that episode was the only time he was smart, in the very early eps, they retconned that later. Later eps show that Mabel is smarter than him and that he doesn't even know what long words mean, he's just geekier than her
wendy are candy are also canonically way smarter than dipper
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Kid is smarter than a eldritch being and a ghost of Sherlock >Dumber than stupid tomboy and Asian perverts
Go have a nice day, even ford said he would be smarter than him when he grows up
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>even ford said he would be smarter than him when he grows up
He could say the same about any child in any activity.
Even I could be smarter than him in the future.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Mabel is smarter than him
Not even close, Mabel needed him because she was too stupid and careless to take care of herself without his help
>even ford said he would be smarter than him when he grows up
No he didn’t, this is shit you literally made up lmao. When Ford was dipper’s age he was making fantastic scifi inventions. Dipper’s too dumb to even know how a car or a ski lift works, while Wendy and Candy do.
Dipper literally says, out loud, in ‘Society of the Blind Eye’, that he isn’t smart at all and uses big words he doesn’t understand so he can SOUND like he’s smart, because he’s secretly insecure over the fact that he has no talent like Mabel does.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>No he didn’t, this is shit you literally made up lmao. >see this >Both Ford and Dipper have been shown to be exceedingly good with both science and math with unrivaled spactial deduction, Ford called him his successor, dipper being a little boy puts himself down and says hes never going to be that brilliant, and standford tells him otherwise he will. This is canon. >Creator said Dipper WILL return to Gravity Falls as a paranormal investigator when the show ended
Here's your you
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Both Ford and Dipper have been shown to be exceedingly good with both science and math
Only Ford has, he’s a genius scientist. Dipper’s a schlubby betamale who doesn’t know how cars work and admits he only pretends he’s smart >puts himself down and says hes never going to be that brilliant, and standford tells him otherwise he will
Never happens, don’t know what fanfic you pulled this from lmao but Ford NEVER calls dipper smart, and 100% never as smart as him >Creator said Dipper WILL return to Gravity Falls as a paranormal investigator when the show ended
Shit you made up to cope, once again
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Stand says hes the smartest kid in his life and wants him to be his apprentice >Alex says dipper will keep going to gf to build his skills as a investigator with his friends on Twitter >your headcanon
Nope all true, accept it.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Stand says hes the smartest kid in his life
Post a single screencap of him calling dipper smart (which you can’t, because he doesn’t) >Alex says dipper will keep going to gf to build his skills as a investigator with his friends on Twitter
Alex never said this either, and once again you can’t produce a single screencap because you MADE IT UP.
>I wouldnt be surprised if he solved the math of magic itself.
I would be surprised too, that equation is just random data and without meaning, basically they are scribbles that resemble mathematics.
Makes sense in hindsight, since later dipper admits he’s not smart and just makes up shit to sound to people like he is. He just got a lucky throw
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Dipper likes putting himself down when other people say he's full of shit and alot more capable/smarter than he thinks he is, dipper at the end is a credible person for everyone to go for solutions thanks to his much he grown intelligence wise
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Not a single person anywhere in the series has ever said dipper is smart. not even once. Candy and Wendy have both shown they’re smarter than him.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
No they ain’t though, or else you’d be able to post them yourself here. 90% of it is just extrapolated headcanon. You have only crybaby whining about your sad reality.
I wouldnt be surprised if he solved the math of magic itself.
[...] >He outsmarted wax Sherlock and made the plans and shots in weirdmagedon. He's basically the doctor lite as a kid
Done
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
See
>I wouldnt be surprised if he solved the math of magic itself.
I would be surprised too, that equation is just random data and without meaning, basically they are scribbles that resemble mathematics.
Makes sense in hindsight, since later dipper admits he’s not smart and just makes up shit to sound to people like he is. He just got a lucky throw
This and
that episode was the only time he was smart, in the very early eps, they retconned that later. Later eps show that Mabel is smarter than him and that he doesn't even know what long words mean, he's just geekier than her
ford is a very lonely old man, with no other biological heritage except mabel(who probably reminds him too much of stan for him to truly bond with her)
Facts: Dipper isn’t smart, but only pretends to be because he has no talent like Mabel (Society of the Blind Eye)
Dipper is weak and cowardly (Fight Fighters)
Dipper is short and scrawny and made of mush and has noodle arms (Fight Fighters)
Dipper is weak-willed and a pushover and a cuck who apologises to women for daring to act like a male (Into the Bunker; Roadside Attraction)
Dipper will grow up to look like Alex Hirsch (Alex Hirsch)
>a fanwiki >vsbw
I accept your concession. He’s neither a prodigy nor has any potential, he doesn’t even know how a car works like Wendy does, the only time he’s ever helped Ford was out of pure luck because FORD built him a magic gun to destroy their ship, because Ford is so much smarter than him
No moron, lol, vsbw is a laughing stock and fanwikis are cancer for brainlets.
