Maybe 2? Most of them dont get enough screen time to make them annoying. The pilot is a cutie and isnt a muh female powers. Also, im upset at the severe lack of BDH thickness shots.
>isnt a muh female powers
except that she's a better version of Owen that has to save his ass and knows more about dinos than Owen and despite being there only for the money since she's black she has to be good so she helps them for no reason.
The other guy is a better version of the evil guy but since he's black he's obviously good that has to alert Malcom since he's too busy quiping like a moron.
yea dinos are just small obstacle on the way. have to stop the locusts.
the plot is more or less. hurr durr kidnap this stupid girl to save world from locusts. then there's merry chase to save her. and in the end she just agrees to help.
why not just ask in the first place if she wants to help. maybe pay her few million for the trouble
really boring movie and basically had nothing to do with dinosaurs or parks for that matter.
>muh locusts
>Fallen Kingdom sucks for implying the dinosaurs loose are a big global catastrophe >Dominion sucks because the dinosaurs loose are actually not a big global catastrophe
>Fallen Kingdom sucks for implying the dinosaurs loose are a big global catastrophe >Dominion sucks because the dinosaurs loose are actually not a big global catastrophe
Fallen Kingdom only showed a handful of dinosaurs being released from a mansion in California (correct me if the state is wrong) and implied that just propagated across the globe from that.
Dominion actually shows them being all around the world but then outside of the first 10 minutes the global catastrophe is le bugs.
People b***hed for 4 years because they IMAGINED some Planet of the Apes scenarios with dinosaurs IN THEIR HEAD. They hated Fallen Kingdom for something that wasn't even in the movie.
>outside of the first 10 minutes the global catastrophe is le bugs.
Well, yeah. Dinosaurs aren't going to frick up the food chain in any real way, and if they are, it's pretty easy to either move them or just kill them. Compare that to swarms of insects that multiply rapidly, move quickly, and eradicate acres of farmland in under an hour.
I am a huge Jurassic gay and I think this might be the most disappointed I've ever been in a movie
>too many plot holes to list >dinosaurs are basically pokemon now >locusts get 10x more screen time than any dinosaurs >Pretty much no humans get killed, to the extent where there's a comical amount of them left by the end >Laser pointer attack raptors are back >Dr. Grant doesn't really do anything, he's just along for the ride >Maise Lockwood has single handedly almost destroyed the entire world TWICE now >Big kaiju battle at the end for no reason
Sadly, if you cut all of the stuff with the OG cast, you'd have a a mildly entertaining action movie though.
Overall, I enjoyed the movie. It was a good sendoff to the series
>locusts get 10x more screen time than any dinosaurs
Jurassic Park wasn't written about dinosaurs, they are a secondary element in a story about human arrogance. Locusts were used because they were biblical and the ending for them in the base was kino. >Pretty much no humans get killed, to the extent where there's a comical amount of them left by the end
They killed several. Including Dodgson the guy who kickstarts the plot in the main movie
>The evil chink black market lady not dying >The evil chink scientist turning good >Dr. Grant pretty much just being along for the ride >Half of the effects looking horrible >Dinosaurs don't act like living breathing creatures at all anymore, they act like Pokemon >Having to have the black lady say she's a lesbian for no reason at all >saying dinosaurs, humans, and animals can live together peacefully >The gay laser pointer shit returned
>Dinosaurs don't act like living breathing creatures at all anymore, they act like Pokemon >dinosaurs are basically pokemon now
Thank you anons. I am the biggest jurassic fan but this one looked like HOT GRARBAGE from the trailers. I am skipping this one.
Why are we willing to agree with critics on this but not Obi-Wan? Are accomplished critics only right if/when we, low-med wage working internet trolls, agree with them?
excellent take good sir. they just don’t make ‘em like they used to. while my classmates were busy listening to Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber, I was listening to Pink Floyd and the Beatles. Imagine the look on my classmates faces when I showed up to school in a beatles shirt lol they probably didn’t even know who they were
idk about this newest one but Fallen Kingdom was one of the worst movies I have seen in several years. Even for Jurassic movies it's pretty fricking bad. Excepting some portions of 2 and 3 every single piece of media has been trying to catch lightning in the bottle like Jurassic Park did
Critics are fricking moronic and get paid to mass like or hate a movie. Obi wan has so many things wrong and is destroying his character. Yes leia is a huge part but in no way should be getting spotlight iver obi wan in his own show. Reva is a fricking horrible character and is a literal Mary Sue in the show. Vader killed her twice but all of a sudden some bullshit excuse as to why she acted like a moron and Vader doesnt kill her.
This movie was entertaining and frick the plot holes. Its a conclusion and it just works. I just wish there was more BDH running from dinos
I'm honestly just kind of sick of the Trex and Velociraptor wank. The film could have just had other dinosaurs and left it at that. Every film doesn't have to involve some battle to the death bullshit to prove who's the apex predator which is also completely stupid cause the Trex always needs help like a complete shitter.
It would have been funny if spinochad had btfo t-rex for a second time
No they used Gigantosaurus instead. Therizinosaurus turned up too and him and Trex shived a homie.
No, but there's a dino that's basically the same idea (t-rex turbo). Also chicken T-Rex.
I've always thought the rematch idea was moronic but they actually could have pulled it off for this movie. The entire movie was brain dead moronic so having the spino take the giga's place would have just been some nice fan service.
I'm honestly just kind of sick of the Trex and Velociraptor wank. The film could have just had other dinosaurs and left it at that. Every film doesn't have to involve some battle to the death bullshit to prove who's the apex predator which is also completely stupid cause the Trex always needs help like a complete shitter.
Yeah it was even dumber because it was obvious they only had the rex in it for that final scene. I would have been completely fine with the movie only having new Biosyn dinos. Thera and Pyroraptor was cool.
It takes away from the tension of the threat the dinos have for the human characters when they're much more preoccupied with fighting each other than actually posing a threat. The scene where the redhead(can't remember her name) lands with a parachute and the Thera slowly stalks her as she slips into the water was a great scene. The Giganto scene with the whole cast was too goofy so I wouldn't say that was good but it sure as shit was better than yet another death match with a Trex. That wasn't even something that happened in the original film so I'm not sure why they keep using it.
>The Giganto scene with the whole cast was too goofy
I liked when Ian made the 'spear' and threw it at the dino's mouth. It was a symbolic scene about Man defeating Nature, when he said exactly the opposite in his lecture
>The evil chink black market lady not dying >The evil chink scientist turning good >Dr. Grant pretty much just being along for the ride >Half of the effects looking horrible >Dinosaurs don't act like living breathing creatures at all anymore, they act like Pokemon >Having to have the black lady say she's a lesbian for no reason at all >saying dinosaurs, humans, and animals can live together peacefully >The gay laser pointer shit returned
Not everything you see is a homosexual reference. You have been so brainwashed that homos live rent free with you. She obviously meant she loves ginger dudes
*whoosh* >says she likes redheads >main guy unbuttons shirt and she says no implying shes a lesbian >at the end of the movie shes talking to a redhead girl
>The evil chink scientist turning good
I don't recall Dr. Wu being evil. He was paid to do his job and the evil dude used it to force people to buy his seeds. He even understood what was happening and misled his patron to get the girl and the small dino - to then undo what he did before with the locusts
>Dinos and humans living together bad >dinos acting like Pokémon instead of animals
I agree with the Pokémon bit but Dinos wouldn’t just randomly kill people whenever they got the chance. Just like you don’t get attacked by coyotes and bison
NTA but I'm still annoyed at the total lack of change for the resolution. >prologue >"Dinosaurs don't fit into this world, there's no way we can live with them." >epilogue >"Guess dinosaurs can fit into this world, we just have to live with them."
I get that there's of point of acceptance here but nothing in the film made that journey. It was all some action film kidnap plot and a global locust disaster, as some anon said further up the thread, the dinosaurs only acted as obstacles to the plot conflict being solved.
Dinosaurs didn't really seem to bother people as long as they were treated like any other animal. Once people got close to them or put them somewhere they couldn't be controlled, that's where the problems happened.
>b-but the Mosasaurus at the beginning
Literally stick a tracker on it and warn any ships within a five-mile radius of it that it's nearby. I'm surprised the movie didn't make a mention of doing something similar.
>Moby Dick retelling but it's set in the JW universe hunting the Mosasaur
Might honestly be a decent miniseries.
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Anonymous
>This but with a Mosasaurus
Holy kino.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Wouldn't it just swallow the boats immediately? Where's the tension?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Sounds pretty cool tbh. From what little I've read the movie is apparently making bank, even if it's not as much as the previous ones, so I'm sure we'll probably see more "Jurassic" projects soon and now that we finally have dinosaurs roaming free among humans they have a lot of space to make something interesting instead of rehashing ideas again. Not holding my breath though.
I really didn't like where they took the movie. The whole locust plot was a complete contrivance and only existed as an excuse to bring the cast together and into a new dino park which is my second problem with the direction the film took. The trailers made it out to be about dinos in the wild and yet 90% of the dino shit was them in another containment facility. This film should have been like a road trip movie with dinos just out there ready to be a threat at any given time and yet they made the fricking 5th lazy rehash of the first film.
