Disney has revealed it is revamping and reviving Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser
https://local12.com/news/entertainment/walt-disney-world-resort-revival-abandoned-attraction-park-star-wars-galactic-starcruiser-hotel-immersive-experience-shut-down-write-off-new-construction-permit-plans-orlando-florida
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>abandoned-attraction-park-star-wars-galactic-starcruiser-hotel-immersive-experience-shut-down-write-off-new-construction-permit
Lol. Something about this series of words is funny
It's good that it's shut-down because that means it's successful.
Lefty logic is weird though.
thats not lefty logic, its definitionaly capitalism. money being allocated back into the resource is capitalism, its the basis of it. .
They’re not mutually exclusive
>https://local12.com/news/entertainment/walt-disney-world-resort-revival-abandoned-attraction-park-star-wars-galactic-starcruiser-hotel-immersive-experience-shut-down-write-off-new-construction-permit-plans-orlando-florida
SEO friendly words.
its very carefully worded so they can make it clear they took a loss, but also are investing in it still. kid of a dubious legal situation to do this, but i think if they rename the park they'll make it work.
SEO and its consequences have been a disaster for the web. Every title or product everywhere is bloated with this homosexualry and I'm sick of it.
Tax write off.
>guests could choose to join the Resistance or the First Order on a mission to the fictional planet of Batuu
Just make it Empire vs Rebellion from an OT planet. Literally a money printing machine. Jesus Christ, why is Disney so fricking dumb?
From reports I'd heard you couldn't join the first order, so even that was screwed up. The story line they had was that you would join the resistance and a diverse gay chick would tell you what to do.
Spent 2000 bucks a night for having a troony in admiral Holdo cosplay showing up at 2 am lecturing you on women's right
That was why I canceled my trip. I was totally going to betray the Resistance to every FO trooper and officer I encountered, undermine their plans as much as possible, and watch my handlers and contacts get put up against the wall.
I am going to do this but replace everything with rape because if killing the enemy is acceptable then raping them surely is also.
I will still kill them after.
Just the girls.
Star wars does this every fricking time teasing a villian route and then making you swiftly defect
You forgot to change your name when you changed from Cinemaphile to Cinemaphile
You could join the First Order, but the ship's crew will always side with the Resistance by default.
They have to pay more royalties if they use the old Lucas stories/characters, so they use the crappy Nu SW story shit instead
homosexuals like you have been repeating this complete nonsense since tfa. Shut the frick up you moronic sack of shit.
It's obviously not that. Having to pay a percentage of royalties would be worth it because OT stuff would sell, ST doesn't at all
Their pride is so immense as
says
Anyone with half a brain would just scrap the entire ST and start over. For god's sake it's been 4 years since the final installment of their magnum opus and they're terrified to even make any actual media related to it outside of park stuff because it flops so much. They just stick to OT shows because that's what sells
One of the imperial RP activities included finding stowaways hiding under the floors.
Kennedy convinced Disney higher ups that her period of Star War was going to be more popular than the OT, so they should build their parks and weird ropleplaying hotels based on that.
Funny you should say that. If you get bored, look up Legends of Frontierland at Disneyland. It was basically a test run for the roleplaying elements they had planned for Galaxy's Edge. Had a one side versus another aspect to it, you could do tasks or gamble to earn "money," and then you could use that money to boost your side's points and could be declared the winner for the day. They obviously scrapped it, and then the next year Knott's Berry Farm copied it (don't know if somebody at Disney left and took the ideas with them, or Knott's just copied it on their own) as a seasonal event during the summer called Ghost Town Alive.
>Just make it Empire vs Rebellion from an OT planet. Literally a money printing machine. Jesus Christ, why is Disney so fricking dumb?
It would be Disney admitting something they didn't make was better than something they did make, so it won't happen
Even just doing "Batuu in the Original Trilogy time period" would make a huge difference. Repaint/reskin the ships, add Han and more missions to Smugglers Run and relocate Star Tours over there so this "Backwater spaceport" can actually take you to all of those different places around the galaxy.
I'd only stay in a themed hotel if it was alien/aliens and you got ayyed at 3am.
please loose even more money!!!
