>directed by Ridley Scott
>Starring Joaquin Phoenix
It’s gonna be kino isn’t it
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>directed by Ridley Scott. >Starring Joaquin Phoenix
>directed by Ridley Scott
>Starring Joaquin Phoenix
It’s gonna be kino isn’t it
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it's going to be shit
It'll be alright but it'll insist upon itself.
>it's about his wife
Into the trash it goes.
Would actually be kino if it was directed by a weird sex pervert like Paul Verhoeven or Ulrich Seidl and not an autistic bong like Ridley Scott.
It's mind blowing how much of a total cuck napoleon was with his prostitute wife. It actually really humanizes him when you read how much of an incel loser he was for how influential and smart he was.
Of course he got the last laugh getting to bust into a princess of one of the most powerful families of all time.
He assumed she wasn’t a prostitute. A mistake, to be sure, but an understandable one at the time. He ended it when he found out. He was cuckolded, but not a cuck.
He had way more lovers.
Smart?
he slept around with other women.
will it be better?
> Joaquin Phoenix playing a man in his 20s
Napoleon was 45 when he invaded Russia
Yeah and Napoleon was 29 when he was in Egypt which is where OP's pic takes places. Pretty moronic for Ridley Scott to have an old man playing a guy in his 20s. If the film is about his rise then it would've made more sense to have a younger actor.
Nah because they are making this as propaganda MKultra shit to convince both the left and the right that trump is napoleon. Seriously look at the BLM vs French Revolution comparisons and how napoleon shut that shit down.
They want him old so he can relate more to the politicians in charge
That's moronic
What? That’s dumb as shit, Napoleon is seen in a fairly positive light by most people in the US.
If he's seen as anything less than the greatest man to have ever lived then he's painted in a bad light by comparison, and this tends to be the case for anglosphere persons
He’s too old and too tall.
Ridley never made a bad movie
>old man ridley scott
The movie is gonna ha absolutely moronic characters isn't it.
>60 year old washed up actor playing 20 year old napolitan ice cream directed by a guy that hasnt made a single good movie in 20+ years for apple streaming service
ya, im sure itll be great and with how israelites love their first major color revolution being walked back for emperor napoltan linguinie, im sure theyll have a fair and accurate portrayal of him and the history of this era.
>hideous washed out colors in a period famous for being extremely vibrant and colorful
>weird focus on Josephine
>only two and a half hours to cover the life of a man who's life was so eventful theres been more books written about him than days since his death
No. Don't forget how the last duel was equally ugly and completely butchered everything that people actually found interesting about the real story as well
it's going to be boring as frick
Why is he in the desert
He suffered one of hid many crushing defeats to the british in egypt
he wasn't in that battle
walking Phoenix is a pretentious gay
This old hack Ridley Scott will find a way to frick it up
What award-winning kinos have you directed, anon?
Sneed 3: the feed is on
Meh, the series really dipped after Sneed 2: What About Chuck
The franchise was brought back with sneed 4 more than a store.
This is a moronic line of thinking
>Go in for surgery to fix ingrown toenails
>Surgeon Amputates your feet
>You're not allowed to criticise because you're not a surgeon yourself
>lmao who's scared of some guy with a wooden le-ACK
Didley Squat colour hatchet job
Do people genuinely like this? I see this washed out color grading constantly, I don't see how it can be anything but intentional. Is that just what moviegoers want now? Do people hate color now?
they think they are being artsy by using color to set a mood
it ends up just looking moronic, because instead of washing color out, they could use real colors to make a scene stand out
case in point:
>they think they are being artsy by using color to set a mood
Thats a funny way to say "lazy". Tons of movies can be extremely colorful while also being brutal and miserable in tone. Just look at Ran like he posted, or basically any vietnam movie.
