If this line makes it in to the film then DC have lost it. They've been low key bullying Batman in DC films since Whedon League and he's literally the only property that's made money since 2018.
I may have gone, I like Blue Beetle. But that line ruined it for me. Why do the insist on shitting on their own characters? How am I supposed to be excited and care about your characters when you actively shit on all them? I won't be and I'm just not gonna see it is all.
Are theaters just dying? We used to have more and more bombs after 2012, but they were seen as abberations. Post 2020 just seems like everything is fricking dead and no one goes to theaters anymore.
I 100% want to see a Mexican studio make a Speedy Gonzales show.
>Are theaters just dying?
The post-COVID boom was just an illusion, a case of people to "get back to normal."
Then they were reminded that going to the theater is a mediocre, overpriced experience. The only people who will reliably go to the movies are parents with kids, because they want to get out of the house for a few hours. And they won't see Disney/Pixar slop because it'll just being on Disney+ in a few weeks.
I've wondered this for a while. You spend all your time signalling that you care about blacks, but they're a small and low-income group that probably pirates your shit even if they take notice of it. University educated liberals are rich and love to use this shit to signal virtue, but have no need to actually consume it (and sit next to smelly people at a theater) to tweet #spiderverse #blm #lookatme.
What's the path to profitability here? Hard mode: no ESG, those firms do actually require a return on investment.
My theory: it's all for show, no one cares, people will eat whatever slop they're served so the power lies in being the slop chef (aka its the woke creatives driving the whole shebang)
No its not cool. Im sick of morons who dont even read comics saying this. He is a functionally stupid character. In a fight it makes no sense to use a car and no one seems to have the basic logical thinking capabilities to reason this together. A bike is agile and can fit in small spaces and turn quickly as well as perform tricks. A car cant fricking do anything but ram people and that gets old fast. Its so stupid, theres nothing creative to do with it. Frick you.
Not this kind of Mexican. They could give us one that doesn’t come off like a homosexual, and some incredibly sexy, feminine latinas. But propaganda is more important than profits to these demons.
It’s not the subject matter, it’s the delivery. Take the exact same story, give it to Mel Gibson with full creative, casting and narrative control, it would make a billion easily. The liberal/israeli ideology of subversion and inversion of reality is repulsive to anyone not extremely mentally ill.
Because as much as you see the loud minority of subverted latinx homosexuals online, most Latinos are still based and hate this homosexual shit. God bless them.
Exactly. I think people will be surprised in a few years when a Latino fascist rises politically. These people don’t realize what they’re creating in direct response to their degeneracy. Fuentes could literally become King in another decade at this current trajectory, unless they kill him first. And that would just make him a martyr. Interesting times are coming.
in the US, in 15 years half of the republican party will be latino
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Good. Maybe we can start to change the demographic decline. The most successful marriage pairing in the US (the lowest divorce rate) is white male latina female.
We already have America Chavez, but I'm actually not even sure what her superhero name is supposed to be or the extent of her powers (they're really game-breaking). Also, I guess she's not really 'Mexican' she's from another universe.
The problem with Blue Beetle is that we already had this show called Beetle-Borgs and I can't stop thinking about that every time I hear Blue Beetle
The problem is Mexicans don't get the same victim points that blacks do. Because Mexicans virtually got equal rights after the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo in 1848 as well as citizenship for those residing in the respective territories long before Asians and Blacks ever did. So technically they're more privileged than other minorities hence why it's a lot harder for them to claim victimizing. They can only make such claims to their Spanish ancestors.
t. educated spic
Idc what color the character is because you aren’t going to see shit, just a poorly animated stretch armstrong cracking the same voiceover quips going through the same old plot. It’s boring, dump it.
I would legit watch a mexican guy in a sombrero and poncho fight crime from his primer colored pickup truck. His home base is actually every food truck on every corner of the city and his special powers are the ability to accomplish any task that any other superhero could do but it's always a really subpar job. He has 12 kids, the ability to summon as many mexicans necessary to help with a job, a back that not even superman could break, and a little talking chihuahua side kick.
You are moronic if you think is about that. Batman is a fascist is a dog whistle that movigoers associate with products that hate the source material and are trying to appeal to woke crowds. Batman is a fascist, but that is something you need anarky to say, in a Batman movie, batman is a fascist is something people is willing to have as a plot point for batman, not as the cleaver gotcha line in advertising for a different character, this reeks of batman is white, batman is rich, people hate rich people and white people, let's call batman a fascist.
What hte frick is a blue beetle? What kind of moron greenlights this shit? Nobody gives a frick about these no-name supers. Nobody gives a frick about THE FLASH. How fricking dumb are these people?
>What hte frick is a blue beetle?
This. No one cares. James Gunn is building his new DCU on a bunch of other literal who's, most of that shit is going to get axed before they start production
>James Gunn
It will never stop making me laugh that pajeets are so seething about Snyder rightfully being tossed out that they'll conclude Gunn managed to get this, Flash and probable Aquaman 2 out the door less than a year after he came into the position,
Once Albert Einstein was sitting right next an indian man on a flight, Einstein told him that he is a great scientists from Germany. Einstein make a bet with him that "I will ask you a question and if you are not able to answer it then you will give me 5$,then you ask me question and if am not able to answer then i will give u 500$.
The man thinks 5$ : 500$ seems like a good ratio so he says sure.
Einstein asks what is the distance between Earth and the moon?
The man hands over 5$ to him and replied I don't know.
Now its the Indian man turn to ask Einstein a question. He asks "which animal goes up a mountion with 3 legs and comes down with 4?"
Einstein thinks and thinks and finally hands over 500$ to the man.
The man took 500$ and went to sleep.
Einstein is so much annoyed, he woke up the man and said hey I had given you 500$ and just tell me
which animal goes up a mountion with 3 legs and comes down with 4?
The Indian man gives Einstein another 5$ and replied I don't know
>James Gunn will be rebooting the dceu after aquaman 2 >movies that were already finished are being released until then >"heh. looks like James Gunn is a failure because the movies he didn't assist in making aren't gonna do well! another liberal owned."
You'd know damn well that if the movies succeeded that gunn would take credit for them. But regardless, the true test will of course be his superman legacy which is already being rushed out the door in a few years so we will have to resume the discussion by then.
>Reshoots to minimize Amber Heard's role >Reshoots to remove Batgirl references >Reshoots to tie into Gunn reboot continuity/ set up the reboot
At this point it's probably more reshoot than original film.
Rogue One was too and that became pretty well liked for Nu-Starwars
11 months ago
Anonymous
Shit I never thought about it but Ragwans success probably encouraged Disney to engage in scrapbooking, and is therefore directly responsible for the MCU's downfall. Good post anon, got my noggin joggin
>he's putting worse movies out faster so that means he won
Warner Bros. insisted on edits that ruined his movies. This is proven by watching his cuts of Superman vs. Batman and Justice League.
Gal Gadot is ugly as frick and all the promotional material looked like a pride commercial, then they tried showcasing her gold armor that is just ugly feminist crap, the movie has no super villains its just feminist crap >inb4 hurr its wonder woman
the 70s show is good feminist, not crap. Be more like that.
Do not fricking credit Sneeder for WW, Aquaman, or even Suicide Squad for that matter you massive fricking copelord. It should be an ABSOLUTE fricking EMBARRASSMENT that a fricking AQUAMAN movie made more than the BATMAN/SUPERMAN team up movie, in what fricking universe did anyone ever imagine that happening? Didn't even break a fricking billion.