>they make laura dern do the glasses remove bit for the original in the trailer
i can't get over that shit, hollywood must we we're all complete morons
That’s why the rex in jp1 is still unbeaten in how well it’s played out. After the initial encounter with the rex it’s basically just roaming around the island getting new bearings on its territory and only runs into main cast by happenstance. Not because it’s stalking them like some fricking thriller movie. If JP1 is missing anything it’s something like the raft encounter where they run into the rex sleeping and try to sneak past it
I feel like I'm going insane listening to people's criticisms >T-Rex on the main land is a dumb idea in 2 >wtf they didn't show any impact the dinos had on the mainland >killing the T-Rex in 3 was the biggest sin of the movie >wtf why didn't the Giga kill the T-Rex >the Indo Rex/Indo Raptor felt too much like a villain instead of an animal >wtf the Giga didn't feel villainous at all
The one that actually has me seething right now is that Dominion somehow simultaneously shows off too many different dinosaurs while also not having enough of them on screen
Anyway, I liked it for what it was and anyone expecting a summer blockbuster to be on the same pedestal as the original Jurassic Park is moronic and is only setting themselves up for disappointment.
>T-Rex on the main land is a dumb idea in 2
This is true >wtf they didn't show any impact the dinos had on the mainland
This is true >killing the T-Rex in 3 was the biggest sin of the movie
Not true, Spinosaurus is more based than the T-rex >wtf why didn't the Giga kill the T-Rex
It was the dumb 2v1 thing that made it shit. >the Indo Rex/Indo Raptor felt too much like a villain instead of an animal
This is true >wtf the Giga didn't feel villainous at all
This isn't true. Giga's problem was he wasn't even in the fricking movie except 2 scenes with one of them feeling like a fricking Saturday morning cartoon.
I didn't hate the film, I'd put it above the 2nd Jurassic World but below the 1st one. Nobody expected it to surpass the original. Stop strawmanning. Most just wanted it to be less shit.
All the hate for The Lost World shows how fricking moronic you Cinemaphile homosexuals really are lol. It was just because of the one stupid gymnastics scene and that you're racist--the movie was kino.
No it’s not that. The movie got hate back then as well. But I don’t know why. It’s almost better than the first one. Then they decided to bring rex to San Diego
T-Rex stomping around San Diego was the most fun thing I had ever seen in a movie and made me feel like I was going to see him in my back yard as a kid. You chuds just hate #FUN!
>Give them all names >Make them their own unique species >Release multiple high quality renders of them as promotional material >They're in one single scene and every single one of them dies >They also get straddled with the moronic laser gimmick
They're literally chasing and nipping at a little girl while someone, probably her parent, is recording with a fricking camera in a news segment
I wish I was kidding
I didn't want to hate this movie, but I can't help it. >movie about dinosaurs where the main attraction is leaning towards giant locusts >a lot of dinosaurs, but very little character to them >apex predator is supposed to be gigantosaurus here, yet gets barely any screentime >too many things crammed together while jumping between them like it's nothing >old cast returns, but is there just for the ride >muh strong waman of colour and shiet >too many plotholes to count >main antagonist is an absolute idiot >clone british e-girl plot >overusing the hand stop gesture >everything feels so forced
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I appreciate the references to JP1 though.
I agree with you here, except I feel like the JP references were nothing more than a crutch for the writing, and the bad guy being an arrogant idiot who doesn't listen to those around him is perfectly in line with the series.
The stop hand gesture was moronicly overused and onlymade sense for the raptors because Owen trained them from birth to respond to gestures. That shit wouldn't do a thing against wild dinosaurs
>too many things crammed together while jumping between them like it's nothing
It's the marvel effect, every big franchise movie is following it because the masses love this shit
This movie almost felt like a shitpost made to mock the rabid Jurassic superfans.
Unfortunately, it was real and cost millions of dollars to make. It was genuinely the most incompetent movie I've seen in years. It's not even entertaining, which was the one thing this awful trilogy actually accomplished in the past.
All the new dinosaur designs sucked ass, by the way. If you don't make them accurate, at least make them interesting. This accomplishes neither.
What I did think was funny was Dogson's death. He gets on the hyperloop and says: >"Man, how do you operate these things?"
To which the guy with him responds: >"You're a dinosaur!"
Dogson is offended by this accusation of technological ineptitude, but then the guy he's with says: >"I was talking to him."
And he points at the Dilophosaurus which kills them both.
I was so disappointed with the Dimetrodon. They were limited to a few brief shots in the mines, when the heroes were stuck at the gate you didn't even get a view of the Dimetrodon trying to kill them, it was just off screen.
And then when Dodgson got in the Hyperloop I thought they were going to use that earlier part as a setup, then the payoff was that he would get stuck in the Amber Mines and die. Nope, they just wanted to do another sick reference and kill him with the Dilophosaurus, Barbasol included.
Honestly this film had a major problem with hyping dinosaurs up and then giving them 5 minutes of screen time. It was the same as the Pyroraptor, Quetzalcoatlus, Atrociraptor to some degree and even Giga. Therizinosaurus got a pretty cool scene at first, then when it reappeared the animation budget had run out so it had a weird slap fight before getting a massive therapod impaled on its claws.
The only good thing to come out of this film will be content for JWE2.
The best part of the movie was the addition of the tickle chicken but it would’ve been a lot better if it solod the Giga after Rex went down instead of the same weird team up from world 1
I mean I wanted her to sit on my face even more than usual but she was okay. Film sucked though, plot was nonsense, no setup, no payoffs, no humor, no stakes, awful supporting characters, infantile dialogue, no soundtrack.
I agree. Underused and hella more intimidating than the T-Rex
I was so disappointed with the Dimetrodon. They were limited to a few brief shots in the mines, when the heroes were stuck at the gate you didn't even get a view of the Dimetrodon trying to kill them, it was just off screen.
And then when Dodgson got in the Hyperloop I thought they were going to use that earlier part as a setup, then the payoff was that he would get stuck in the Amber Mines and die. Nope, they just wanted to do another sick reference and kill him with the Dilophosaurus, Barbasol included.
Honestly this film had a major problem with hyping dinosaurs up and then giving them 5 minutes of screen time. It was the same as the Pyroraptor, Quetzalcoatlus, Atrociraptor to some degree and even Giga. Therizinosaurus got a pretty cool scene at first, then when it reappeared the animation budget had run out so it had a weird slap fight before getting a massive therapod impaled on its claws.
The only good thing to come out of this film will be content for JWE2.
>Hyperloop
I was expecting the old cast + Maisie to met a dino in the hyperloop...
>Dr Malcolm, Dodson is creating super locusts that only eat the wheat of his competitors, it could end the world >ok and what do you want me to do about it? >invite Ellie Satler to our top secret facility and have her steal a sample of DNA from one of our locust to prove that Dodson is the perpetrator! >ok but you are basically his second in command, why not just do it yourself and send the DNA to her, why invite someone here who has no idea who we are or what we do and have her undertake a top secret mission in a facility she's never visited within 5 minutes of arriving, possibly killing her or worse >.....shut up Ian!
>society just accepts dinosaurs as natural as animals.
moronic beyond believe. >Side plot focusing on anything that isn't just dinosaurs. Even fricking locusts.
moronic to the 10th power. It's like they didn't even want to do a Jurassic Park movie.
>ociety just accepts dinosaurs as natural as animals.
They don't. At the start of the movie they show a poll that shows most people either want them killed, or moved somewhere else. But you didn't watch the movie so I'm not surprised.
Is there any logical reason why the original cast would be returning yet again? Just imagine a real world disaster, say a nuclear disaster, or an oil rig disaster. And then those same 4 people show up again and again at the same disasters. It strains my ability to accept that.
Sattler is working with an environmental group trying to uncover why an ecological disaster is happening, leading her to discover it may be the work of a new genetics company. She gets in contact with Malcolm, who works for the company and also believes they might be up to some shady shit, and invites her to the company's compound. Before leaving, she meets with Grant and asks him to come along as a witness to anything they might uncover.
I wish I could "turn my brain off" and enjoy the shit they gave me, but no joke, when Grant and Saddler first arrived and they got their picture taken with that circle thing in the background, I fricking KNEW that ONLY existed as a future scene for a dinosaur to walk by.
I considered it, but I found the moralizing annoying. Doubly so since it self sabotages. >stronk women don't need no man >oh, no, whoopsie doopsie I got everyone killed because I'm a short sighted emotionally driven mindless moron despite supposedly having a doctorate =P >Like we need to save the dinosaurs maaaaaaaan like it's bad to put them in a zoo or whatever because, like, *bong rip*... what were we talking about? >oh, no, whoopsie I got everyone killed because I'm a short sighted emotionally driven mindless moron =P
A more violent horror film that's more in line with Michael Crichton's book would be interesting. Though people would already dismiss it given how loved that 1st Spielberg movie is.
