Did you guys already discuss Jak Knight dying? Popular successful television writer puts a bullet in his brain at 28 years old
https://tvline.com/2022/07/19/jak-knight-cause-of-death-suicide-obituary/
Another man more courageous than I.
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literally who
i know i had no idea who he was either, saw this news story posted on a stand up comedy site. but dude definitely had decent credits, yet still, puts a bullet in his brain at 28 years old.
They did the same thing recently with some random 32 year old comedian who's biggest achievement was doing a set on Conan years ago. Must be a slow news day.
who was it
comedians are some of the most miserable people on the fricking planet dude.
>t. mom did a stint in standup for a couple of years
Sorry your mom is Amy Schumer
This.
who
I had no idea he was sick
He was diagnosed with black skin and fuzzy hairitis
>Big Mouth
>black-ish
>Bust Down whatever the frick that is
this is not Cinemaphilecore
he saw the future
Imagine killing yourself without leaving a note. You have one last moment to make an impact on the world, and you blow it. Now people might even think you shot yourself on accident like a fool.
how do u know he didnt leave a note
leaving a note is for whiny pussies
When I kill myself I'm going to leave a note that says look up and I am going to spray paint on the ceiling "haha made you look".
Based. Leave something for the guys that have to clean up your mess to laugh about.
I plan on tying a piano wire noose around my neck, superglue my hands to my head then jump of a bridge.
Mom's gonna freak!
>anon was here
well if you're going to use a gun to have a nice day make sure you don't spray blood on the ceiling or you could cover it up
pathetic egotistical poster. Just go without a trace. I respect this BASED black man if he killed himself and left nothing
if (hopefully when) i kill myself ill just leave a note basically apologizing to my parents about my lifetime of being anger/bitter/miserable because im unable to have a conversation with them
Yeah my sister did that and it hasn’t made it any easier on my mum, dad or me. You’re fooling yourself thinking a note makes it any better, or more understandable. If you love them, don’t do it to them.
what happened with your sister? sorry to hear it m8
She said she was going shopping, drove to an isolated place and killed herself. No one saw it coming at all. I was at work when it happened. I think it’s broken me.
I fricked her
Wish you slung that dick better and gave her something to stick around for.
What if it was some guy she met up with for sex or drugs, and he killed her before, during, or after the deed?
>no one saw it coming
typical
guess what, that means your family wasn't paying proper attention to her at all and that's probably part of the reason she offed herself, she didn't feel like you could help her
Are you blaming her family for her suicide? That’s moronic.
Sorry fren
She did it for the attention. All women starve for attention.
you could literally have a conversation with them right now and they would love it.
Just talk to them anon. Imagine the pain you would inflict on them, you have no idea.
Am I the only person who doesn't get this? I just don't understand how it would be so sad for other people. Even if I did, it just seems so out of proportion to the pain of suicidal thoughts. It's like hearing someone tell me that I should think of all the candy bars I won't be able to eat or something
I don't get why you would have a nice day just because you can't talk to your parents.
I don't particularly like my own parents. If I hated them I would move to another state and forget about them.
In adulthood your parents don't have to be part of your life.
the reason i cant talk with my parents (i still live with them) is because of how humiliated i am about my life and how much shame i have brought their existence, that their only real lasting impact on the world is a completely worthless child. it isnt because i hate them or something.
i honestly believe that my parents would be very happy if i was to die. it would be a big albatross from around their necks. i have been a terrible son and i dont even bring them pride or joy. even in my limited interactions wtih them, i am just always angry and bitter.
Well I can see a few solutions.
1. Actively improve your life. If you feel shame about your life, work to improve it.
2. Wait it out. Your situation may improve naturally over time. I had a slump period for a while, but then I got a decent job offer and got my life together.
3. Blame the world. Your life sucks because it's someone else's fault. Boomers took all the money and left you with a shitty world or whatever. There was a period in my life where I thought I was just a lazy screw up. Turns out I had undiagnosed ADHD my whole life.
4. Tell your parents how you feel. They'll either support you and make you feel better. Or they'll reject you. In which case you can hate them and do my moving away plan.
