i forsee this guy doing an AMA on reddit to explain his story, going on talk shows, writing an autobiography, and becoming a celebrity just from his fateful encounter with hanks.
the creepy photos he still posts on instagram of missing kids clothes he finds while taking walks, or just the fact that he's good friends with spielberg
No one is posting it because it might not exist.
What are the odds that one of the most recognizable actors in the world claims there's an AI ad infringing on his personal brand when all of Hollywood is anti-AI at the moment.
I could have sworn I made a thread a few months back about how Tom Hanks and his people were directly working on licensing his image for AI gigs, with the attitude that he'll be around as an actor for like a hundred more years now
>This dental plan has lost its credibility so it borrowed some of mine.
Lisa needs braces
DENTAL PLAN!
lisa needs braces
the older he gets the more sickly and evil he looks
i'm just saying if you left a 10 year old child in his hotel room you know what would happen
At what point did he go from "America's dad" to "America's pedo uncle"? It's inarguable that he did, but is there specific event that caused it?
being best friends with jeffrey epstein didnt help
Dropping his US citizenship and getting citizenship in a country with no extradition policy didn't do much to dismiss the allegations of wrong-doing.
>Believing this shit
Chet "White Boy Summer" Hanks is a proud Orthodox Christian, all the brothers are orthodox.
Seems like Tom is not a larper
what, you mean eastern orthodox or that shit where protestants call themselves orthodox?
Tom Hanks converted to Greek orthodox Christianism decades ago.
His wife is Greek and raised his kids to be orthodox Christians.
He's a man with a plan.
>flee to Europe when the feds figure out you're a massive nonce
Issac Kappy
Don't drive route 6
When he yelled at White guy for tripping his wife when it was the black guy who did it.
i forsee this guy doing an AMA on reddit to explain his story, going on talk shows, writing an autobiography, and becoming a celebrity just from his fateful encounter with hanks.
You really wanna you through the whole rigamaroo? I didn't trip your wife.
It's just memes, dude. Nobody takes that shit seriously (I hope).
The Mr. Rogers movie; he transparently tried to cash in his "dad" status for an actor, everyone was disgusted, and he gave up on being nice in public.
It's just Qanon shi, don't pay any attention to them.
the creepy photos he still posts on instagram of missing kids clothes he finds while taking walks, or just the fact that he's good friends with spielberg
This is a result of ingesting adrenochrome.
his mask of sanity is slipping
like when he lost his shit at that chud in the airport for bumping his wife
where's the webm
No one is posting it because it might not exist.
What are the odds that one of the most recognizable actors in the world claims there's an AI ad infringing on his personal brand when all of Hollywood is anti-AI at the moment.
He went pedo
I've heard the warning was by the AI and the Dental Plan was the real Tom Hanks
Why did he send his son off into the desert?
>um... no those blackmail videos of me are AI... we must get the government to ban AI!!!!!
And... it begins
DENTAL PLAN
COLIN NEEDS BRACES
DENTAL PLAN
COLIN NEEDS BRACES
I could have sworn I made a thread a few months back about how Tom Hanks and his people were directly working on licensing his image for AI gigs, with the attitude that he'll be around as an actor for like a hundred more years now
Oh frick
You just know when finally we get proof of Hollywood scum fricking children, they will "prove" it was "ai generated"
doesn't Cinemaphile also want to frick kids? is it just mad that hollywood gets to frick kids and Cinemaphile doesn't?
Cinemaphile wants to frick young teens while hollywood wants to frick de facto kids
>So what's the next step in your dental plan
>Crashing this tooth... with lots of cavities
I don't need a dental plan, Tom laughs to himself each morning
Best dental plan: just have no teeth
What the frick is his problem?
Tom Hanks, but a crab
Is he crying or smiling?
Both
Dang I thought Polar Express Tom Hanks endorsing a dental a plan was legitimate
That man is a pedophile.
Is Hollywood going to use AI stars of today in the future? It's not like anyone gets super famous anymore.
We can only hope. You can make new stars by asking it to imagine the children of two people. Shipping is about to go off the chain.
"Tom Hanks says dental plan video uses ‘AI version of me’ without permdyrkission"
Should make an AI version of him that talks about him sacrificing children to moloch.