I'm sure they wrote some things but the majority is a staff if writers, they probably work for the network so they mingle and cross contaminate other talk shows.
The beautiful thing is not only are they dying but this disastrous summer box office is partly due to the fact that celebrities can't go on their show and shill their product - so it's sort of a two for one deal.
Hence the only real recent success story has been the whole online Barbenheimer ad campaign.
How kino would a live broadcast by MAGAmericans just hanging each of these puppets on national tv. And end it with John ‘Stewart’ Liebowitz being drawn and quartered.
>have sex
I do but sometimes jerking it to big tiddy JAV gangbangs when my wife is out of the house is more relaxing >take meds
No >go outside
I do >touch grass
Why?
>Writes his own jokes >Creates most successful podcast in history >Literal geniuses beg him to become his friend >Fighter >MMA commentator >Tv host >Still has time to read about the occult and the secrets of the universe
He's over the hill, just trots out the same tired old rants every episode. I rarely listen anymore. Also podcasting in general is becoming uninteresting.
Late night TV is in a really precarious spot because it skews older every year. The median age is 50 for these guys' audience. Their audience can't even stay awake for them. Gutfeld, who started the earliest at 11 EST, moved up an hour because the audience was dropping off in the backhalf. Nobody is watching these shows, at best they are sleep aids.
>sleep aids.
People want to be relaxed and tuned-out when trying to fall asleep. Late-night hosts use snark to push political ideologies, and that's not really comfy tune-out material unless you are 100% on-board with it without question.
Broadcast television as a whole is in this position. Look at Cartoon Network. They don't even air shows for children because kids are on YouTube and TikTok all day. Nickelodeon is wall to wall Spongebob for the same reason. CNN hasn't broken a million viewers since January Sixth.
>every single host has the exact same milquetoast personality and tells the exact same extremely tired jokes >Jewywood honestly thought people would miss this shit
Light night comedy was from a time where people had nothing better to do at 11:30PM. Now there's social media, video games and streaming services to occupy night owls. And speaking of social media, the format has also made Late Night obsolete as a publicity arm as well.
I'm glad people are sick of politics now. Maybe we'll see a new age of prosperity once normalgays forget about white man bad or Drumpf being indicted for the 6 gorillionth time.
I think people are burnt out on it but the media is not going to stop that shit as we move into election season over the next year. I honestly don't have the energy to follow that shit anymore.
Watch Hypernormalization and Traumazone by Adam Curtis. We're ("Western" society) going through the same shit the USSR did in the late 80s and early 90s when communism fell.
Ironically, Conan is the most successful right now. His podcast is huge. Either he's really lucky or he has young people around him that are steering him in the right direction. Serius/XM picked it up and he's got that show on HBO that coming out.
good
I absolutely love how no one is missing their formulaic slop.
Really doesn't help they're always using the exact same formula. Even the background is similar
Samantha Bee and her husband protested allowing Black folk in their kids school
They wanted to build a wall around their school district
I unironically thought these guys wrote their own shit. So they are just actors?
You think 1 guy is coming up with 1 hour of material every day?
There are some youtubers who do it and are unironically more entertaining than these fricks
Ah yeah, the podcasters. Such entertainment.
>There are some youtubers who do it
there are youtubers who come up with one hour of scripted content per day?
He means gays who stream video games or one of the 1000000 podcasts of people smoking weed and talking moron shit with their friends for 3 hours.
>1 hour of material
it's a 5 minute monologue. just make it up. do they need writers to make up the questions for them?
Do it right now, motherfricker. Write a 5 minute monologue with jokes about today's events.
Yeah, I thought so, gay.
Did the monologue jokes ever make you laugh out loud?
Probably not, I don't watch this shit. But my point still stands.
i'm not a professional comedian
they also have writers hired to help write jokes
so late night writers really default to Cinemaphile shitposting the second they go on strike. sad!
When will the troony Janny Guild go on strike?
>every day
I didn't realize these things were on on a daily basis. Burgerbros, I pity you. No one should have to suffer through this.
Yep. They're talking-heads who just repeat what the elites tell them.
Ever taken an IQ test? What was the result? Be honest
>Ever taken an IQ test? What was the result? Be honest
I tried, but i couldn't operate the web page.
I'm sure they wrote some things but the majority is a staff if writers, they probably work for the network so they mingle and cross contaminate other talk shows.
>i thought they wrote their own shit
oh anon, i wish i were this much of a dunce
It's ok anon. I think I was about 5 when Mister Rodgers pulled the camera back and revealed that he wasn't in a real house.