>There was a period in my life where I thought I was just a lazy screw up. Turns out I had undiagnosed ADHD my whole life.
i have thought this for a long time and even my parents said i probably had add while i was a kid teenager. never took my anywhere to be diagnosed or anything. i relate to a lot of the stuff i see about it, but at 30 years old its just too late. i can barely focus on anything whatsoever.
i dont blame the boomers at all, i blame myself completely.
>but at 30 years old its just too late.
A doctor on a video said, your life can only get better after they diagnose you. He even used the term skyrocketing success.
my long time friend went from being a waiter/bartender for years and long stints of unemployment being reliant on me for housing to graduating from college (finishing his degree just because companies want it) and working a programming job from being self taught making 80k+ a year at the now age of 31. He finally got the Adderall prescription at 30.
He could still use actual therapy to improve some of his bad habits, but adderal alone has made what was otherwise an aimless high IQ guy into a super productive dude that can now hold a job for over a year without dropping it.
>Turns out I had undiagnosed ADHD my whole life.
How did you figure that out?
Looked it up, took a few tests, and came to terms with the idea that the "character flaws" I had always blamed myself for were actually symptoms that other people don't deal with.
I always knew I was odd, but I thought I was okay because I'm not hyperactive and got good grades. Turns out that's not the only form of ADHD.
Knowing what the problem is has helped me cope with it and feel better about myself. I'm curious to try medication, but I don't know what I would have to go through to do that.
>but I thought I was okay because I'm not hyperactive and got good grades.
Pretty much the same for me. I've come across accounts like these from other anons and started to wonder if it might explain it for me. A lot of similarities in the stories. I did fine through most of school, started to struggle in university because I couldn't find enough fricks/focus to graduate and when I eventually did I felt like I was done with everything and I've been a neet since.
Pretty much exactly what happened to me. The freedom I had in college gave me too much leeway to frick up so my grades went down.
After I graduated I was a neet for a few years before my parents got me an internship through a family connection.
That turned my life around a lot.
It was the sort of job I wouldn't have thought to apply for myself, but I don't hate it, and now I have enough experience to land another job if I have to.
It's nice having family look out for you, remember to call your parents.
>I did fine through most of school, started to struggle in university because I couldn't find enough fricks/focus to graduate and when I eventually did I felt like I was done with everything and I've been a neet since.
man this is exactly what happened to me too. the structure of wake up go to school come home study sleep from pre-college, i did very well. i went to college and the lack of structure, i could barely focus and struggled thru school. and yeah, where most people see graduating college as the starting point, i basically saw it as the end point. and i blew through all my 20s doing literlaly nothing barely even focusing day to day. man.
i also got a pathetic borderline internship job after school thanks to my mother. wa only supposed to be for about a year or so before grad school. then i failed to get into grad school. even community colleges. year after year. and the prospect of having to go back to school after how miserable college was for me is a no go.
man.
Go work in food service. It sucks but it's fun and you can work from a shit-tier kitchen job to a five star restaurant in like 3 or 4 years if you pick up and move as soon as you learn everything you can from a place. Plus, with the fricked hours and lax standards you can drink and smoke all you want, bang waitresses, crack jokes and sleep in all you want, you're basically still fricking around like you're in college for a career. Join the shitbirds and start getting paid to party.
You sound like me where you think too much. I heard a quote awhile ago that changed my life, and it was so simple, just "thinking is the enemy of doing", and it's just so true. I literally stopped thinking about doing anything, and I just do it. I don't even think about thinking of doing something, I don't let myself, I just do it. While Im doing whatever task it is, then I can think about it, but I don't think about it until Im actively involved in actually doing it.
I think people inherently know what they have to do/should be doing, but they convince themselves through a myriad of excuses of why they can't do that, or why they should delay it. if I know I have to do something, I just do it now. jesus even if Im thirsty, normally a person would be like "im gonna get a drink first", but no, there's so much time between you getting a drink, and doing what you were planning to do, that you could make up a million reasons why you shouldn't be doing it. Even now I just looked at the time, and it's time for bed, and so Im ending this post and going to bed without thinking about accomplishing anything other than that. goodnight and goodluck, this is very powerful, and very simple advice.
That's good advice. I constantly have to remind myself that I don't have to do everything efficiently.
I get so wrapped up in trying to accomplish two things at once to save time that I end up doing neither.
You're better off just doing things immediately.
