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Thoughts on Moana 2?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Walled

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the trailer?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I need to see her feet first.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This movie does not need to happen. The original was not even that big of a hit all things considered.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the direct to video sequels better, they had SOUL.

      It was originally meant to be a series, they're changing it to a movie.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >It was originally meant to be a series, they're changing it to a movie.
        That means it is going to be terrible, not that it would be any better on Disney+. As much as Disney wishes it were the case, I don't think the Moana nostalgia fanbase is as big as they want it to be.

        I for the life of me do not understand why they haven't maxed out on Frozen. Frozen should have been a series several years ago. If Dreamworks could do it with their dragon movies why couldn't Disney do it with Frozen? It's such a missed opportunity. The Frozen show would have looked great animated in the style they used for the Tangled cartoon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Man, Frozen 2 was a dumpster fire plot and character wise.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Jennifer Lee fricked it up so badly with her white guilt bullshit, she owes her job to Idena Menzel's vocal performance and the songwriter team behind Let It Go.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe it is for the better. My hope for a good Frozen series evaporated with F2. They could/should have made a more adult oriented movie for the grown fans of the original yet they choose to regress. They still could make one but they need to roll back F2 as much as possible.
          >Elsa comes back and dresses somewhat normal
          >also loses the bullshit powers and is a nerfed ice mage again
          >Elsa and Anna is forced to go on the adventure of a lifetime with actual stakes
          >there is a problem of the week but also an overarching story against other magic users, professional soldiers, magical creatures and spooky prophecies
          >also it should be quality 3D like the movies

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >They could/should have made a more adult oriented movie for the grown fans of the original yet they choose to regress
            A kid-friendly or childishly-geared movie wouldn't even be a problem (they're Disney movies, after all) as long as the film told a good story. The problem with Frozen II was it was a horrible story filled with choices people wouldn't even think of, let alone make. You think "Frozen sequel" and you probably think "The sisters are a team now, they have new things to do, there's an actual villain for Elsa to fight with her magic, new characters, new dynamics, maybe Anna gets powers, maybe Anna loves Elsa with all her heart but doesn't like being 'the boring one,' etc." You probably wouldn't even realize "Elsa dumps Anna down a hill, Elsa becomes a white savior deity, the sisters separate again and Elsa leaves Arendelle, also let's address colonialism" was an option on the table. And you definitely wouldn't GO with that.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I still remember how exciting was the first preview trailer with Anna pulling a sword. Then they forgot it completely in the movie. Swordswoman Anna is still a key point for my ideas of a true series. Why can't western creators balance girly girls and action girls better? They are either damsels in distress or boys with breasts.
              >no Elsa returning from the forest to Arendelle because her powers are vaning
              >no mysterious faraway delegation bringing the vague prophecy of "The queen of Arendelle will die", not knowing which sister is this addressed to
              >no super cute new main character who eventually betrays the sisters and steals half the powers and looks of Elsa by the name Onion
              >no Elsa who can only create small constructs she can touch to reduce her powerlevel and open the door to interesting solutions during battles
              >no sudden Southern Isles invasion kidnapping the children of Anna and Kristoff
              >no unique clashes with the 13 brothers
              >no Anna and Kristoff versus punished Hans final battle where Hans confidently beats them both and narrowly escapes with the kids while Elsa crashes a gigantic ice battleship into the retreating Southern fleet
              >no second season where Anna cuts her hair short and develops an unique fighting style before attacking the Southern Islands and finally beating all the brothers
              >no Onion barely escaping with one of the kids while the other is saved
              >no reveal of Onion trying to awaken an ancient evil
              >no amassing a large army of friends for the final battle
              Etc etc etc. They could do so much with the brand.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the direct to videos sequel sucked. I only liked the 101 dalmatians sequel and winnie the bear movies. if they kept disneytunes, they would had taken less of risk releasing this movie.

        [...]
        I really thought the original Moana was only made as cross promotion for Disney's Hawaiian resort.

        it's not the first time disney made movie based on resort.
        it's weird how there last actual decent movie was soul but it barely got any attention, comparing to all the five movies that released after

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The third Cinderella is oddly good. It gives the prince a character and Anastasia is cute as frick in it.

          Also Cinderella with 90s Glen Keane inspired animation styles is hot as frick.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've never watched the sequel or threequel before
            but I'm still impressed by how movie quality holds with the limited budget they worked with. it's not in the same level as the og but still close to enough in sense of copying it

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that this is just the Disney+ series they were making at the new Vancouver studio, frankenstein'd into being a theatrical movie by Bob Iger after Strange World & Wish faceplanted on every level

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hear Raya was meant to be a series but they frankensteined it in to a movie. This spells bad news for Moana 2.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >This spells bad news for Moana 2.

        Not really. Toy Story 2 was reused assets and the only setback suffered during production was almost accidently deleting the entire film.

        Why is this being made? Also, she's looks old as frick here.

        >Why is this being made?

        Why not?

        Jennifer Lee fricked it up so badly with her white guilt bullshit, she owes her job to Idena Menzel's vocal performance and the songwriter team behind Let It Go.

        [...]

        Stop samegayging to yourself.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Stop samegayging to yourself.
          I didn't.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this being made? Also, she's looks old as frick here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is this being made?
      money

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If they cared about that, they'd actually try and make something good. This will be another flop.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is this being made?
      money

      I really thought the original Moana was only made as cross promotion for Disney's Hawaiian resort.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Encanto and Moana were both minimal hits that they are acting like mega monster beloved classics. The We Don't Talk About Bruno meme was not organic. You only get play on the radio IF YOU PAY FOR IT, meaning Disney paid to get that song on the radio for a month, and they were also paying tiktokers to make videos with it, to try and make it seem more organic than it was.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like a dude now
    I'll pass

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Moana 2 a lot but I'm tired of CG cartoon movies.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she look late 20s-early 30s when she's only three years older? She should look basically the same as she did in the first movie.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope this is Maui transformed into Moana. She's making his face.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf happened!? Is the island that stressful?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The reality of life. Young, active people look beautiful anywhere but they age way faster in poor regions.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >whats wrong with your faaaace

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