I would LOVE to frick her. She’s a millionaire, attractive (not perfect but let’s not lie to ourselves), famous AND this isn’t enough to satisfy her personality and confidence issues. She craves validation and just can’t seem to be comfortable with herself and you just know that the ruthless arrow of time is not escaping her notice as she looks in the mirror and does the math on how old she’ll be when she has her first kid (“okay if I find someone in the next year I’ll be 35, spend a year to figure out if he’s the right one, that’s 36, then maybe a year to get pregnant so that’s 37 when they’re born assuming the high risk pregnancy goes off without a hitch and there are no fertility issues…”).
All of this works in your favor. You could neg her and string her along, treat her with mild contempt and not take her career seriously, low key mock her and then pummel frick her ass then go straight to her pussy and have her suck you clean. And she’d do it all because she has this latent desperation that no amount of posturing and cope can shake away. You could make her your sex doll and piss on her face while playing and ridiculing her shit music in the background. And after you both shower and get dressed she’d take you for an expensive dinner and just be happy to be seen with someone in public. It would be amazing especially when she eventually begs you to creampie her but you always pull out or blast in her ass. But after a while she’d get upset and you’d know you’re near the breaking point so you creampie her when she’s not ovulating just as a dry run and if you like the life of luxury you’d give her a kid or just wait until her 38th birthday and leave her without explanation.
>$275 million budget >$150 million marketing >$206 million box office
Holy shit it's even worse than I thought, it's 100% the biggest flop of all time by far and away
They do it to try to make connections and start a career. The problem is that you usually have to make connections with some terrible fricking people. Pretty sure Brie has done some pretty nasty shit to get where she is, because she is an insanely mid actress.
Yeah, it was cool. But not as my zoology lab in college. I had a hot lab partner. She was good at taking small animals apart, if you know what I'm saying.
Her co-stars are shit. It's nice that the little girl was enthusiastic about the part but it wasn't enough to save this awful movie.
At least they gave Carol a better wardrobe this time.
friendly reminder that cheese larson was /mindbroken/ by dorks on Cinemaphile who laughed at her pathetic flat ass. She responded by posting hundreds of carefully posed pictures in spandex, despite still having no ass
haha!
Damn she is NOT aging well
I would've agreed if I didn't tune in to the recent Golden Globes. Her sisters in crime are aging worse.
dress is doing most of the work there for her
nice arm pit though
How can one person be attractive, but not?
I would LOVE to frick her. She’s a millionaire, attractive (not perfect but let’s not lie to ourselves), famous AND this isn’t enough to satisfy her personality and confidence issues. She craves validation and just can’t seem to be comfortable with herself and you just know that the ruthless arrow of time is not escaping her notice as she looks in the mirror and does the math on how old she’ll be when she has her first kid (“okay if I find someone in the next year I’ll be 35, spend a year to figure out if he’s the right one, that’s 36, then maybe a year to get pregnant so that’s 37 when they’re born assuming the high risk pregnancy goes off without a hitch and there are no fertility issues…”).
All of this works in your favor. You could neg her and string her along, treat her with mild contempt and not take her career seriously, low key mock her and then pummel frick her ass then go straight to her pussy and have her suck you clean. And she’d do it all because she has this latent desperation that no amount of posturing and cope can shake away. You could make her your sex doll and piss on her face while playing and ridiculing her shit music in the background. And after you both shower and get dressed she’d take you for an expensive dinner and just be happy to be seen with someone in public. It would be amazing especially when she eventually begs you to creampie her but you always pull out or blast in her ass. But after a while she’d get upset and you’d know you’re near the breaking point so you creampie her when she’s not ovulating just as a dry run and if you like the life of luxury you’d give her a kid or just wait until her 38th birthday and leave her without explanation.
she's really zesty, can't contain her true nature despite talking a big game
ghoulish
Insufferable.
*trolls cum on my bust*
>biggest flop in MCU history
legit attractive, but with a shitty woke personality.
Brie: incels, leave me alone
Brie, 2 hours later: nooo, incels come back
>trolls combust
How so? The Marvels is the biggest flop of all time, the aquachud movie made twice as much money with less budget and no marketing
>The Marvels is the biggest flop of all time
nope
>$275 million budget
>$150 million marketing
>$206 million box office
Holy shit it's even worse than I thought, it's 100% the biggest flop of all time by far and away
Oof
wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_biggest_box-office_bombs
>first one on the list lost AT MOST $227 million
Lmao that's fricking nothing compared to the marlels, this is not updated
Brie singing Black Sheep is my favourite song at the moment.
brie is smug
Does living in LA honestly destroy you? I don't know why anyone would live there.
They do it to try to make connections and start a career. The problem is that you usually have to make connections with some terrible fricking people. Pretty sure Brie has done some pretty nasty shit to get where she is, because she is an insanely mid actress.
Not attractive. You can find her hot if you like. I don't.
>only 8 months older than me
>looks like she could be my aunt
White women lmao, I got to find myself a nice asian
smile you fricking twat
Is Brie cute af?
brei cute
Yeah, it was cool. But not as my zoology lab in college. I had a hot lab partner. She was good at taking small animals apart, if you know what I'm saying.
>Chemist
>Cant even stop mushrooms from growing on her foot
>Did you enjoy Lessons in Chemistry
Too bad she had no chemistry with her co-stars in The Marvels! Now file your cloven hoofs down you casting couch cum dumpster!!!FACT!!!
Her co-stars are shit. It's nice that the little girl was enthusiastic about the part but it wasn't enough to save this awful movie.
At least they gave Carol a better wardrobe this time.
No. You are a less talented middle aged Jessica Lange
I’m not exaggerating when I say that I have literally never seen anything that Brie Larsen has been in. I only know her from Cinemaphile kek
you cowfricking redneck corngays in the MIDwest have zero standards. you see a chick who looks like mommy and you're all in.
>who looks like mommy
Brie looks like she'd rather eat a baby alive than give birth to one.
friendly reminder that cheese larson was /mindbroken/ by dorks on Cinemaphile who laughed at her pathetic flat ass. She responded by posting hundreds of carefully posed pictures in spandex, despite still having no ass
haha!