its not even just the pools, in a lot of those off boardwalk areas the dry soil layer on top is relatively thin and right below it is a layer of boiling mud, people have died or lost legs from putting their foot on dry ground only for it to punch through and get cooked instantly. Because your sock and shoe will wick up the boiling water and keep it on your flesh to keep cooking it. People take off a shoe after that and the flesh of their feet comes with it.
Even though NPS isn't "responsible for your safety" they are still the ones that are going to have to deal with any goo that might be left of your body or medical extraction if you're unlucky enough to live which has happened. And then they gotta deal with your grieving family or a potential frivolous lawsuit. So yeah they are probably going to enforce CFRs so they don't have to go in after your gooey corpse and put their own lives at risk.
Also I figure you're being cheeky but I hope you seriously don't think that "National Park" means "place where I can do whatever I want"
I dont want my tax dollars to go to fishing your goo and bones out of a pond and shipping it back to the mud hut you and the other 4 generations of your family live in
>muh tax dollars
Ya Im sure you're really worried where those go. Fricking drop in the bucket compared to the shit feds blow it on.
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>tax money is wasted on some things so we should just waste more on other things
I don't want my tax dollars to go to putting CRIMINAL charges on people who walked in a "forbidden" area.
I do. Frick people. Also do you think he's going to jail? If anything he will have to pay a fine for not following the rules of a park owned by a country he doesn't live in, so it generates money.
4 months ago
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A FRICKING DROP compared to fed shit. I know its a bit of whataboutism but if thats your worry you need to fricking revaluate yourself.
4 months ago
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>yeah I'm wrong but frick you
lol. yet here you are crying because a multimillionaire actor has to pay a small fine for not following clearly posted rules in a place in which he is a guest. maybe you should do the reevaluating.
4 months ago
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Like a fed to make up a strawman and go HA I WIN. Really telling.
4 months ago
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I accept your concession. Now go jump in a boiling thermal pond.
4 months ago
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Thats such a fed thing to finish with. I knew it was a fed meme to go HURR CONCSSSION
It's more telling of the homosexualy binary logic of feds. You win or lose aid the state or are an enemy needing to be dominated.
4 months ago
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A person getting a fine for failing to follow clearly posted rules in a national park is not an enemy of the state having their rights violated. Nobody takes people like you seriously because you turn perfectly reasonable expectations of behavior into some sort of example of inexcusable tyranny. You accuse others of binary logic when you insist you can either do whatever you want all the time everywhere or you're an evil oppressive agent of the all-powerful government. Grow up or get boiled.
4 months ago
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>more strawman
I dont give a flying frick what this mick did. I hate you.
4 months ago
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I'm not particularly fond of you either or your moronic victim complex beliefs. Get boiled b***h.
4 months ago
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>rules must be obeyed by virtue of existing
this post is an offense to life itself, everyone has a moral obligation to disagree with you
4 months ago
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Talk about strawmanning!
4 months ago
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literally what you wrote bro
4 months ago
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Nope.
4 months ago
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Get a life bootlicker. You won't get some divine reward eventually because your tongue is sore.
4 months ago
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>NOOO I HAVE TO BE ALLOWED TO BREAK THE RULES OF THIS PARK I HAVE WILLINGLY ENTERED BECAUSE... I JUST DO OK??!!
4 months ago
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The only fed meme I'm concerned about for Pierce Brosnan is how he FED his wife lololol
4 months ago
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>not complaining about his federal grievances >complaining about his fed-her-lol grievances
4 months ago
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>Hey I know! Let’s go dump this body at Yellowstone! We throw this commie in the pool and be home before dinner. What could go wrong? >*five minutes later* >WHERES MY SHOE CHRISSY I LOST MY SHOR
4 months ago
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Stop wasting tax money NOW! Stop embezzling tax money through ngos NOW
I don't want my tax dollars to go to putting CRIMINAL charges on people who walked in a "forbidden" area.
4 months ago
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It's more about protecting the wildlife and forestry than protecting you.
Your death is "unfortunate" but hurting animals, toppling trees or killing fish is CRIMINAL.
Stay out of my park.
>those bodies of water actually dissolve human flesh
This is undeniably true. The acid in those pools can completely liquefy the human body within a matter of hours.
>On 7th June 2016, Psychology graduate Colin Scott and his sister Sable were travelling through a prohibited area of Yellowstone National Park, with the intent to partake in "hot potting" within one of Yellowstone's thermal pools. The day ended in tragedy when Scott accidentally fell into a hot spring within the Norris Geyser Basin, which not only ended his life but dissolved his entire body. It is known that Sable had been filming their adventures, including when her brother fell into the spring.
