That will never work despite the hundreds of times it worked before
What we need to do is be responsible doctors and do traditional treatments despite it not working
>Anon lives in his mother's basement and posts on Cinemaphile all day. He's never had a romantic relationship and jerk offs to increasingly novel pornographic material. In the past twenty-four hours he has eaten two dozen chicken tendies and nine Hot Pockets. He drinks four liters of "Diet Mountain Lion" caffeinated soda each day. This is a typical day's dietary intake and likely the cause of his morbid obesity. Can he be saved?
The character was 17 in a state where 18 is the age of consent. The actress was 20 when the episode aired so probably no less that 19 when it was filmed.
>what do you specialize in
General medicine, it's like being a house lite
how much do you earn
have you been sued
how long to fix porn-induced ed
I earn 140k which is huge in my country, like 300k in USA. Never been sued, i'm good at apologizing if i frick up. Fixing porn induced ed depends on the person, but you can start by NEVER watching porn again.
Give me an ABG and a renal liver bone and CRP. An immunological and haematological work up please. On and troponin and is this person young old in pain or not etc etc etc
You have two hours. One hour if he seems to be dying.
Sarcoidosis?
Maybe amyloidosis.
No, it’s lupus.
Wegner’s?
Start on broad spectrum antibiotics. Until we know what we’re treating, we’re treating for everything.
could it be the novel coronanvirus
-gay
-homosexual
-not straight
Fentanyl overdose.
Lupus
It's never lupus you idiot
Until that one time when it was Lupus
Nah, it's sarcoidosis
A man pees in soda bottles a collects them in his basement for over a decade, this is what happens...
>quick, Foreman. Go to Anon's house and get me a sample from every bottle year 2005 to 2017. The cure for our new patient could be in one of those.
Overexposure to zest.
I would listen to what the patient had to say, and that's what no one did.
everybody lies
>Can't breathe
Is the patient George Floyd?
Foreman you are black.
This vexes me.
you have b&e skills right, worked in the hood? need you to get into the patient's apartment to look around and investigate
What? I though it was a big mole
You mean a 90 pound ass mole?
>Nobody's got Lupus! I don't wanna hear that word again!
> in this house, Moritz Kaposi is a hero, end of story!
House, your penis in my office NAW!
>dr chuddy your ass is fat
What about crazy treatment that came to me in an epiphany based on some unrelated dialogue I overheard?
That will never work despite the hundreds of times it worked before
What we need to do is be responsible doctors and do traditional treatments despite it not working
Classic whodunnit trope, Jessica Fletcher had 268 of those.
>Oh you've got to be kidding me... youdruggmecaigain?
Fetanyl overdose exasperated by physical activity
>Anon lives in his mother's basement and posts on Cinemaphile all day. He's never had a romantic relationship and jerk offs to increasingly novel pornographic material. In the past twenty-four hours he has eaten two dozen chicken tendies and nine Hot Pockets. He drinks four liters of "Diet Mountain Lion" caffeinated soda each day. This is a typical day's dietary intake and likely the cause of his morbid obesity. Can he be saved?
Where can I find the spores that caused her 'rhino-thingy'?
how old was she supposed to be again?
The character was 17 in a state where 18 is the age of consent. The actress was 20 when the episode aired so probably no less that 19 when it was filmed.
literal 10/10 one of the most beautiful women ever (when she was young)
Too bad she's got such a stupid fricking name
Black.
he needs rat bites to live
he needs rat cum to live
Dick in throat
I'm a doctor, AMA. Yes, i watched house as a kid but never homosexual gray's anatomy.
what do you specialize in
>what do you specialize in
General medicine, it's like being a house lite
I earn 140k which is huge in my country, like 300k in USA. Never been sued, i'm good at apologizing if i frick up. Fixing porn induced ed depends on the person, but you can start by NEVER watching porn again.
how much do you earn
have you been sued
how long to fix porn-induced ed
did you try the medicine drug?
Anyone ever come in with a blown out butthole? What's the worst blown out butthole you've seen?
How long until Red Deer event? I need to know how far out until the rootin tootin.
Already here friend.
How many nurses did you sexxed since noon?
Did this show have any influence in your career choice? I was considering it until I realized biology is frickin gross
Could be autoimmune
That isnt enough information.
Give me an ABG and a renal liver bone and CRP. An immunological and haematological work up please. On and troponin and is this person young old in pain or not etc etc etc
You have two hours. One hour if he seems to be dying.
In English poindexter
Sorry I refuse to do shit unless you provide the correct specimens.
>CRP
you almost sounded competent
Whats wrong with a CRP??
nothing hahaha just talking shit
Should order a D-Dimer test too tbh
I said haematological work up.
>bone
whats the rationale behind this?
Mostly because its completely standard. Calcium can cause heart disturbances.
honestly AI could write a regular House episode nowadays
Autism with a side of narcissistic personality disorder.
hey watch it buddy
I, too, am also in this episode.
And... I can't let you do that House.
I wanna suck on her hazar mommy milkers
hottest israeli milf
Anon are you sexually active?
Yes, I am autosexual and jack off in a mirror 3-5 times per day
>I am now
fat woman sitting on the patients face?
could be someone leaning on his butthole
House, the patient is a fish
Do a MRI to confirm.
Sarcoidosis?
Maybe amyloidosis.
No, it’s lupus.
Wegner’s?
Start on broad spectrum antibiotics. Until we know what we’re treating, we’re treating for everything.
>could be Epstein-Barr
>what's the treatment?
>stereoides and some dicky
>lupus?
>was she vaccinated recently?
MORE MOUSE BITES
>it's the story arc where wilson stops being friends with house
>we found this old photograph of the patient, do you think this could be related?
'sup, glavset!