>*dies*

>*dies*

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but anyone can cook, remember that!!!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The cook

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up Remy

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was Remy schizophrenic?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Worse, hes French

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeeeesss! be gay do crime!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You know this actually bothered me, because Gusteau does things that prove he's not imaginary. For example, he literally opens and flips the pages on the cookbook

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Could have been the wind.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Remy schizophreny?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, he was just really creative, remember?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That was Remy's tulpa

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, Gusteau just really likes rats.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Heavy is ded?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I mean look at him. He wasn't going to live a long life anyway.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that review didn't really cause his heart attack

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's a theory that says Gusteau served frozen food to Ego, maybe due to time constraints and stress.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >be successful chef with five stars
          >have already gone through several food critics by now
          >suddenly shit yourself over this particular one and serve frozen food
          I don't buy it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's possible that Skinner's idea of using frozen garbage instead of fresh ingredients started before Gusteau's death.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They took his good noodle star!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it was murder, it was an insider job to steal his restaurants

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mf holding those pans like he's a Persona character

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He became more powerful than Skinner could possibly imagine

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gusteau didn't kill himself.

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