>Sable filmed herself and her brother via a smartphone deviating from the boardwalk path when they came across one of the hot pools.[1][2][3][4] Colin kneeled down to examine the temperature of the spring when he suddenly slipped and fell into it.[1][4][3][2] Under normal circumstances, water temperatures at Norris Geyser reach around 93C/199F.[2] With his sister unable to rescue him, with her also suffering minor injuries in the process, Colin died from scalding as a result of the submersion within the thermal hot spring, aged 23.[1][3][2][4] Sable was unable to call for immediate assistance, as there was no mobile phone service at the basin.[1][2] Thus, Sable was forced to retreat to the nearby Ranger Museum for assistance
>When officials reached the spring, they found remains of Scott's head, upper torso, and hands
There's a really interesting book called "Death in Yellowstone" that talks about a lot of these cases. The worst one I read was a group of friends that did the same thing while camping in the off limits area. One of them dove in and immediately got back out after being horribly burned. Before they could try to get help a massive snow storm came through and they were trapped, his friends had to try and keep him calm all night by telling him everything would be okay and singing songs. NPS tried to rescue them but they didn't make it in time and he died before anyone found them.
Is he untouchable? Nobody in Hollywood even seemed to care when he accidentally caused Black Adam to bomb because he pissed off China. How does he do it?
Before the movie came out he did a bunch of videos and interviews on YouTube, and one of them was him talking about items he owns which mean something to him. He has some prayer beads or something given to him by some Tibetan monks and the Chinese overlords did not like this, so banned the film in China.
The fact nobody knows or cares is a testament to how likeable he is, he got a free pass even though he cost the production a theoretical couple hundred million.
>Ah, Strawhat, welcome to my banquet.. >"Banquet? This crazy hot spring place? But it's all..boily and fiery..." >Precisely, Mr. D. Luffy...one cannot prepare a sumptuous meal without the two.. >You see, Captain...I've tasted of the weight weight fruit and became an architect man!
Yeah, no shit. Why do you think The Architect was there, to put an end to the Wendg*id menace once and for all? 1488kgs we must secure an existence and future for the bbbbbw race
>implying he isn't a wendigo who overcame his curse and molded it to his will
He uses his hunger-inducing powers to make women eat more even when they don't need to.
Too many people walking around the nice areas would ruin them for everyone, it's like complaining about not being able to touch the pieces in a museum.
If it's a health and safety issue why does there need to be criminal penalties? If people are just endangering themselves by being idiots, I don't see why law enforcement needs to be involved
Greenboots isn't even used as a landmark anymore the dead body got moved to somewhere hidden away.
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i bet some rich frick bribed a few sherpas to have the corpse shipped to their cooled wine cellar for a conversation starter
4 months ago
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Nah Chinese climbers moved him
That still doesn't explain police involvement
To stop people from putting themselves in a situation that could cause this
4 months ago
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>To stop people from putting themselves in a situation that could cause this
Why? Part of being a free country is allowing people to make bad decisions as well as good decisions, otherwise it isn't really freedom is it? Unless they're endangering another person or forcing someone to go in, there should be no criminal charges. At most there should be a small fine like a parking ticket
4 months ago
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Because people don't need to be forced to see your dead body,
4 months ago
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It dissolves, what's the problem?
4 months ago
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not perfectly
4 months ago
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How do we make it more acidic?
4 months ago
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>Unless they're endangering another person or forcing someone to go in
That's exactly what people are doing by wandering in there. Say a person gets boiled, NPS is responsible for launching search and rescue when they go missing, extracting the body if there is one, etc. It also has the potential to damage the natural resource the park is supposed to protect.
I agree that if people die there they should be left but unfortunately that's now how things work and the park doesn't have the power to say "welp too bad can't go look" to the angry family missing a loved one. >At most there should be a small fine like a parking ticket
That's exactly what it is. No one goes to federal prison for this unless they intentionally destroy something, "criminal charges" is a misleading headline to get people to read the article.
4 months ago
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gotcha, thanks
4 months ago
Anonymous
As a Hospital, I agree!
I shouldn't HAVE to admit and treat drug & alcoholic miscreants who've injured themselves after their substance abuse into my Emergency Room! When I know they're homeless, I should be allowed to ban them entry!
LET THEM DIE!
4 months ago
Anonymous
Wow, I didn't realize Hospitals were so stupid and bad at analogies
4 months ago
Anonymous
Let me guess; you find it legal that people without any money should get full-code, life-long treatment in a hospital. No matter what life decisions brought them there, no matter their state or reason for dementia, patients at a hospital have fuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllllll legal right to just stay in the hospital bed for the rest of their lives, regardless of their behavior or ability to pay!
Btw, threatening suicide is totally allowed and it means they get extra treatment and cannot be discharged as a result.
