Disney is planning a What If Star Wars show where each season shows us how differently the events could have gone if one small thing changed. Hayden and Ewan have already signed up.
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>What if Reva became Darth Vader
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>kneels in front of the emperor
>what is they bidding, muh homie
Bros..?
OOOOOFT
VADE HER
>What if Luke Skywalker died as a kid and Leia had to defeat Darth Vader and defeat the empire?
Oh boy, I can't wait
That's what George was eventually planning on doing in the sequels though. Leia was supposed to become the Chosen One.
I don't give a shit about what happens to Leia. I give a shit that they take literally every opportunity to shit on Luke. So frick that noise
>things can't change ever
No, it isn’t. Are you moronic?
George was going to do Punished Luke. No wait George was going to do Chosen Leia. No wait George was going to do Basically Rey. No wait George was going to do Darth Maul and his bawdside twi-lek hottie apprentice running a crime empire. No wait George was going to do a deep metaphysical exploration of a microscopic universe where the Whills live with acid-trip visuals. George was never planning to do sequels at all, then he was planning nine, then none again, then he sold the whole shebang to Disney, then Disney were White Slavers, then he's super sowwy no they're not Disney are cool dudes.
In short, George was a senile old boomer who couldn't stick to an opinion for more than ten seconds and you're a disingenuous woman(male) who's time would be better spent finding a rope strong enough to support your heinously bloated carcass when you inevitably snuff yourself.
You okay there anon?
We're on a Georgian duelling pistol review forum, none of us are okay.
While I agree with you in spirit I would rather have any of georges bad ideas or conflicting admissions than what we have in reality.
Oh sure, if George had picked any one or two of his many ideas and gotten a talented team on board to moderate his autism like with the OT, the result would have blown the Sequels out of the water - I just can't stand buttholes trying to pretend that his old man ramblings somehow justifies whatever woke-ass bullshit Disney are sharting out.
>a talented team on board to moderate his autism like with the OT
Ah, you are one those brainwashed people. It was actually George who had to fix people's shit during the OT but okay
>It was actually George who had to fix people's shit during the OT
Ah yes of course, that explains why the prequels are perfect and the best star wars ever. because George had full control and didn't need to correct other people's mistakes. Okee dokee!
Yeah, get with the program, dummy. PT is superior to OT. George had to stop people from leaving meaningless scenes of Luke's Tatooine friends, from killing Han, oh and from blowing all the budget. Seethe, cope, and dilate.
bootifully said, sir
>PT is superior to OT
yes
The sequel was about the Force itself including the narration (ie opening crawl) was actually one of the WILLs who influence the jedi and sith (force users) to do what needs to be done.
My theory is Yoda and his species are actually a avatar copies of them or one of the creatures that sits in some force nexus influencing everything he can (like Wizard of Oz, he's Oz behind the curtain).
Its all over now, disney made those space pyramid robots from Dawn of the Jedi the creators;
pic related
That stuff sounds like Loki which I fricking hated. Some Superior Beings controlling everything makes it all pointless.
which one? Disney leak or the Wills?
George's is supposed to be more "the force" like the ocean being what all the fish breathe.
Disney's is Dawn of the Jedi space pyramids that created the force or something.
personally I like george's idea because it was his vision which can be kino, but I hope KK burns star wars to the ground and give Disneybergs the finger
The Disney leak. If they wanna do this storyline they obviously need George.
Luke sucks and is gay. Just like Star Wars
Kathleen, don't you have another spin-off to frick up?
Tons , and you can't stop me, nerd.
Kathy, you’ll be gone soon. But they’ll be making Luke Skywalker movies until the end of time. You’ve failed your highness,
Reva movies you whelp, they will be making Reva stories til the end of time
could be fun if it was true but that just looks like a shit tier shoop
I'm too autistic to enjoy what if stories
>What if Anakin never turned
But he did
>Yeah but what if he didnt?
He did though.
yeah but what if he heckin didnt
But I'm like 99% sure he did
There are great fanfics though (which is What If IS) but Disney is too moronic to adapt them proporly. For example there is a cool fic where Dooku kills Palpatine and becomes the Emperor instead. But he still had a tiny bit of good left in his so he decided not to kill Obi-Wan and imprisoned him instead as he is his last link to Qui-Gon. It's very Anakin/Obi-Wan father-son-brother relationship heavy and it focuses on everyone's flaws.
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/5821831/1/
But it's better left alone as a fic, not as a show. A show needs something more grandiose.
Don't let your autism prevent you from enjoying great things in life, anon.
This
Who gives a shit what someone's head canon looks like it didn't happen
>what if Irvin Kershner directed return of the Jedi?
I dunno, did you watch Robocop 2?
Richard Marquand did nothing wrong
>what if Darth Vader was a woman?
Sign me up
diamonds
The only gender swapping I am fully behind
what if we WUZ THE GODS
There is no element of this idea that isn't terrible. It's not just that the idea as a whole is terrible, it's that it's a syllogism of terrible premises.
But the worst part is they're sitting on some amazing tech that's just getting wasted making more Star Wars for no one at all. They could be pumping out a hundred new franchise a year if they wanted, but instead it's this broken record:
>More Star Wars?
No.
>What about more Star Wars but different?
No.
>What if we made it more like Marvel?
No.
>What if we made it more like the shit parts of Marvel?
Holy frick what is wrong with you?
Is there a source or is this post also a what if?