All of Snyder's early shit traded on the pop culture value of its leads and with the exception of Batman and Aquaman seems to have destroyed them
Hamada did nothing to alter Shazam, Bop and WW84 and if you tell me that a Shazam flick, a movie about Harley Quinn and the worst adaptations of Huntress, Black Canary and Orphan I could possibly conceive, and a superhero flick where the villain is a guy who grants wishes would do better then you're confirmed a snyder pajeet
Flash was built to die with a creepy uncharismatic israelite pedo as its lead (cast by Snyder)
TSS had to deal with the fallout of the abysmal first film (snyder influenced) which destroyed all potential value in the brand
Shazam 2 took way too long to come out after the moderate goodwill the first garnered and just looked like a shit flick in every way
I know being pseudointellects who can't read english well, ESL thirdies like to pretend Snyder's films are deep and therefore successful, but I urge you to attend a few more English classes and actually investigate what the public actually feels about Snyder's work and DC as a brand.
>TSS had to deal with the fallout of the abysmal first film (snyder influenced) which destroyed all potential value in the brand
Bullshit. Nobody watched because it just looked like Guardians of the Galaxy/Deadpool but with DC characters. Why watch that when you can wait for GotG Vol 3?
Flash was made because Harmada wanted to get rid of Ben Affleck Batman and Henry Cavill Superman so they can be permanently replaced with Michael Keaton Batman and Mexican Supergirl.
Then Michael Keaton Batman would train African Batgirl.
Then there would be a new Justice League made up of Wonder Woman, Supergirl, Batgirl, Mera, and other female superheroines.
Then there would be a Crisis on Infinite Earths movies.
But the plans changed.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Batgirl being cancelled is one of the best and funniest things to happen in hollywood for decades.
11 months ago
Anonymous
WB literally escaped from a Kathleen Kennedy clone.
>James Gunn is building his new DCU on a bunch of other literal who
A-listers
Superman, Batman, Supegirl, Swamp Thing, Green Lantern.
Literal whos
Booster Gold, The Authority, Creature Commandos, Waller(maybe).
I like Gunn but he has yet to prove he can do a major character on-model, every character is practically unrecognizable from their source. Even Superman he seems to be overloading with obscure characters.
Gunn can do team movies, it is more or less what his Superman is, a mini Justice league > Grren Lantern, Hawkgirl, Mr Terrific, Metamorpho ..... Let's see what he does in Batman, I suppose he'll pick Arrow, Nightwing, Huntress, Constantine maybe ...
It's kind of concerning he doesn't seem to be able to do a straight up Lex or Braniac vs Superman film. Adding a bunch of characters to make it seem more complex doesn't really add any complexity.
11 months ago
Anonymous
it could either look great or terrible, that's what marvel does usually, you have Hawkeye in Thor 1, Black Widow in Iron Man 2, Black Widow and Nick Fury in The Winter Soldier etc...
This movie is mostly pre James gunn but your point is still moronic. He literally made his career making movies about obscure literal who characters nobody ever gave a shit about. He made the guardians a household name, he made a better suicide squad movie with even more obscure characters like fricking polkadot man. He made a show about a literal who side character and it all got critical acclaim. All his movies have been the same and he's clearly going to do more of the same. The DCU trademarks will be pop music, quippy dialog, CGI animal characters and poop jokes.
Ironically Gunn’s other project (Guardians of the Galaxy) was the same. I never really knew what the frick that was until the movie came out. It ended up being a success because of peak ironybro era and it had a great ensemble cast. This Blue Burrito shit is all no names…
Studio needed a vehicle for the first latinx hero of all time. I'm guessing that the plan was to cast the beaner kid from the relatively-popular cobra kai show and coast on that. moronic, as per usual
>Hulk >Iron Man >Captain Burger >unknown
You wot? I'm a Yuropoor from a country that didn't have comics 20 years ago and still I heard of those characters before they got adapted.
>most of the marvel heroes they made movies out if were unknowns
Zoomer or brainwashed redditor?
I knew about all those characters growing up even if I didn't read the comics.
Why you might ask?
Because they had television shows and cartoons spanning decades before their movies were made. There was some background noise. Idk which YouTuber spouted this lie, but the Marvel characters were not unknown when their movies were being released.
I remember people being excited about Iron Man, Captain America, etc.
Hulk already had like two failed reboots a decade before.
In short, lurk more.
>Nobody gives a frick about THE FLASH
If you think it is normal that a movie about Miles Morales would make more than the Flash, you are out of your mind. DC have fricked up the management of their characters so much that a black side kick Spider-Man has made more than most of their properties.
The Flash is just not a cool super hero. He's too powerful, and he doesn't have a strong aesthetic, or any weaknesses, like Superman does. What is the deal with the flash? I have a vague familiarity with DC comics, and I don't know what his deal is. He's just sort of there. Occasionally he has state philosophical issues where he outraces death or experiences an attosecond like like it's an hour or whatever, but beyond that?
No it wasn't. Snyder hasn't been in charge of anything there since early 2017 when his daughter died and JL was handed over to Whedon.
They invited him back to do the Snyder Cut, but that was a one-off fan service thing, more about keeping people employed during the height of covid lockdowns than anything else
Pre-MCU the only globally known were Spider-Man, Batman and Superman (roughly in that order). Then you had stuff like the Hulk or Wolverine and then another tier is when you get to Wonder Woman. Flash is even lower imo.
All these DC heroes are literal fricking whose unless you were a teen in the 90s really into cartoons.
talking about my country, italy
no one know who the flash is, or aquaman or martian man-hunter or hawk-girl
basically the entire justice league is unknown and i imagine the rest of Europe is the same
Miles Morales was always black. He's not Peter Parker. He's an original character who takes up the mantle of Spiderman after the Peter Parker in his dimension is killed. His initial comic story is heartful and well-written and involves exploring his own guilt and feelings of inadequacy at trying to live up to Parker's legend.
You are a poor, sad, shallow, basement racist troll who is never going to be happy because you can't stop seeing all of life as a personal attack. Take a shower, go outside, touch grass, talk to girls.
Miles Morales: genius student who makes quips when fighting people, and attends Midtown High School in New York City. Gets bit by a radioactive spider and decides to fight crime. Creates webshooters and web fluid. Uses an arachnid image on the suit and uses a web design and big eyes on the mask.
How is this ANY different than Peter Parker?
It’s just a palette swap.
It’s such a bland, uninteresting thing to do.
Miles Morales was always black. He's not Peter Parker. He's an original character who takes up the mantle of Spiderman after the Peter Parker in his dimension is killed. His initial comic story is heartful and well-written and involves exploring his own guilt and feelings of inadequacy at trying to live up to Parker's legend.
You are a poor, sad, shallow, basement racist troll who is never going to be happy because you can't stop seeing all of life as a personal attack. Take a shower, go outside, touch grass, talk to girls.
Miles Morales was done because Bendis wasn't getting royalties from Spider-man and wanted to create an "original" character he could get royalties from forever. Same with that negress Ironman and a couple others. Miles Morales sucks because he was created by a greedy israelite for no reason other than to get more money.
You sound deeply upset by tertiary information I don't care about. I read Miles' origin story and it was pretty good.
You can stay screaming at clouds if you want.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>I read Miles' origin story and it was pretty good.
If you read Bendis's dialogue and think that it's 'pretty good' then you are already lost.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>no argument
I don't care about your non-opinions.
11 months ago
Anonymous
How is "The creator and writer of his original stories was motivated by greed and his writing fricking sucks on top of that" not an argument? Bendis is the main driving force behind the 'decompression' of comics and it fricking sucks. That's why we have pages of copy/pasted talking heads now and budgets are shrinking to accommodate that, making everything worse. The floppy market is in a death spiral, and Diamond is certainly to blame, but Marvel, under Bendis's direction (At the time, at least. I don't know what his current position is, I admit.) has cemented the death of the entire industry in the west.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>wall of rage
Not interested in your non-opinions, anon.