What was everyone's thoughts on the YAAAAS KWEEN character? I was in complete disbelief how fricking forced she was but I really shouldn't be given today's climate. But holy frick, she was insufferable and literally had no character or real motivation or goal other than "she's badass".
That was the absolute worst part of it. Even with everything in the last couple of movies, they didn't make such a forced token character. This b***h was a amalgamation of every form of wokeness >strong black female >lgbt >loud, no care attitude >more skilled than the main character
Even worse, the actress seems to usually speak like a human because she seemed really uncomforatable and unnatural when spouting the forced Black person babble
I liked her. She was basically a girl Han Solo - was Han Solo "forced"? I am convinced you guys will find a reason to hate on any black female character. BTW she was just as hot as BDH in my opinion. Issues like being underdeveloped and implausible feats (like instantly lifting Chris Pratt out of frozen water with one hand) can be applied to the entire cast, not fair to single her out IMO.
Anon, he asked for thoughts, not lonely teenagers saying dumb shit they don't believe for negative attention. What you are doing with your saturday night is sad and pathetic.
This is the peak of ignorance. You have to tell yourself it's trolling as a coping mechanism, even though I intentionally threw in that part about issues to show I wasn't being a mindless viewer.
Describe her character WITHOUT saying what she looks like, what kind of costume(s) she wore, or what her profession or role in the movie was.
Describe her character to us as if we've never seen the film.
No. The movie wasn't great anyway, so I don't feel like arguing about character traits. But if I had to compare scene by scene, she probably has more personality than Claire. Like I said, the issues aren't specific to this one character you guys are b***hing about.
The fact that he couldn't answer the question when he should have no problem answering it pretty much proves everyone's point here that she was a forced, unoriginal, token woke character shoehorned in for the full purpose of filling a quota, "chud".
If Maisie's mom could fix genetic illnesses, why didn't she save herself?
Why not kill the locusts with a conventional virus instead of scouring the world for Maisie to make a gene-altering virus?
When the "heroes" cut the power, how many people did they kill? We see that they killed Dodgson who was in the hyperloop.
Where was the sanctuary staff in the third act of the movie?
I think the mom could only apply a cure to change the genetics to prevent the disease, not completely cure a disease that was well established and in terminal phase
Pic related is how I felt watching this movie. It was fine, like it didn't insult me as fan of the previous movies the way Disney Star Wars does, but kind of bland and flat. It had zero passion or drive behind it, the people making it clearly knew it was a pointless and soulless cash grab with zero plot. I was more or less bare minimum level of entertained while watching it but don't necessarily feel the need to ever watch again. A total of about 3 or 4 people even die to dinosaurs in this movie, total, and the rest was MUH LOCUSTS and James Bond vehicle chases.
Everyone complaining about lack of dinosaurs either didn't see the movie or is flat out lying. Not only is there a dinosaur in nearly every scene, the movie is constantly adding new dinosaurs, with more variety than any previous movie. Original dinosaurs will appear in just one scene never to reappear, when something conventional like a raptor or T-rex could have easily sufficed.
I GUARANTEE all this b***hing about locusts is a Disney shill talking point.
What was the point of the locusts? Biosyn wanted to control crops by making them eat everything but biosyn brand crops? How would that not be found out right away to begin with?
Also: tim cook wanted to destroy locust evidence by burning them, okay. Why did he open the vent to release burning locusts into forest?
>The locusts were threatening to kill off the entire food supply
Oh right my bad. But yeah you're totally right, it took up too much of the movie.
The whole movie just felt like a bunch of scenes happening with no flow. You know the main characters weren't gonna die in any of the action scenes so they just came across as filler, especially that 10 minute sequence in Malta, what was the point of all of that?
Yeah but what did it do to really push the plot along besides having stronk POC wahmen introduced and fly them to Biosyn? By the time that Malta sequence happened we were already an hour into the movie and nothing of consequence really happened.
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Anonymous
The Malta scene was so fricking boring. When the 2 apex predators got out I was excited to finally see some Dino action but no, it ends there. And they kept that stupid fricking lazer shit from the last movie
2 years ago
Anonymous
>The Malta scene was so fricking boring
Fricking thank you. I felt like I was the only one who though that whole part was complete pointless filler.
2 years ago
Anonymous
This whole movie feels like pointless filler
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ah, touchae.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The part with the Dinosaur black market was cool to see, but the chase scene was horrendous
This is the height of name cash in goyslop.
Anyone that says otherwise is a shill, either paid, bot, or freelance tweens doing it for negative attention.
This isn't a movie you turn your brain off to enjoy, it's a movie you take a 45 minute nap until the shitty modern bond chase scene with raptors instead of goons and then go back to sleep until the last 15 minutes
Bitch, everyone knows about Monsanto. This is predictive programming to get people used to what's to come.
>Cuck shit in the first five minutes
I missed that, who gets cucked?
The book and the first film are equally good for different reasons. The book prior to the main characters arriving on the island is better than the corresponding part in the film, but the rest of the film is better than the book. Dinosaurs on a screen are much more stimulating than dinosaurs in your imagination. I haven't read any of the other books.
Anyone else like the books the best? or other dinosaur stuff like the comic book flesh
I agree with you about the firsts being equally good for different reasons. The second book was much better than the second movie, but not quite as good as the first book. It spends a bit too much time on a plot about a prion disease caused by tainted feed that doesn't go anywhere towards the end.
Both are available on youtube as audiobooks, the first professionally read. The second's reader is fairly amateur, but an Australian's Jeff Goldblum impression is worth the price of admission.
I couldn't enjoy this film. After the last one, all I could think of was that moronic girl setting the dinos free "because they are just like her".
Bitch, every single death and monetary damages are on her. A lot of fricking blood on her hands.
This is the most aggressively average and boring movie about dinosaurs I've ever seen. It felt even less essential than Fallen Kingdom and just as dumb. Should have stopped at Jurassic World, it was a fine 4th movie and didn't need to be a "trilogy" as narratively and thematically disjointed as the Star Wars sequels.
Yeah I know but it's just weird why (for sake of discussion) he'd 1) have it, 2) Still have it after all these years, and 3) take it with it him when shit was hitting the fan.
Yeah the whole movie just felt like one giant memba berry didn't it? I laughed and winced at the part where Malcolm reenacts the flare distraction thing with the fire like what he did with the flare in JP1. So bad.
I assume it he made more than one prototype canister. I highly doubt it was the only one ever made, and I hope to frick they didn't mean for that to be the same exact one Nedry lost. I have too much faith in humanity to think that no sensible person thought that it was.
Why would he take it, and why was it all fricked up
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Anonymous
Valid questions. I just hate. That's all. That pic of Rich asking Mike how it feels to see all your favorite franchises crash and burn is the second most truist quote behind Abe Simpson's "it'll happen to you"
It's strongly implied imo that it's the original. I believe he even said in the first one that it would only last a few hours. So even if it's not the same one, it wouldn't work. Zero explanation given
The book and the first film are equally good for different reasons. The book prior to the main characters arriving on the island is better than the corresponding part in the film, but the rest of the film is better than the book. Dinosaurs on a screen are much more stimulating than dinosaurs in your imagination. I haven't read any of the other books.
The shaving cream can made no fricking sense and I was like ??? why the frick is this in the movie
I guess it's sentimental to him so he has to take it when he goes to rebuild somewhere or something
also the black pilot was the dumbest fricking chracter ive ever seen and black people should be offended this is what they decided was acceptable for black representation in the movie. at least ramsey was a different character and not badass army woman that just flies a plane for free to do da right thing
also the scene in the classroom when malcom is talking shows 4 people. a black person, asian person, and then like two latinos. does not focus on a single white face while malcom is talking about the future. that shit was so obvious it hurt.
The only good scenes in this movie involved the original three characters, and it was mostly just fanservice winks at dialogue and scenes from the original. It was nice seeing Dr. Grant again though, I always wanted to be him when I was a kid and he was always the heart and soul of the original. But shockingly Malcolm actually has the best scenes. The dinosaur scenes though, of which there seemed shockingly few overall, weren't even exciting or cool. It all just felt extremely burnt out, stale, and bored of its own gimmicks. Evidenced by how hard it wanted to be a spy movie with a James Bond villain and vehicle chases instead. But then yet another raptor chase scene involving motorcycles thrown in to fill a quota. Yet another scene of the T-Rex having to fight a "bigger" threat, but unlike Indominus Rex or the Spinosaurus, it felt forced and unneeded against an underwhelming and already weaker foe. I just don't feel like this movie had any reason to exist at all, there was no plot and nothing was added to the previous ones in any way. It was the definition of product.
I didnt really care that much. It was just one last hurrah for Jurassic Park and they wanted to have all the characters come together and kind of send it off. The movie made absolutely zero sense and the dinosaurs were barely there, it was just set pieces to get the characters on screen one last time before Sam Neil and Goldblum die and shit.
Literally nothing in this movie makes sense at all. The plot is one of the worst plots in a long fricking time and I mean, like, it's bad. But whatever. I think they know it's run it's course.
