dominance of course
did you know there's a group of women who claim they're being gaslit over this trial and that depp is the evil one
Some women are dumb.
Nothing new. Most didn't even watch the trial.
more like it ruined the careers of the people who defended her before the trial took place
Reminder that Musk is currently going around Hollywood, bullying Hollywood execs to put Heard back into productions.
What a nice fellow. Taking time out of his day from losing money for buying Twitter and getting dunked on daily on there.
>snarkily replies to his post which has been retweeted 500K times
WE'RE DUNKING ON HIM SISTERS, KEEP IT UP
cope
Is it legal to deposit while driving
Lulz. troony judge.
You couldn't make it up. Only in America!
In this case actually a woman and more baddass than those abominations.
I hate trannies as much as any sane person but not every ugly person is one.
you could tell this b***h was seething that she had to throw the book at amber after the jury deliberated, she wanted nothing more than to believe all women
>*hits vape*
>*starts driving*
This man could not possibly give less of a shit about a petty dispute between 2 rich people.
>hits fat puff off vape
>"Anyway Judge, good luck with your parking ticket or whatever"
>drives off into the sunset
she really flushed it
she really shit the bed
Imagine the ego required to seriously think anyone would believe these are 2 different pictures.
If you want to have fun try to listen to her testimony and actually imagine the scene.
It's better than many action movies. She takes more punishment than some superheroes and heal faster than wolverine.
>le sad
Johnny Depp was a glorified drug dealer and a terrible boyfriend, and shitting the bed is a side effect of several drugs that he was probably pushing onto her. Imagine if he manned up and fostered her best traits instead of enabling all her worst impulses. The man is supposed to be the leader of the household, the one who sets an example. What happens when the man is a junkie hedonistic piece of shit?
YWNBAW
He gets to go on with his life being a rich, famous celebrity.
she was slamming wine coolers in that movie Alpha Dog. she knew what she was doing.
Depends on who she has on the hook and what connections she has. look at ezra miller
It was awesome
kek forgot the vaping driver
another highlight side character was the TMZ paparazzi
take me back
>looks directly at the camera and fake cries
I miss Dennison clowning on Amber's experts
On a Cinemaphile related note, the "movie expert" cross exam was kino
member when God blessed Depp's lawyer with the light of the heavens? Glorious scene.
Yep, it happened when she was roasting Turd too
>"Aquamaaaaaaan!"
*mogs*
>I am aware of that opinion
>do you agree with it?
>nope
love this guy
Aquamaaaaaaaan
Anybody got a good compilation link to the fun parts of the trial?
KINO KINO KINO KINO
For the people that saw this shitshow, what was going on in this webm? I always kek whenever it's posted, but have no idea what they said to her
Is she really doing a 1920s fainting spell? Oh lawd have messy.
Pretty much destroyed both of their careers. It's a really bad idea for these morons to air their dirty laundry in public and show the world how monumentally stupid they are. Social media was similarly another catastrophic addition to the celebrity toolkit.
The smartest celebrities stay as far away from that shit as possible and never speak about their politics in public, there is literally no upside to it and the consequence is alienating 50% of the population who may otherwise have enjoyed your product.
She deserves to be cancelled. Not because of her abhorrent behaviour alone, but because of her utter lack of acting skills. Watching this was cringe inducing. She's obviously not fit for any type of role that doesn't involve her sucking of the producer or something.
she had a career????? wtf? I thought her career was pleasing that insufferable grease-ball Depp. Yeech.