Look how angry and upset you are that I like a thing, and you can't convince me not to. That's the life you live. You're not a real person, you're a shadow of other people. How incredibly sad.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not really sure why you keep responding when you don't want to have a discussion.
11 months ago
Anonymous
How pathetic are you that youre trying to grandstand on anonymous forum lmao
You must have a really miserable life if this is what feeds your ego
11 months ago
Anonymous
>defending Bendis
Troll or moronic. Either way, into the trash your opinion goes.
11 months ago
Anonymous
And you sound like a beta b***h soiboy getting your panties in a twist because not everyone is bending over backwards over le heckin Black personino spider. >defending Bendis shit
lol lmao
i was told to read the xmen run written by Bendis but i hated the half i read
was i trolled?
i unironically enjoyed the Whedon run
11 months ago
Anonymous
>was i trolled?
Yeah. Bendis is a curse and corrupts everything he touches
This.
It’s beyond forced.
The radioactive spiders were all scrapped by that point. There’s no way in hell one would manage to survive, crawl into The Prowler’s bag, survive the entire trip being jostled around while Prowler leaps rooftops to get to his apartment in the city, then bite Miles. It’s so fricking illogical.
I can barely tolerate the reasoning behind the same spider biting Peter managed to scurry away and bite Cindy Moon, but now I’m expected to believe the event with Miles could happen? Get the frick out of here.
It would have been a more interesting character if Miles took up The Prowler mantle by stealing his uncle’s suit or became a different tech-based hero to make up for his uncle’s crimes. At least that makes sense organically from a story perspective.
Miles Morales was literally marketed as Spider-Man but BLACK.
Not to mention they dug up ultimate Peter just to suck off Bendis' pet Black. And to top it off had 616 Peter get his ass kicked by him.
Interesting how you won’t respond to substantive criticism.
Respond to this:
This.
It’s beyond forced.
The radioactive spiders were all scrapped by that point. There’s no way in hell one would manage to survive, crawl into The Prowler’s bag, survive the entire trip being jostled around while Prowler leaps rooftops to get to his apartment in the city, then bite Miles. It’s so fricking illogical.
I can barely tolerate the reasoning behind the same spider biting Peter managed to scurry away and bite Cindy Moon, but now I’m expected to believe the event with Miles could happen? Get the frick out of here.
It would have been a more interesting character if Miles took up The Prowler mantle by stealing his uncle’s suit or became a different tech-based hero to make up for his uncle’s crimes. At least that makes sense organically from a story perspective.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>noo you HAVE to change your beliefs and behavior because goddamnit i came up with the perfect manifesto >8[ (angry crying soijak jpg)
No, I don't have to do a thing. This isn't a formal debate, you aren't owed anything. You're a sad little basement racist troll and your entire life is being absolute beside yourself with impotent fury that people like a thing that you don't. Do you actually think I would ever want to be like you? A miserable incel waging war on movies because he failed his own life? Seriously anon, think about that for a moment. Why would a human being like me lower himself to the level of insects like you?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Lol still making personal attacks.
You can’t have a substantive discussion or refute a single comment about the origin of Miles Morales, the writing of his character, or anything I brought up. Very sad. Typical leftist screeching.
And you sound like a beta b***h soiboy getting your panties in a twist because not everyone is bending over backwards over le heckin Black personino spider. >defending Bendis shit
lol lmao
Nah I could have liked it. Superhero covered in alien armor sounds badass, they could have made it cool and I would have gone to see it, but I saw that once again they were going to fill it with gay modern-day progressive bullshit so I decided to step away. If they would entirely frick off with this shit their movies would make 3x as much
Not even the sweatiest funk pop hoarding nerd imaginable knows who or what Blue Beetle is. Who the frick do they think are the target for these more and more obscure superhero movies?
He got good rep in Injustice 2 and Young Justice
But yeah he's second string at absolute best, in fact the reason he's prominent in those two things I mentioned is because he's a later-gen kid following on from the real guys people care about
i remember season one of justice league young being actually nice
i remember every season after that being the most pozzed shit in existence
i remember it being canceled soon after
Funny how you just know the movie is going to be miles worse than the blue beetle arc on titans or young titans or whatever the frick the show was called.
The original Blue Beetle is from the 30s. The second Blue Beetle got murdered and caused Wonder Woman to kill Max Lord (the guy played by Pedro Pascal in the Wonder Woman movie).
Blue Beetle is a C-Lister, but he's one of those well known and loved C-Listers, like Deadpool.
>no Ted Kord
That's all they had to do. It could've been like Ant-Man where the legacy hero takes on a protégé and builds him up to be his successor, but nope we gotta shoehorn Jaime's boring family instead.
>where the legacy hero takes on a protégé and builds him up to be his successor
I've had enough of this shit after Spider-Jew. I don't want legacy Black folk. Period.
>C character akin to Ant Man
Ant man has always been one of the original Avengers in comics and was probably on par with Iron Man and Thor for pop culture prominence before the movies
...by just making the characters into whatever he wanted them to be. Those characters bear little to no resemblance to their comic counterparts. They're well made movies but he could have stuck practically any characters in those slots. Why him tossing all these obscure characters in Superman means it's probably going to suck.
What's important is they don't have a family focus on whites, or the family is turbo dysfunctional. Like every happy family on the commercials being black
Hilariously they probably think it's their chance now that Yidsney is downshifting, not realizing Yidsney has to downshift because the genre is finally burning out. They missed their chance entirely, were never able to capitalize on the genre's popularity while it was still going.
Probably Superman or The Batman 2 going to the shitter. These morons couldn't get people to see The Flash (either their third fourth most popular hero) and they want to give movies to Mexican Megaman, Supergirl and Swamp Thing
Friendly reminder real Mexicans hate blue beetle for being a character created by white people to shill Latinx on them. Mexicans are the biggest group paying to see the sounds of freedom by the ways.
In 2021 they intended for Blue Beetle to be released directly onto HBO Max, and then later changed their minds and decided it should be theatrical too.
It doesn't seem quite as bad given that context
>let's make a moronic beaner alien movie instead of letting Ben Affleck make Batman vs Deathstroke movie of Man of Steel 2
Frick Hollywood israelites. Hope this "industry" dies.
>Gwen's 18yo pussy taken by Norman >MJ fricked and impregnated by another man (she will never mentally heal from it) >Felicia hates him
20 years of fans hating the comic
Don't forget the moronation of the one more day arc. Because apparently it's illegal for any comic's story to actually advance in any way. (Except to shoe-horn in a new Black person character.)
Wtf is that art? Look at lil MJ. Creepy as frick. And they wonder why comics are dying.
>Gwen's 18yo pussy taken by Norman >MJ fricked and impregnated by another man (she will never mentally heal from it) >Felicia hates him
20 years of fans hating the comic
They retconned the first one. But yeah, Spider-Man writers are annoying as hell.
>Wtf is that art?
That's John Romita Jr, and funnily enough he's one of the most celebrated artists in capeshit comics today. I'll never understand why. His output is fast and efficient, which gives him an edge over most other capeshit artists, and he's been in the business for about 30 years. His dad was also a recognized comic artist. But his art style is fricking shit and it's an eyesore to look at.
How is the person on the far right in front and behind Spider-Man at the same time? Man, Americans can't fricking draw. Learn how perspectives work. I've read some scanned American comics that I downloaded for free and there are countless comics where the same person looks completely different in each panel on the same page.