I didnt really care that much. It was just one last hurrah for Jurassic Park and they wanted to have all the characters come together and kind of send it off. The movie made absolutely zero sense and the dinosaurs were barely there, it was just set pieces to get the characters on screen one last time before Sam Neil and Goldblum die and shit.
Indeed, these. The franchise is done and they clearly know it. They wanted to go for one last big nostalgia moment and put it to bed. Which is fine by me at this point because I found myself shockingly bored by most of it.
Anyone feel like Grant took a huge backseat to everything? The guy was my hero as a kid and it was disappointing to see him in Dominion just kind of... there, and following everyone else.
Jurassic Park was my first "action/adventure" movie as a kid, and kids are impressionable. Grant was the voice of reason and lead protagonist in that movie, and when a bunch of scary shit was happening and you're 5 or 6 years old, you looked at him as a safe haven. I remember being extremely disappointed he wasn't in JP2.
>woman trusts THE SCIENCE and has clone baby instead of the natural way for reasons >strong black woman still doesn't need no man >evil chinese scientist guy is suddenly good >little to no suspense
That's not my point, he was an arrogant bastard in the last 2 movies, clearly being intended as the final big bad. It's one thing to show him have a turn and help out, in this movie he's completely a different character
I went in with low expectations, but enjoyed it way more than I thought I would. For a team-up movie, its better than comic shit, space shit, and monster shit. Theres alot of hoke, and almost no transition scenes due to time (a dude can walk out of one scene and into the next like he only took a 30 sec walk.)
Better than the JP5, good balance, nothing special (besides the old folks who came back), but better than the other kids-movie-serial-dogshit-trash people have been fed.
Its not as bad as you think, and not gay at all... Except, spoiler, the black chick is gay or bi. They chose to all-in their woke chips, no matter how few they used, on the black lady, like they always do kek.
The final battle was trash. Why would Therizinosaurus care about the Giga vs Rex fight? Why did it give Giga more of a challenge than Rex?
They already mentioned Sorna on the Biosyn helicopter ride, and we see the Sorna Rexes in the ending. Why not have those T. rexes come to the rescue in the Giga vs Rexy fight?
>Make Giga absolutely humongous, like twice Rexy's size. >Giga vs Rexy, Rexy gets absolutely bodied >Giga about to deliver the final blow >Shot of water puddle, tremors. Classic concentric circles. >Giga stops, looks to the trees >What could be causing those tremors? All the big players are here. >TWO FRICKING REXES SHOW UP, Giga's fricked now.
Did Dr. Grant even do anything all film? It felt like he just followed Ellie around like a little cuckboy doing everything he was told. He just kind of exists in all the scenes not really doing anything with his own initiative. I think he lit a torch and also told everyone to stay still around the Gigo but that doesn't count because Star Lord said the same thing too. I have no idea how people are defending this film.
Anyone feel like Grant took a huge backseat to everything? The guy was my hero as a kid and it was disappointing to see him in Dominion just kind of... there, and following everyone else.
That's what I thought too. Huge disappointment. It seemed like at one point between the filler cave scene and the end part where they have to turn the power and other shit on, he's barely saying or doing anything.
Dodgeson being a believably evil corporate villain rather than a cartoonishly evil one is something the film did right, though him just giving up so easily was kind of shit
doubt it, but does maisie show up enough to make this worth watching?
The whole fricking movie is about her and her british accent.
thanks, so it's kino and I'll have to watch it
where mega link?
I can only find camrip and in this day and age it should be leaked to parasites like me on day 0.
boring as frick movie and how do they survive the plane landing without a scratch?
moronic as frick so many plotholes
they landed in water dummy
The mcu and it’s consequences for the movie industry have been nothing short of disastrous.
I watched the last one and it was so full of references to the old movie it felt like I had already watched it
How many blacks and browns did they force into it?
Every new character
Maybe 2? Most of them dont get enough screen time to make them annoying. The pilot is a cutie and isnt a muh female powers. Also, im upset at the severe lack of BDH thickness shots.
>isnt a muh female powers
except that she's a better version of Owen that has to save his ass and knows more about dinos than Owen and despite being there only for the money since she's black she has to be good so she helps them for no reason.
The other guy is a better version of the evil guy but since he's black he's obviously good that has to alert Malcom since he's too busy quiping like a moron.
Archive 81 was good!
Two.
Every new character that isn't a villain is non-white.
Four, two are prominent in that they show up/ are made to look better then Alan and Owen respectively
Is that from the new movie?
No.
Yes
What is this from?
jews
God they even have them with the most ugliest nog beasts, not even tolerable looking one.
What? No, it was fricking awful. If I had been gay and moronic enough to pay money to see it in theaters I would have walked out
>walking out after you already wasted your time and money
Somehow Crimes of the Future was not the most boring film this year, it was this.
Is it? Cool, where?
really boring movie and basically had nothing to do with dinosaurs or parks for that matter.
>muh locusts
yea dinos are just small obstacle on the way. have to stop the locusts.
the plot is more or less. hurr durr kidnap this stupid girl to save world from locusts. then there's merry chase to save her. and in the end she just agrees to help.
why not just ask in the first place if she wants to help. maybe pay her few million for the trouble
>Fallen Kingdom sucks for implying the dinosaurs loose are a big global catastrophe
>Dominion sucks because the dinosaurs loose are actually not a big global catastrophe
>Fallen Kingdom sucks for implying the dinosaurs loose are a big global catastrophe
>Dominion sucks because the dinosaurs loose are actually not a big global catastrophe
Fallen Kingdom only showed a handful of dinosaurs being released from a mansion in California (correct me if the state is wrong) and implied that just propagated across the globe from that.
Dominion actually shows them being all around the world but then outside of the first 10 minutes the global catastrophe is le bugs.
People b***hed for 4 years because they IMAGINED some Planet of the Apes scenarios with dinosaurs IN THEIR HEAD. They hated Fallen Kingdom for something that wasn't even in the movie.
>outside of the first 10 minutes the global catastrophe is le bugs.
Well, yeah. Dinosaurs aren't going to frick up the food chain in any real way, and if they are, it's pretty easy to either move them or just kill them. Compare that to swarms of insects that multiply rapidly, move quickly, and eradicate acres of farmland in under an hour.
I am a huge Jurassic gay and I think this might be the most disappointed I've ever been in a movie
>too many plot holes to list
>dinosaurs are basically pokemon now
>locusts get 10x more screen time than any dinosaurs
>Pretty much no humans get killed, to the extent where there's a comical amount of them left by the end
>Laser pointer attack raptors are back
>Dr. Grant doesn't really do anything, he's just along for the ride
>Maise Lockwood has single handedly almost destroyed the entire world TWICE now
>Big kaiju battle at the end for no reason
Sadly, if you cut all of the stuff with the OG cast, you'd have a a mildly entertaining action movie though.
>no humans get killed
homie, there were plenty and were hilarious. The poacher literally got his arms and head bitten off
A bunch of literally who's getting eaten doesn't count. Nobody of importance dies
I don't know how you can be disappointed. We had 4 shit Jurassic Park sequels before this, I think you should have gotten the message by now.
Overall, I enjoyed the movie. It was a good sendoff to the series
>locusts get 10x more screen time than any dinosaurs
Jurassic Park wasn't written about dinosaurs, they are a secondary element in a story about human arrogance. Locusts were used because they were biblical and the ending for them in the base was kino.
>Pretty much no humans get killed, to the extent where there's a comical amount of them left by the end
They killed several. Including Dodgson the guy who kickstarts the plot in the main movie
>Dinosaurs don't act like living breathing creatures at all anymore, they act like Pokemon
>dinosaurs are basically pokemon now
Thank you anons. I am the biggest jurassic fan but this one looked like HOT GRARBAGE from the trailers. I am skipping this one.
>I promise you I will get your baby back
fricking stupid.
Why are we willing to agree with critics on this but not Obi-Wan? Are accomplished critics only right if/when we, low-med wage working internet trolls, agree with them?
Because different movies are - wait for it... different.
No shit. Doesn't even answer my question.
I don't read movie critics. So they also didn't like the movie?
because this franchise hasn't historically suffered from the curse of the paid critic
disney properties suffer this curse almost universally
Then how come the live-action remakes have gotten rotten scores? Hell, what about TRoS?
>the live-action remakes
of what?
Don't play dumb.
How did 80% of audiences enjoy this shit are people actually becoming moronic? It’s the same thing with Rise of Skywalker
>are people actually becoming moronic?
Yes.
excellent take good sir. they just don’t make ‘em like they used to. while my classmates were busy listening to Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber, I was listening to Pink Floyd and the Beatles. Imagine the look on my classmates faces when I showed up to school in a beatles shirt lol they probably didn’t even know who they were
>dominion higher than LW and JP3
OK now I'm angry
How the frick is Lost World rated so low
>israelites hate it
>people like it
This is how I knew it would be kino. I call it the Uncharted effect.
Audience scores on rotten tomatoes are worse than the critic scores and I’m tired of pretending they aren’t
homie nbc universal owns rottentomatoes
and?
