Did you guys make a plan before seeing Oppenheimer?

Did you guys make a plan before seeing Oppenheimer?
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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would any female be threatened by that fridge pig?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they arent threatened, they just afraid of nudity bc brainwashing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fridge pig best pig

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    that is so they don't vomit on each other

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a Hitler moment. She needs to die for the good of humanity.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      so this is the modern female beauty standard huh?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beautiful breasts and nice bush

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone told her this looks great and she should go out like this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skipped that scene because im not a zoophile

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If only the actress commited suicide just like her character did.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      bruh

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >getting triggered over this
    How do these people function in life?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1 skip it
      >2 don't watch that garbage
      That scene is ridiculous and ruins all the pathos the film
      >TFW Oppenheimer stares at the camera and says the ''destroyer of worlds'' line
      >Crack up because all i can think of is how he ''destroyed'' the slampig earlier

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The scene was unnecessary and florence pugh is ugly but given the movie is 3 hours long I forgot all about it 5 minutes later. I can't imagine closing your eyes seeing two people awkwardly frick for less than a minute.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren’t you the people who cry yourselves to sleep over “misgendering”

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that sex scene is entirely pointless
      it was not needed at all.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I agree but she said she was triggered and her husband unironically covered his eyes lol wtf it's just a sex scene

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nooo you can't just look away
          >you VILL consume every second of the goyslop in full!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh you're trolling now I get it haha good one fellow anon updooted!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was needed to get women into the theatre.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was worse than pointless it was detrimental to the movie
        They ruined Oppenheimer's most famoust quote with porn parody tier writing

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nolan never has a good sense for romance in his movie due to his autism. The romance aspect was unintentionally peak comedy as expect.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly i even think it might be ironic
            >People complain his movies don't have enough sex and this is not ''mature''
            >He decides to troll them by making the sex as crass and goofy as possible
            The interrogation scene where Oppenheimer cucks his wife in front of the feds was pure surreal cringe kino

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              he and david lynch are both literally the same personality type
              read jung

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you aren't poor, life is largely a moron-proof coddling experience

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cant help but gag when I see nose piercings because it always looks like a booger from an amgle

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do like indy and close your eyes and bring so earplugs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or just not watch it because it's feminist slop for stupid women

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are females unable tell a concise story, ever?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know you're making fun and normally I would too but I genuinely sympathize with the guy. I wish I had a gameplan for that scene but unfortunately I just sat there and witnessed the whole thing and my night WAS ruined.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Commie CIA plant Oppenheimer says that cringe line from Indian Genesis right as he inserts himself into a naked Princess Irulan. So yeah, I was triggered.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is seeing Pugh’s pancake breasts that traumatizing for American liberal roasties?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      shes clearly a religious conservative. leftists are pro-nudity

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna watch Oppenheimer JUST to see the sex scene

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Twitter post
    >direct link

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      im not gonna make a webm to spoonfeed you everything funny

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >funny

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    how did he abuse her? who is the person asking her plan for when they go?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that the scene where she karate chops Kermie?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This is unironically one of the reasons people are starting to dislike sex scenes
    If you are addicted to something (Or if you are around an addict for too long) you might start resenting that thing and try to avoid triggers
    Depending on how severe the addiction is watching movies (Or any other normal activity) becomes a way to ''take a break from porn''

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >went to see Oppenheimer
    >didn't have a game plan (was too busy gooning for 12 hours before going)
    >"that" scene happened
    >took me by surprise and forced my hand on my dick immediately as a reaction
    >came bucket onto the row in front
    >feels embarrassed, night ruined (was gonna goon for 6 more hours but canceled it)
    This is what male rape feels like

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i watched the film and i have no fricking idea what any of this thread is talking about

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Florence Pugh is kinda ugly and has gross boobs

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably the worst boobs for the first boob scene a father and son see in a movie together

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    There are insane people like this walking around out there who also happen to be in positions of authority. She’s probably reviewing and rejecting your resume as we speak

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TFW those damn zoomers are taking over the world
      >TFW they are going to take away my porno collection!
      *sips monster*
      Oh the humanity!

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She kills herself. Who cares.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Did the man watch porn? Yes. All normal men do. Did she hate this and make up some bullshit about him abusing her so she could manipulate him to stop watching porn? Yes. Now he has to grovel and do everything she says because she lied and manipulated everyone into believe this bullshit. Frick her and frick all manipulative women.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    homie, how do you even know this? Also,
    >mass reply
    kys

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I mean that makes both of them even more pathetic than I previously thought

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