It's a shame the movie looks like direct to streaming junk, I remember liking the Blue Beetle from that one Batman cartoon where he teamed up with randos constantly
>I remember liking the Blue Beetle from that one Batman cartoon where he teamed up with randos constantly
Fun fact, Batman Brave and the Bold was the only instance where Blue Beetle was voiced by a white guy, and the writers never felt compelled to inject Spanglish into his dialogue.
That's the problem with this latino inclusion crap, when it comes to sci-fi aspects, the only way to differentiate them from white or racially ambiguos characters is to go full with the stereotypes
If you don't, you get accused of white washing
He ruined the ending with the cringe Clooney and tooth gag
These are the other endings
>The Flash, as it was originally conceived and shot, ended on the courthouse steps with Supergirl, played by Sasha Calle, and Batman, played by Michael Keaton, who was already featured throughout the movie as a returned Batman. It was meant to highlight that Barry did not reset the timeline as he thought he did. It was an ending that was screen-tested several times, one that reversed the deaths of Supergirl and Batman earlier in the film.
>De Luca and Abdy ending: This version was still on the courthouse steps, but now Calle’s Supergirl was joined by Superman, played by Henry Cavill, and Wonder Woman, played by Gal Gadot. Keaton also remained. De Luca and Abdy believed they were being strategic with the ending. Cavill was going to cameo for DC movie Black Adam and was being teed up to return to the role in a brand-new Superman movie. Supergirl was retained because even though the executives were killing the development of a stand-alone Supergirl movie, they were open to her returning in some form
It's a pretty good way to get the star to respond to your message. I feel like that's one thing people take for granted these days. We can just fricking talk to these people whenever we want.
>travels back in time with advanced technology in order to be a hero >gets caught out by time police and is forced to protect the time stream and shit >in an ironic twist he is fated to never be recognised for his real heroism
What the frick is a Blue Beetle?
Did someone ask ChatGPT to come up with a fake superhero, and then generated a picture using midjourney, just to clown on the abysmal marketing for modern movies?
This, they should have leaned super hard into the Kamen Rider audience. So weird that this movie seems undermarketed but I get why since it looks very generic.
If the movie was about a masculine Chad Hispanic superhero saving kids from cartel/deep state child trafficking rings, with some sexy Latina love interest, the movie would make 2 billion dollars.
>mexican diversity hire version of completely unknown capeshit character >no actual appeal to "muh latinx" >no cinematic universe >following a string of flops
Batmans a fascist
If this line makes it in to the film then DC have lost it. They've been low key bullying Batman in DC films since Whedon League and he's literally the only property that's made money since 2018.
this throwaway line from the uncle (who is played as a loser, perpetual victim, conspiracy theorist, mind you), singlehandedly tanked the film
I may have gone, I like Blue Beetle. But that line ruined it for me. Why do the insist on shitting on their own characters? How am I supposed to be excited and care about your characters when you actively shit on all them? I won't be and I'm just not gonna see it is all.
Cool.
No one wants a Mexican superhero. There, I said it.
same israelites, different mouthpieces
I was going to make a joke about the Mexican in the newest doctor strange but I can't even remember her name. American Chav?
America Chavez but I don't know if that's the actor or the characters name
That's the character, she was created not long after Yidsney bought Marvel.
Speedy Gonzales was pretty cool
cancelled for being problematic
Takes naps and doesn't afraid of anything
Everyone likes Speedy.
I prefer slowpoke Rodriguez
he carry a GUN
EVERYTHING IS FLOPPING
WHY IS THIS?!
Are theaters just dying? We used to have more and more bombs after 2012, but they were seen as abberations. Post 2020 just seems like everything is fricking dead and no one goes to theaters anymore.
I 100% want to see a Mexican studio make a Speedy Gonzales show.
>Are theaters just dying?
The post-COVID boom was just an illusion, a case of people to "get back to normal."
Then they were reminded that going to the theater is a mediocre, overpriced experience. The only people who will reliably go to the movies are parents with kids, because they want to get out of the house for a few hours. And they won't see Disney/Pixar slop because it'll just being on Disney+ in a few weeks.
Not just that but Mexicans don't pay for anything, never mind fricking movie tickets.
Miles Morales is half latino and they carried Spiderverse at the box office
He's a Black person first and foremost.
You would know brown boy
He didnt, Spiderverse is carried by superb animation, Miles get sidelined in both his movies by much more charismatic characters
No, it was carried by animation's amazing powers of babysitting.
I've wondered this for a while. You spend all your time signalling that you care about blacks, but they're a small and low-income group that probably pirates your shit even if they take notice of it. University educated liberals are rich and love to use this shit to signal virtue, but have no need to actually consume it (and sit next to smelly people at a theater) to tweet #spiderverse #blm #lookatme.
What's the path to profitability here? Hard mode: no ESG, those firms do actually require a return on investment.
My theory: it's all for show, no one cares, people will eat whatever slop they're served so the power lies in being the slop chef (aka its the woke creatives driving the whole shebang)
I thought mexicans loved action shit and I liked Jaime Reyes in Brave and the Bold. Blue Beetle was a 'legacy character' since its inception too.
The only cool Mexican superhero was Robbie Reyes Ghost Rider. Ghost Rider driving a hot rod is cool.
No its not cool. Im sick of morons who dont even read comics saying this. He is a functionally stupid character. In a fight it makes no sense to use a car and no one seems to have the basic logical thinking capabilities to reason this together. A bike is agile and can fit in small spaces and turn quickly as well as perform tricks. A car cant fricking do anything but ram people and that gets old fast. Its so stupid, theres nothing creative to do with it. Frick you.
>superheroes are LE DUMB
this must be the mexican intellectual i've heard so much about
the first ever superhero and the inspiration for batman was, mexican
>the first superhero
That's not The Scarlet Pimpernel
cool story bro
thats not gilgamesh
Zorro is Spanish you moron, not mexican.
Not this kind of Mexican. They could give us one that doesn’t come off like a homosexual, and some incredibly sexy, feminine latinas. But propaganda is more important than profits to these demons.
It’s not the subject matter, it’s the delivery. Take the exact same story, give it to Mel Gibson with full creative, casting and narrative control, it would make a billion easily. The liberal/israeli ideology of subversion and inversion of reality is repulsive to anyone not extremely mentally ill.
back to your containment board NOW
Latino audiences are massive in the US, they can typically make or break a film. But blue beetle looks shit so I doubt they'd go and watch it.
Because as much as you see the loud minority of subverted latinx homosexuals online, most Latinos are still based and hate this homosexual shit. God bless them.
they are catholic first and foremost
Exactly. I think people will be surprised in a few years when a Latino fascist rises politically. These people don’t realize what they’re creating in direct response to their degeneracy. Fuentes could literally become King in another decade at this current trajectory, unless they kill him first. And that would just make him a martyr. Interesting times are coming.
in the US, in 15 years half of the republican party will be latino
Good. Maybe we can start to change the demographic decline. The most successful marriage pairing in the US (the lowest divorce rate) is white male latina female.
They are too busy cutting hearts out of kids with chainsaws.
We already have America Chavez, but I'm actually not even sure what her superhero name is supposed to be or the extent of her powers (they're really game-breaking). Also, I guess she's not really 'Mexican' she's from another universe.
The problem with Blue Beetle is that we already had this show called Beetle-Borgs and I can't stop thinking about that every time I hear Blue Beetle
More kino than current capeshit.
>BEETLEBORGS!