4 months ago
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yeah
4 months ago
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i did not know that
4 months ago
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Happened some time in 2014, in the past 20 or so years there's been a lot of effort to clean Everest up
4 months ago
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they should just blow of the top of the mountain so that it isn't the highest one anymore, that'll stop the tourists in a heartbeat
It's absurd how despicable Mt. Everest has become with the obscene amount of metal oxygen cannisters and corpses are simply lying strewn about.
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yes, even though it's an adventure and a challenge to climb it it has become a disgusting tourist attraction that only serves the egos of those with money.
What gives them the right? This land belongs to you and me. >Only we may walk on the thermal areas
How about frick you and I'll walk where I want, they didn't MAKE the thermal areas, millions of years of geothermal activity did. I don't recognise their authority over who walks on them, they will have to call the national fricking guard to stop me
people with power and authority want to use that power and authority
that's why they acquired power and authority, because they're bossy nosy ego driven buttholes who want to control your life
Ded? Yeah he ded. I feel bad for the family of these Dodo birds, actually thats insulting to birds. Also the people who have to clear the park of remains of stupidity, and arsonists.. Still to this day fluff whoever started them in Canada """For climate reasons""
>fail the requirements to be a marine >fail the very low requirements to be a cop >wash up as a park ranger
"How can I vent my frustration over a live unfulfilled? I know, I'll aggressively police who is allowed walk in the thermal areas"
FS here you are correct, NPS staff have to deal with moron foreigners but national parks have more power to protect their lands and people are generally more respectful because of what they are. People don’t give a frick on national forests and make huge messes or steal signs and trees and shit on the floor of campground bathrooms. When you only have one FS cop for a million acres nothing gets enforced. We are glorified forest jannies
also the fact that you'll have to work outside no matter the weather, some idiot will probably get themselves lost sooner or later and you'll have to spend days out in the cold rain searching for him
>get to be cozy park ranger that’s respected and helps with nature instead of two positions contested and hated since the moment they were conceived
Doesn’t sound that base tbh
pierce got too close to completing his dark rituals. No architect
has as much power as him, and he will achieve his final goal - awakening the planet itself and fricking the one true SSBBW to rule them all, Mother Earth
>From Russia With Buns >Goldfinger Food >You Only Eat Twice >On Her Majesty's Silver Service >The Man with the Golden Syrup >The Spy Who Served Me >Licence to Grill >The Portion is Not Enough
nah she looks better there, she went from verging on fatass back down to pleasantly plump. Brosnan is a man of taste and refinement not fat at any cost. he also loves his wife and probably cares about her health.
it speaks volumes that brosnan always seems to come off as MUCH happier than the guys who burn through a new girl every couple of years. i see it in my own life too. pick a good one and dedicate yourself to her. serial adulterers are controlled by their venal passions and are one of the lowest forms of human life.
>verging on fatass >down to pleasantly plump
Fricking lmao, she's a complete fatass whale in both photos, but whetever if he enjoys it. But god damn you Americans make me laugh
We’ll start sweet. Doughnuts fried in bacon grease is a rare delicacy. The French believe in butter pastries, we’ll transition to those next. From there, we’ll gradually switch to savoury. Kobe beef, served with heavy cream and butter whipped potatoes, and deep fried cauliflower. We’ll also need to restrict her movement. Calories in need to be greater than calories out, so we’ll distract her with social media, and curated streaming content. In the morning we’ll add milk-based bulking solutions to her coffee, chocolate flavoured so that it’ll be “mmm, mocha!”. Along with a serving of biscuits and sausage gravy, again substituting heavy cream for the milk in the gravy. We will also have her quit smoking, and keep a supply of pork rinds at hand to help her with the nicotine cravings. We’ll give her a warm heavy cream, banana, and honey smoothie before bed every night to “help her sleep”. 20kg Pierce? You insult me. I could add 40kg by next week.
I'll never understand charging someone for doing something that dangered their own life. Like which one do you think scares him more: a fine and maybe a little jail time OR learning he could be boiled alive in an acid bath?
The National Park is protected.
It's not "protecting humans from wildlife/nature."
It's the DIRECT OPPOSITE.
It's "protecting wildlife/nature FROM humans."
To help fund the cost of protection, and generate a positive image of the park, tourists are allowed in ~2% of the park, during Summer months, and mostly during daytime hours only. If they pay the cost of admission.
National Parks aren't public. They're federal. And it's private.
its not peirce, but daily reminder that ford from starwars has crashed like 3 fricking small planes already, over residential areas. motherfrickers gonna kill somebody
> you are a celebrity in 2023
> your only charges are just walking in forbidden areas
Pretty impressive Tbf
>Thermal Areas
OI
OI IZZAT LAD WOLKIN ABOUT OVER ME BLOODY FERMALS
It's serious 'cause those bodies of water actually dissolve human flesh. They've eaten a handful of people.
