>dies in vietnam

>dies in vietnam
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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >[It ain't me starts playin]

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was he there to find an ancient Vietnamese artifact?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, its called the "Vietnam war American balls"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      just vietcong ears

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was there to find the elusive "lady boy" artifact

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet he stepped on one of those poop spikes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is the timeline? Vietnam War is (was) going on yet there are still actual nazis around

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The idea is that the Nazis brought into the United States after Operation Paperclip (which was a real thing, the chief rocket scientist of the space program designed the V2 rocket for Nazi Germany) are still loyal to the ideology and want to use time travel so Germany wins the war

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and want to use time travel so Germany wins the war
        what is their plan? go back in time, kill churchill, and install Mosley as the PM of the UK so that UK allies with Germany in WW2?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          A nazi determined enough to go back in time could go back with a handful of WWII books / future tech how-tos instructions / atom bomb details.As well as the things you've stated.
          And a big hand written note.
          Operation Barbarossa no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Barbarossa would have still gone down, it was more important for Churchill to kick it so Britain allies with Germany

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Operation Barbarossa no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
            It would have worked if they told Italy to fix their own problems

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Everything in ww2 went down the way it did because of Churchill

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what is their plan? go back in time, kill churchill, and install Mosley as the PM of the UK so that UK allies with Germany in WW2?
          Sounds like one of my HOI4 games

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what is their plan? go back in time, kill churchill, and install Mosley as the PM of the UK so that UK allies with Germany in WW2?
          No, it's kill hitler and replace him with someone who could win the war.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody could win the war without Britain’s support/neutrality. America wouldn’t enter the war with an Axis Britain

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Nobody could win the war without Britain’s support/neutrality. America wouldn’t enter the war with an Axis Britain
              you're missing the point. the points were: NAZIS BAD! KILLING HITLER GOOD! EVEN NAZIS HATED HITLER!

              Seriously...that's what Mads wants to do in the movie.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someone called that 100% correctly as the plot when in a thread when they announced the title of the movie.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        isn't this the plot of some wolfenstein videogame

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He made israelites seethe so hard it's unreal.
        >nazi
        >absolute Chad
        >fit
        >White
        >literally responsible for putting men on the moon
        >involved in education and science
        >fired due to israeli pressure
        >still remembered fondly of one of humanity's greatest people

        israeli grudges will eventually result in him being erased from history and replaced with a strawman, like Haman. Maybe they'll make a pastry based on eating his ears, too.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate israelites so fricking much

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He aint no fortunate son.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you think he died?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fragging

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Banging troonys in Da Nang while awol.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He, ironically, just falls into a Viet Cong jungle floor trap.
      Guess he didn't have the Jones family adventuring spirit after all!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do they state that in the actual movie?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, but it'd be funny

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Friendly fire

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He died trying to stop him from dividing us

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he just didn't wanna do it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      His yellow river submarine imploded

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Died trying to stop the flag from being stolen

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rock apes got him.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      believed KIA but is actually alive in a cage in some North Vietnamese POW camp

      Mutt will be forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice

      he will return to the US and try to find the same dish, but tragically they will not get the spices right

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fell on a feces stick and died of infection.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to Shia anyways? Felt like he was in every blockbuster for a few years then literally dropped off the face of the earth.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Entitled butthole that probably pissed off everyone he worked with.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he went full trump derangement syndrome and started to do erratic things in public spaces, causing many studios to quietly blacklist him.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Misc users broke his mind.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      last thing I remember is that livestream he setup and channers turned up and made fun of him. quite sad that someone with his status and money would get so ass blasted over some trolling

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like fame gave him a mental breakdown around 2014-2015, and whilst he was recovering from that he went mad when Trump won.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      CANCELED
      the left can’t stop eating its own

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      peanut butter falcon was kino

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brain broken by /misc/. Many such cases

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was proto Ezra Miller. israelite who had really questionable childhood that results in a catastrophic meltdown as an adult. Copy/pasting someone else's movie, HWNDI, getting into fist fights, etc.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He shit talked Crystal Skull and got soft-blacklisted.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just another reason I hate asians

    #Justice4Mutt

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to bed Mark.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want a viet gf lads

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    do they say if short-round also died in vietnam or not?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd wager not. They would try to cast him in a sequel if it ever gets made (it won't) after his role in reddit all at once

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >do they say if short-round also died in vietnam or not?
      No short round is asian and therefore superior to whites according to hollywood.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He enlisted to piss me off
    Mutt died a fricking moron just like he lived. Good riddance. They should've brought in little Sophie as a replacement so we'd have a happy ending reuniting the family.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf Shia died?

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if chink anon thinks about how much bigger the white guys dick was kek

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thinking about wiener/sex
        women/troon mentality

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chinese mentality you mean

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    well to KK he's nothing more than a fricking white male so you should be happy they didn't have his character raped to death.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      In retrospect, Shia was right

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was called an idiot for talking shit about a movie while it was in theaters. Career suicide

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was still right though. He should've been more discreet about it, is all.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Being right is a dumb move when you're commenting on anything israeli. A israelite should be especially aware of this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harrison Ford knows who signs his checks.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shia was right tho.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think we've been too harsh on Shia.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it too late to retcon the last 2 movies and just make Indie young again?

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    another director can always retcon it
    they never found his body, he was MIA, which would actually make for an interesting story
    but spielberg won't let that happen

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh you guys are talking about the movie, I thought he actually went to Vietnam.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >another director can always retcon it
      This is my new line for every shitty movie

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Virtually all of KotC is retconned for no reason other than to try and pretend this shitshow of a follow-up is superior
    How embarrassing. They don't even answer the real question on everybody's mind: what happened to Mac?

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