The problem is Mexicans don't get the same victim points that blacks do. Because Mexicans virtually got equal rights after the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo in 1848 as well as citizenship for those residing in the respective territories long before Asians and Blacks ever did. So technically they're more privileged than other minorities hence why it's a lot harder for them to claim victimizing. They can only make such claims to their Spanish ancestors.
t. educated spic
Idc what color the character is because you aren’t going to see shit, just a poorly animated stretch armstrong cracking the same voiceover quips going through the same old plot. It’s boring, dump it.
This.
All beaners are drug-dealing, MS13-adjacent tequila-guzzling halfwits.
I would legit watch a mexican guy in a sombrero and poncho fight crime from his primer colored pickup truck. His home base is actually every food truck on every corner of the city and his special powers are the ability to accomplish any task that any other superhero could do but it's always a really subpar job. He has 12 kids, the ability to summon as many mexicans necessary to help with a job, a back that not even superman could break, and a little talking chihuahua side kick.
>Accomplish every task a superhero would do but subpar
That'd be great to see. I would love to see how he handles doomsday.
There is going to be s Blue Beetle movie?
Batgays are so sensitive. I can't believe you bastards would sabotage your own.
You are moronic if you think is about that. Batman is a fascist is a dog whistle that movigoers associate with products that hate the source material and are trying to appeal to woke crowds. Batman is a fascist, but that is something you need anarky to say, in a Batman movie, batman is a fascist is something people is willing to have as a plot point for batman, not as the cleaver gotcha line in advertising for a different character, this reeks of batman is white, batman is rich, people hate rich people and white people, let's call batman a fascist.
It's not a dog whistle if they come right out and say it.
What hte frick is a blue beetle? What kind of moron greenlights this shit? Nobody gives a frick about these no-name supers. Nobody gives a frick about THE FLASH. How fricking dumb are these people?
>What hte frick is a blue beetle?
This. No one cares. James Gunn is building his new DCU on a bunch of other literal who's, most of that shit is going to get axed before they start production
>James Gunn
It will never stop making me laugh that pajeets are so seething about Snyder rightfully being tossed out that they'll conclude Gunn managed to get this, Flash and probable Aquaman 2 out the door less than a year after he came into the position,
Try reading carefully and you will see I never said that
Once Albert Einstein was sitting right next an indian man on a flight, Einstein told him that he is a great scientists from Germany. Einstein make a bet with him that "I will ask you a question and if you are not able to answer it then you will give me 5$,then you ask me question and if am not able to answer then i will give u 500$.
The man thinks 5$ : 500$ seems like a good ratio so he says sure.
Einstein asks what is the distance between Earth and the moon?
The man hands over 5$ to him and replied I don't know.
Now its the Indian man turn to ask Einstein a question. He asks "which animal goes up a mountion with 3 legs and comes down with 4?"
Einstein thinks and thinks and finally hands over 500$ to the man.
The man took 500$ and went to sleep.
Einstein is so much annoyed, he woke up the man and said hey I had given you 500$ and just tell me
which animal goes up a mountion with 3 legs and comes down with 4?
The Indian man gives Einstein another 5$ and replied I don't know
That man? Robert Oppenheimer.
Einstieners SHOCEKD
Indians ROCKS
>James Gunn will be rebooting the dceu after aquaman 2
>movies that were already finished are being released until then
>"heh. looks like James Gunn is a failure because the movies he didn't assist in making aren't gonna do well! another liberal owned."
You'd know damn well that if the movies succeeded that gunn would take credit for them. But regardless, the true test will of course be his superman legacy which is already being rushed out the door in a few years so we will have to resume the discussion by then.
It's not a full reboot, he's keeping certain people.
>Aquaman 2
How the frick is this not out yet
>Reshoots to minimize Amber Heard's role
>Reshoots to remove Batgirl references
>Reshoots to tie into Gunn reboot continuity/ set up the reboot
At this point it's probably more reshoot than original film.
Rogue One was too and that became pretty well liked for Nu-Starwars
Shit I never thought about it but Ragwans success probably encouraged Disney to engage in scrapbooking, and is therefore directly responsible for the MCU's downfall. Good post anon, got my noggin joggin
He literally mandated a bunch of changes.
>he's putting worse movies out faster so that means he won
Warner Bros. insisted on edits that ruined his movies. This is proven by watching his cuts of Superman vs. Batman and Justice League.
Not really
>everyone who hates pedo Gunn is a snyderjeet
WB shills on overtime
Reminder:
>Man of Steel: 668 million
>Batman vs Superman: 874 million
>Suicide Squad: 747 million
>Wonder Woman: 822 million
>Aquaman: 1.15 billion
One moronic WB CEO and a shit director's reshoots later:
>Justice League: 658 million
One Hamada later:
>Shazam: 366 million
>Birds of Prey: 205 million
>Wonder Woman '84: 167 million
One Gunn later:
>The Suicide Squad: 167 million
>Shazam Fury of the Gods: 134 million
>Flash: 264 million
Squad: 747 million
Did it really make that much? Flops of yesteryear would be office box hits today
Yes it was a hit with audiences and even won an Oscar
It got marketed to absolute frick it was insane, I was living in Asia at the time and even I felt bombarded by it
>WW84 under Robbie's vanity project
Yikes.
Gal Gadot is ugly as frick and all the promotional material looked like a pride commercial, then they tried showcasing her gold armor that is just ugly feminist crap, the movie has no super villains its just feminist crap
>inb4 hurr its wonder woman
the 70s show is good feminist, not crap. Be more like that.
WW84 was horrible. So many inconsistencies, bad CGI and that invisible plane scene was so fricking dumb.
Do not fricking credit Sneeder for WW, Aquaman, or even Suicide Squad for that matter you massive fricking copelord. It should be an ABSOLUTE fricking EMBARRASSMENT that a fricking AQUAMAN movie made more than the BATMAN/SUPERMAN team up movie, in what fricking universe did anyone ever imagine that happening? Didn't even break a fricking billion.
Aquaman sure as shit didn't come from post-Snyder DCEU, every single movie they greenlit bombed, all. of. them.
Snyder literally got a PGA nomination for Wonder Woman you fricking moronic dyel chud lmao.
Man snyder haters are so pathetic
Huh.
All of Snyder's early shit traded on the pop culture value of its leads and with the exception of Batman and Aquaman seems to have destroyed them
Hamada did nothing to alter Shazam, Bop and WW84 and if you tell me that a Shazam flick, a movie about Harley Quinn and the worst adaptations of Huntress, Black Canary and Orphan I could possibly conceive, and a superhero flick where the villain is a guy who grants wishes would do better then you're confirmed a snyder pajeet
Flash was built to die with a creepy uncharismatic israelite pedo as its lead (cast by Snyder)
TSS had to deal with the fallout of the abysmal first film (snyder influenced) which destroyed all potential value in the brand
Shazam 2 took way too long to come out after the moderate goodwill the first garnered and just looked like a shit flick in every way
I know being pseudointellects who can't read english well, ESL thirdies like to pretend Snyder's films are deep and therefore successful, but I urge you to attend a few more English classes and actually investigate what the public actually feels about Snyder's work and DC as a brand.
>TSS had to deal with the fallout of the abysmal first film (snyder influenced) which destroyed all potential value in the brand
Bullshit. Nobody watched because it just looked like Guardians of the Galaxy/Deadpool but with DC characters. Why watch that when you can wait for GotG Vol 3?
That's why the movie bombed.
Flash was made because Harmada wanted to get rid of Ben Affleck Batman and Henry Cavill Superman so they can be permanently replaced with Michael Keaton Batman and Mexican Supergirl.
Then Michael Keaton Batman would train African Batgirl.
