Differential diagnosis: 30 year old male with no girlfriend, no friends, and has never even kissed a girl.
Go.
Differential diagnosis: 30 year old male with no girlfriend, no friends, and has never even kissed a girl. Go.
Differential diagnosis: 30 year old male with no girlfriend, no friends, and has never even kissed a girl.
Go.
dr house didnt die at the end of his show btw
>self induced hypochondriac desperate for attention - maybe he's faking
If I can’t have her, why bother?
Hear me out, could this be a rare symptom of lupus?
Foreman, how many times do I have to tell you people that IT'S NEVER LUPUS, YOU moronic Black person
this vexes me
Mouse bites!
WHERE ARE MY PEEEEELS
Try 39, IDIOT
Maybe he is just asexual.
Wanna bet? I observe his blood pressure while you enter the room only wearing sexy lingerie.
How will that help? I've a giant manjaw and no breasts. Send Chase instead.
I unironically was attracted to S1 Chase.
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>Chase
Now that Jesse Spencer got tired of playing a fire fighter in Chicago Fire (took only 12 fricking years!) we could have a continuation of House MD staring Dr Chase
He was the smartest. Only problem was he had bottom energy.
Smartest was Kutner, unfortunately.
By what metric? His decision to kill himself before the show got worse?
No he seemed to genuinely have the most inspired medical insights. Although they’d often play it for laughs. I’d like to see some stats but he probably has the highest percentage of “answers” as per episodes he’s in.
Severe liver damage from toxic exposure orally when the patient kept kissing himself in a cheap mirror made in a factory in China with no regulations on chemical contamination.
Topical and clever enough for a headline but the guy obviously self-loathes himself enough not to own a mirror. Have you seen him? He's the entire Jimmy Dean package---and I'm not talking about the actor---unless...
>limps away purposefully to paitent's room without elaborating
check his home for toxins
>coomer den filled with sticky tissues, spoiled food and cigarette butts
Amyloidosis?
um, what are the symptoms here exactly, doctor House? You just described 50% of young men. It's a good thing that men aren't so obsessed with sex anymore. Maybe it will calm down the culture of rape prevalent in western society.
Have we considered simple autism?
We're a specialized department who get the "unsolvables", do you think "simple autism" hasn't been considered?
Simple autism plus debilitating oneitis syndrome might do it. Did we do a fecal matter test?
Well he's got to be lying, no one is a virgin past 15. Maybe its syphilis?
23 year old male presenting with mild myocarditis. tests rule out any of the regular options, any ideas?
Would house have refused the clot shot?
Purely on principal, since Kuddy was forcing all the doctors to get it, and he'd already gotten the 'vid.
I've got one theory, but it's so EXTREMELY rare...
Doctor pretty is so pretty.
Why'd they change her hair in season 2?
Was it so the israelite wench and house's old GF wouldn't look so bad in comparison?
why did House abuse vicoden when it contains paracetemol? the repetitive doses of it would totally frick his liver or kidneys idk
Wheelchair guy and his dog died because the dog ate his ivermectin..
the plot armor of 13 to still get hired after killing someone is ridiculous.
Half the cases would be solved if they just gave the patient ivermectin upon admitting. It ended up being a parasite so many times.
You know I always assumed he’d killed himself. How did he not notice his dog took the pills / why would such a well trained dog so something like that?
Obviously it's autism. Plus lupus.
Thirteen, get in there and suck his dick dry and then ride him until he cant walk anymore
>get shot
>have ketamine
Mein Führer! I can walk!
>goes back to limp and cane because reasons
Great medical advice there, doc
Why didn’t he just do the ketamine again?
Season 1 was so comfy bros
I'm on Season 6 now and it just doesn't hit the same
The show never recovered from the writers strike.
>crosses out the last answer on the board
uh oh it's a drama episode again
> He doesn't have depression... he has radiation sickness.
> SHUT DOWN THE HOSPITAL. WE'RE ALL CONTAMINATED.
TO BE CONTINUED