They are the writing room's wiener holsters
posts like this is how i remember that 70% of this site are autistic mexican teenagers
>esl moron calling out other esl morons
Underage
They even let women write some of their jokes
There's your first problem.
The beautiful thing is not only are they dying but this disastrous summer box office is partly due to the fact that celebrities can't go on their show and shill their product - so it's sort of a two for one deal.
Hence the only real recent success story has been the whole online Barbenheimer ad campaign.
How kino would a live broadcast by MAGAmericans just hanging each of these puppets on national tv. And end it with John ‘Stewart’ Liebowitz being drawn and quartered.
have sex take meds go outside touch grass
>have sex
I do but sometimes jerking it to big tiddy JAV gangbangs when my wife is out of the house is more relaxing
>take meds
No
>go outside
I do
>touch grass
Why?
I mean Drumpf died too. I'm just glad they're all gone.
haha just wait another 2 weeks
>Writes his own jokes
>Creates most successful podcast in history
>Literal geniuses beg him to become his friend
>Fighter
>MMA commentator
>Tv host
>Still has time to read about the occult and the secrets of the universe
He is the GOAT, isn't he?
Don't forget that he's smarter than Adam Combover.
>Writes his own jokes
Oh, it shows.
He's over the hill, just trots out the same tired old rants every episode. I rarely listen anymore. Also podcasting in general is becoming uninteresting.
These actors are important
are they all owned by the same company?
thats fricking funny
Late night TV is in a really precarious spot because it skews older every year. The median age is 50 for these guys' audience. Their audience can't even stay awake for them. Gutfeld, who started the earliest at 11 EST, moved up an hour because the audience was dropping off in the backhalf. Nobody is watching these shows, at best they are sleep aids.
Non-mutt here, what time do these shows air normally?
11:30, after the news
Who the frick stays up this late on a work day?
Yeah, it can't be good for society. Boombers commonly did.
>sleep aids.
People want to be relaxed and tuned-out when trying to fall asleep. Late-night hosts use snark to push political ideologies, and that's not really comfy tune-out material unless you are 100% on-board with it without question.
That's one reason why viewership is so low. Adults who hated Drumpf wanted Colbert to tell them a bedtime story every night.
Broadcast television as a whole is in this position. Look at Cartoon Network. They don't even air shows for children because kids are on YouTube and TikTok all day. Nickelodeon is wall to wall Spongebob for the same reason. CNN hasn't broken a million viewers since January Sixth.
If they don't write their own jokes, why are they considered funny? Shouldn't the writers be considered the funny ones?
what are the odds that 9 different people, from different walks of life, all have the same type of job AND both suopport the same ideological issues?
Shhh, your conspiracy theories are antisemitic and heckin' transphobic.
Stop acting as if your team is some oppressed minority.
You could literally just rerun episodes from 2017 over and over and like only 1/20 of the morons watching would even notice.
>every single host has the exact same milquetoast personality and tells the exact same extremely tired jokes
>Jewywood honestly thought people would miss this shit
I really only ever watched Craig
I used to watch the Colbert Report, back when Colbert was actually funny. He should have stayed in character forever.
John Oliver is more popular than ever
Never watched a minute of any of them. Not a single one. Frick is wrong with you kids.
Light night comedy was from a time where people had nothing better to do at 11:30PM. Now there's social media, video games and streaming services to occupy night owls. And speaking of social media, the format has also made Late Night obsolete as a publicity arm as well.
What are we going to do now that nfl is coming back?
I didn't know the writers wrote up the season that early
I'm glad people are sick of politics now. Maybe we'll see a new age of prosperity once normalgays forget about white man bad or Drumpf being indicted for the 6 gorillionth time.
I think people are burnt out on it but the media is not going to stop that shit as we move into election season over the next year. I honestly don't have the energy to follow that shit anymore.
> reddit exists
> women exist
> unironic homosexuals with fricked up ear grating voice exist
I have bad news
Watch Hypernormalization and Traumazone by Adam Curtis. We're ("Western" society) going through the same shit the USSR did in the late 80s and early 90s when communism fell.
>who must go?
Old Conan was kind of funny.
I don't know how anyone could sit through all those other hacks, though. Even Conan ended up being as bad as them.
The only funny thing Conan did was the conangator thing and that was only because it became a YTMND fad
Some of his old skits were funny. I'll give credit where credit is due.
Ironically, Conan is the most successful right now. His podcast is huge. Either he's really lucky or he has young people around him that are steering him in the right direction. Serius/XM picked it up and he's got that show on HBO that coming out.
he's a scab
They are absolutely dying not being able to talk about the 3 SCOOPS OF ARREST.
Never even heard of that middle one.