It’s true
its not even just the pools, in a lot of those off boardwalk areas the dry soil layer on top is relatively thin and right below it is a layer of boiling mud, people have died or lost legs from putting their foot on dry ground only for it to punch through and get cooked instantly. Because your sock and shoe will wick up the boiling water and keep it on your flesh to keep cooking it. People take off a shoe after that and the flesh of their feet comes with it.
You'd figure he'd know better, as the expert who saved all those lives at Dante's Peak.
That was a movie and he's an actor. FYI. lol
Documentaries aren't usually grouped in with movies just because they're moving pictures, ESL anon.
Could you get rid of a body that way ,??
Hydrogen peroxide plus concentrated sulphuric acid, boiling. Dissolves all flesh and bone.
You’ve cracked it. Pierce had to dispose of his wife’s dietician for trying to cut her calorie intake.
Yeah, but good luck not falling in yourself. One wrong step on ground that you thought was solid and you're gone.
volcanoes are the better option since they're less frequently trafficked, I'd recommend googling to see if you have one in your area
Maybe but not a body as big as his wife
Yes, and there's signs everywhere this is a hostile unkempt environment & they're not responsible for your safety. So which is it??
Also, "national park" so it technically belongs to the people. If I wanna potentially boil alive, mind your biz.
That's some satanic shit, no wonder that park is going to explode someday and destroy half of North America.
Which will save the rest of the world.
Even though NPS isn't "responsible for your safety" they are still the ones that are going to have to deal with any goo that might be left of your body or medical extraction if you're unlucky enough to live which has happened. And then they gotta deal with your grieving family or a potential frivolous lawsuit. So yeah they are probably going to enforce CFRs so they don't have to go in after your gooey corpse and put their own lives at risk.
Also I figure you're being cheeky but I hope you seriously don't think that "National Park" means "place where I can do whatever I want"
Actual goberment shill lol
>pls dont make us actually work
I dont want my tax dollars to go to fishing your goo and bones out of a pond and shipping it back to the mud hut you and the other 4 generations of your family live in
>muh tax dollars
Ya Im sure you're really worried where those go. Fricking drop in the bucket compared to the shit feds blow it on.
>tax money is wasted on some things so we should just waste more on other things
I do. Frick people. Also do you think he's going to jail? If anything he will have to pay a fine for not following the rules of a park owned by a country he doesn't live in, so it generates money.
A FRICKING DROP compared to fed shit. I know its a bit of whataboutism but if thats your worry you need to fricking revaluate yourself.
>yeah I'm wrong but frick you
lol. yet here you are crying because a multimillionaire actor has to pay a small fine for not following clearly posted rules in a place in which he is a guest. maybe you should do the reevaluating.
Like a fed to make up a strawman and go HA I WIN. Really telling.
I accept your concession. Now go jump in a boiling thermal pond.
Thats such a fed thing to finish with. I knew it was a fed meme to go HURR CONCSSSION
It's more telling of the homosexualy binary logic of feds. You win or lose aid the state or are an enemy needing to be dominated.
A person getting a fine for failing to follow clearly posted rules in a national park is not an enemy of the state having their rights violated. Nobody takes people like you seriously because you turn perfectly reasonable expectations of behavior into some sort of example of inexcusable tyranny. You accuse others of binary logic when you insist you can either do whatever you want all the time everywhere or you're an evil oppressive agent of the all-powerful government. Grow up or get boiled.
>more strawman
I dont give a flying frick what this mick did. I hate you.
I'm not particularly fond of you either or your moronic victim complex beliefs. Get boiled b***h.
>rules must be obeyed by virtue of existing
this post is an offense to life itself, everyone has a moral obligation to disagree with you
Talk about strawmanning!
literally what you wrote bro
Nope.
Get a life bootlicker. You won't get some divine reward eventually because your tongue is sore.
>NOOO I HAVE TO BE ALLOWED TO BREAK THE RULES OF THIS PARK I HAVE WILLINGLY ENTERED BECAUSE... I JUST DO OK??!!
The only fed meme I'm concerned about for Pierce Brosnan is how he FED his wife lololol
>not complaining about his federal grievances
>complaining about his fed-her-lol grievances
>Hey I know! Let’s go dump this body at Yellowstone! We throw this commie in the pool and be home before dinner. What could go wrong?
>*five minutes later*
>WHERES MY SHOE CHRISSY I LOST MY SHOR
Stop wasting tax money NOW! Stop embezzling tax money through ngos NOW
I don't want my tax dollars to go to putting CRIMINAL charges on people who walked in a "forbidden" area.
It's more about protecting the wildlife and forestry than protecting you.
Your death is "unfortunate" but hurting animals, toppling trees or killing fish is CRIMINAL.
Stay out of my park.
I respect you less than I respect millions of years of nature that I lovingly protect. From you.
lmao feds protecting anything. don't kid yourself desk jockey.
