this doesn't make any sense. why would they have brain tissue in them? that's a serious evolutionary design flaw. you could seriously injure one by just flicking it.
i do not believe you, anonymous poster
moron, that's Twi'leks. Togruta lekku and montrals are part of their auditory systems. A severed lekku could be fatal for a Twi'lek, but for a Togruta it's more like losing an ear.
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Lekku
yes, it's been very boring so far. Baylan seems cool but very little has happened within 7 episodes. It's also complete bullshit the asian chick somehow survived getting stabbed through the torso with a lightsaber.
>the movie Filoni is supposed to make
Then Filoni should have had a bit of situational awareness, Disney is up a creek financially and can no longer piss away a few hundred million on a star wars movie for shits and giggles, the odds of any new star wars project actually getting made are pretty low, a theatrical release nigh impossible, particularly for a bunch of D-lister characters from a 20 year old cartoon. I say this as someone who likes Ahsoka in general.
>Dinn Djarin will no longer be the main character
Lmao those dumbasses just killed their cash cow, gruff masked man with baby yeed mechanic was the selling point of the entire thing
the only reason Shin wouldn't have killed Wren is because she needed to keep Ashoka off her back. Ashoka would have fricked Shin up, so leaving a wounded Wren was her only chance of her escape. sure it's head canon and probably not intended by the writers. but it's how I made sense of it
>It's also complete bullshit the asian chick somehow survived getting stabbed through the torso with a lightsaber.
this happens 3 seperate times in the obi wan show, and to kylo ren
lightsabers aren't lethal anymore
Been watching. Been disappointed with the lack of traditional Torgruta attire in the show too .Hera's not been wearing traditional Twilek clothes either.
Is this supposed to mean something or is this just some homosexual twitxlch streamer getting ((you))s from his even more dick sucking homosexual viewers?
Sooooo...
Dark side Ahsoka is stronger than Dark side Anakin? Because if so that's even more ridiculous than Rey beating Luke without even trying after just a few days at most
>To be honest Luke, my intuition isn't what it used to be. I'm senile and on my deathbed, and even in my youth I wasn't able to detect sith lords in my immediate vicinity, sometimes for years. Sensing force users isn't my strongest suit. So even though it may seem like you are the last Jedi because I'm unaware of any others, you shouldn't take it as the absolute truth. Maybe your father's old apprentice Ahsoka or the Order's child soldiers like Ezra Bridger or Cal Kestis are still roaming around the galaxy. Who knows, Luke? I'm not omniscient.
What did Yoda mean by this?
Ezra Bridger wasn't part of the order. It would make more sense for name here to be Caleb Dume, since that's the "Order's child soldier" who ends up training Ezra to be a Jedi.
To be gat, Yoda also hid Leia's existence from Luke. It would be basic sensibility to conceal from someone who may fall to the Dark Side there are other Jedi running around the galaxy.
>crucial area
homie its cauterized instantly, imagine having a gaping hole in your stomach and the wound cant close because its flesh has been cauterized
They keep doing the same shit and it has not worked once, its amazing. >the movies are now for girls and gays >oh they failed >the mandalorian is actually not about Bo Katan now >oh no one likes it >Boba Fett is now about scooter girls and Asian side piece >oh it failed >Rebels is now about Ahsoka and Sabine not Ezra >oh no one cares
Lol they just keep trying, Kennedy the other day said they were planning New Jedi Order...to be about Rey, founding the New Jedi Order...they never, ever learn.
I think Baylan is the only good thing about this shit. But the flashback stuff with Anakin and e-girlsoka was good and should have been what this show was because old hag Ahsoka is just as boring as any other Yidsney character.
Honestly the biggest complaint I have is the garbage fight choreography.
Like that part where Ahsoka is practicing by herself looked so fricking wooden, her fight against Baylan she had several openings to stab him but didn’t take it, etc.
the lightsaber battles in the prequels looked better because Hayden and Ewan actually received training from a legit swordsman instructor, where it’s clear now they just gave Dawson some sticks and told her to do whatever.
>Shin Hati's lightsaber[5] was a lightsaber wielded by Shin Hati. It had an orange-red blade.[4] Hati employed her lightsaber to attack the crew of a New Republic ship Vesper when she and her master Baylan Skoll freed Morgan Elsbeth during the search for Ezra Bridger. Soon after, she dueled Sabine Wren at LothalNet comm tower E-272, and ultimately won the fight by stabbing Wren through her torso with the saber.[2]
Cute Ukraini
I would kill every russian on the planet just to see her smile.