Then there would be a new Justice League made up of Wonder Woman, Supergirl, Batgirl, Mera, and other female superheroines.
Then there would be a Crisis on Infinite Earths movies.
But the plans changed.
Batgirl being cancelled is one of the best and funniest things to happen in hollywood for decades.
WB literally escaped from a Kathleen Kennedy clone.
calling Ezra a pedo is how anyone knows to discard your opinion, since the people who falsely accused him of that shit are the actual pedos
Aquaman 2 was finished almost an entire year ago now. They just refuse to release it because they’re hoping people will stop hating Amber
>James Gunn
moron
>James Gunn is building his new DCU on a bunch of other literal who
A-listers
Superman, Batman, Supegirl, Swamp Thing, Green Lantern.
Literal whos
Booster Gold, The Authority, Creature Commandos, Waller(maybe).
I like Gunn but he has yet to prove he can do a major character on-model, every character is practically unrecognizable from their source. Even Superman he seems to be overloading with obscure characters.
Gunn can do team movies, it is more or less what his Superman is, a mini Justice league > Grren Lantern, Hawkgirl, Mr Terrific, Metamorpho ..... Let's see what he does in Batman, I suppose he'll pick Arrow, Nightwing, Huntress, Constantine maybe ...
It's kind of concerning he doesn't seem to be able to do a straight up Lex or Braniac vs Superman film. Adding a bunch of characters to make it seem more complex doesn't really add any complexity.
it could either look great or terrible, that's what marvel does usually, you have Hawkeye in Thor 1, Black Widow in Iron Man 2, Black Widow and Nick Fury in The Winter Soldier etc...
This movie is mostly pre James gunn but your point is still moronic. He literally made his career making movies about obscure literal who characters nobody ever gave a shit about. He made the guardians a household name, he made a better suicide squad movie with even more obscure characters like fricking polkadot man. He made a show about a literal who side character and it all got critical acclaim. All his movies have been the same and he's clearly going to do more of the same. The DCU trademarks will be pop music, quippy dialog, CGI animal characters and poop jokes.
Ironically Gunn’s other project (Guardians of the Galaxy) was the same. I never really knew what the frick that was until the movie came out. It ended up being a success because of peak ironybro era and it had a great ensemble cast. This Blue Burrito shit is all no names…
The villain is the same villain from Apocalypto
They wanted their mexican black panther
Studio needed a vehicle for the first latinx hero of all time. I'm guessing that the plan was to cast the beaner kid from the relatively-popular cobra kai show and coast on that. moronic, as per usual
>first latinx hero
This movie isn't as bad as people say it is
It's not good
It's silly
You wrote "pleb filter" wrong.
Zorro exist
Zorro is white tho
most of the marvel heroes they made movies out if were unknowns, like GotG.
>Hulk
>Iron Man
>Captain Burger
>unknown
You wot? I'm a Yuropoor from a country that didn't have comics 20 years ago and still I heard of those characters before they got adapted.
>most of the marvel heroes they made movies out if were unknowns
Zoomer or brainwashed redditor?
I knew about all those characters growing up even if I didn't read the comics.
Why you might ask?
Because they had television shows and cartoons spanning decades before their movies were made. There was some background noise. Idk which YouTuber spouted this lie, but the Marvel characters were not unknown when their movies were being released.
I remember people being excited about Iron Man, Captain America, etc.
Hulk already had like two failed reboots a decade before.
In short, lurk more.
>Nobody gives a frick about THE FLASH
If you think it is normal that a movie about Miles Morales would make more than the Flash, you are out of your mind. DC have fricked up the management of their characters so much that a black side kick Spider-Man has made more than most of their properties.
The Flash is just not a cool super hero. He's too powerful, and he doesn't have a strong aesthetic, or any weaknesses, like Superman does. What is the deal with the flash? I have a vague familiarity with DC comics, and I don't know what his deal is. He's just sort of there. Occasionally he has state philosophical issues where he outraces death or experiences an attosecond like like it's an hour or whatever, but beyond that?
>What kind of moron greenlights this shit?
this was greenlight when snyder was in charge
it's part of snyderverse garbage.
Yes, but Gunn went all in announcing Booster Gold, that should team with Blue Beetle
>Booster Gold
Who's fricking idea was this??
Booster Gold is awesome, anon. He's a janitor from the future larping as a hero.
>that should team with Blue Beetle.
It seems that Gunn is not doing this anymore then.
No it wasn't. Snyder hasn't been in charge of anything there since early 2017 when his daughter died and JL was handed over to Whedon.
They invited him back to do the Snyder Cut, but that was a one-off fan service thing, more about keeping people employed during the height of covid lockdowns than anything else
even in America only the big three are well known >superman
>batman
>WW (big gap)
rest of the world? only the first two
Pre-MCU the only globally known were Spider-Man, Batman and Superman (roughly in that order). Then you had stuff like the Hulk or Wolverine and then another tier is when you get to Wonder Woman. Flash is even lower imo.
All these DC heroes are literal fricking whose unless you were a teen in the 90s really into cartoons.
talking about my country, italy
no one know who the flash is, or aquaman or martian man-hunter or hawk-girl
basically the entire justice league is unknown and i imagine the rest of Europe is the same
People usually know The Flash, Supergirl and Arrow because the tv shows and Aquaman because Momoa, nobody gives a frick about the others.
>the rest of Europe is the same
Nah. People grew up with the KINO JL cartoon here.
Blue Beetle is ANOTHER raceswapped hero that used to be white.
Miles Morales
Amodeus Cho
Jaime Reyes
It never ends. They need colored versions of every single white hero for some reason.
Miles Morales was always black. He's not Peter Parker. He's an original character who takes up the mantle of Spiderman after the Peter Parker in his dimension is killed. His initial comic story is heartful and well-written and involves exploring his own guilt and feelings of inadequacy at trying to live up to Parker's legend.
You are a poor, sad, shallow, basement racist troll who is never going to be happy because you can't stop seeing all of life as a personal attack. Take a shower, go outside, touch grass, talk to girls.
Miles Morales: genius student who makes quips when fighting people, and attends Midtown High School in New York City. Gets bit by a radioactive spider and decides to fight crime. Creates webshooters and web fluid. Uses an arachnid image on the suit and uses a web design and big eyes on the mask.
How is this ANY different than Peter Parker?
It’s just a palette swap.
It’s such a bland, uninteresting thing to do.
MIles Morales was done because the writter tried to push Donald Glover as Spider Man, we had Garfield instead.
Miles Morales was done because Bendis wasn't getting royalties from Spider-man and wanted to create an "original" character he could get royalties from forever. Same with that negress Ironman and a couple others. Miles Morales sucks because he was created by a greedy israelite for no reason other than to get more money.
You sound deeply upset by tertiary information I don't care about. I read Miles' origin story and it was pretty good.
You can stay screaming at clouds if you want.
>I read Miles' origin story and it was pretty good.
If you read Bendis's dialogue and think that it's 'pretty good' then you are already lost.
>no argument
I don't care about your non-opinions.
How is "The creator and writer of his original stories was motivated by greed and his writing fricking sucks on top of that" not an argument? Bendis is the main driving force behind the 'decompression' of comics and it fricking sucks. That's why we have pages of copy/pasted talking heads now and budgets are shrinking to accommodate that, making everything worse. The floppy market is in a death spiral, and Diamond is certainly to blame, but Marvel, under Bendis's direction (At the time, at least. I don't know what his current position is, I admit.) has cemented the death of the entire industry in the west.
>wall of rage
Not interested in your non-opinions, anon.
Look how angry and upset you are that I like a thing, and you can't convince me not to. That's the life you live. You're not a real person, you're a shadow of other people. How incredibly sad.
