I had to watch it with subtitles on
And even then the jokes were ruined becuase I could see what she was going to say 5 minutes before she got around to saying it
>And even then the jokes were ruined becuase I could see what she was going to say 5 minutes before she got around to saying it
I stopped watching Mock The Week because I had that same problem with the bald c**t. You'd always know his punchline long before he ever got to it.
That c**t could hardly get through a sentence without shitting himself.
I just realized that there's more than one baldie on Mock The Week. I mean this unfunny bald c**t, not Dara. Dara was usually fine as long as you didn't focus on his drooly intake of breath after every joke. At least you didn't have to wait for him to get to the point with every joke.
That's who I meant as well, never committed his name to memory.
Dara O Briain was irritating too, with his mealy-mouthed slurring. It was genuinely difficult to make out what he was saying a lot of the time, ehhhh.
I like her because the producers must know she ruins the show but they can't not include her or it would seem ablest
Watching the other comedians pretending to laugh at her jokes is much funnier than anything they've ever said on the show.
It would be much funnier if she was just honest about her motives. She just sticks up her middle finger and goes >whhhaaaat yooouuuu goooonnnaaa doooo abouuuuut it moootttheerrrrfuucckker
Then she strips off and makes Jimmy lick out her disgusting hairy muff.
I'd respect her a whole lot more.
My cousin has CP, and I’ve always had a lot of sympathy for people who have it. With that said, she needs to stop appearing on these shows, she is not cut out for it. It completely kills the momentum of the show, and it’s just uncomfortable to watch a heavily disabled person struggle for 45 seconds to tell a lame joke in front of a studio audience. At least the other disabled comedians are a little bit funny, even if all of their jokes are about their ailment.
Alex Brooker. Incidentally I have only seen the guy on the never ending panel show ''comedian'' roundabout and theres just too many of these c**ts hogging every fricking show on telly these days.
It's because the talent agencies make the shows, so you end up with a conveyor belt of the same old faces, especially when they have a shit paperback to shill.
I'm not going to lie. I really, really enjoy when the panel are mostly are all guy because they stay entertaining all throughout. Just goofy c**ts. The ones who made everyone laugh in class consistently back in the day. Women don't know dick about sustaining that type of humor.
Nothing makes me happier than seeing some panel show c**t and not having any fricking idea who they are because I stopped watching British TV over a fricking decade ago. Can't imagine how much of a moronic c**t you'd have to be to still watch that slop.
Didn't she become a thing because she was a successful joke writer working behind the scenes and writing killer jokes for the other standups until someone one day asked why she didn't try the standup herself? I just don't see why she didn't stick with that. Hell, do a routine where she writes the jokes and then has an assistant on stage who tells them with the proper timing, dressed up like a seeing eye dog.
Where's the puppet lady who only got into the gig by shagging a respected puppeteer that was the same age as her dad an inheriting his puppet collection when he died of old age?
What's Widdicombe done to be included in a list like this? Seemed just generally inoffensive to me, not really a positive but not deserving of "most cursed".
Ya know, it depressed me than it should have. I haven't watched it in years, but I remember looking forward to it when it was good. Watching it made me feel an odd melancholy that there's no going back. Things will never be comfy and relatable ever again. I hate getting older, I turned it off after 10 minutes.
Josh trooned out!?!?
Did she ruin it (like normal)?
Or did they edit out all her stimming and just cut to her gurning face occasionally?
I had to watch it with subtitles on
And even then the jokes were ruined becuase I could see what she was going to say 5 minutes before she got around to saying it
>And even then the jokes were ruined becuase I could see what she was going to say 5 minutes before she got around to saying it
I stopped watching Mock The Week because I had that same problem with the bald c**t. You'd always know his punchline long before he ever got to it.
That c**t could hardly get through a sentence without shitting himself.
I just realized that there's more than one baldie on Mock The Week. I mean this unfunny bald c**t, not Dara. Dara was usually fine as long as you didn't focus on his drooly intake of breath after every joke. At least you didn't have to wait for him to get to the point with every joke.
That's who I meant as well, never committed his name to memory.
Dara O Briain was irritating too, with his mealy-mouthed slurring. It was genuinely difficult to make out what he was saying a lot of the time, ehhhh.
his over the top smugness makes him a better racial caricature than comedian and makes up for it.
OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL
That skit really didn't capture the way he'd draw that sentence out.
This is so embarrassing but I look exactly like her
weird al is that you
no it's dave grohl
Imagine her teeth chomping your wiener off like a cigar cutter.
r u a girl?
Everyone laughed at me when I, a disabled woman who can't speak, said I wanted to become a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now
That's just a badly reworked version of a classic Bob Monkhouse joke
Do better, anon
Can I have your number?
I hate Katherine ryan even more
her nipples are confusing
Huh?
I like her because the producers must know she ruins the show but they can't not include her or it would seem ablest
Watching the other comedians pretending to laugh at her jokes is much funnier than anything they've ever said on the show.
On the other hand including her gives them diversity points so I doubt they mind much
This is the emperor is wearing no clothes.
Poor woman but are you telling me there was no one better suited?
in the spirit of the season parading something that looks like that in front of your nation lifts everyone's spirits because they are not her.