Why? I laughed out loud when Ahsoka went >I can help you.
because in like ten years from this series every Jedi in the galaxy will be dead. Like imagine having any hope for any of these characters when they're destined to be irrelevent or in the ground.
As much as "they will retcon the Sequels" is a meme, it's obvious Filoni is trying to circumvent that via introducing "Bokken Jedi", ones trained "in the wild" outside of a temple.
Whenever I'm asked if I've seen it I keep telling people I'll binge it when the season is over but I probably won't. I guess that's how it is with most shows on Disney+.
I said the same thing about Andor, Boba Fett and Obi Wan. Even got another cut of Obi Wan that’s like 90 minutes of just Ewans scenes, still have no interest in watching it. Disney is just totally soulless and incapable of making kino at this point.
I did not. Nor have I watched any of the cartoons so I have no idea who this character is outside of porn.
But I like the idea of Anakin having a cute alien teen girl daughter girlfriend before he became Vader and the tragic romance that naturally follows, where she has to balance her desire to redeem the man she once loved, and still loves, and fighting against the evil empire's most important general.
Only for her
well I will now!
She shits from there...
not when I'm around
now right now she dont
Only during sex I hope.
PUTA
ASSA
Nghhh more
Only sfw stuff
>As if Padme would be upset by this and not extremely turned on.
clone wars art style is ugly
what's stopping her from joining the action?
Padme prefers to watch
I've seen some cuckquean porn art of pásame, and cuckquean is always hot and based.
It's seriously underrated and for some reason the idea of Padme being a cuckquean is just funny.
E CHUTA!
HOW RUDE
green buttcheeks
She was only cast because of nepotism. Her husband is Ewan MacGregor
When I was a kid and I saw scenes like this, I always imagined them just making fluffy-tummy farty noises.
nah she was great as nikki
Why does she stand like a moron? Is it to make her flat ass look bigger than it is?
the ass that saved star wars
You know it's all CGI, right? Her ass isn't real
she has like 4 tv shows dedicated to her now. you have to be way more specific
talking about the VRCosplayX spin-off
>watching Nu Wars
If you do this have a nice day.
she doesn't look like that
She should though
no that's not on model. not canon. not real. this is false.
I want to touch her lekku so bad. What do think a light squeeze will do to her?
pumping hard
so wrong! hehe.
Lekku literally has brain tissue in it. Touching them would cause serious injury.
this doesn't make any sense. why would they have brain tissue in them? that's a serious evolutionary design flaw. you could seriously injure one by just flicking it.
i do not believe you, anonymous poster
I guess that's why they're all slaves.
Octopus tentacles have brain tissue in them. You can grab and squeeze all you want.
moron, that's Twi'leks. Togruta lekku and montrals are part of their auditory systems. A severed lekku could be fatal for a Twi'lek, but for a Togruta it's more like losing an ear.
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Lekku
No. I don't watch garbage.
Especially nuwars garbage.
I bet Filloni makes his girlfriend dress up as Asoka when she pegs him
https://vocaroo.com/1kQ7WlphLJoD
>She was always wearing a miniskirt so we told her there were no panties in space.
yes, it's been very boring so far. Baylan seems cool but very little has happened within 7 episodes. It's also complete bullshit the asian chick somehow survived getting stabbed through the torso with a lightsaber.
So little has happened because the series is just one giant prologue to the movie Filoni is supposed to make.
They've also said in recent articles that Dinn Djarin will no longer be the main character of "The Mandalorian."
>the movie Filoni is supposed to make
Then Filoni should have had a bit of situational awareness, Disney is up a creek financially and can no longer piss away a few hundred million on a star wars movie for shits and giggles, the odds of any new star wars project actually getting made are pretty low, a theatrical release nigh impossible, particularly for a bunch of D-lister characters from a 20 year old cartoon. I say this as someone who likes Ahsoka in general.
>Dinn Djarin will no longer be the main character
Lmao those dumbasses just killed their cash cow, gruff masked man with baby yeed mechanic was the selling point of the entire thing
how do i grow a beard like baylan?