This shit is going to turn america into a parking lot, nothing you do will matter in the end it will all be undone. Why why even live bros
Live far enough east that you'll know it's coming and can have a good laugh before the cloud reaches you.
we have maybe a hundred thousand years before it explodes. Let future shitheads figure out how to cool the magma chamber through science.
what are they hiding down there
Why do you think they call it "Yellow Stone"?
Frick. Indian name isn't it
They turned the ground into a Jawbreaker.
I want to drink it
Dive in it
Ooh, I'm losing against my intrusive thoughts with this one, I think.
>FACT: I've had enough and am tapping out intentionally lmao
is it green water?
>reduce the flesh a human has
oh he was there to try and destroy them
>those bodies of water actually dissolve human flesh
This is undeniably true. The acid in those pools can completely liquefy the human body within a matter of hours.
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Now it makes sense, he’s attracted to anything that can eat thousands of calories in one sitting.
ok i chuckled
You think he was getting rid of a substantial amount of human flesh after one of his projects started talking about dieting?
Very disturbing.
>On 7th June 2016, Psychology graduate Colin Scott and his sister Sable were travelling through a prohibited area of Yellowstone National Park, with the intent to partake in "hot potting" within one of Yellowstone's thermal pools. The day ended in tragedy when Scott accidentally fell into a hot spring within the Norris Geyser Basin, which not only ended his life but dissolved his entire body. It is known that Sable had been filming their adventures, including when her brother fell into the spring.
>Sable filmed herself and her brother via a smartphone deviating from the boardwalk path when they came across one of the hot pools.[1][2][3][4] Colin kneeled down to examine the temperature of the spring when he suddenly slipped and fell into it.[1][4][3][2] Under normal circumstances, water temperatures at Norris Geyser reach around 93C/199F.[2] With his sister unable to rescue him, with her also suffering minor injuries in the process, Colin died from scalding as a result of the submersion within the thermal hot spring, aged 23.[1][3][2][4] Sable was unable to call for immediate assistance, as there was no mobile phone service at the basin.[1][2] Thus, Sable was forced to retreat to the nearby Ranger Museum for assistance
>When officials reached the spring, they found remains of Scott's head, upper torso, and hands
There's a really interesting book called "Death in Yellowstone" that talks about a lot of these cases. The worst one I read was a group of friends that did the same thing while camping in the off limits area. One of them dove in and immediately got back out after being horribly burned. Before they could try to get help a massive snow storm came through and they were trapped, his friends had to try and keep him calm all night by telling him everything would be okay and singing songs. NPS tried to rescue them but they didn't make it in time and he died before anyone found them.
Why didn't they just put him on ice like a snowman?
I've read way worse horror stories about people who survived for a short while after being "rescued". A quick death is preferable.
>dissolved his entire body
>they found remains of Scott's head, upper torso, and hands
Well which is it then? What, you need more body parts?
Probably like his severed burned head like that SOPA DE MACACO image where it’s the monkeys scalded head
sopa de humano uma delicia del Pueblo Amarillo
Is he untouchable? Nobody in Hollywood even seemed to care when he accidentally caused Black Adam to bomb because he pissed off China. How does he do it?
how'd he do that?
Before the movie came out he did a bunch of videos and interviews on YouTube, and one of them was him talking about items he owns which mean something to him. He has some prayer beads or something given to him by some Tibetan monks and the Chinese overlords did not like this, so banned the film in China.
The fact nobody knows or cares is a testament to how likeable he is, he got a free pass even though he cost the production a theoretical couple hundred million.
how does this relate to his architectural work?
recharging his feeding powers
>Ah, Strawhat, welcome to my banquet..
>"Banquet? This crazy hot spring place? But it's all..boily and fiery..."
>Precisely, Mr. D. Luffy...one cannot prepare a sumptuous meal without the two..
>You see, Captain...I've tasted of the weight weight fruit and became an architect man!
Boiling water releases hot vapor. Hot air causes balloons to expand. Let's just say he's got a theory about women
Which forbidden area? The Wendigo Woods or the flesh eating ponds? I'm assuming he was fighting Wendigo since becoming a Wendigo makes you skinny.
Pierce would never be caught somewhere which reduces one's flesh.
Yeah, no shit. Why do you think The Architect was there, to put an end to the Wendg*id menace once and for all? 1488kgs we must secure an existence and future for the bbbbbw race
>implying he isn't a wendigo who overcame his curse and molded it to his will
He uses his hunger-inducing powers to make women eat more even when they don't need to.
Sanctified Wendigo sounds kino
>this is the photo they used in the article
Would
Look at that smile. The man is WINNING.
I guess he gave a jolly good stuffing this Christmas.
The Architect
The face says everything
his finest work
kek, he's always smiling when he is with his wife. Im actually jealous because I like chubbies, not as fat as her but i get him
I hate him because he has everything I do not have, joy and a sense of fulfillment.