Pic related? Go back to twitter if you don’t know how to use the chans, dipcel cuck
No they ain’t though, or else you’d be able to post them yourself here. 90% of it is just extrapolated headcanon. You have only crybaby whining about your sad reality.
If you watch the show, you know that Mabel falls short to Dipper because he takes the risks to save her sorry ass from trouble most of the time meaning she's not smart as dipper in knowing how to handle situations without someone
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Standford called him a smarter than he was at 13. All your opinions are invalidated
>Standford called him a smarter than he was at 13
Once again, no he did not. You are making shit up. Please post a single screenshot from anywhere in the series he says this (you can’t, because he didn’t)
Plus Mabel brags about her genius super brother in the book toom
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>reddit
Go. Back. Redditor. cuck.
You still haven’t posted a screenshot either, and she doesn’t call dipper a genius in the book either.
Redditor cuck making shit up once again, without a single screenshot of any of this bullshit as evidence.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
You do it. I got a life.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
/thread and proof dipper is a gigachad
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
“Wiser”, moron. Holy shit are you esl? Can you not read?
That whole page he says dipper is wise for choosing to do whatever Mabel says and kissing Mabel’s ass and going back to california with mabel, because he himself is upset that he broke up with stan.
Wiser is a different word to smarter. At his age, Ford was a genius creating inventions. At his age, Dipper doesn’t even know what big words mean or how a car works or how a ski lift works. Alex Hirsch himself even said that Manel is just as smart as dipper.
no. he could only do the really simple stuff that ford already put in the book for him.
Yet Ford saw he was good enough to become an apprentice.
Ford is not a magician, and any fool can do magic if he has the instructions.
https://www.reddit.com/r/gravityfalls/comments/nbj7yv/the_fact_that_dipper_can_solve_this_at_the_age_of/
I wouldnt be surprised if he solved the math of magic itself.
>He outsmarted wax Sherlock and made the plans and shots in weirdmagedon. He's basically the doctor lite as a kid
that episode was the only time he was smart, in the very early eps, they retconned that later. Later eps show that Mabel is smarter than him and that he doesn't even know what long words mean, he's just geekier than her
wendy are candy are also canonically way smarter than dipper
>Kid is smarter than a eldritch being and a ghost of Sherlock
>Dumber than stupid tomboy and Asian perverts
Go have a nice day, even ford said he would be smarter than him when he grows up
>even ford said he would be smarter than him when he grows up
He could say the same about any child in any activity.
Even I could be smarter than him in the future.
>even ford said he would be smarter than him when he grows up
No he didn’t, this is shit you literally made up lmao. When Ford was dipper’s age he was making fantastic scifi inventions. Dipper’s too dumb to even know how a car or a ski lift works, while Wendy and Candy do.
Dipper literally says, out loud, in ‘Society of the Blind Eye’, that he isn’t smart at all and uses big words he doesn’t understand so he can SOUND like he’s smart, because he’s secretly insecure over the fact that he has no talent like Mabel does.
>No he didn’t, this is shit you literally made up lmao.
>see this
>Both Ford and Dipper have been shown to be exceedingly good with both science and math with unrivaled spactial deduction, Ford called him his successor, dipper being a little boy puts himself down and says hes never going to be that brilliant, and standford tells him otherwise he will. This is canon.
>Creator said Dipper WILL return to Gravity Falls as a paranormal investigator when the show ended
Here's your you
>Both Ford and Dipper have been shown to be exceedingly good with both science and math
Only Ford has, he’s a genius scientist. Dipper’s a schlubby betamale who doesn’t know how cars work and admits he only pretends he’s smart
>puts himself down and says hes never going to be that brilliant, and standford tells him otherwise he will
Never happens, don’t know what fanfic you pulled this from lmao but Ford NEVER calls dipper smart, and 100% never as smart as him
>Creator said Dipper WILL return to Gravity Falls as a paranormal investigator when the show ended
Shit you made up to cope, once again
>Stand says hes the smartest kid in his life and wants him to be his apprentice
>Alex says dipper will keep going to gf to build his skills as a investigator with his friends on Twitter
>your headcanon
Nope all true, accept it.
>Stand says hes the smartest kid in his life
Post a single screencap of him calling dipper smart (which you can’t, because he doesn’t)
>Alex says dipper will keep going to gf to build his skills as a investigator with his friends on Twitter
Alex never said this either, and once again you can’t produce a single screencap because you MADE IT UP.
>Mabel is smarter than him
Not even close, Mabel needed him because she was too stupid and careless to take care of herself without his help
Alex Hirsch himself said that Mabel’s not dumber than dipper, she’s just silly and likes to have fun.