Testosterone and trimming
> inb4 cope
the only reason Shin wouldn't have killed Wren is because she needed to keep Ashoka off her back. Ashoka would have fricked Shin up, so leaving a wounded Wren was her only chance of her escape. sure it's head canon and probably not intended by the writers. but it's how I made sense of it
>It's also complete bullshit the asian chick somehow survived getting stabbed through the torso with a lightsaber.
this happens 3 seperate times in the obi wan show, and to kylo ren
lightsabers aren't lethal anymore
No, I’m not a baby so I don’t watch cartoons
Yeah, it's kind of dull though I honestly expected better from Filoni.
>I honestly expected better from Filoni
lmao why? Why would you ever do that?
reminder that Filoni haters and TLJ apologists are the same people
Not him, but incorrect. I'm a prequelgay and I hate Filoni.
>reminder that Filoni haters and TLJ apologists are the same people
Don't you dare lump me in with those Black folk. Frick off.
>feminist trash in 2023
nah bro, nah. you can watch it though
Nah, nonwhites are gross.
Been watching. Been disappointed with the lack of traditional Torgruta attire in the show too .Hera's not been wearing traditional Twilek clothes either.
DROOPA
nipple chains are so fricking hot
I agree
hot. would be even hotter if she didn't have gross tentacles on her head and had smooth straight hair instead
No + ratio
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What does this mean?
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Is this supposed to mean something or is this just some homosexual twitxlch streamer getting ((you))s from his even more dick sucking homosexual viewers?
SHIEEEEEEET
Common Anon W
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I've jerked off frequently to every woman in Clone Wars, Rebels, and Ahsoka.
Sooooo...
Dark side Ahsoka is stronger than Dark side Anakin? Because if so that's even more ridiculous than Rey beating Luke without even trying after just a few days at most
>To be honest Luke, my intuition isn't what it used to be. I'm senile and on my deathbed, and even in my youth I wasn't able to detect sith lords in my immediate vicinity, sometimes for years. Sensing force users isn't my strongest suit. So even though it may seem like you are the last Jedi because I'm unaware of any others, you shouldn't take it as the absolute truth. Maybe your father's old apprentice Ahsoka or the Order's child soldiers like Ezra Bridger or Cal Kestis are still roaming around the galaxy. Who knows, Luke? I'm not omniscient.
What did Yoda mean by this?
Ezra Bridger wasn't part of the order. It would make more sense for name here to be Caleb Dume, since that's the "Order's child soldier" who ends up training Ezra to be a Jedi.
Yoda literally met Ezra.
...that is a good point.
To be gat, Yoda also hid Leia's existence from Luke. It would be basic sensibility to conceal from someone who may fall to the Dark Side there are other Jedi running around the galaxy.
Stop replying to your own post homosexual. We can see the number of posters
No
No. She was only cute in her earlier shows or appearances.
Eyes on the prize
>no longer teen
You couldn't pay me
God, I wanna be sandwiched between Ahsoka and Barriss.
Yeah
It’s okay. Not as good as Andor but better than other Disney wars
I give it a C+
>crucial area
homie its cauterized instantly, imagine having a gaping hole in your stomach and the wound cant close because its flesh has been cauterized
She fricks human men.
Jacen establishes the predominance of human genes in crossbreeds.
Getting family annihilation vibes here
No she's some old hag in the show.
The damage Ahsokagays have done to Star Wars is insane.
What the frick does star wars have except Ahsoka at this point? The sequel stuff is toxic, Mandalorian got Kennedy'd in Season 3.
>What the frick does star wars have except Ahsoka at this point?
Yeah, good question
They keep doing the same shit and it has not worked once, its amazing.
>the movies are now for girls and gays
>oh they failed
>the mandalorian is actually not about Bo Katan now
>oh no one likes it
>Boba Fett is now about scooter girls and Asian side piece
>oh it failed
>Rebels is now about Ahsoka and Sabine not Ezra
>oh no one cares
Lol they just keep trying, Kennedy the other day said they were planning New Jedi Order...to be about Rey, founding the New Jedi Order...they never, ever learn.
u miss ::
o bee one about jogger inquizor and leia
t. ESL
Its for children.