Dominion is objectively better than Fallen Kingdom in every way.
idk about this newest one but Fallen Kingdom was one of the worst movies I have seen in several years. Even for Jurassic movies it's pretty fricking bad. Excepting some portions of 2 and 3 every single piece of media has been trying to catch lightning in the bottle like Jurassic Park did
JW was meta and exceedingly self-referential. That's one of the biggest reasons I enjoyed it. The people in the control room made JW much more real.
>80% positive
Holy frick, movie goers are braindead morons. How the frick could anyone enjoy this trash
Critics are fricking moronic and get paid to mass like or hate a movie. Obi wan has so many things wrong and is destroying his character. Yes leia is a huge part but in no way should be getting spotlight iver obi wan in his own show. Reva is a fricking horrible character and is a literal Mary Sue in the show. Vader killed her twice but all of a sudden some bullshit excuse as to why she acted like a moron and Vader doesnt kill her.
This movie was entertaining and frick the plot holes. Its a conclusion and it just works. I just wish there was more BDH running from dinos
This!
Wasn't Ellie married with kid? Why the frick is she hooking up with Dr. Grant?
Her husband left her.
why?
Do you pronounce it Deeno Keeno or Dino Kino
How is Michael Giacchino's score?
There were two points during the movie, about 30 seconds each, where I enjoyed the music. Definitely not his finest hour.
>Definitely not his finest hour.
That's too bad.
It is. I didn't even know he scored the film until I saw your post. Nothing in the movie itself gave it away.
Has it leek'd?
>dino
Yes.
>kino
Nope.
Dinos never were just scaled weirdos. Trust me i know.
They still are. Prehistoric Planet will never be science.
The world is not flat
Not you again, Satan. Stop shitting up Cinemaphile.
I'll make you a deal. When the PP shills leave, I'll stop shitting on their heads. Not before.
So THAT'S why it's called a "T"-Rex
Movie is nuts in 4DX. The final dino battle had me airborn out of my seat.
I want to protect her
What “study” did Dr. Wu do to her?
Injected DNA
I want to marry her
>largest carnivore ever to exist
>barely mogs the t-rex
I liked it. Frick critics
>he liked the british e-girl and cricket adventure
Just got back from it, went in expecting mindless dino fun, got mindless dino fun and got to watch a cute girl be cute. Would recommend.
Based
It would have been funny if spinochad had btfo t-rex for a second time
I have 1 question, is Spino in it and does he have a fight with the T rex?
No they used Gigantosaurus instead. Therizinosaurus turned up too and him and Trex shived a homie.
Is Gigantosaurus the same dino you fight at the end of dino crisis 2?
Correct, though he isn't as big in the movie.
No, but there's a dino that's basically the same idea (t-rex turbo). Also chicken T-Rex.
I've always thought the rematch idea was moronic but they actually could have pulled it off for this movie. The entire movie was brain dead moronic so having the spino take the giga's place would have just been some nice fan service.
I'm honestly just kind of sick of the Trex and Velociraptor wank. The film could have just had other dinosaurs and left it at that. Every film doesn't have to involve some battle to the death bullshit to prove who's the apex predator which is also completely stupid cause the Trex always needs help like a complete shitter.
Yeah it was even dumber because it was obvious they only had the rex in it for that final scene. I would have been completely fine with the movie only having new Biosyn dinos. Thera and Pyroraptor was cool.
It takes away from the tension of the threat the dinos have for the human characters when they're much more preoccupied with fighting each other than actually posing a threat. The scene where the redhead(can't remember her name) lands with a parachute and the Thera slowly stalks her as she slips into the water was a great scene. The Giganto scene with the whole cast was too goofy so I wouldn't say that was good but it sure as shit was better than yet another death match with a Trex. That wasn't even something that happened in the original film so I'm not sure why they keep using it.
>The Giganto scene with the whole cast was too goofy
I liked when Ian made the 'spear' and threw it at the dino's mouth. It was a symbolic scene about Man defeating Nature, when he said exactly the opposite in his lecture
Spinosaurus a shit. Giganotosaurus is way cooler
>The evil chink black market lady not dying
>The evil chink scientist turning good
>Dr. Grant pretty much just being along for the ride
>Half of the effects looking horrible
>Dinosaurs don't act like living breathing creatures at all anymore, they act like Pokemon
>Having to have the black lady say she's a lesbian for no reason at all
>saying dinosaurs, humans, and animals can live together peacefully
>The gay laser pointer shit returned
>liking red heads makes you a homo
Not everything you see is a homosexual reference. You have been so brainwashed that homos live rent free with you. She obviously meant she loves ginger dudes
Let's be honest though, no body enjoys looking at a male ginger. They are offensive to the senses
*whoosh*
>says she likes redheads
>main guy unbuttons shirt and she says no implying shes a lesbian
>at the end of the movie shes talking to a redhead girl
>The evil chink scientist turning good
I don't recall Dr. Wu being evil. He was paid to do his job and the evil dude used it to force people to buy his seeds. He even understood what was happening and misled his patron to get the girl and the small dino - to then undo what he did before with the locusts
Hey was being pretty clearly set up as a villain in the last movie.
the villain of the past movie was Maiise for releasing the dinos on the world. frick her
>but i am too...le clone
>would you keep me in a cage?
>Dinos and humans living together bad
>dinos acting like Pokémon instead of animals
I agree with the Pokémon bit but Dinos wouldn’t just randomly kill people whenever they got the chance. Just like you don’t get attacked by coyotes and bison
NTA but I'm still annoyed at the total lack of change for the resolution.
>prologue
>"Dinosaurs don't fit into this world, there's no way we can live with them."
>epilogue
>"Guess dinosaurs can fit into this world, we just have to live with them."
I get that there's of point of acceptance here but nothing in the film made that journey. It was all some action film kidnap plot and a global locust disaster, as some anon said further up the thread, the dinosaurs only acted as obstacles to the plot conflict being solved.
Dinosaurs didn't really seem to bother people as long as they were treated like any other animal. Once people got close to them or put them somewhere they couldn't be controlled, that's where the problems happened.
>b-but the Mosasaurus at the beginning
Literally stick a tracker on it and warn any ships within a five-mile radius of it that it's nearby. I'm surprised the movie didn't make a mention of doing something similar.
Or you could just fricking kill it. There's only one Mosasaurus. Go all captain Ahab on his ass.
>Moby Dick retelling but it's set in the JW universe hunting the Mosasaur
Might honestly be a decent miniseries.
>This but with a Mosasaurus
Holy kino.
Wouldn't it just swallow the boats immediately? Where's the tension?
Sounds pretty cool tbh. From what little I've read the movie is apparently making bank, even if it's not as much as the previous ones, so I'm sure we'll probably see more "Jurassic" projects soon and now that we finally have dinosaurs roaming free among humans they have a lot of space to make something interesting instead of rehashing ideas again. Not holding my breath though.
I really didn't like where they took the movie. The whole locust plot was a complete contrivance and only existed as an excuse to bring the cast together and into a new dino park which is my second problem with the direction the film took. The trailers made it out to be about dinos in the wild and yet 90% of the dino shit was them in another containment facility. This film should have been like a road trip movie with dinos just out there ready to be a threat at any given time and yet they made the fricking 5th lazy rehash of the first film.
3 is the only Jurrasic film besides the first one that isn't shit. Frick 2, 2 sucks ass. 3 has my boy Spino which instantly makes it better.
>they make laura dern do the glasses remove bit for the original in the trailer
i can't get over that shit, hollywood must we we're all complete morons
>yes let us frick around with dinosaurs for the sixth time! coexistence!
i am 100% rooting for the dinosaurs at this point
I watched it in the cinema with my friend who's really into dinos and we both really liked it
I've watched all 6 of the movies now and it's probably the best of the World series
It's a lot more of an action film than a dino film though
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I just want a Dinosaur movie where they act like animals and not monsters.
This tbh. Even JP3 had more animalistic dinosaurs. JW movies treat the T Rex like a fricking superhero
That’s why the rex in jp1 is still unbeaten in how well it’s played out. After the initial encounter with the rex it’s basically just roaming around the island getting new bearings on its territory and only runs into main cast by happenstance. Not because it’s stalking them like some fricking thriller movie. If JP1 is missing anything it’s something like the raft encounter where they run into the rex sleeping and try to sneak past it
I feel like I'm going insane listening to people's criticisms
>T-Rex on the main land is a dumb idea in 2
>wtf they didn't show any impact the dinos had on the mainland
>killing the T-Rex in 3 was the biggest sin of the movie
>wtf why didn't the Giga kill the T-Rex
>the Indo Rex/Indo Raptor felt too much like a villain instead of an animal
>wtf the Giga didn't feel villainous at all
The one that actually has me seething right now is that Dominion somehow simultaneously shows off too many different dinosaurs while also not having enough of them on screen
Anyway, I liked it for what it was and anyone expecting a summer blockbuster to be on the same pedestal as the original Jurassic Park is moronic and is only setting themselves up for disappointment.
