Disney has confirmed that Toy Story 5 will officially be coming out sometime in 2026

Disney has confirmed that Toy Story 5 will officially be coming out sometime in 2026

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    any bets on which of the toys will be depicted as explicitly gay/queer/nonbinary?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch for any character with a trait and voice like that annoying dog in the latest puss in boots movie (different production i know), but his characteristic will be the base template for any queerhomosexual character in every animation moobies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mrs Nesbit becomes a reality.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      His name is literally 'Woody'

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The piggybank or maybe even Buzz
      It will probably will be some new toy though

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They'd better just ignore 4 completely and do the Andy getting his toys back for his own child story they should have done in the first place.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    didn't even watch the fourth one or the buzz lightyear one. I just don't care anymore.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of people have the exact same mindset.
      People are so done following any of these cash grabs that they don't even realize these movies are coming out.
      I didn't even realize that teh Buzz movie came out just like how I missed Frozen 2, didn't watch either.

      Nowadays at best I watch some random reviewers make a 2 hour essay about how dogshit these movies and series are.
      It's far more entertaining watching people rip them apart than watching the actual product.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they ruined it with 4 by over-expanding on the toy world and creating a truly terrifying immortal purgatory situation where the world is too big and scary

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how obnixious will the cameo from the other Lightyear toys be? I'm betting a full 5 minutes of wank that doesn't affect the plot in any way.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    and I've confirmed that My Hairy Nuts are officially getting sucked sometime in 2026

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Toy Story 3 was soulless trash just like 4.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, 3 was passable. 4 was just fricking bleak. I saw it in theaters and haven’t watched it since - probably never will

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 was good, but not as good compared to the first two. They only made 4 and now 5 for that brand recognition money

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unpopular opinion: I liked 4 more than 3, just in terms of a quality film.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a better movie. 3 is just a rehash full of nonstalgiagay pandering. The only reason people give a shit about that movie is the incinerator scene and the scene where Andy leaves

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would short Disney stocks if I had any money

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You either die young or get sequelled long enough to become the villain

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But Buzz, we gotta stop Trump!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're not aiming for trump!
      *crashes into the world trade centre*

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know Pixar's in trouble if they decide to make another Toy Story movie.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1-3 should have been it. 4 was ruined by making bo peep a nasty dyke and making buzz a moron on top of bizarre writing.
    John Lassetter had the true vision now Pixar is just ran by roasties and fat troons who ruin everything.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >change the age rating
    >and kill off the toys

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Toy Story 5 will officially be coming out sometime in 2026
    But is it OFFICIALLY confirmed that Toy Story 5 will officially be coming out sometime in 2026?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tim Allen status?

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >No one cares
    It's going to gross a billy, watch.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Return of Mrs. Nesbitt

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could actually be kino if they play it straight like the original

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    2026? That doesn’t even sound like a real year.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why so fricking long?!

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to acknowledge toy story 4 as a actual part of the story
    >no timeskip despite all the other sequels doing that
    >buzz and most of the other characters do nothing and just stay in the RV
    >bonnie suddenly doesn't give a shit about woody all of a sudden despite going out of her way to take him home in 3
    >woody ditching his friends because he isn't appreciated enough
    It just felt really forced and souless. 3 has problems too but it at least feels necessary considering how 2 ends

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