>Blame the world. Your life sucks because it's someone else's fault.
this is often true, but it's not the people at walmart trying to buy potato chips, or little kids at school, or people at a parade, so I don't know why crazies are attacking literal who's, it's the religion and politicians and law makers judges and police and some people at the top of corporations
for me personally it was the public school system and religion and the law
I was perfectly happy before that
I didn't create religion and I never accepted the TOS of "law" and I never wanted to go to school with a bunch of terrible people teachers and students alike,
that bullshit was lowered on me like a nuclear bomb
and I still want revenge to this day
>the reason i cant talk with my parents (i still live with them) is because of how humiliated i am about my life and how much shame i have brought their existence, that their only real lasting impact on the world is a completely worthless child
Based
What a bizarre way of looking at life. I'm an abject failure, but I place all the blame on my parents and absolutely zero on myself because they were the ones who created me and I had no say in the matter.
Imagine thinking you're at fault because someone else forced sapience onto you.
i dunno man although i feel the same way i feel like thats a huge cop out to just say "yeah im a huge loser but i never asked to be born so im not gonna try"
i just dont try because i feel worthless and see no point. outside of financial stuff my parents werent really very good as they barely taught me any lessons or skills, the house was pretty bereft of affection, constant arguing, divorce threats, and they were as socially inept as i was and the social ineptitude/isolation is what led me to becoming a complete autistic loser. but i still feel like its my fault for ending up like this
I guess where we differ is that while I consider myself an abject failure by the standards of society, given I've never had a job and haven't left the house in a decade, I don't personally consider myself a failure to myself, I'm living purely by my nature. Think of the scorpion and the frog. Lol. Lmao, even.
Sounds a little like me. I'm getting evaluated for ADHD and some of the questions on the form sound like they relate to you. You should go get evaluated for something, they'll tell you what's wrong with you and try to fix it.
Its your parents fault.
You sound like an attention prostitute
Then just be better moron lol.
You haven't fricked up completely UNTIL you're dead.
Just toss your video games and block the porn and go for a fricking walk genius.
That Alan Rickman dude didnt become famous until he was in his late 50's.
There are 90 year old judo masters who didnt pick up the sport until they were 60.
There are world class pool players and guys pulling 6 figures at the office who didnt pick up their livelihood until they had a mid life crisis.
You're probably pretty fricking young if you're on here so whatever it is you THINK they expect from you, I'm positive you can accomplish it, or at least attempt it, before you even hit the halfway point.
>bro, you can be that lucky dude who started late xD
I know in my heart my friends don't really believe it when they try to convince me of this.
frick off you demoralising shitter. reject all blackpills at all times always. hard work pays off. things can be made better. people change.
>hard work pays off
Yes, but people who work hard are not reading this. Most people here probably don't even work full time.
>hard work pays off. things can be made better. people change.
underage leave
literally just stop watching anime. that will solve 90% of your problems.
Since you're so dumb and stupid, it shouldn't surprise you to hear that your opinion is wrong. In fact, out of all the wrong opinions you've had, this is one of the worst, and it's totally made up in your own head. Touch grass.
Literally me except my lil brother is engaged and has a real job so I don't feel as bad.
Then get the frick off your computer and do something.
My childhood friend died when I was 19. Growing up he was like a brother to me but we grew apart in our teens. I ran into his mother not long after it had happened, she didn't recognize me and I was so shocked at the empty shell of a human she had become that I couldn't say anything. I cared about this guy more than I care about my own brother, yet the pain I experienced from his passing was nothing compared to what his mother was going through. I could tell at a glance.
I think losing one's child might be among the highest sorts of emotional pain that can be inflicted upon a person. It's the main reason why I'm still there. I'm waiting for my parents to go first. I'm lucky since they're rather old. I don't expect them to last more than a decade.
don't listen to this guilt-tripper... your life is your own. if you find your existence too miserable to endure then end it without shame... you don't owe anyone anything
I didn't mean it like that. I just tried to give him some perspective. With what I've witnessed I don't want my parents to go through that sort of pain. Maybe my personal pain isn't strong enough to push me over that edge. Anon's experience could be different.
Then kys, homosexual
>I think losing one's child might be among the highest sorts of emotional pain that can be inflicted upon a person.