>T-Rex on the main land is a dumb idea in 2
This is true
>wtf they didn't show any impact the dinos had on the mainland
This is true
>killing the T-Rex in 3 was the biggest sin of the movie
Not true, Spinosaurus is more based than the T-rex
>wtf why didn't the Giga kill the T-Rex
It was the dumb 2v1 thing that made it shit.
>the Indo Rex/Indo Raptor felt too much like a villain instead of an animal
This is true
>wtf the Giga didn't feel villainous at all
This isn't true. Giga's problem was he wasn't even in the fricking movie except 2 scenes with one of them feeling like a fricking Saturday morning cartoon.
I didn't hate the film, I'd put it above the 2nd Jurassic World but below the 1st one. Nobody expected it to surpass the original. Stop strawmanning. Most just wanted it to be less shit.
>Spinosaurus is more based than the T-rex
how can a person be so unbased?
I will literally only see this if it has giant locusts in it
>this scene
Was it kino?
I've never seen a more forced attempt at trying to make an artificial iconic moment
Now that they're all out, how would you rank them? For me it's
JP1 > JP3 > JW1 > JP2 > JW3 > JW2
JP1>JW1>JP3>JP2=JW3>JW2
JP1 > JW1 > JW3 >JP2 >>>>>>>>FW2
This movie is better than JP2 by any metric, wtf are yous moking?
All the hate for The Lost World shows how fricking moronic you Cinemaphile homosexuals really are lol. It was just because of the one stupid gymnastics scene and that you're racist--the movie was kino.
No it’s not that. The movie got hate back then as well. But I don’t know why. It’s almost better than the first one. Then they decided to bring rex to San Diego
T-Rex stomping around San Diego was the most fun thing I had ever seen in a movie and made me feel like I was going to see him in my back yard as a kid. You chuds just hate #FUN!
Holy projection. I liked the film moron. I just thought those above it were better.
JP1>JP3>JP2>JW1>JW2>>JW3 this is definitive law anything less or other is cucked.
JP1>TLW>JW1>JPIII=JW3>JW2
That said, I haven't watched JPIII in a while
Release order.
JP movie
JP novel
The Lost World novel
Dino Crisis 1, and 2 to an extent
These were the only ones to ever scratch my dinorsaur itch. Everything else fricking sucked. Also I miss my guy.
Pathetic shill, the movie sucks ass
>Give them all names
>Make them their own unique species
>Release multiple high quality renders of them as promotional material
>They're in one single scene and every single one of them dies
>They also get straddled with the moronic laser gimmick
>every single one of them dies
Actually, they live. Now they dont have lasers and they just run through the city fricking people up because "muh plothole"
Also, Carnotaurus and Baryonx were loose too. Yea, that city was fricked
It's supposed to be a callback to the raptor pack from JW1.
I'm honestly starting to question whether even raptors were feathered at this point.
raptor shit was always garbage and forced
It has the compsognathus in it so it is good
are they back to their lost world antics?
They're literally chasing and nipping at a little girl while someone, probably her parent, is recording with a fricking camera in a news segment
I wish I was kidding
Should I bail?
I’m about to see it
I spent the entire movie wanting to slap, punch, or shoot every character and dino on screen.
The hand thing was specific to Owen training the raptors in JW. This is utterly moronic kek.
are they using the Force?
>you will never touch dinos
TALK TO DA HAND
"Stop, my invincible Raptor"
>These are not the droids you're looking for.
Nazi propagandist Joseph Goebbels was impressed with the film's message of social justice
I didn't want to hate this movie, but I can't help it.
>movie about dinosaurs where the main attraction is leaning towards giant locusts
>a lot of dinosaurs, but very little character to them
>apex predator is supposed to be gigantosaurus here, yet gets barely any screentime
>too many things crammed together while jumping between them like it's nothing
>old cast returns, but is there just for the ride
>muh strong waman of colour and shiet
>too many plotholes to count
>main antagonist is an absolute idiot
>clone british e-girl plot
>overusing the hand stop gesture
>everything feels so forced
...
I appreciate the references to JP1 though.
I agree with you here, except I feel like the JP references were nothing more than a crutch for the writing, and the bad guy being an arrogant idiot who doesn't listen to those around him is perfectly in line with the series.
>Cuck shit in the first five minutes
And at the end. You just know Rex turned momma rex from LW into a cuckquean
The stop hand gesture was moronicly overused and onlymade sense for the raptors because Owen trained them from birth to respond to gestures. That shit wouldn't do a thing against wild dinosaurs
>too many things crammed together while jumping between them like it's nothing
It's the marvel effect, every big franchise movie is following it because the masses love this shit
This movie almost felt like a shitpost made to mock the rabid Jurassic superfans.
Unfortunately, it was real and cost millions of dollars to make. It was genuinely the most incompetent movie I've seen in years. It's not even entertaining, which was the one thing this awful trilogy actually accomplished in the past.
All the new dinosaur designs sucked ass, by the way. If you don't make them accurate, at least make them interesting. This accomplishes neither.
What I did think was funny was Dogson's death. He gets on the hyperloop and says:
>"Man, how do you operate these things?"
To which the guy with him responds:
>"You're a dinosaur!"
Dogson is offended by this accusation of technological ineptitude, but then the guy he's with says:
>"I was talking to him."
And he points at the Dilophosaurus which kills them both.
Good, but not great. Lasted 30 minutes too long. Top Gun was better.
>scene in the amber mine
>sail pops out of water
>Hear multiple people excitedly say "SPINOSAURUS!"
>It was dimetrodon
>Spino never shows up period
lmao
Such a fricking wiener tease, at least they should have gone with the updated model, that would have been better.
I was so disappointed with the Dimetrodon. They were limited to a few brief shots in the mines, when the heroes were stuck at the gate you didn't even get a view of the Dimetrodon trying to kill them, it was just off screen.
And then when Dodgson got in the Hyperloop I thought they were going to use that earlier part as a setup, then the payoff was that he would get stuck in the Amber Mines and die. Nope, they just wanted to do another sick reference and kill him with the Dilophosaurus, Barbasol included.
Honestly this film had a major problem with hyping dinosaurs up and then giving them 5 minutes of screen time. It was the same as the Pyroraptor, Quetzalcoatlus, Atrociraptor to some degree and even Giga. Therizinosaurus got a pretty cool scene at first, then when it reappeared the animation budget had run out so it had a weird slap fight before getting a massive therapod impaled on its claws.
The only good thing to come out of this film will be content for JWE2.
>The only good thing to come out of this film will be content for JWE2.
So what ideas do you have for a hypothetical Chaos Effect DLC?
The redhead has a donk and they kept trying to hide it -_-
The best part of the movie was the addition of the tickle chicken but it would’ve been a lot better if it solod the Giga after Rex went down instead of the same weird team up from world 1
Nice try shill
Was Bryce any good?
her breasts were magnets for my eyes
I mean I wanted her to sit on my face even more than usual but she was okay. Film sucked though, plot was nonsense, no setup, no payoffs, no humor, no stakes, awful supporting characters, infantile dialogue, no soundtrack.
I heard it sucks tho
What was the point of bringing Dodgson back? They just wanted to give him something between a Nedry/book Hammond death?
Dodgson! We've got Dodgson in this movie!
See? Nobody cares.
Giga literally did nothing wrong and did not deserve to be killed off like that
I agree. Underused and hella more intimidating than the T-Rex
>Hyperloop
I was expecting the old cast + Maisie to met a dino in the hyperloop...
Fricking stupid
>Dr Malcolm, Dodson is creating super locusts that only eat the wheat of his competitors, it could end the world
>ok and what do you want me to do about it?
>invite Ellie Satler to our top secret facility and have her steal a sample of DNA from one of our locust to prove that Dodson is the perpetrator!
>ok but you are basically his second in command, why not just do it yourself and send the DNA to her, why invite someone here who has no idea who we are or what we do and have her undertake a top secret mission in a facility she's never visited within 5 minutes of arriving, possibly killing her or worse
>.....shut up Ian!
Only cameo I cared about
>they get to live with Rexy
Pretty kino
They should have included the original prologue
Why? Did a new dinosaur movie come out that isn't called Jurassic World: Dominion?
>society just accepts dinosaurs as natural as animals.
moronic beyond believe.
>Side plot focusing on anything that isn't just dinosaurs. Even fricking locusts.
moronic to the 10th power. It's like they didn't even want to do a Jurassic Park movie.
>ociety just accepts dinosaurs as natural as animals.
They don't. At the start of the movie they show a poll that shows most people either want them killed, or moved somewhere else. But you didn't watch the movie so I'm not surprised.
The people who don't want them removed or killed are government employees in the state of New York.
It feels like they kitbashed 2 moronic thriller plots together, tacked on a few dinosaur scenes and just called it Jurrassic World 3.
The mosasaur living with whales makes no sense at all. They would be prime food for it. Humans certainly would hunt it ASAP
Is there any logical reason why the original cast would be returning yet again? Just imagine a real world disaster, say a nuclear disaster, or an oil rig disaster. And then those same 4 people show up again and again at the same disasters. It strains my ability to accept that.
