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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Toy Story 5
    What the frick will this even be about?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sex toys.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This would be both awesome and awful at the same time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Go on. Drink me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it ain't gonna sip itself

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nice

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't give seth rogan any ideas.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It will be about their child growing up, and them not being needed anymore, like it always is. Also, Barbie will be featured way more prominently, and will be lesbian coded with Bo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zombie movie featuring Sid's toys from the original

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mr. Potatohead May Need Glasses

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      buzz get ipad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better question: who is it even for? Modern kids don't play with toys and people like me who were kids when the original came out don't touch modern disney/pixar crap.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Modern kids dont play with toys
        You haven't been around any children

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They play with Roblox, goojitsu and dragon balls.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Andy became a troony in a relationship with a masculine BBC diverse bisexual BIPOC and sees woody again after all this time at a random place. Woody is a cucked and emasculated depressed person and is outshined by the new protagonist a diverse female toy. Woody will die in this movie and she will take over as the main protagonist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Toy story should've stopped after 1

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      picrel

      >Zootopia 2
      Watch it be about BLM

      It'll be BNA but moronic and without the synthwave aesthetic

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Zootopia 2
    Watch it be about BLM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Calling it now, she either quits the PD or its about different characters

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Elliot Page is gonna voice one of the new characters, you heard it here first

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It will be a 1:1 of the George Floyd situation

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It will be a 1:1 of the George Floyd situation
          >Nick gets put on trial for putting his knee on the sloth’s neck during an arrest and the sloth dies.
          >Turns out the sloth had ODed on fentanyl
          >”Sorry Nick, you’re a predator. You have to pay.”

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I........... can't........... breathe.........

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >First zootopia gets away with being woke because nobody "codes" to any particular race
      >Preds have "privilege" except they don't
      >Prey aren't depicted as particularly meek or downtrodden
      >The stereotypes they play on have nothing to do with humans and are only about animals (elephants remember, sloths are slow, foxes are smart, bunnies FRICK, lions are noble, etc)
      You just know Disney "learned its lesson" and is going to make sure THE MESSAGE™ is loud and clear this time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The original storyline was pretty wild before Lasseter threw it out for being too dark.
        >Predator/Prey coexistence is built on the predators being forced to wear shock collars from childhood that will zap them if they get too excited or aggressive.
        >Nick wants to build a predator only indoor theme park that will allow preds to remove shock collars and enjoy themselves on thrill rides and hunting simulation games in a safe environment
        >None of the herbivore bankers want to give him a loan for funding, so he goes to the polar bear mafia. There is a scene where the polar bear Don's son's birthday party includes having to put on the collar for the first time that is framed as a "coming of age" ceremony where you can see the Don having to hide his sadness of his boy having to grow up this way.
        >One of Nick's friends is a tomboy honey badger conspiracy theorist constantly naming the ewe, and of course she gets proven right with the plans of this draft's version of Bellwether.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Nick wants to build a predator only indoor theme park that will allow preds to remove shock collars and enjoy themselves on thrill rides and hunting simulation games in a safe environment
          wtf this sounds great

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >back
    Making sequels for old hits means they're unable to make a new hit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rehashing old ideas when the thing that made them good was the originality
      >back

      precisely lad

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bunny boys, we're so back

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Every movie they made last year flopped
    >Quick, pump out the sequels

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised how much staying power frozen had. Like I thought it was a cute movie but nothing special, but my nieces are still obsessed with it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm surprised how much staying power frozen had. Like I thought it was a cute movie but nothing special, but my nieces are still obsessed with it
      Could you name some Disney movies made since 2013 that feature an attractive blonde girl as the lead character?

      I'll wait.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        little girls aren't racist though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It just heavily appeals to little girls regardless of race or backround. They all would want to be Elsa.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a desperate move to bring back audiences
    Will probably work too

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember when disney sequels went straight to VHS because they had actual ideas for completely new movies instead of sequels or remakes

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Inside Out 2 was the only out of these with a story left to tell.

    Well, Frozen kinda, but they are not going to tell it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zootopia had plenty left to explore with its setting, with Judy and Nick's relationship being the most obvious aspect

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zootopia is the only one that dederves a sequel. Theres a whole society of stories to tell and it was by far the best movie om that list.

        Lol, no.

        One, love story sequels hardly ever work because people already know the couple is a given. No way the sequel can separate a couple formed by the original story, so the drama always comes as cheap and annoying.

        Two, no way the story doesnt follow Judy and Nick and both were already at their best place at the end of the last story.

        Three, the race allegory was dumb and worse the more you think about it. Bringing it again with more focus will make for a worse movie.

