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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look it’s this thread again. Buy a fricking ad, stealth marketer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cram it, fundie!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spambot replies

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          wait until you search "kino"

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's literally one guy posting the "fundie" bullshit. He makes threads constantly and samegays non-stop. You can go into one of his threads with 11 replies and there will be 2 IPs - the OP and another device he uses to bump his shitty threads.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              And it looks like it's the baskin moron/JigC poster. He's the most pathetic poster on the board - even more of a homosexual than the Gadonposter who is always posting his extraordinarily dull waifu. Nothing is more cringe than someone trying to force a meme for months or years. I wonder if he realizes how pathetic he is?

              Cram it, fundies! Oh and... seethe and dilate on your way out!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          "If anybody needs me I'll be in my room"
          Cram it, fundie! You've only just learned about the archives today, haven't you, fundie?!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spambot OP

      first time on Cinemaphile?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need her delivered to me asap. Uber Eats that ASS!

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spambot OP

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try harder, fundie. I can't post often enough due to loadshedding, but if I could, I would be posting more.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    trust fund band

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice tummy but sadly she looks like a satanist and probably is one

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody really is a satanist. she is just like this hippy chick

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        shutup ninja, shoulda kept collabing with Korine

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          he was hard to work with, not worth the trouble. & i prefer to direct myself

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    True question: is Ninja the trustfund poster?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Max Normal making them

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah we dont talk about that, die antwoord all the way my homie

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    rockin'

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BBC literally could destroy her

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I forgot to mention at the end of my post but I am transgender (mtf) btw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It did. She has two biracial children now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm trans btw

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        BBC literally could destroy her

        Wrong! She has her daughter, Sixteen, who is very clearly a beautiful White young woman. She was conceived with Waddy Jones, aka "Ninja". 0% black. Yolandi doesn't like being blacked.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    time for a tribute

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's 2024.

  12. 3 months ago
    sage

    No ones talking about this band or listening to them anymore, just flash in the pan '10's trash. This is an obvious marketing thread

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not unless she gets her vegana lips out or her naked breasts, no.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      time for a tribute

      BBC literally could destroy her

      How many wieners do you think she has taken?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tiny white ducks? 1. Big black wieners? At least 200.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what about colored wieners

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She hates cape coloureds.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tiny white ducks? 1. Big black wieners? At least 200.

              what about colored wieners

              Does Ninja have a big black wiener? Or a colored wiener? Or a little white willy?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He has a teeny white dingaling. He apparently used to drive around Durban and pick up as many blacks as he could fit in his Hilux then take them home for Yolandi.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Durban? So he picked up all the smelly brown Indians?

                No. In safer reality, Ninja is a trust fund band. His servants would carry Yolandi to their bed where he would jerk off in front of her, promising one day their bodies would meet in symbiotic harmony and they would finally be whole. Watkin Tudor Jones is a trust fund band.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He has a teeny white dingaling. He apparently used to drive around Durban and pick up as many blacks as he could fit in his Hilux then take them home for Yolandi.

                Durban? So he picked up all the smelly brown Indians?

                No. In safer reality, Ninja is a trust fund band. His servants would carry Yolandi to their bed where he would jerk off in front of her, promising one day their bodies would meet in symbiotic harmony and they would finally be whole. Watkin Tudor Jones is a trust fund band.

                shitjeet no one wants you, your own woman want White wiener.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you wish troony mutt

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ducks

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shalom hebrew

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s obvious you never watched the documentary that shows Ninja’s actual dick in it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Uh, sauce?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Can’t remember the name of the doc, saw it years ago. He’s got a dick tattoo that says “wat kyk jy”. Just Google “Ninja Die Antwoord dick tattoo” and you’ll find the picture.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Uh, frick. That's big. That big hard Waddy wiener cums deep inside tight Yolandi pussy every night with rimming from Sixteen

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A billion

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TUMMY

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any other Chomosexual band out there? What was the name of the one with the guy who molested a baby, Lost Prophet?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ian Watkins, Mr Mega Lulz

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wanna cum on herr

  17. 3 months ago
    James

    wanna herr on cum (baskin cumberts)

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t give a shit about these crackheads.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHUT UP I CANT HEAR YOU LA LA LA LA LA LA

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only test is your seed in her fertile c**t

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the most attractive unattractive woman

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cumshot

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I THINK YOU'RE SNEEDY AND I CHUCK YOU A LOT

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with yolandi
    rimming from sixteen

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can't convince me that people unironically enjoy this music. it must be a grift

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i fink she freeky and i like her a lot

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah these two are probably the only people i hate enough to avoid entirely. they're a pedo couple

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even close, loser. She's beautiful and needs my BAC (Indian).

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >big
        >Asian (Indian)
        nice joke shitjeet

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post hand. Guaranteed I am bigger than you

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ligma films
    really?

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Will you be watching the new documentary?

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