Sattler is working with an environmental group trying to uncover why an ecological disaster is happening, leading her to discover it may be the work of a new genetics company. She gets in contact with Malcolm, who works for the company and also believes they might be up to some shady shit, and invites her to the company's compound. Before leaving, she meets with Grant and asks him to come along as a witness to anything they might uncover.
*holds up hand*
As boring as it was I liked it when the t-rex put its head behind that big circle in the end of the movie
I wish I could "turn my brain off" and enjoy the shit they gave me, but no joke, when Grant and Saddler first arrived and they got their picture taken with that circle thing in the background, I fricking KNEW that ONLY existed as a future scene for a dinosaur to walk by.
Why the frick am I not a Hollywood writer?
ez
>unironically putting JW3 any higher than a d
Cuck
S: JP1
A:JP2TLW
B:JW
C:JW2FK
D:JP3
E:JW3D
>S
jp1
both books
>A
N/A
>B
jp2
>C
JW1
>D
JP3
>F
JW2
>FF
JW3
correct, although I would put TLW into A tier. It's better than some people like to say.
I considered it, but I found the moralizing annoying. Doubly so since it self sabotages.
>stronk women don't need no man
>oh, no, whoopsie doopsie I got everyone killed because I'm a short sighted emotionally driven mindless moron despite supposedly having a doctorate =P
>Like we need to save the dinosaurs maaaaaaaan like it's bad to put them in a zoo or whatever because, like, *bong rip*... what were we talking about?
>oh, no, whoopsie I got everyone killed because I'm a short sighted emotionally driven mindless moron =P
JP3 raptors > All other raptors
Where do they go from here? Prequel trilogy? Blue spinoff?
>Prequel trilogy?
What did anon mean by this?
Probably a film version of Hammond's Memoirs
A more violent horror film that's more in line with Michael Crichton's book would be interesting. Though people would already dismiss it given how loved that 1st Spielberg movie is.
It's a hot pile of shit. No redeeming qualities besides 2 decent dino scenes
>(smacks beak)
look at this dude
Ironically this guy was more of a "Joker" than Giga who was minding his own business looking for food
Imagine the clopping sounds being made when you're fricking her doggy style in the muddy swamp.
Clop clop clop clop.
She definitely farted when she went in the water it was so obvious
This movie had me at full mast for most of it.
I dunno what it was, but BDH just looked super sexy in this film. And Isabella was super cute too.
is she legal now?
BDH?
the scene where they have an ax and at the end they end up exhausted. god!! If only they had a little kiss.
What was everyone's thoughts on the YAAAAS KWEEN character? I was in complete disbelief how fricking forced she was but I really shouldn't be given today's climate. But holy frick, she was insufferable and literally had no character or real motivation or goal other than "she's badass".
She's an insult to poc
That was the absolute worst part of it. Even with everything in the last couple of movies, they didn't make such a forced token character. This b***h was a amalgamation of every form of wokeness
>strong black female
>lgbt
>loud, no care attitude
>more skilled than the main character
well said.
Even worse, the actress seems to usually speak like a human because she seemed really uncomforatable and unnatural when spouting the forced Black person babble
I liked her. She was basically a girl Han Solo - was Han Solo "forced"? I am convinced you guys will find a reason to hate on any black female character. BTW she was just as hot as BDH in my opinion. Issues like being underdeveloped and implausible feats (like instantly lifting Chris Pratt out of frozen water with one hand) can be applied to the entire cast, not fair to single her out IMO.
Anon, he asked for thoughts, not lonely teenagers saying dumb shit they don't believe for negative attention. What you are doing with your saturday night is sad and pathetic.
This is the peak of ignorance. You have to tell yourself it's trolling as a coping mechanism, even though I intentionally threw in that part about issues to show I wasn't being a mindless viewer.
No. The movie wasn't great anyway, so I don't feel like arguing about character traits. But if I had to compare scene by scene, she probably has more personality than Claire. Like I said, the issues aren't specific to this one character you guys are b***hing about.
>No.
...oh.
If you quite deliberately acting annoying to get people to talk to you, I bet people will start to actually talk to you willingly.
Describe her character WITHOUT saying what she looks like, what kind of costume(s) she wore, or what her profession or role in the movie was.
Describe her character to us as if we've never seen the film.
This dude is unironically using Plinkett arguments. Were they legitimate criticisms of the prequels or weren't they, chud?
The fact that he couldn't answer the question when he should have no problem answering it pretty much proves everyone's point here that she was a forced, unoriginal, token woke character shoehorned in for the full purpose of filling a quota, "chud".
Every line she delivered was horrible
>DEY BROKE
>AWWW NAWWWW NAWW
>NOPE!
It’s like I was watching a fricking tiktok.
The best part was watching the trailer to Jordan Peele's new film Nope right before the start of the main feature.
I know right. I hate how saying shit like that is the standard for today's "comedy"
Oh yeah and Ellie uses the term “slid into my DMs” even tho I doubt Dern even knows what that means
Do you think Laura Dern is hot
of coursh!
Ramsey bothered me way more, he took down the whole thing by himself
If Maisie's mom could fix genetic illnesses, why didn't she save herself?
Why not kill the locusts with a conventional virus instead of scouring the world for Maisie to make a gene-altering virus?
When the "heroes" cut the power, how many people did they kill? We see that they killed Dodgson who was in the hyperloop.
Where was the sanctuary staff in the third act of the movie?
I think the mom could only apply a cure to change the genetics to prevent the disease, not completely cure a disease that was well established and in terminal phase
Pic related is how I felt watching this movie. It was fine, like it didn't insult me as fan of the previous movies the way Disney Star Wars does, but kind of bland and flat. It had zero passion or drive behind it, the people making it clearly knew it was a pointless and soulless cash grab with zero plot. I was more or less bare minimum level of entertained while watching it but don't necessarily feel the need to ever watch again. A total of about 3 or 4 people even die to dinosaurs in this movie, total, and the rest was MUH LOCUSTS and James Bond vehicle chases.
Everyone complaining about lack of dinosaurs either didn't see the movie or is flat out lying. Not only is there a dinosaur in nearly every scene, the movie is constantly adding new dinosaurs, with more variety than any previous movie. Original dinosaurs will appear in just one scene never to reappear, when something conventional like a raptor or T-rex could have easily sufficed.
I GUARANTEE all this b***hing about locusts is a Disney shill talking point.
Absolutely moronic shill post. Has to be bait.
What was the point of the locusts? Biosyn wanted to control crops by making them eat everything but biosyn brand crops? How would that not be found out right away to begin with?
Also: tim cook wanted to destroy locust evidence by burning them, okay. Why did he open the vent to release burning locusts into forest?
I think the locusts broke through the ceiling because of poor design
I really wish they scrapped that whole locust plot. There's fricking dinosaurs running around but people are scared of locusts? Come on.
The locusts were threatening to kill off the entire food supply but the plot took up too much of the movie
>The locusts were threatening to kill off the entire food supply
Oh right my bad. But yeah you're totally right, it took up too much of the movie.
The whole movie just felt like a bunch of scenes happening with no flow. You know the main characters weren't gonna die in any of the action scenes so they just came across as filler, especially that 10 minute sequence in Malta, what was the point of all of that?
The Malta sequence was cool and it was literally an excuse to have a James Bond scene with raptors
Yeah but what did it do to really push the plot along besides having stronk POC wahmen introduced and fly them to Biosyn? By the time that Malta sequence happened we were already an hour into the movie and nothing of consequence really happened.
The Malta scene was so fricking boring. When the 2 apex predators got out I was excited to finally see some Dino action but no, it ends there. And they kept that stupid fricking lazer shit from the last movie
>The Malta scene was so fricking boring
Fricking thank you. I felt like I was the only one who though that whole part was complete pointless filler.
This whole movie feels like pointless filler
Ah, touchae.
The part with the Dinosaur black market was cool to see, but the chase scene was horrendous
t. Monsanto
Your plans have been revealed. Deal with it.
This is the height of name cash in goyslop.
Anyone that says otherwise is a shill, either paid, bot, or freelance tweens doing it for negative attention.
This isn't a movie you turn your brain off to enjoy, it's a movie you take a 45 minute nap until the shitty modern bond chase scene with raptors instead of goons and then go back to sleep until the last 15 minutes
Bitch, everyone knows about Monsanto. This is predictive programming to get people used to what's to come.
I missed that, who gets cucked?
I agree with you about the firsts being equally good for different reasons. The second book was much better than the second movie, but not quite as good as the first book. It spends a bit too much time on a plot about a prion disease caused by tainted feed that doesn't go anywhere towards the end.
Both are available on youtube as audiobooks, the first professionally read. The second's reader is fairly amateur, but an Australian's Jeff Goldblum impression is worth the price of admission.
I couldn't enjoy this film. After the last one, all I could think of was that moronic girl setting the dinos free "because they are just like her".
Bitch, every single death and monetary damages are on her. A lot of fricking blood on her hands.