I'm not really sure why you keep responding when you don't want to have a discussion.
How pathetic are you that youre trying to grandstand on anonymous forum lmao
You must have a really miserable life if this is what feeds your ego
>defending Bendis
Troll or moronic. Either way, into the trash your opinion goes.
i was told to read the xmen run written by Bendis but i hated the half i read
was i trolled?
i unironically enjoyed the Whedon run
>was i trolled?
Yeah. Bendis is a curse and corrupts everything he touches
Wrong, Bendis legitimately has a fetish for black men, im not exaggerating, hes mentally ill
This.
It’s beyond forced.
The radioactive spiders were all scrapped by that point. There’s no way in hell one would manage to survive, crawl into The Prowler’s bag, survive the entire trip being jostled around while Prowler leaps rooftops to get to his apartment in the city, then bite Miles. It’s so fricking illogical.
I can barely tolerate the reasoning behind the same spider biting Peter managed to scurry away and bite Cindy Moon, but now I’m expected to believe the event with Miles could happen? Get the frick out of here.
It would have been a more interesting character if Miles took up The Prowler mantle by stealing his uncle’s suit or became a different tech-based hero to make up for his uncle’s crimes. At least that makes sense organically from a story perspective.
Miles Morales was literally marketed as Spider-Man but BLACK.
Not to mention they dug up ultimate Peter just to suck off Bendis' pet Black. And to top it off had 616 Peter get his ass kicked by him.
I like how you're still desperately trying to convince me to stop liking something, and your only argument is petty infantile basement troll racism.
Do you actually think I'll ever consider your opinions intelligent? You sound like a greasy slob who hasn't made eye contact with an adult in 15 ears.
Interesting how you won’t respond to substantive criticism.
Respond to this:
>noo you HAVE to change your beliefs and behavior because goddamnit i came up with the perfect manifesto >8[ (angry crying soijak jpg)
No, I don't have to do a thing. This isn't a formal debate, you aren't owed anything. You're a sad little basement racist troll and your entire life is being absolute beside yourself with impotent fury that people like a thing that you don't. Do you actually think I would ever want to be like you? A miserable incel waging war on movies because he failed his own life? Seriously anon, think about that for a moment. Why would a human being like me lower himself to the level of insects like you?
Lol still making personal attacks.
You can’t have a substantive discussion or refute a single comment about the origin of Miles Morales, the writing of his character, or anything I brought up. Very sad. Typical leftist screeching.
And you sound like a beta b***h soiboy getting your panties in a twist because not everyone is bending over backwards over le heckin Black personino spider.
>defending Bendis shit
lol lmao
Why would the opinion of anyone who fell for a gordon goodbrother clone with the most trite story be valued?
And his story now is decontructing (destroying) the identity of spiderman (including having powers, not being criminal) to save his pops
>Original
>Miles swapper
Miles is a blackwashed Peter, sorry anon
Nah I could have liked it. Superhero covered in alien armor sounds badass, they could have made it cool and I would have gone to see it, but I saw that once again they were going to fill it with gay modern-day progressive bullshit so I decided to step away. If they would entirely frick off with this shit their movies would make 3x as much
You didn't watch Young Justice? Kino cartoon and blue beetle was one of the main characters
>Young Justice
half the characters are gay the other half black
yeah but it wasn't as preachy, also I don't remember that many gay characters. None of the main cast were like that at least.
They're just scraping the barrel here.
Not even the sweatiest funk pop hoarding nerd imaginable knows who or what Blue Beetle is. Who the frick do they think are the target for these more and more obscure superhero movies?
He got good rep in Injustice 2 and Young Justice
But yeah he's second string at absolute best, in fact the reason he's prominent in those two things I mentioned is because he's a later-gen kid following on from the real guys people care about
Idk what all that shit is. Some YA thing on the WB channel or Nickelodeon? Victoria justice or something like that.
Nah people know who blue beetle is. They just know the white one.
The white one is the less popular one.
Absolutely delusional
>They just know the white one.
No one knows the white one.
If you're under 30 and watched DC cartoons you've seem Blue Beetle tons of times
i remember season one of justice league young being actually nice
i remember every season after that being the most pozzed shit in existence
i remember it being canceled soon after
It came back after being cancelled and it became even more pozzed. It features a theythem muslim (actually female).
Funny how you just know the movie is going to be miles worse than the blue beetle arc on titans or young titans or whatever the frick the show was called.
The original Blue Beetle is from the 30s. The second Blue Beetle got murdered and caused Wonder Woman to kill Max Lord (the guy played by Pedro Pascal in the Wonder Woman movie).
Blue Beetle is a C-Lister, but he's one of those well known and loved C-Listers, like Deadpool.
>loved C-Listers, like Deadpool.
Deadpool is definitely not a c-lister now.
THAT'S RACIST!
Is that like Beetleborgs? I always liked them more than Power Rangers.
The Tick would be worth seeing in theaters, but frick this Blue Beetle guy.
Based.
The Tick would just come off like a Gunn film now.
>amazon cancelled kinorelated
I'll never forgive them.
>i don't hear the call
I thought this was going to be a Tick movie but then saw the trailer and my interest plummeted
>no Ted Kord
That's all they had to do. It could've been like Ant-Man where the legacy hero takes on a protégé and builds him up to be his successor, but nope we gotta shoehorn Jaime's boring family instead.
>where the legacy hero takes on a protégé and builds him up to be his successor
I've had enough of this shit after Spider-Jew. I don't want legacy Black folk. Period.
This is totally loco man, I was gonna take my abuela to see it
Just put it on HBOMax
All comic book B characters are bad but DC B characters are the worst. And Blue Beetle is a C character akin to Ant Man.
>C character akin to Ant Man
Ant man has always been one of the original Avengers in comics and was probably on par with Iron Man and Thor for pop culture prominence before the movies
Before the MCU, I always used to say that DC had only a few A-listers and tons of C-listers while Marvel was nothing but B-listers across the board.
James Gunn made the literal who Guardians into household names.
...by just making the characters into whatever he wanted them to be. Those characters bear little to no resemblance to their comic counterparts. They're well made movies but he could have stuck practically any characters in those slots. Why him tossing all these obscure characters in Superman means it's probably going to suck.
>Make a film no one wants
>Reboot your franchise and let the guy say that these films don't matter
>Wonder why you're losing money
>random tweet said it so I believe it
Why are people like this?
Why does every Hispanic film need to have a family focus? It's like they think family is exclusive to spics, don't they see the pandering?
yidsney has done le big wacky mexican family half a dozen times
What's important is they don't have a family focus on whites, or the family is turbo dysfunctional. Like every happy family on the commercials being black
There was a huge push like 8 years ago with Mexican Blue Beetle, feels like they really missed the timing with this.
Good. I fricking hate beaners
>miguel from spiderverse
>only 1/4 mexican all the latinos love him
>blue beetle is mexican
>the latino dollar fails to deliver
TRAITORS
lmao blue fricking beetle? the hell is it, a 2 hour Injustice cutscene?
i wonder how many more projects need to bomb before warner bros finally throws in the towel
They're backed by Blackrock, they'll never stop
Hilariously they probably think it's their chance now that Yidsney is downshifting, not realizing Yidsney has to downshift because the genre is finally burning out. They missed their chance entirely, were never able to capitalize on the genre's popularity while it was still going.
It doesn't matter, they don't exist to actually make money like other companies. It's just a front for money laundering and the sex trade.