It's THE most emotionally painful thing a person could ever go through. No matter how old you are you're still the most precious thing to have ever come into your parents lives and all they want is to protect you. You dying opens up an unimaginable world of pain to them.
The argument that there's so much you'll miss out on seems totally moronic to a suicidal person. Why would I can about missing out on years of misery when I could just end it and attain peace
>attain peace
This. 15 years of watching my so called friends ditch me but stay close with eachother makes me want to die.
>Peace
>In hell
You should kys right now for mass replying to others like they give a shit about your fricking blog post.
When I kill myself I'm gonna tie the gun to a weather balloon so it flies off to the ocean after I pull the trigger. I'm gonna make sure to cover all my tracks so everybody will be left scratching their heads.
It may be "your fault" but if you grew up too terrified of confrontation to speak honestly with your parents that's some child rearing shit. Go take some psychadelics and have a nice day metaphorically first, take a half decade to develop new, healthy relationships with good friends, then try going back and you'll be surprised how easy it is to speak frankly with people when you're secure and living without repressed emotions.
Also avoid romance in all its forms
>parents find anon's lifeless body
>note on the desk reads 'sorry for party rocking'
When my neighbor killed himself he left a note that he didnt want his cats to go to a shelter, they had to be taken by people he knew. Thats how i got one of his cats. Really friendly cat too, passed away a couple of years back
Based suicidal neighbor and based cat, and based you anon for taking care of it.
>You have one last moment to make an impact on the world
This is why you kill a bunch of pedos or gov officials when you go out, don't just have a nice day.
It's by accident, not on accident. Apply yourself.
Probably couldnt live with the amount of israelite dicks that broke his buck so he could get those credits
Report him then you absolute homosexual. Except you can’t now because you’ve arguably announced your report. You absolute Black personloving cuck. You coalburning mudshark homosexual bawd. Get outta here.
What about St. Floyd
He was a porn star and professional fent user and pregnant woman robber with an amateur career in counterfeiting.
He had his entire life left and could have then graduated to a doctor or lawyer.
Dis homie is one year my senior. Makes ya think
you're a fricking pussy, go back to discord troony
AAAWWEEE HELLL NAAAWWW!!!
NOT MY homie JAK KNIGHT!!!!
sad. although I have never even hear of the guy tbh
dey iced muh homie JaK?!
That's a shame, this show was pretty good
>the episode where the lightskinned guy gets called a house Black person because he won't stop talking about social justice
why would you watch a Black folkhow
Because I'm black :^)
If I helped make Big Mouth I'd off myself too
saw this guy get interviewed somewhere with sam jay. he was pretty funny. apparently writes for michael che’s hbo show?
anons, just know, if you have a nice day then they win. you can’t let them win.
I know the first thing people will ask or say after finding out I've died will be something like "Did he kill himself?" and I can't let the answer be yes.
yes that is a good attitude. spite is a very strong motivator and it has carried me this far
I feel like in 99 other timelines I have killed myself already. For all I know I'm the only one of me left
blacks have become huge b***hes
AlwaysHasBeen.jpg
Bye Black person
Sad how many funny people are funny just to temporarily soothe the relentless pain. RIP
Never heard of him.
Was he antiwhite? If so, don't care
>Big Mouth
Nick Kroll's dad.
just more black violence
Media never talks about black on black violence, it only comes out like this in corrections and retraction of the headline days later.
We lost one of the greatest up and coming Stand Up comics in the history of modern comedy.
You just made a funnier joke than he ever made.
not my problem
Well there goes Chapelle theory about nigs and suicide.
I can't imagine wanting to have a nice day. Something must be better than nothing right? I'm a bit of a vain person myself but I get being glum. This sad though? You gotta be moronic. And people think it's weird I have pictures of myself all over my house. People are afraid to love themselves.
>Something must be better than nothing right?
living in misery would be better than not having to feel anything? no.
Can you really not imagine it? Or do you just choose to believe that people's situations aren't that bad? What's the worst pain you've ever experiencied? What if you experienced that every week? What about every day? Where would your limit be? It definitely exists. I think maybe if you thought about it more, you'd find it.
Hey crab man
>comedian
I’m laughing now
I'm pretty "into" standup and I've never heard of him.