This is the most aggressively average and boring movie about dinosaurs I've ever seen. It felt even less essential than Fallen Kingdom and just as dumb. Should have stopped at Jurassic World, it was a fine 4th movie and didn't need to be a "trilogy" as narratively and thematically disjointed as the Star Wars sequels.
I haven’t seen the movie yet, is it true that the shaving cream canister Nedry lost in the first movie comes back up?
Yes
Yeah, Dodgson has it somehow and packs it in his suitcase while he's trying to escape. Makes zero sense.
Yeah what was up with that? I guess he still had it/took it as a memento? Just weird why he'd keep it all these years.
He never had it to begin with. It falls in a puddle and gets buried by the mud when Nedry dies in the original.
Yeah I know but it's just weird why (for sake of discussion) he'd 1) have it, 2) Still have it after all these years, and 3) take it with it him when shit was hitting the fan.
Man frick this movie lmao
Cause it's from the first movie
Yeah the whole movie just felt like one giant memba berry didn't it? I laughed and winced at the part where Malcolm reenacts the flare distraction thing with the fire like what he did with the flare in JP1. So bad.
I assume it he made more than one prototype canister. I highly doubt it was the only one ever made, and I hope to frick they didn't mean for that to be the same exact one Nedry lost. I have too much faith in humanity to think that no sensible person thought that it was.
Why would he take it, and why was it all fricked up
Valid questions. I just hate. That's all. That pic of Rich asking Mike how it feels to see all your favorite franchises crash and burn is the second most truist quote behind Abe Simpson's "it'll happen to you"
It's strongly implied imo that it's the original. I believe he even said in the first one that it would only last a few hours. So even if it's not the same one, it wouldn't work. Zero explanation given
There's barely any fricking dinos
those locusts were from the dinosaur age
Locusts are not dinosaurs
neither are dimetrodons or mosasaurs
Favorite dino from this movie? For me it was Giga and he did nothing wrong
The Giga was not threatening and just stood around
It was extremely stupid looking and not an interesting dinosaur at all. Just a budget T-Rex and nowhere near as cool.
Hope you enjoyed all 5 minutes of him
>Chris Pratt
No thanks frick that gay, he ruined Jurassic Park.
>jurassic park
He wasnt in that movie
It's the fourth film of the Jurassic park franchise, stop trying to be smart homosexual, it doesn't work.
sixth
Anyone else like the books the best? or other dinosaur stuff like the comic book flesh
The book and the first film are equally good for different reasons. The book prior to the main characters arriving on the island is better than the corresponding part in the film, but the rest of the film is better than the book. Dinosaurs on a screen are much more stimulating than dinosaurs in your imagination. I haven't read any of the other books.
The shaving cream can made no fricking sense and I was like ??? why the frick is this in the movie
I guess it's sentimental to him so he has to take it when he goes to rebuild somewhere or something
also the black pilot was the dumbest fricking chracter ive ever seen and black people should be offended this is what they decided was acceptable for black representation in the movie. at least ramsey was a different character and not badass army woman that just flies a plane for free to do da right thing
also the scene in the classroom when malcom is talking shows 4 people. a black person, asian person, and then like two latinos. does not focus on a single white face while malcom is talking about the future. that shit was so obvious it hurt.
I heard a guy behind me in the theater laugh and go "Oh come on..." at that part.
The black chick was kinda hot ngl
why did thye need grant and sattler to go take a sample when ramsey could have litereally done it day 1 on his lunch break
Because they're from the first movie.
The only good scenes in this movie involved the original three characters, and it was mostly just fanservice winks at dialogue and scenes from the original. It was nice seeing Dr. Grant again though, I always wanted to be him when I was a kid and he was always the heart and soul of the original. But shockingly Malcolm actually has the best scenes. The dinosaur scenes though, of which there seemed shockingly few overall, weren't even exciting or cool. It all just felt extremely burnt out, stale, and bored of its own gimmicks. Evidenced by how hard it wanted to be a spy movie with a James Bond villain and vehicle chases instead. But then yet another raptor chase scene involving motorcycles thrown in to fill a quota. Yet another scene of the T-Rex having to fight a "bigger" threat, but unlike Indominus Rex or the Spinosaurus, it felt forced and unneeded against an underwhelming and already weaker foe. I just don't feel like this movie had any reason to exist at all, there was no plot and nothing was added to the previous ones in any way. It was the definition of product.
I didnt really care that much. It was just one last hurrah for Jurassic Park and they wanted to have all the characters come together and kind of send it off. The movie made absolutely zero sense and the dinosaurs were barely there, it was just set pieces to get the characters on screen one last time before Sam Neil and Goldblum die and shit.
Literally nothing in this movie makes sense at all. The plot is one of the worst plots in a long fricking time and I mean, like, it's bad. But whatever. I think they know it's run it's course.
If those dinosaurs got lose they would be killed in 5 minutes from a single 12 gauge to the skull area, let alone any military involvement.
Indeed, these. The franchise is done and they clearly know it. They wanted to go for one last big nostalgia moment and put it to bed. Which is fine by me at this point because I found myself shockingly bored by most of it.
Anyone feel like Grant took a huge backseat to everything? The guy was my hero as a kid and it was disappointing to see him in Dominion just kind of... there, and following everyone else.
>The guy was my hero as a kid
This is an obvious lie and I don't know why you need to go to such lengths to contrive grievances.
Jurassic Park was my first "action/adventure" movie as a kid, and kids are impressionable. Grant was the voice of reason and lead protagonist in that movie, and when a bunch of scary shit was happening and you're 5 or 6 years old, you looked at him as a safe haven. I remember being extremely disappointed he wasn't in JP2.
So yeah, he was my hero as a kid.
>woman trusts THE SCIENCE and has clone baby instead of the natural way for reasons
>strong black woman still doesn't need no man
>evil chinese scientist guy is suddenly good
>little to no suspense
Trash movie
>>evil chinese scientist guy is suddenly good
None of the villains in any of the movies are actively trying to kill all humans.
That's not my point, he was an arrogant bastard in the last 2 movies, clearly being intended as the final big bad. It's one thing to show him have a turn and help out, in this movie he's completely a different character
I went in with low expectations, but enjoyed it way more than I thought I would. For a team-up movie, its better than comic shit, space shit, and monster shit. Theres alot of hoke, and almost no transition scenes due to time (a dude can walk out of one scene and into the next like he only took a 30 sec walk.)
Better than the JP5, good balance, nothing special (besides the old folks who came back), but better than the other kids-movie-serial-dogshit-trash people have been fed.
Its not as bad as you think, and not gay at all... Except, spoiler, the black chick is gay or bi. They chose to all-in their woke chips, no matter how few they used, on the black lady, like they always do kek.
The final battle was trash. Why would Therizinosaurus care about the Giga vs Rex fight? Why did it give Giga more of a challenge than Rex?
They already mentioned Sorna on the Biosyn helicopter ride, and we see the Sorna Rexes in the ending. Why not have those T. rexes come to the rescue in the Giga vs Rexy fight?
>Make Giga absolutely humongous, like twice Rexy's size.
>Giga vs Rexy, Rexy gets absolutely bodied
>Giga about to deliver the final blow
>Shot of water puddle, tremors. Classic concentric circles.
>Giga stops, looks to the trees
>What could be causing those tremors? All the big players are here.
>TWO FRICKING REXES SHOW UP, Giga's fricked now.
where is Spinosaurus chad
>mogs every other woman in the movie with 3 minutes of screentime
What's next for her bros?
>that leg
oh frick i'm cooming
>That dry, pockmarked shit makes you coom
Just look at her ankle, do you have a fetish for fried chicken.
I have a fetish for women, anon. Do you?
Women with deep fried legs? You called out the leg, and it's really gross looking. Her face is pretty, but the c**ty ginger is way hotter.
Her face is exceedingly mediocre. Her leg is nice. Yes Bryce salad is hotter, but her bare leg is not on my screen.
Nice lega. need to see foota.
>me on the left
Did Dr. Grant even do anything all film? It felt like he just followed Ellie around like a little cuckboy doing everything he was told. He just kind of exists in all the scenes not really doing anything with his own initiative. I think he lit a torch and also told everyone to stay still around the Gigo but that doesn't count because Star Lord said the same thing too. I have no idea how people are defending this film.
See:
That's what I thought too. Huge disappointment. It seemed like at one point between the filler cave scene and the end part where they have to turn the power and other shit on, he's barely saying or doing anything.
They did overplay his timidness. He needed original sourness.
Why does the Biosyn evacuation plan include bringing all the herbivores and carnivores together into a giant arena? Makes no fricking sense.
True, but name one thing about this movie that made sense.
Two things I liked in the film:
>Dodgeson Kino
>That 1980's camcorder footage with the puppet dinosaur that looks incredible real and belivable
Dodgeson being a believably evil corporate villain rather than a cartoonishly evil one is something the film did right, though him just giving up so easily was kind of shit
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE OF BRYCE'S BIG DELICIOUS CHUNKY BRAPPER
POST IT NOW homosexualS
It was fricking shit!