>loose
Going to a themed hotel is peak soý behaviour, Jesus. The place you sleep should be neutral not a loud roleplay larp for autists
this. if i travel, i want unrestricted movement and adventure. I don't wanna be shuffled into a room full of similar tourists watching a staged performance. If i wanna larp, I'll go to the ren fair
>loud roleplay larp for autists
i want that with sex
in the new plans you can hire a fatguy called Jabba to come and jack you off with the vip package
These are capeshitters, anon, they are not normal human beings.
>While executives haven't offered any details yet, fans have been offering their theories. Some believe it will become a regular "Star Wars"-themed hotel.
The Mandalorian Motel?
>After $400 million and roughly 10 years of development and construction
lmao wtf
This time they're going to create a dozen escape pods and stuff whole families in them. The common area will be a replica of the Tantive IV from the original movie.
In the new one they show Ahsoka's pusy
>The "Galactic Starcruiser" was shut down and conducted its final voyage in September 2023, ending up as a $300-million write-off for the company.
How does this work?
>build a thing for $400 million
>it doesn't make its costs back within 18 months
>shutter it and tell the IRS you lost $300 million on it
>some time later remodel & reopen it
like they're resuming getting value on it, which would make the investment be less of a loss
New tax year, new investment, new earnings report.
don't be so anti-semitic anon.
Socialism le bad (unless you're a mega corporation).
>$300-million
why the frick does it cost so much? Surely the plastic paneling on the interiors of the room cost a fraction of that. As for cosplay those larpers at conventions have been doing costume work for free for ages now with pretty accurate results..
they'll call it something else and treat it as a new park. they wont be able to claim the same losses next time, but they'll remodel enough stuff where it will enter a gray area of being new enough that it would be hard for IRS to make a case that its the same thing.
Not totally legal, but not illegal enough for the IRS to waste energy on it. probably set it in a different star wars era, so the IP attached isn't exactly the same and thus, a different park.
Isn't the leader of the state this park is in against the whole place? seems like he would be eager to frick them over this, surely at that level you can direct the taxman
I think thats preformative, and i don't think it would involve much on the state level anyways. Florida's whole thing is how easy it is to avoid taxes for businesses, because citizens are the ones who pay it all on points of service.
He could orchestrate an audit, but there'd be enough precedent of people writing off losses in that state i dont think it would be effective. On a federal level i think it would be harder to justify, but if they change enough elements of the hotel it would get harder to prove its the same hotel as it was before.
Think of it this way, if the hotel changed to an aladin theme, you'd have no trouble describing it as a different business model, even if its the same thing. the concept is different enough where its something new. you could probably make the same argument by saying its a different aspect of star wars, if you can reasonably argue that changes people's desire to go.
Shame
we need to restructure how losses are used. They shouldn't be able to write off parts of their park. the park made money while this existed, it shouldnt be a loss. it might not really be legal in the first place but no one wants to vote to strengthen the IRS so we're stuck with toothless enforcement.
Will they finally add the twi'lek prostitutes everyone wants?
>getting bodypaint all over you while overpaying to frick yet another woman who has no interest in you what so ever
Will my dick turn yellow?
>Disney has revealed its management is going to once again throw good money after bad.
does megan still work there?
If they made it cheaper and updated the story every 6 months it would have been kino. That's how you have repeat guests by making the story ongoing. I also think there should have been easter eggs and secret missions. Like if it's just adults you can go to the catina at midnight and Boba Fett is there and gives you a secret mission or some shit.
Just go to your local LARP scene and do that instead, 100% better content than shitney could ever deliver.
People don't want to spend 2 days trapped in a LARP experience when they're right down the street from the most popular theme park in the world.
They should have just made a normal 800 room resort hotel with a star wars theme and a replica cantina in it.
Speak for yourself, I give no fricks about theme parks. I'd spend two days LARP-immersed in an experience setting up women and minorities to get executed in the story because frick Rebels.
Sex hotel with Twi’leks
It would be so awesome if they just abandoned it and you could urban explore it in 10 years
All the shit they showed us would have been perfectly acceptable if the pricetag had been like 200-300 bux a day, instead of 5k a day. Imagine spending 5k a day in the current economy on eating blue dyed prawns while a middle aged woman in skin destroying bodypaint poorly sings made up songs to you and a dozen other morons.
They should abandon the Star Wars theme and use an MCU theme instead. Everyone likes the MCU. It'll make money.