>Would
God imagine her bed farts
>blows a hole through the mattress in your path
>An architecht proud of his masterpiece
He won.
>The land of the free
>PLEASE SIR REDEEM LICENCE FOR WALKING IN A PARK
Too many people walking around the nice areas would ruin them for everyone, it's like complaining about not being able to touch the pieces in a museum.
If you can't get there with a motorized cart then the average American isn't going there anyway.
They’re volcanic superheated boiling gas vents lmao, you have no idea
>Big Geothermal shill right on cue
Shalom, rabbi.
>NOO YOU CANT WALK THERE THE STATE KNOWS WHATS BEST FOR YOU, YOU MIGHT GET TOO HOT!
I already have parents thanks, I don't need a nanny state
Every indian has a boiling superheated mud vent built in.
You can walk literally in any other area of the park freely. They have the death ponds cordoned off because morons keep trying to swim in them.
If it's a health and safety issue why does there need to be criminal penalties? If people are just endangering themselves by being idiots, I don't see why law enforcement needs to be involved
>, I don't see why law enforcement needs to be involved
Because seeing dead people ruins the park experience for others
maybe for pussies who can't handle the rules of nature
tell that to the mount everest climbers who uses the green boots of a dead frozen person for navigational purposes
Greenboots isn't even used as a landmark anymore the dead body got moved to somewhere hidden away.
i bet some rich frick bribed a few sherpas to have the corpse shipped to their cooled wine cellar for a conversation starter
Nah Chinese climbers moved him
To stop people from putting themselves in a situation that could cause this
>To stop people from putting themselves in a situation that could cause this
Why? Part of being a free country is allowing people to make bad decisions as well as good decisions, otherwise it isn't really freedom is it? Unless they're endangering another person or forcing someone to go in, there should be no criminal charges. At most there should be a small fine like a parking ticket
Because people don't need to be forced to see your dead body,
It dissolves, what's the problem?
not perfectly
How do we make it more acidic?
>Unless they're endangering another person or forcing someone to go in
That's exactly what people are doing by wandering in there. Say a person gets boiled, NPS is responsible for launching search and rescue when they go missing, extracting the body if there is one, etc. It also has the potential to damage the natural resource the park is supposed to protect.
I agree that if people die there they should be left but unfortunately that's now how things work and the park doesn't have the power to say "welp too bad can't go look" to the angry family missing a loved one.
>At most there should be a small fine like a parking ticket
That's exactly what it is. No one goes to federal prison for this unless they intentionally destroy something, "criminal charges" is a misleading headline to get people to read the article.
gotcha, thanks
As a Hospital, I agree!
I shouldn't HAVE to admit and treat drug & alcoholic miscreants who've injured themselves after their substance abuse into my Emergency Room! When I know they're homeless, I should be allowed to ban them entry!
LET THEM DIE!
Wow, I didn't realize Hospitals were so stupid and bad at analogies
Let me guess; you find it legal that people without any money should get full-code, life-long treatment in a hospital. No matter what life decisions brought them there, no matter their state or reason for dementia, patients at a hospital have fuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllllll legal right to just stay in the hospital bed for the rest of their lives, regardless of their behavior or ability to pay!
Btw, threatening suicide is totally allowed and it means they get extra treatment and cannot be discharged as a result.
yeah
i did not know that
Happened some time in 2014, in the past 20 or so years there's been a lot of effort to clean Everest up
they should just blow of the top of the mountain so that it isn't the highest one anymore, that'll stop the tourists in a heartbeat
It's absurd how despicable Mt. Everest has become with the obscene amount of metal oxygen cannisters and corpses are simply lying strewn about.
yes, even though it's an adventure and a challenge to climb it it has become a disgusting tourist attraction that only serves the egos of those with money.
That still doesn't explain police involvement
because it costs a frickload of money to do a death investigation, get people out there to remove your body and all that bullshit.
If some moron wants to swim in boiling water I say let them
You can't tell me what I can't do. People just like feeding the pond.
Kek moron
The pound MUST be fed.
This particular national park has vast swaths of land where if you step in the wrong place you'll be waist deep in boiling acid water.
more free than your shit country, osama
Yes, we should keep natural wonders off limits to fat walmart-child morons and their endless trash.
The man was in Dante's peak. I think he knows a little something about active volcanos
LMFAO
ahoy!
hnnngggggggg (captcha is XD
Plowing her from behind must feel so nice & soft
Architectural things for The Architect.
imagine camping at yellowstone and randomly seeing james bond walk by
What gives them the right? This land belongs to you and me.