Probably Superman or The Batman 2 going to the shitter. These morons couldn't get people to see The Flash (either their third fourth most popular hero) and they want to give movies to Mexican Megaman, Supergirl and Swamp Thing
*third or fourth
swamp thing was popular at one point
Swamp thing had two movies and two tv shows (plus a cartoon)
If James wan directed it I bet Swampy would have been a hit film
ay caramba!!!
>the israeli smeagol
Who thought this was a good idea?
Maybe more extremely negative marketing will help?
>let's make a movie for [superhero i've literally never heard of]
>oh no how we lose money
it's a shame James Gunn is at the helm of this. Most of this shit was in the works before he took the reins but he's gonna get all the flack.
he’s a dirty israelite pedophile
okay dude.
>We have to wait AFTER Aquaman 2 to get kino
Hopefully WB/DC will still be alive by then lmao.
Someday soon people will realize that cinematic universes were a mistake
Take what is essentially blue spider-man, and shit all over it. Bravo pedowood. Also Batman is LE FASCIST
Friendly reminder real Mexicans hate blue beetle for being a character created by white people to shill Latinx on them. Mexicans are the biggest group paying to see the sounds of freedom by the ways.
Mexicans are moronic and not worth pandering to. Your kind is disgusting, smelly and ugly.
In 2021 they intended for Blue Beetle to be released directly onto HBO Max, and then later changed their minds and decided it should be theatrical too.
It doesn't seem quite as bad given that context
Best Mexican superhero with "Blue" in his name.
is this Indian or Mexican Iron Man?
Si senor.
>let's make a moronic beaner alien movie instead of letting Ben Affleck make Batman vs Deathstroke movie of Man of Steel 2
Frick Hollywood israelites. Hope this "industry" dies.
>no sexy (female) sexoooo appeal
>ugly annoying dorky mexican
>no humor
why would i pay for 1 or 2 tickets to go see this?
Should have gave Cavill RDJ money and kept Snyder. Whatever though, not my problem
literally television power ranger tier
believe me a black spider-man is far from the worst that can happen
how many years of shit from shit writers did Peter Parker take?
>Gwen's 18yo pussy taken by Norman
>MJ fricked and impregnated by another man (she will never mentally heal from it)
>Felicia hates him
20 years of fans hating the comic
Don't forget the moronation of the one more day arc. Because apparently it's illegal for any comic's story to actually advance in any way. (Except to shoe-horn in a new Black person character.)
>>Gwen's 18yo pussy taken by Norman
>>MJ fricked and impregnated by another man
WHAT THE FRICK?
That art is below ai generated-tier.
Look at the eyes ffs.
Wtf is that art? Look at lil MJ. Creepy as frick. And they wonder why comics are dying.
They retconned the first one. But yeah, Spider-Man writers are annoying as hell.
>Wtf is that art?
That's John Romita Jr, and funnily enough he's one of the most celebrated artists in capeshit comics today. I'll never understand why. His output is fast and efficient, which gives him an edge over most other capeshit artists, and he's been in the business for about 30 years. His dad was also a recognized comic artist. But his art style is fricking shit and it's an eyesore to look at.
Don't judge a comic book artist by his monthly deadlines
Junior used to be good. Used to.
How is the person on the far right in front and behind Spider-Man at the same time? Man, Americans can't fricking draw. Learn how perspectives work. I've read some scanned American comics that I downloaded for free and there are countless comics where the same person looks completely different in each panel on the same page.
No one's talking to you esl
Trump lost, get over it.
No he didn't.
>Blue beetle
No booster gold, no buy. These two come as a set whether it's Jaime or Ted in the blue.
Not my problem
tbh they probably needed to do a booster gold movie first to see how that would work out then release blue beetle. then we could have blue and gold
Anyone think that the fact they're actually making a movie for a c-list character like this indicates the script must be stellar?
>bendis
i had no idea he was hated among marvel fans too
That's where his shitty reputation started. Then he went and ruined Superman, but that's another story entirely.
It's a shame the movie looks like direct to streaming junk, I remember liking the Blue Beetle from that one Batman cartoon where he teamed up with randos constantly
>I remember liking the Blue Beetle from that one Batman cartoon where he teamed up with randos constantly
Fun fact, Batman Brave and the Bold was the only instance where Blue Beetle was voiced by a white guy, and the writers never felt compelled to inject Spanglish into his dialogue.
That's the problem with this latino inclusion crap, when it comes to sci-fi aspects, the only way to differentiate them from white or racially ambiguos characters is to go full with the stereotypes
If you don't, you get accused of white washing
>Okay, we need the Latinx audience, who's our Latinx hero with the biggest pull?
>Some c-lister who's a member of the teen titans
Gunn's DCU is DOA and I find this hilarious.
Is this part of Gunn's DCU? I thought his first movie was that Superman one he's working on now.
He's overseeing everything already. As far as I'm concerned The Flash was raped to death by Gunn, too.
He ruined the ending with the cringe Clooney and tooth gag
These are the other endings
>The Flash, as it was originally conceived and shot, ended on the courthouse steps with Supergirl, played by Sasha Calle, and Batman, played by Michael Keaton, who was already featured throughout the movie as a returned Batman. It was meant to highlight that Barry did not reset the timeline as he thought he did. It was an ending that was screen-tested several times, one that reversed the deaths of Supergirl and Batman earlier in the film.
>De Luca and Abdy ending: This version was still on the courthouse steps, but now Calle’s Supergirl was joined by Superman, played by Henry Cavill, and Wonder Woman, played by Gal Gadot. Keaton also remained. De Luca and Abdy believed they were being strategic with the ending. Cavill was going to cameo for DC movie Black Adam and was being teed up to return to the role in a brand-new Superman movie. Supergirl was retained because even though the executives were killing the development of a stand-alone Supergirl movie, they were open to her returning in some form
>As a latino I'm super stoked to see one on the big screen
Literally a WB employee
It's a pretty good way to get the star to respond to your message. I feel like that's one thing people take for granted these days. We can just fricking talk to these people whenever we want.
For me its booster gold
>travels back in time with advanced technology in order to be a hero
>gets caught out by time police and is forced to protect the time stream and shit
>in an ironic twist he is fated to never be recognised for his real heroism
What the frick is a Blue Beetle?
Did someone ask ChatGPT to come up with a fake superhero, and then generated a picture using midjourney, just to clown on the abysmal marketing for modern movies?
He's the first moron who got pasted by Doomsday I think? No idea if he was anything beyond a side note.
I love the Kamen Rider aesthetic, but the trailers just look cringe as frick.
This, they should have leaned super hard into the Kamen Rider audience. So weird that this movie seems undermarketed but I get why since it looks very generic.
If the movie was about a masculine Chad Hispanic superhero saving kids from cartel/deep state child trafficking rings, with some sexy Latina love interest, the movie would make 2 billion dollars.
If they put it out wow when SAG is on strike, they can blame the cast for not doing promotions.
This does not look cool. I will not watch something that is not cool. I will go rewatch DB Super for the third time instead.
So what's Blue Beetle about?
Looks like copycat Iron Man.
he's like a mix of iron man and green lantern but with a dash of venom
>mexican diversity hire version of completely unknown capeshit character
>no actual appeal to "muh latinx"
>no cinematic universe
>following a string of flops
Blue Beetle is literally only known because Alan Moore wanted him to be in Watchmen before it was decided to be all original characters instead.
>only hero I give a shit about
>probably gonna be in theaters alone
>poster ITT either don't know who Blue Beetle is or thinks he's AI generated
>tfw
DC should take a chance on Sideways.
I've never heard of this cap shitter. I don't even have the will to pirate and host this shit when it comes out.
>Mexican Iron Man
George Lopez is in it you just know it'll be shit