*they* got him, same as Bourdain and two dozen others
What should I put in my suicide note? I'm honestly lazy and just want to go already.
do you want to apologize to anyone or anything
Buy a gun and take out a politician or corpo first, at least. In minecraft, of course. This post does not constitute a call to violence against the literal scum of humanity, and I'm absolutely not implying you should use your worthless life to do something I'd personally find pretty funny.
I wonder why more people don't do this. I guess it's because if they cared enough about the world to kill important people then they'd make something of their lives. A school shooting is a middle finger to the world, whereas a political assassination is a self-sacrificial act.
>I can't live without Chuck's Frick and Suck
Was he gonna be outed for some bad shit or did he really just kill himself out of some existential madness?
Must of have been quite the high IQ black
Never heard of him.
Ok, but why?
People off themselves without leaving a trace if they've done something fricked up that will make them lose everything and they can't live with the anxiety of it being discovered
So did the mofo rape someone or got fricked up fetishes on his computer, maybe a hooker he killed on his phone?
Your brain can frick you up whenever it feels like it
probably felt guilty calling himself a comedian and being involved with writing and acting in all the most pozzed unfunny trash in the world. i guess he couldnt take being such a phony, if only all of todays other so called "comedians" would follow suit, how do they live with themselves making shit like Big Mouth and calling themselves comedians???
be one of the lucky few to have a career in showbiz making millions and you still have a nice day? wtf
>worked on Big Mouth
yeah frick that Black person, probably didn't take his AIDS diagnosis well
censored for speaking the truth
censored for being a zoomer troony
Never heard of him
>voiced on big mouth and wrote for black-ish
good riddance
id leave a note saying kiwifarms did it. no reason, just for internet drama
Holy fricking based. Chris Chan could have the ultimate revenge if he does this
aaaand nothing of value was lost
When you came pulling in here did you notice a sign on the front of the board that said dad Black person storage?
>big mouth
glad he's dead
F i guess
I am always so jealous of the people who have to courage to take their lives. Wanted to off myself for years now but I'm such a fricking pussy that I just endure the suffering of existing pointlessly. I wish I wasn't such a coward.
>'jak knight
'm
My dad died last week and will probably leave me $20-50k. What should I do with the money? I have EU and American citizenship, but no skills.
I wish I could just be a hermit in Moscow because it's cheap, has good public transportation, but no wienerroaches.
Vacation someplace and the rest dump into buttcoin.
Never heard of him, never heard of anything listed in that image except Big Mouth and honestly he deserved to die for being a part of that monstrosity.
I'd kill myself too if my first was JAK
>https://tvline.com/2022/07/19/jak-knight-cause-of-death-suicide-obituary/
I'm almost 100% sure that he OD'ed on edibles. Black people aggression coupled with a psychosis is a dangerous wienertail. Lesson of the story is don't smoke weed.
If only he could have convinced a few more "popular and successful" writers to put their heads next to his before he did it.
My grandpa shot himself yesterday morning.
is he ok?
He's dead.
oh
Why did he do it?
enough black on black violence baka
verily whomst?
If I worked on Big Mouth I would kill myself too.
Jesus did all his preaching in 3 years. Every moment of life is holy because every moment is a point of light in an abyss of non-existence, that we're bobbing in like an ocean. Compared to your life, the apparent greatness of "the world" is pure propaganda and jealousy of the dead towards the living. Others want to belittle your helping of light and get you to waste it or give it away. Real life is not a meritocracy in which only the elite get to be happy, it's one thing individualistic society gets wrong. Within each of you is a flask of divine light that can bring forth miracles even to the last drop. The world is resentful of power, it fights against you to protect the lie that stone and the commands of dead are greater than people. Don't believe the lies. Your generation is taking command now, it's time to exercise your birthright.
I have a fantasy where I overpower a female cop in an isolated place at night, and I convince her that if she has sex with me I won't kill her. After the sex, I run away, and she has to decide whether to quit being a cop due to trauma or to try and catch me again. Sounds like it could be a decent movie tbh.
Black on black crime is truer pandemic of our time.
Someone needs to tell Black folk that black lives matter
NO JUSTICE
NO PEACE
WHOSE STREETS?
OUR STREETS
Waited too long to be part of the 27 club, a loser even in when he chooses to die lmao.