"its dark in this scene because its sad/scary" is basically just admitting you have no faith in your actual writing/directing abilities
>Tons of movies can be extremely colorful while also being brutal and miserable in tone
Mad Max Fury Road is an excellent example of this. Going against the trope that grim post-apoc settings need to be desaturated.
Ridley Scott is a hack. Go back and watch Gladiator and you'll wonder why it won so many awards- it's borderline unwatchable these days.
>link
god damn this movie was so much more kino than it had any right to be
Great scene.
It is intentional. To NPCs, it signifies the movie will be "gritty" and """epic""" and aligns it with other entries in the 'muted color serious war man movie' category, or at least that's how marketing execs think.
>Do people hate color now?
yes
Yep. When I think of being in the middle of a field in broad daylight, I like to imagine I'm wearing tinted shades during a depressive episode
what the frick
nasty
Sad how a candlelit scene taking place inside at night has a more vibrant color palette than that wide open field in broad daylight.
5 seconds in MS Paint
i can't take anyone seriously that wears a hat like that
>Ridley
>making kino
>movie covering the life of the man which is barely covered in a 12 hour series on youtube
>focuses on his wife who was an adulterer from the time of his first campaign in italy until he divorced her
>doesnt cover any of the wildly more interesting characters of the time
you want napoleon, watch the epic history tv shit on youtube, read books on the man or watch Waterloo (you can find the directors cut on youtube aswell). this movie will blow hard
im right. get your goldbricking, advertising ass out of my thread
You got BTFO'd
Damn it Cinemaphile I was actually excited about this one but you’ve convinced me it’s gonna suck.
Why is it the colour of my piss
the audience wouldn't understand he's in a desert without a yellow filter
Isn't the bottom one best?
no it's worst because no one can tell they're in the desert without a yellow filter. it confuses the audience.
I understand the joke, it's so played out at this point that it's trite. I'm literally just wondering because the topright is "kino", but the bottom seems preferable to me. I'm just not sure if I'm missing something here.
just watch what you perfer
Yes but I want to be told what I prefer.
bump
For me it was Lafayette
>expecting anything made by Ridley Scott after Gladiator to be good.
>4h+ runtime
Yep, kino is back
>incel Joaquin Phoenix
>to play Chadpoleon Alphaparte
Miscast by angloids to spit on his grave
Ridley Scott doesn't have it anymore. It's going to be bad.
This, but I think it will just be ok. Phoenix as Napoleon will carry the movie.
probably not.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! A FEMOIDZ ACCOUNT OF A RAPE SHOULD NEVER BE TRUE!!!!
The real question is, will there be action scenes, and will they be shot in his patented can't-see-a-thing-because-spastic-camera-movements-o-vision?
I hope that halfway thru the Battle of Waterloo a starship looms overhead and David wipes out the forces arrayed against Napolean with xeno bombs.
It's undoing will be it's incredibly mid writer and the fact Apple is producing it. Scott's obviously a good director, but I'm not seeing a particularly impressive people in production with him.
>Apple Pictures
I refuse.
Ridley Scott hasn't made a good movie in 20 years so no probably not
THE FRICKING FILTERS
I always have this instinct to defend them because I'm a contrarian and I do believe it can be done tastefully, a sad, grime, depressing movie probably shouldn't be bright and colorful, but they go SO FRICKING OVERBOARD with it.
like what the frick is this?
it's blue so the viewers know it's cold burrrrr~
20 years ago, this would have excited me. Ridley hasn't made a good movie since gladiator.
Will they be accurate in regards to his wife's terrible dental hygiene?
Sorry, we already have Napoleon kino.
I read one of his letters to josaphine where he's crying about how much she's cheating on him and begging her to be nice to him and my estimation of Napolean as a man plummeted
Gigacuck. Sounds like the David Mitchell of his time.
Diddley Scott hasn't done anything good since bladerunner.
the old joaquino phino
ridley scott is 6 decades past his prime
midge
Ridley Scott? No, if somehow Tony Scott could be raised from the dead then maybe