I guess that's another 8 months on Jenny's video now, huh...
you try to be all organized and rational when your unconscious is screaming at you all night and day that you're a monster because you liked what your uncle did
Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit
jesus christ, just shut it down. there's literally no future for the franchise.
https://www.linkedin.com/in/ann-morrow-johnson-aia-14a89634
the woman who created this has been promoted twice since it failed
Where's the door into this room?
you have to use the transporter
so you have to die?
Disney demands sacrifices.
left hand side of the view
that's a tiny kids bunk bed that reaches barely up to the bed's foot
these fricking "space cabins" are utterly scuffed and give me literally claustrophobia
>left hand side of the view
I'm not seeing any door.
That's because it's on the other side of the bunk bed wall, brainlet.
They could always convert it into a supermax prison, it already looks like one.
comfy
>While the hotel was a fan favorite, few park-goers were willing to pay the price of nearly $5,000 for a couple or $6,000 for a family of four.
Reminder that multiple people with advanced degrees and 7 figure salaries had to approve of this plan and not one of them considered this a possibility
>While the hotel was a fan favorite
hohoho lol
>multiple people with advanced degrees and 7 figure salaries
Can you imagine how out of touch they are?
People joke about Marie-Antoinette telling people to eat cake, but this is even worse since it's your job and you got the internet and enough economic statistics to know it's not going to work. You need to live in such airtight bubble to believe people are going to pay $5000 for a shit hotel when most can't even afford rent.
There were probably lots of middle and low level people who worked on that thing and knew it wouldn't work, but once an idea has enough corporate inertia it's pointless to get crushed trying to stop it. At that point just ride it and hope your name doesn't get attached to it too much. I'd be interested to know if anyone in the company declined promotions that would put them too close to or within the Starcruiser's blast range.
This is what happens when you're not hired based on experience or skill.
The difference is Marie Antoinette never said that while this is a real thing.
Disney wants to chase rich whales now, but there's not nearly enough of those to support a fricking Sequel Trilogy experience.
Meanwhile, the parks themselves have turned into microtransaction pay to win hell with the Lightning Lane system and having to use the fricking app for everything.
>tfw the Galactic Starcruiser hotel main room is the Gateroom of the Destiny from Stargate Universe
Do you come with the cruiser? 😉
How? Chuds said it flopped.
would you pay to stay in a hotel themed after the jail in Andor?
>you reserve a cell block for you and your buddies, no strangers
>you have to find a way to escape in 24h
>you need to coordinate with the other cell blocks with different groups of strangers
>the food tube things only pour out peanut butter
no one wants to buy highly a specialized property (an ugly, remote hotel near disney with no windows) in a recession
so theyll spend a modest bit to redo it as an OT attraction, spend minimal to upkeep it and charge a modest amount on the lib disney fans that still will visit it
>After $400 million and roughly 10 years of development and construction
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
10 Years and it didn't even last 2 years
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, I was wrong. It isn't just Marxist woke ideology. These people are individually and collectively fricking stupid.
Opening Star Wars hotels is Marxist?
You haven't been paying attention, have you? As goes Hollywood, as goes our government, so goes Disney.
https://quillette.com/2022/03/29/disneys-institutional-capture/
just make a cantina-brothel, where you can drink space wienertails and frick prostitutes in twi-lek cosplay, togruta, zabrak,slave leia ect... with humans supremacism roleplaye
It's easy to do
Disneyland is weird about cantinas. I went last year and the only alcohol served inside is a Star Wars Cantina with a two drink maximum and a huge ass line out the door, wrapping around the building. Which is unusual they’re that strict since California Adventureland you could buy booze at almost any stand.
Because Walt had a "No publicly available alcohol at Disneyland" policy that the company made the general rule for "castle parks" after his death that they've only now started to slowly backpedal on.
I didn’t know that but it makes complete sense why CAL sells it now but DL still doesn’t. Thanks for the info.
I heard the Starcruiser cost closer to $1 billion
>SW hotel opens
>nobody goes except the OF prostitutes to "cosplay"
Looks. Like, a prison!
Sure Disney, you've only lost billions at the box office and millions getting btfo by DeSantis, why not pour more dead money into this hotel thing
LMAO
What is more probable: double-down on a failure or a little israeli lightning?