        There is a reason the Shrek sequels sucked ass despite having an even more open world than Zootopia and a better original movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zootopia is the only one that dederves a sequel. Theres a whole society of stories to tell and it was by far the best movie om that list.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Id be way more interested in Moana 2 if the rock wasn't in it.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally not a single original movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's because elemental which was a new IP, bombed

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Release schedule looks more like a math problem than titles of movies.
    >2024 - 2, 3
    >2025 - 2
    >2026 - 3, 5

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who becomes gay/trans this time? place your bets

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mr. potato head exchanges a few parts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zootopia 2 will introduce animals who identify as other animals. also, inter species breeding

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    me on the right. also, sauce?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's AI you fricking twat, look at her hands.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ewww Jesus Christ

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the kind of shit that Lasseter put an end to way back when, all the shitty direct-to-video sequels.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looking forward to Zootopia 2

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moana 2 is the only thing I'm even slightly optimistic about. And considering how shite Frozen 2 was, it's a very cautious optimism

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When is Big Hero 6 2 happening?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what about Big hero 7?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Excited for the new direction for the series.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too kino for modern Disney

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these will probably make memberberries money but they'll be bad movies that further damage disney's reputation in the long run
    Wreck it Ralph 2 and Frozen 2 were both awful

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hope that Inside Out 2 is good. I like the first one.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MAKE. SOMETHING. NEW. FOR. FRICK'S. SAKE.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Evil cannot create.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They did and it sucked and it all flopped.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They did, and it was awful and you didn't watch it.
      >Wish
      >strange world
      >raya and the last dragon
      >even encanto wasn't that successful until theaters
      At least when the sequels they make are awful, drones will still go see them.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never saw frozen 2

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unpopular opinion, but I trust in TS5

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why? The only way I see it being good is if it retcons the entirety of TS4.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I trust that it will be mediocre and sort of entertaining instead of outright bottom-of-the-barrel trash (like I'm sure Frozen 3 will be)

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so much slop

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disney should look into using AI

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2, 2, 2, 3, 5 FRICKING 5

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disney has always cranked out these mediocre sequels to try and cash in on their popular movies. They've always been shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you, Cinderella 3 rules.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They made Mulan 2???

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all of these had that cheap "series" animation look and feel

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those were direct-to-video though; the ones above are actually getting theatrical releases.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Their plot is on the same level as direct to video movies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least they knew that these movies were shit and made them straight to VHS. It'd make sense if they were doing Inside Out 2, Moana 2, Zootopia 2, etc as straight to streaming. But instead these will be their main attractions.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like how Disney has completely given up on trying to appeal to young children, and just tries to appeal to aging millennials who never grew up instead.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grim

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The future is bunnies. Get used to it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait for Zootopia: civil war

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Predators finally get sick of the lesser species blaming all their issues on them.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            said predator gives the bunny the knot

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frotopia, Zooana, Inside Story 7.5

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    babe 3 when tho?

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2
    >2
    >2
    >3
    >5

    Not it isn't

    this is the definition of beating a dead horse

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ice Queen...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This butt is very sniffable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have bad taste in butts.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          filtered

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >AI slop
            Yup, you guys have no concept of taste.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              based, lazy promptgays get fricked.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              based, lazy promptgays get fricked.

              stay mad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >stay mad
                I ain't mad you're wasting your own time art larper.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >upcoming
    >years away

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE NO MORE SLOP PLEASE ARGHHHHHH STOP IM BEGGING YOU BLARRGHHH

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2
    >2
    >5

    That's a lot of sequels.

    Also I don't trust Disney not to frick up Zootopia. The original predates DEI bullshit programs and that means it's no longer obnoxiously progressive enough. Get ready for heavy handed soap boxing about how black and brown animals are systematically treated worse than white and tan animals. All black and brown animals must be voiced by black people. Nick will be gay even though the fandom ships him with Judy. They will find some way to ruin it, mark my words.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sequels
    >sequels
    >sequels
    Creatively bankrupt. If they want to do sequels, how about something that could actually be worthwhile, like a new Fantasia? Disney did a great service to classical music by introducing someone like Stravinsky to millions of people. They could do it again, but these days young people need to be introduced to the basics, like Bach and Beethoven.
    My God, imagine Disney animating a sequence for some Wagner or Richard Strauss music. Old Disney would have made gigakino with an Alpine Symphony animation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were going to do a third one in the mid 2000s with a "World Music" motif, but Eisner killing 2D animation killed the project. We did get the four finished segments released as individual shorts though on various DVDs and Blu-Rays.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oops, all sequels!

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zootopia 2: Judy Versus the International Ewish Conspiracy

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all sequels of existing IPs from the last decade

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zootopia 2

    only took them a decade

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit they're desperate

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the girl from Inside Out gonna be a non binary dyke in the sequel?

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