I was really, REALLY hoping that this was just him fantasizing and when the fight actually happens he just gets kicked in the dick.
Honestly, Holmes is a shit character. Always has been.
For me, it's Commander Sam Vimes.
Every homosexuals revenge story come to life on the bully who got the girl he secretly had a crush on and became obsessed with but never bothered to mention it to her.
*blocks your post with a left elbow*
next you'll call me an incel
*counters with an uppercut*
now he'll go for touch grass
*headbutts you*
genitals are diseased and weak from intercourse, distract and target
*throws handkerchief at you then kicks your balls*
I ambushed my bully in the toilet from behind and smashed his head against the porcelain tiles. He had a concussion and a broken nose. Only gays think there is honor in a fight where the other uses his weight to push you around.
based. when mine had pushed in front of me to get on the bus ont he wrong day i yanked him from the backpack and he fell on the ground where i stomped his face and broke his nose.
once in class when i was made to hand out papers to everyone, he knocked them out of my hand, when i was down there picking them up i jabbed a pencil into his groin. i also unironically threw a knife at him full force in home ec and if he didn't dodge he might be dead.
>be big lad >get bullied, don't want to squash bugs >they pester me often enough to actually bruise me >teachers do literally nothing >finally had enough of it >slam one kid's head into the chalkboard, really not that hard but the chalkboard is cheap and thin >didn't really hurt him but it left a dent as if I'd smashed him >"Don't mess with Anon, that dent on Mrs. Crangleworth's board is from when he slammed Dingus into the blackboard!"
I unironically blame movies and cartoons for "teaching" me that violence isn't the answer, that I should have been using my "brains", and that I should have kept on being "courageous".
No, I should have asserted dominance over those little shits a long time ago. And if you're small and weak, use whatever tricks, cheats, weapons, and whatever advantage you can give yourself before hand whether it's training or getting friends to help or whatever.
Never fight fair, ever.
>Sherlick Holmers: Ukraine
>Some Boxer dude: pussia
Nuff said
>everyone has a plan until they get hit in the f-
Kung Pow did it better.
I was really, REALLY hoping that this was just him fantasizing and when the fight actually happens he just gets kicked in the dick.
Honestly, Holmes is a shit character. Always has been.
For me, it's Commander Sam Vimes.
Discgaygit
Every homosexuals revenge story come to life on the bully who got the girl he secretly had a crush on and became obsessed with but never bothered to mention it to her.
homosexuals don't have crushes on girls, they're homosexual.
McSpurdo
that wasn't a cross
A spinning back kick
B take the fist to the face
How many nerds tried this shit with their high school bully and got btfo?
Come on, I know at least one of you did it
*blocks your post with a left elbow*
next you'll call me an incel
*counters with an uppercut*
now he'll go for touch grass
*headbutts you*
genitals are diseased and weak from intercourse, distract and target
*throws handkerchief at you then kicks your balls*
discombobulate.
>How many nerds tried this shit with their high school bully and got btfo?
Kick in the balls and you'd skip the fight/bullying cutscene.
I ambushed my bully in the toilet from behind and smashed his head against the porcelain tiles. He had a concussion and a broken nose. Only gays think there is honor in a fight where the other uses his weight to push you around.
based. when mine had pushed in front of me to get on the bus ont he wrong day i yanked him from the backpack and he fell on the ground where i stomped his face and broke his nose.
once in class when i was made to hand out papers to everyone, he knocked them out of my hand, when i was down there picking them up i jabbed a pencil into his groin. i also unironically threw a knife at him full force in home ec and if he didn't dodge he might be dead.
At a certain point I wonder who the bully is, I mean there are two sides to every story.
I mean the fricker wasn't doing my homework and he never even gave me his lunch money. Would you be able to stand quietly against such abuse?
>ambushed in the toilet
by "bully" do you mean gay lover?
>be big lad
>get bullied, don't want to squash bugs
>they pester me often enough to actually bruise me
>teachers do literally nothing
>finally had enough of it
>slam one kid's head into the chalkboard, really not that hard but the chalkboard is cheap and thin
>didn't really hurt him but it left a dent as if I'd smashed him
>"Don't mess with Anon, that dent on Mrs. Crangleworth's board is from when he slammed Dingus into the blackboard!"
I unironically blame movies and cartoons for "teaching" me that violence isn't the answer, that I should have been using my "brains", and that I should have kept on being "courageous".
No, I should have asserted dominance over those little shits a long time ago. And if you're small and weak, use whatever tricks, cheats, weapons, and whatever advantage you can give yourself before hand whether it's training or getting friends to help or whatever.
Never fight fair, ever.
Does book sherlock ever get into fights
i only read a few but i don't recall it, no. he mostly just disguised himself as random people often to avoid fighting/trouble
Yes. He's a fencer and a boxer.
Yes, he's a boxer in the books and the Final Problem, the story where Moriarty gets introduced, starts with him having bloody knuckles.
In the books, Sherlock practices Baritsu, which is a mix of boxing, kickboxing, judo, jujitsu, and cane fighting.
Getting slapped like this sucks pretty bad, luckily it didn't permanently damage hearing
DISCOmbobulate
dicks coom booba bate
The duology was godlike.
Why dont UFC fighters just do this
because you're opening up your guard to attack, and it can be easily dodged or blocked
>discombobulates you
>heems you
what now b***h?
I think it is actually not allowed in the UFC because if done properly it can rupture both eardrums.
I don't care what people say. I think these movies were great