British comedy died with Sean Lock
Didn't watch it because she was on it. I'm just not gonna watch it if she's on it haha I'm not going to do it is all haha
Simple as
Demon House.
the most important part of telling a joke is the t... t... tim... t... time... ing
It would be much funnier if she was just honest about her motives. She just sticks up her middle finger and goes
>whhhaaaat yooouuuu goooonnnaaa doooo abouuuuut it moootttheerrrrfuucckker
Then she strips off and makes Jimmy lick out her disgusting hairy muff.
I'd respect her a whole lot more.
I thought you guys were exaggerating about her
could not believe what I was hearing when I watched a clip from the episode
My cousin has CP, and I’ve always had a lot of sympathy for people who have it. With that said, she needs to stop appearing on these shows, she is not cut out for it. It completely kills the momentum of the show, and it’s just uncomfortable to watch a heavily disabled person struggle for 45 seconds to tell a lame joke in front of a studio audience. At least the other disabled comedians are a little bit funny, even if all of their jokes are about their ailment.
laugh right now or say goodbye to your karma you racist homophobic piece of shit homosexual
Please Channel 4, don’t take away my good boy points
>My cousin has CP
what other ones are there?
the blind guy who's on wilty a few times is all I can think of
that Alex Brooker guy
Adam Hills aswell I suppose but his isnt even noticeable
>Look at my disability isn't it funny
same with that guy with the disgusting crab claw hand
Alex Brooker. Incidentally I have only seen the guy on the never ending panel show ''comedian'' roundabout and theres just too many of these c**ts hogging every fricking show on telly these days.
It's because the talent agencies make the shows, so you end up with a conveyor belt of the same old faces, especially when they have a shit paperback to shill.
They have that whole show dedicated to them.
>My cousin has CP, and I’ve always had a lot of sympathy for people who have it
Heh. Same. Different reasons though.
My cousin was in trouble for CP too, family isn’t very sympathetic though
>My cousin has CP
>his cousin doesn't have cosmic pussy
gay
No.
I didn't see it.
I don't watch tv
Please refrain from posting gore pics outside /b/ thanks
Haven't watched since like 2015 and I assume it went to shit in 2016
Was it worth watching? Might be the first year I skip
I'm not going to lie. I really, really enjoy when the panel are mostly are all guy because they stay entertaining all throughout. Just goofy c**ts. The ones who made everyone laugh in class consistently back in the day. Women don't know dick about sustaining that type of humor.
10/10 in Bongland
Proper English rose that PHWWWOAR
Nothing makes me happier than seeing some panel show c**t and not having any fricking idea who they are because I stopped watching British TV over a fricking decade ago. Can't imagine how much of a moronic c**t you'd have to be to still watch that slop.
why even invite her? There are tons of others they could invite instead.
She ticks multiple boxes at once.
>disability
>female
>homo
She better hope there isn’t someone out there who ticks the same boxes and is black or she’s never getting work again
Can't make out half of what she or Kevin Bridges say
Kevin Bridges isn't disabled, he's just Glaswegian.
>tfw the captcha is literally GAYPP
The gag where he suddenly switches over to The Queen's English after someone complains about not understanding him never fails to make me laugh.
Dooja cat
Didn't she become a thing because she was a successful joke writer working behind the scenes and writing killer jokes for the other standups until someone one day asked why she didn't try the standup herself? I just don't see why she didn't stick with that. Hell, do a routine where she writes the jokes and then has an assistant on stage who tells them with the proper timing, dressed up like a seeing eye dog.
maybe she realised that as a disabled gay woman she's got the triple lock to do whatever she wants
>James Corden
>Russell Brand
>Mel B
>Rosie Jones
>Katherine Ryan
>Josh Widdicombe
>Jack Whitehall
Is this the most cursed lineup?
Where's the puppet lady who only got into the gig by shagging a respected puppeteer that was the same age as her dad an inheriting his puppet collection when he died of old age?
What's Widdicombe done to be included in a list like this? Seemed just generally inoffensive to me, not really a positive but not deserving of "most cursed".
Just wait till she's on Taskmaster. They're already prepping us with some midge on the New Year show.
>The Taaayyeeeessk......
>looks at camera
>S-s-s-s-startsssss....
>sun sets
>Naaaaoooooowww!
>falls over
i laughed quite hard at jimmy carr shrinking while the size of his head stays the same. couldn't last through team introductions.
Ya know, it depressed me than it should have. I haven't watched it in years, but I remember looking forward to it when it was good. Watching it made me feel an odd melancholy that there's no going back. Things will never be comfy and relatable ever again. I hate getting older, I turned it off after 10 minutes.
What did she say in that golfing bit?
Why do they pretend like everyone can understand what she's saying?
Because it's not about elevating her, it's about their own optics
When Katherine sits next to her, suddenly she's 10x funnier and hotter.
katherine is? shame about all the making words otherwise it'd be a good trick.
Katherine Ryan has crossed the uncanny valley
>The Widowmaker and 'Frick Pig'
Well that's an apt team name for once.
Her speech has gotten so bad I couldn't understand her half the time. She also didn't get to say much and had basically no jokes.
I'm gonna guess they cut out most of her moron noises and just left in the best bits, which is even sadder tbh.
Is it possible to escape the scourge that is Rosie Jones?
yes, I closed down the video as soon as she showed up
Why do all israelites look like demons
>Online, much of the abuse she faces is unwanted sexual comments
Don't brits have any standards?
It's people commenting that they don't want sex
She hit the wall at light speed