Why did God make girls the most attractive in their mid-teens?
creepy
To tempt you. Resist and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
only for shin
I think Baylan is the only good thing about this shit. But the flashback stuff with Anakin and e-girlsoka was good and should have been what this show was because old hag Ahsoka is just as boring as any other Yidsney character.
It'll fit if he makes it. And she want him to.
>Master, do you ever worry that people just know looking at us
>Snips, everyone can hear me plowing into you at night. I think that ship has sailed.
>Now bend over. It's time for more "training".
And she was a good friend
>and she was a good friend
>Ahsoka x Anakin
yes, well done, well done...
HOWEVER....
Does Asajj have her redwings?
what?
>Hey Anon, are you ready to binge watch Ashoka?? We heard you weren’t really feeling it, so well let you pick the snacks tonight!
Who are these people?
The nerdy couple that really liked your vibe and are going to force you to watch Star Wars Disney + shows wether you like it or not.
Ok but what is the name of the girl
she's cute
Yes
Honestly the biggest complaint I have is the garbage fight choreography.
Like that part where Ahsoka is practicing by herself looked so fricking wooden, her fight against Baylan she had several openings to stab him but didn’t take it, etc.
the lightsaber battles in the prequels looked better because Hayden and Ewan actually received training from a legit swordsman instructor, where it’s clear now they just gave Dawson some sticks and told her to do whatever.
i have not consumed a single piece of nu-wars goyslop. I've never even seen any of the nu-wars movies lol, never will.
Andor is pretty good. I haven't seen the other shows, but I plan on watching what has been determined to be better quality and fastforward the rest
>that feel when you run into your high school girlfriend 20 years later
How did you turn black? Was it reverse vit?
If you're not going to portray Ahsoka as a e-girl then what is the point
>watching Slop Wars
I watch for she
so, is the lightsaber red or orange?
orange
Cute Ukraini
>Shin Hati's lightsaber[5] was a lightsaber wielded by Shin Hati. It had an orange-red blade.[4] Hati employed her lightsaber to attack the crew of a New Republic ship Vesper when she and her master Baylan Skoll freed Morgan Elsbeth during the search for Ezra Bridger. Soon after, she dueled Sabine Wren at LothalNet comm tower E-272, and ultimately won the fight by stabbing Wren through her torso with the saber.[2]
I would kill every russian on the planet just to see her smile.
Why? I laughed out loud when Ahsoka went
>I can help you.
because in like ten years from this series every Jedi in the galaxy will be dead. Like imagine having any hope for any of these characters when they're destined to be irrelevent or in the ground.
>he doesn't have a head canon without the ST
ngmi
As much as "they will retcon the Sequels" is a meme, it's obvious Filoni is trying to circumvent that via introducing "Bokken Jedi", ones trained "in the wild" outside of a temple.
She wants to be a good girl, I can fix her
Cartoon Ahsoka is so fricking hot. I used to jerk off to her all the time.
sorry, typo
i meant to say i’m a A10 aryan warrior with a BWC
I marathoned the 7 eps for she
based sithussy lover
I liked her as a violent b***h in Pacific Rim 2
Stinky Sith pusy
Sith genitals are hairy but clean, it's canon
Whenever I'm asked if I've seen it I keep telling people I'll binge it when the season is over but I probably won't. I guess that's how it is with most shows on Disney+.
I said the same thing about Andor, Boba Fett and Obi Wan. Even got another cut of Obi Wan that’s like 90 minutes of just Ewans scenes, still have no interest in watching it. Disney is just totally soulless and incapable of making kino at this point.
She is a Shit Waifu Darth Talon Bastila Shan and Mara Jade are Hotter
You know, ordinarily I like Rosario Dawson, but in Ahsoka the makeup makes her look really ugly.
She’s ugly old and built like a fridge
I did not. Nor have I watched any of the cartoons so I have no idea who this character is outside of porn.
But I like the idea of Anakin having a cute alien teen girl daughter girlfriend before he became Vader and the tragic romance that naturally follows, where she has to balance her desire to redeem the man she once loved, and still loves, and fighting against the evil empire's most important general.
Reminder
yeah 1:1. also tomboys turn me on
My homie.
>No + raACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
this is a coomer thread, why would any care about numbers
How many eps will this season have?
8
Shin Hati Who? now i will Post the Superior Sith Lady
b***h has no hips
You are Homosexual