Didn't care she died, in fact it actually elevated the movie, made the situation feel more real

Didn't care she died, in fact it actually elevated the movie, made the situation feel more real

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lena Luthor down BAD

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never forget the nude scene.

    She should be in prison for it.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I’m going to have a nice wedding and will soon start my own fami-ACK!

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone post the link to the fanfic of her final moments trapped in the whale?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This one?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, this was just Zara's last scene but following her from the moment the pterodactyl grabs her to being swallowed by the mosasaurus and her terror of realizing her situation and succumbing to it as she slides into the stomach.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        > “You’re going to die cumming, bawd!” Claire seethed, now punching Zara’s womb while Zara rubbed her g-spot.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Personally, it pissed me off when I saw it in the theater, because much like when I saw Abraham Lincoln: vampire Hunter, people were laughing. A woman just died, and you're laughing.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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    Maybe it was an ill advised reference to this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that is similar, but it doesn't explain how long and drawn out her death is.
      She could have gotten grabbed by a pterosaur and then chomped on by the mosasaur pretty quickly, in like 5 seconds and just 2 or 3 shots, if all they wanted was the Fantasia reference

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was the Toby Zeigler scene but with a grill oh no not the heckin ladyrino

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not the same. Most of that is just the car getting torn apart. His physical torment and death is much quicker

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            the Lost World scene is much more horrifying though

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >car being torn apart by man eating, apex predators and he's STILL focused on putting his foot to the pedal so his friends don't die
          Fricking BASED Eddie. Did more for Malcolm's group than they deserved.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Eddie was a bro til the end. Having the front sight of the gun getting caught on a net was pretty stupid (and he should have been able to just tear the net), but he still went out like a champion.

            I wish I could be so fortunate as to have a friend such as him.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what she fricking gets being a nanny of rich white woman

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was just an Irish lady trying to get herself some bread and soup in this crazy world.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Clive and Joshua watching as their nanny gets eaten by Leviathan

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HDR source for a webm
      that's why it's so washed out anon

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was cute

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine they put as much effort into the movie as they did for their hatred of this character. Imagine they made any choice which was more realistic and less a parody of the original JP. Imagine they had good CGI and good practical models. Imagine OP wasn't a total queer

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in fact it actually elevated the movie
    Too bad nothing can be done to elevate those flapjack breasts

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was unnecessarily brutal for someone who wasn't a villain, just an innocent bystander.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only brutal deaths need to go to bad guys 🙁
      Shut the frick up.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        For a stupid movie like Jurassic World yes you goddamned moron. It's blockbuster slop.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're why we'll never get a Jurassic Park again.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            thank frick for that

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You deserve World.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                its all ogre now

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick names their kid Gray?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The controversy and outrage over her demise show how people care for females, even shitty unpleasant ones. Replace her with a man (same act and death) and you just know no one would have had a problem with it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She really wasn't an unpleasant person though. She's overworked because her dumbass boss decided to make her a babysitter/tour guide in addition to all of her other duties. Claire was the unpleasant person

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like that she died, because I thought that she was very attractive and I hate it when very attractive women die in films.

    Also, it was a pretty gruesome way to get killed.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the more shocking because women are not meant to die in Jurassic Park films, she probably thought she was safe. She was the first female to die over the course of 4 films by that point.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would eat those flapjacks with plenty of maple syrup, jam, powdered sugar, and chocolate sauce for days.

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