>Only we may walk on the thermal areas
How about frick you and I'll walk where I want, they didn't MAKE the thermal areas, millions of years of geothermal activity did. I don't recognise their authority over who walks on them, they will have to call the national fricking guard to stop me
people with power and authority want to use that power and authority
that's why they acquired power and authority, because they're bossy nosy ego driven buttholes who want to control your life
I have every right to dive in the boiling water if I want okay
>I have every right to dive in the boiling water if I want okay
What will the poor government do without your labor, you thief?!
>authorities preventing me from diving into boiling thermal pools is all a heckin conspiracy to keep me a zogbot slave
fascinating
Ignore the alluring call of the boiling thermal ponds. Your country needs to consume products.
>strawmans nothing out of sarcastic shit
Not fascinating.
You're not even American moron.
If you weren't moronic you wouldn't WANT to walk in places where the ground could open up and turn you into an oil slick.
>What gives them the right? This land belongs to you an- aaaaaarrrgh I'm burning! HELP M-
>Frick you I do what I wa-CK!!!!
Ded? Yeah he ded. I feel bad for the family of these Dodo birds, actually thats insulting to birds. Also the people who have to clear the park of remains of stupidity, and arsonists.. Still to this day fluff whoever started them in Canada """For climate reasons""
He's by a shoreline and waves came in and crashed under the rocks he's standing on, propelling it upwards
me on the right
For God's sake, someone let this man kill himself in peace.
"I may have gone too far in a few places, no, is not about the food"
Pierce Brosnan
The Founder was pretty good, I think it’s time for a Col Sanders biopic
>fail the requirements to be a marine
>fail the very low requirements to be a cop
>wash up as a park ranger
"How can I vent my frustration over a live unfulfilled? I know, I'll aggressively police who is allowed walk in the thermal areas"
Being a park ranger sounds comfy as hell, I doubt anyone washes up as one, the applicants must outnumber the positions 1000 to 1.
No moron, Federal law enforcement is a cushy gig people fight over to get.
no Black folks to deal with, I suppose
It’s actually harder than being a cop or a marine.
Park ranger is harder to get than either of those
Forest service is the grunt b***h work
FS here you are correct, NPS staff have to deal with moron foreigners but national parks have more power to protect their lands and people are generally more respectful because of what they are. People don’t give a frick on national forests and make huge messes or steal signs and trees and shit on the floor of campground bathrooms. When you only have one FS cop for a million acres nothing gets enforced. We are glorified forest jannies
also the fact that you'll have to work outside no matter the weather, some idiot will probably get themselves lost sooner or later and you'll have to spend days out in the cold rain searching for him
Dude. I want to be a Park Ranger in a comfy national park in the middle of nowhere, are you kidding me?
>get to be cozy park ranger that’s respected and helps with nature instead of two positions contested and hated since the moment they were conceived
Doesn’t sound that base tbh
Shut up
pierce got too close to completing his dark rituals. No architect
has as much power as him, and he will achieve his final goal - awakening the planet itself and fricking the one true SSBBW to rule them all, Mother Earth
The real danger lies in not giving regular sacrifices to the flesh dissolving magic ponds in the ancient woods.
Prepping for Dante's Peak 2
>Dante's Feast
CANCEL HIM
>"DAMN IT ALL! THE ELUSIVE CREATURE HAS ONCE AGAIN EVADED MY GAZE... PERHAPS MY INTEL WAS WRO- WHAT WAS THAT?"
Maybe he shouldn’t be living THEEEERRRREEEEEE
He was trying to romance a buffalo
Moar liek
>Diet Another Day
am I right?
>From Russia With Buns
>Goldfinger Food
>You Only Eat Twice
>On Her Majesty's Silver Service
>The Man with the Golden Syrup
>The Spy Who Served Me
>Licence to Grill
>The Portion is Not Enough
>Thunder Thighs
>Four Pies Only
>A View to a Meal
>Dine Another Day
>Chicken Royale
Tomorrow Never Fries
OI BRIT!
YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR WALKING 'ERE??
He's Irish. You're not very bright.
>Americans are so fat and lazy that walking is illegal
lmao
>"Pierce Brosnan Faces Charges After Trying To Blow Up An Ozeimpic Factory"
Is he trying to set off the apocalypse or what?
>be american
>get arrested for walking
Guess Rambo wasn't really all bullshit
>Mr. Brosnan was heard commenting, "I want to frick the biggest warm wet hole on the planet."
How do they arrest you of no one's allowed there?
He was trying to kill himself after his wife lost a lot of weight. Pray for Brosnan.
he looks so sad in the "after" image 🙁
But determined. He's planning an expansion.
nah she looks better there, she went from verging on fatass back down to pleasantly plump. Brosnan is a man of taste and refinement not fat at any cost. he also loves his wife and probably cares about her health.
it speaks volumes that brosnan always seems to come off as MUCH happier than the guys who burn through a new girl every couple of years. i see it in my own life too. pick a good one and dedicate yourself to her. serial adulterers are controlled by their venal passions and are one of the lowest forms of human life.