>I wouldnt be surprised if he solved the math of magic itself.
I would be surprised too, that equation is just random data and without meaning, basically they are scribbles that resemble mathematics.
Makes sense in hindsight, since later dipper admits he’s not smart and just makes up shit to sound to people like he is. He just got a lucky throw
Dipper likes putting himself down when other people say he's full of shit and alot more capable/smarter than he thinks he is, dipper at the end is a credible person for everyone to go for solutions thanks to his much he grown intelligence wise
Not a single person anywhere in the series has ever said dipper is smart. not even once. Candy and Wendy have both shown they’re smarter than him.
See this
Done
See
This and
This
ford is a very lonely old man, with no other biological heritage except mabel(who probably reminds him too much of stan for him to truly bond with her)
He's not creative enough.
The only thing he has a potential of being is a demon's b***h
but mabel wanted to not do that so dipper had to not do that otherwise dipper bad
Could have taught himself magic or cosmology then.
would mabel have allowed that? that seems like something that mabel doesn't want to do
Facts: Dipper isn’t smart, but only pretends to be because he has no talent like Mabel (Society of the Blind Eye)
Dipper is weak and cowardly (Fight Fighters)
Dipper is short and scrawny and made of mush and has noodle arms (Fight Fighters)
Dipper is weak-willed and a pushover and a cuck who apologises to women for daring to act like a male (Into the Bunker; Roadside Attraction)
Dipper will grow up to look like Alex Hirsch (Alex Hirsch)
he’s also canonically israeli
https://gravityfalls.fandom.com/wiki/Dipper_Pines#Abilities
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Dipper_Pines
Dipper is a gifted prodigy confirmed who standford confirms has the potential to surpass him as a mystery solver
Jews are the most successful race in existence
>a fanwiki
>vsbw
I accept your concession. He’s neither a prodigy nor has any potential, he doesn’t even know how a car works like Wendy does, the only time he’s ever helped Ford was out of pure luck because FORD built him a magic gun to destroy their ship, because Ford is so much smarter than him
>Wikia and vs have sources
>not reliable
You lost
>Wendy would an hero without dipper and forgot about robbie even till the end of the series, forgot he hypnotized her to keep dating her
Pic related
No moron, lol, vsbw is a laughing stock and fanwikis are cancer for brainlets.
Pic related? Go back to twitter if you don’t know how to use the chans, dipcel cuck
Sources are there. You have nothing.
No they ain’t though, or else you’d be able to post them yourself here. 90% of it is just extrapolated headcanon. You have only crybaby whining about your sad reality.
he could’ve cried and gotten beaten up by robbie and then watch Robbie frick pacifica JUST LIKE WITH WENDY, if the series continued (:
“I use big words, and I don't actually know what they mean. I mean, I'm supposed to be the smart guy. But I'm not a smart guy, who am I?”
Insecurity teen angst. Mabel later calls this out.
>Mabel later calls this out.
When??? Please stop making shit up anon, it’s embarassing
If you watch the show, you know that Mabel falls short to Dipper because he takes the risks to save her sorry ass from trouble most of the time meaning she's not smart as dipper in knowing how to handle situations without someone
Standford called him a smarter than he was at 13. All your opinions are invalidated
>Standford called him a smarter than he was at 13
Once again, no he did not. You are making shit up. Please post a single screenshot from anywhere in the series he says this (you can’t, because he didn’t)
https://www.reddit.com/r/gravityfalls/comments/p6u0jj/discussion_about_ford_and_dipper/
Plus Mabel brags about her genius super brother in the book toom
>reddit
Go. Back. Redditor. cuck.
You still haven’t posted a screenshot either, and she doesn’t call dipper a genius in the book either.
Redditor cuck making shit up once again, without a single screenshot of any of this bullshit as evidence.
You do it. I got a life.
/thread and proof dipper is a gigachad
“Wiser”, moron. Holy shit are you esl? Can you not read?
That whole page he says dipper is wise for choosing to do whatever Mabel says and kissing Mabel’s ass and going back to california with mabel, because he himself is upset that he broke up with stan.
Wiser is a different word to smarter. At his age, Ford was a genius creating inventions. At his age, Dipper doesn’t even know what big words mean or how a car works or how a ski lift works. Alex Hirsch himself even said that Manel is just as smart as dipper.
>Tdlr
>posts evidence plus wikia with sources
You lose
you don’t fail to know your birth language out of “insecurity”, you fail to know it because you’re dumb.
You hate dipper out of spite/trolling so anything you say is wrong.
why didn't he just clone Wendy in this ep? it's literally right there. is he stupid?
Why would he? He's just a little boy.
The clone wendy would reject him for Robbie too
Nah, robbies dead
>dipcels are redditors