We kind of already had that 20 years ago in the form of infinites which consisted of “what if the Death Star wasn’t blown up”, “what if Luke died on Hoth from the wampa attack” and “what if the thermal detonator was used in jabba’s palace after 3po was knocked over?” Spoiler alert, none of them have any dark endings but they are interesting to read
Didn't the first one involve Yoda 9/11'ing the Death Star into Coruscant?
What if Luke knocked Leia before they found out they were siblings and Ben is their moronic inbred son. That's why Han fricked off and Luke tried to kill Ben and gave up on his life.
That would save the sequel trilogy.
That's what I was thinking. It also makes sense why Anakin and Obi-Wan's Force Ghosts mever show - because they are too disgusted and disappointed.
What if Luke and Leia had the forbidden relationship instead of Anakin and Padme and Vader tried to stop them
What if they gave the sequel trilogy to competent writers?
what if star wars never existed
SOULLESS
>what if Anakin never turned
>what if Reva were the Emperor's apprentice
>what if Leia was sent to Tatooine instead
SOVL
>what if Luke joined the imperial flight academy
>what if Han never came back during the Death Star run
>what if Luke joined the imperial flight academy
We got a crack version of that
>>what if Reva were the Emperor's apprentice
I would watch the frick out of that as by end of episode 1 Reva would be like
>Frick you, this is my empire now *force vapourize*
SPIRIT
>what if Obi Wan turned to the dark side
>what if the republic turned evil
>what if Padme lived
that's Black person cattle tier
Darth Jar Jar or nothing
>Darth Jar Jar
>What If Star Wars wasn't pozzed globhomosexual trash?
Pulled directly from my ass. I laugh at all the dipshits in this thread who are so desperate for content that you're buying othis hook, line, and sinker.
No one fell for anything
Let me guess, they all die horribly because "white people bad".
But Padme, Han, and Leia are not white
They are all white, weirdo
Yeah, and he is also half-israeli just like Carrie.
I'd like to see what the sequels would have looked like if Lucas hadn't sold out to Disney.
ngl I would watch a slice of life sitcom about some combination of Hayden, Nat, and Ewan raising Luke and Leia.
Yeah let's finally focus on the soap part of this opera
Jedi Apprentice/Jedi Quest/Young Jedi Knights/Junior Jedi Knights show that Star Wars kid shenanigans can be pure kino.
>Luke, I am your mother
>Luke immediately jumps to his death after he finds out he is half israeli
is there going to be an episode "What IF... Disney Wars was actually good?"
At this point, I assume Disney Star Wars will be trash until Kathy is gone in 2024. Maybe they’ll bring in some new creative talent after that and attempt to revamp the brand. Until then, just assume it’s full on garbage
>Kathy is gone in 2024.
sauce?
People have been saying she's about to get fired since the force awakens trailer.
Not that anon but my guess is she will be gone after Indiana 5
She was totally lifeless at the Celebration
some youtuber with a funny helmet on
I would rather they didn't.
>What if Ahsoka actually existed in the OT and wasn't a glorifed afterthought?
I honestly can't imagine Hayden's Anakin having a black alien teenage padawan. It's so current year instead of a galaxy far far away.
Those are some ugly fricking kids. Couldn't they find any cuter ones?
the cute ones are kept for raping
It's not like Carrie and Mark were supermodels.
>what if anakin was just hard of hearing and mace windu explained himself better
And then yoda woke up. best image Cinemaphile ever created
WHAT IF...?
Disney SWINO didn't suck absolute shit.
What if Star Wars was made by 80s-90s Disney
WHAT IF THE FORCE IS FEEEEEEMAAAAAAALE? huh? huh?
Then that means Anakin had two moms. No wonder he was so fricked up.
>What if <insert beloved character> was a woman
Sounds great. I cant wait!
Yeah, can't wait to see sweaty half naked Anakina have nightmares 😉
>what if male character was switched with woman character
>what if white character was switch with black character
>what if jedis vs zombies
The problem that Disney is faced with is that the main cast for Star Wars has always been white. This does not fly anymore. Their main objective is to write stories -- retconning if necessary -- that bring forth strong black womyn like Reva into the forefront. This "What If" series would allow them to kill off Luke and have a diverse character assume the role of Galaxy savior. Given enough time, Star Wars will be what Disney wanted for the last 3 years: 75% non-white cast.
>What if Luke time traveled to the past and Padme fell in love with him Back to the Future style thus making Anakin wanna kill his own son
And they'll ignore everything great that has come before.
What if Luke had down syndrome?
Kino
I'm glad they forgave the panet-destroying maniac.
>What if a white man wasn't the hero of the story
Oh boy here we go again
they did this in comic book form already. looking forward to seeing what they adapt.
What if Padme survived and brought Anakin back to the light
what if the millennium falcon hadn't run into a tie fighter in the alderaan system? where would luke and obi go? how would they pay their way? what new lies would obi tell luke about his past?
>what new lies would obi tell luke about his past?
kek I forgot how much Obi-Wan lied to Luke about everything
he was gaslighting luke into killing his own dad, he's wack af
could be kino
where'd you find these kinos?
saw them somewhere I don't remember, I just got them from google now
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I'll never forgive JJ for not giving us Hayden's Force Ghost
Episode 6, vader is alive but luke dies from his wounds on the death star. Now Anakin redeemed again must find his own strength to resist the darkside
I've read a fic where Luke dies instead of Anakin - saddest shit I've ever read.
sounds like something I won't be watching
>what if starkiller was canon
>save franchise
unfortunaly theyre moronic
That overpowered Gary Stu? How about no.
What if Disney hadn't wasted literal billions making and promoting shit movies that do not advance the plot in any significant way and are really just a shitty reboot in disguise?