>not fat at any cost
They call him the architect for a reason you know.
>gradually the grin grows
197 was the peak
He's living life on a level we don't understand.
He no longer needs that canvas after he harvested her Gallstones.
Black gold the ultimate prize in the ultimate game.
>pick a good one and dedicate yourself to her.
what if she leaves?
what if she's too fat to leave?
>verging on fatass
>down to pleasantly plump
Fricking lmao, she's a complete fatass whale in both photos, but whetever if he enjoys it. But god damn you Americans make me laugh
I knew you'd get flamed but I'm with you anon. Get a good one and dedicate yourself to her. It's working for me, too.
His smile and optimism: gone.
Pierce working in tandem with wife to titmaxxx
Pack on extra weight, go on diet, breasts stay massive
TOTAL. MILKER. DOMINATION.
He should be facing charges for far worse
His new canvas.
He was grown bored of the limitations of the Female human skeleton.
>Americans spout freedom shit incessantly
>Get charged for walking in the hot area of a park without a license
Stop being stupid.
i showed the architect meme to my wife and every time i try to give her more food than she wants she calls me the architect.
Cute.
License to stroll: REVOKED
>you will never suckle at the creamy teat of mrs brosnan
why even live lads
My favorite is "Tomorrow Never Dines", where the villain tries to force people to fast every other day
>posts the correct edit with BBW on the steering wheel
You've earned your (You) today, Friend.
its a great webm, the anon who made it should be proud
what would you do if he called?
>i need a favor
>a big favor
>it's about anya taylor-joy
>she needs to gain +20kg
>right now
i never found her attractive, sorry pierce
she was cute in that witch movie but the buccal boggening ruined her
We’ll start sweet. Doughnuts fried in bacon grease is a rare delicacy. The French believe in butter pastries, we’ll transition to those next. From there, we’ll gradually switch to savoury. Kobe beef, served with heavy cream and butter whipped potatoes, and deep fried cauliflower. We’ll also need to restrict her movement. Calories in need to be greater than calories out, so we’ll distract her with social media, and curated streaming content. In the morning we’ll add milk-based bulking solutions to her coffee, chocolate flavoured so that it’ll be “mmm, mocha!”. Along with a serving of biscuits and sausage gravy, again substituting heavy cream for the milk in the gravy. We will also have her quit smoking, and keep a supply of pork rinds at hand to help her with the nicotine cravings. We’ll give her a warm heavy cream, banana, and honey smoothie before bed every night to “help her sleep”. 20kg Pierce? You insult me. I could add 40kg by next week.
>Goldendine
>Tomorrow Never Dines
>The World Is Not A Trough
>Dine Another Day
why does at least one word in the title of his bond films rhyme with a word relating to food?
>The World Is Not A Troug
Anon,I love you.
>muh tax dollars
morons still dont know that tax money isn't actually used to fund government programs
what sort of homosexual writes a bullshit ticket to a film icon like this???
Did he think there are whales in those springs?
more like diet another day
More like Goldenarches
He was being inspired
hunting bear
I love Architect threads. Simple as.
I wonder if he's aware of the memes.
I'll never understand charging someone for doing something that dangered their own life. Like which one do you think scares him more: a fine and maybe a little jail time OR learning he could be boiled alive in an acid bath?
The National Park is protected.
It's not "protecting humans from wildlife/nature."
It's the DIRECT OPPOSITE.
It's "protecting wildlife/nature FROM humans."
To help fund the cost of protection, and generate a positive image of the park, tourists are allowed in ~2% of the park, during Summer months, and mostly during daytime hours only. If they pay the cost of admission.
National Parks aren't public. They're federal. And it's private.
Bond. Bail Bond.
>OI YOU CAN'T WALK THERE M8 DIS IS AMURICA
They had me in the first half.
lol, bet that's the worst thing the architect ever did. stay mad hollyjews
>was literally in a film about the danger of volcano thermal vents
>Swims in them anyway
What did he mean by this?
That area is known for spawning bountiful big beauties. I don't blame him and hope he walks
why are we always wasting money saving gay ass euroes from dying in the wilderness, they're not even citizens
They knew
Lmfao God I love architect threads
Best Bond of all time, btw.
Hey! Is that fricking idiot walking into the thermal area?
Yeah, but it's basically Russian territory now (thanks Hillary)
Are they hiding Hillary's emails down here?
No, but Russia own the mineral rights to the Uranium down there thanks to her.
I didn't even know he was on that show.
he mistook a geiser for a whale surfacing on the horizon and felt compelled to investigate.
architect's burden
its not peirce, but daily reminder that ford from starwars has crashed like 3 fricking small planes already, over residential areas. motherfrickers gonna kill somebody
could you dispose of a body in one of these boiling acid ponds?
asking for a friend