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Dusty clothes, could be silicosis.
Autoimmune disorders can cause a cough. Lupus?
It's never Lupus
AIDS?
Nobody's got AIDS!
he was gay, Wilson?
I don't have enough clues, Foreman go break into a house
The patient owns a cat. Pneumonia caused by inhalation of feline fecal matter. Also, the cat has feline AIDS.
Could just be allergic to it.
No, the tests for allergen came back negative. Foreman you should break into the patients home and bring the back here, we need to be through with this.
Covid. Better shut down the entire hospital just in case. Already called Pfizer to get a batch of experimental stuff.
Global pandemic? Everybody lies.
>house: get him off that ventilator right now
>nurse: he needs that to live
>house: no he tested positive for covid, unless you were trying to pop his lungs like a cheap party balloon
>nurse: but its standard procedure for covid
>house: im smarter than you
and he was. true story.
>some cases of sars-cov2 cause so much alveolar damage that the patient's lungs lose the ability to exchange a sufficient amount of oxygen on their own which prompts the use of a ventilator
>these situations carry with it an already low chance of survival because the disease has progressed so much and since breathing is pretty important to survival
>a ventilator is literally the only means to keep them alive longer so that a drug therapy can possibly turn them around
the midwit who doesn't understand causation vs correlation:
>guys! GUYS! ventilators are KILLING people! look at how many people put on ventilators are dying! don't let your doctor put you on a ventilator!
Going down with the ship, are we?
>causation vs correlation
I really wish more Americans understood this shit, it'd kill a lot of nonsense (not just Covid related).
That's not how ice cream is made.
Bruh
Lupus, MS, Celiac, Graves', RA, diabetes, cancer
multiple frickin sclerosis
Legionnaires disease
Low testosterone can weaken the immune system, exposing the patient to common upper respiratory tract infections which in turn causes the coughing. We need to treat the patients low testosterone by having Cameron sit on the patient's face for no less than 10 minutes, administered stat.
scrape the brain for parasites
Um cold season anyone?
impossible, every single cold virus disappeared after covid 19
dorito dust inhalation , patient is an elite speedrunner
A Christmas miracle, the patient got pregnant from a toilet seat.
I've never produced precum is this normal y/n
no its a fake headline
pre-cum comes from the same pipe that routes to your nose, its literally snot
try edging the next time you have a runny nose, you'll see that you cant precum and have snot at the same time
Don't do this precum-anons my brother died that way.
Don't fap for a few days, then edge. You will precum like it's a normal cumshot.
sometimes I do this and I can't tell if I really came or not
VAIDS
I watched every episode of House and not a single one explained to me why I, a male with a penis and a supposedly normal level of testosterone, has fat deposits stored in my breasts and my thighs giving me a woman's silhouette.
Not a day goes by that I don't wish I was dead.
Doesn't matter how much I might work out, my thighs will always be massive making my shoulders look narrow and no amount of bench presses seem to make my man boobs disappear.
Life is suffering.
Booby boy
kleinfeltered lol
Signs and symptoms may include:
>Low sperm count or no sperm
No idea, will need a test
>Small testicles and penis
I have a micropenis when flaccid, I'm talking <1 inch but grows to 6 when hard
>Low sex drive
I get really horny with porn?
>Taller than average height
I'm 5'7
>Weak bones
Never been an issue
>Decreased facial and body hair
Unfortunately I am extremely hairy all over and can grow a full beard but my hairline is receding very badly
>Less muscular compared with other men
Absolutely
>Enlarged breast tissue
Yep
>Increased belly fat
Very much so
Is this seriously how I find out I'm broken? On a House Cinemaphile thread? I fricking hate my existence so much
i mean does it matter?
have you meet a single woman in your life that you seriously thought was worth the hassle?
Congrats on your X chromosomes
Patient had a copy of Howard Zinn's Lies My Teacher Told Me. Probably a liberal, likely vaccinated. Could be vax complications?
lol you're chromosomally deficient
no he's got a surplus actually, you too probably c21
You have Cushing's Syndrome. It's a tumour on your pituitary gland.
I just looked that up and I don't look anything like that. I look very similar to the pic of Tut I posted here
just with bigger breasts that stick out, they don't droop down because I'm not necessarily overweight or obese.
More like King Tit lol
🙂
you're just fat, moron
you don't work out
you are simply obese
>Have 1 incher
>Grows to 6
Do men really? Shit makes no sense
I know a fat guy with a literal innie soft that grows to 8. Shit is bananas. Meanwhile you can also have guys with 5 soft that grow to 5.5.
Get a DNA test.
Might be Klinefelter syndrome, in which case congratulations you won a space on the lbtbtqq train.
I don't know about the thighs but manboobs can be caused by gynecomastia. Go to a family doctor and ask to see an endocrinologist. If you have a serious case and exercise genuinely doesn't help you can have them removed. Had mine removed at 12 because my parents convinced the doctors I will an hero if I had to keep living like that. They were probably right tbh.
So wait... You're telling us you needed gender affirming care as a child?
I'm a man (male) (XY chromosome) and have always been one. I don't think this gender stuff was around when I was a kid.
Right, but if you had boobs (female) you would have killed yourself (male), so gender affirming care as a child saved your life.
So if he had a tail and then got it removed would it have been species affirming care?
That'll be in ten years or so, during the furry revolution.
liver problems most likely.
lungs
Might be semen, severe case of the gay
Vax status?
I literally just finished watching the episode from OP's pic like 5 minutes ago WHAT THE FRICK
>On his chart it says he’s vaccinated. Actually we’re not even allowed to let him in the hospital unless he is.
>The vaccine causes body-wide vascular damage from a buildup of generated spike proteins
>Normally this leads to heart attacks and strokes, but in this case maybe it’s leading to pneumonia or pleural effusion?
>I’m going to try the medicine drug
two more weeks
to flatten the curve, yes we know the old saying
>d/charge
are you really saving that much time by eliminating a single character
that's just for tv because the writers have to account for the lowest common denominator. the real medical abbreviation is d/c or dc.
he needs mouse bites to live