reminder discord troons have been pathetically trying to make this a thing for almost two years. Its just another degenerate trick, like they are capable of anything else anyway. They thinks its funny becuase locked and keyed is chastity cage terminology.
Unlikely. Normies still love Thor, Hemsworth, Bale and Waititi. There could have been backlash if they were outright replacing Thor here but he's still in it. At best the movie will set up the next movie flopping but there is next to zero chance Thor will lose money
Sure, it bombed that hard because it was an spin off, or because of marketing, or maybe it's just a bad film. God forbid who dares to say the actual reason why it bombed.
>God forbid who dares to say the actual reason why it bombed.
I'll say it: Toy Story is a cringe Millennial perpetual Y2K time trap nostalgia garbage franchise nobody gives a frick about. Literally no one but 40 y.o. manchildren on Reddit give a shit about who Buzz Lightyear is or fricking lore of Toy Story. NOBODY CARES ABOUT THIS SHIT
>My soulles 3D animation is better than YOUR soulles 3D animation
All 3D animation is soulless machine demon shit, unironically thinking some of this puke is in any way different than the next is peak NPC.
>I'm going to do the last word
peak NPC, you are devoid of humanity - perfect audience for 3D animated cartoon designed for making toddlers moronic for life
When first I heard about the gay kiss my initial reaction was "Ugh, gays!"
But then I heard it was too women and I was oddly intrigued
Then I saw a clip of the scene and saw it was two old pantsuit wearing israelites and I was like "nah, frick that"
It was like seeing a CGI scene of Hillary Clinton and Angela Merkle making it out.
...worst wank ever.
Unsure. Blackrock moved investments into AI and Netflix announced afterwards that they were switching to non-woke programming. I don't know if Disney's hosed too, it's bloody hard to find data on those monsters.
No, the American government does. Producers get their money before profits are calculated, so they're fine, but everything else can be listed as a tax write off that the government will underwrite.
>Make movie no one asked for >With confusing premise >Under market it >Put in gay stuff so it gets banned in China >Don't even bring back Tim Allen
Legit thought this thing wasn't due to release for another year at least.
>>More like the modern reboot of said movie
That should've been the framing device. They could've even put in a short about it where Buzz learns about the reboot and is intrigued to meet the toys made for the new film, but all he finds are Funko Pops and all Funko Pops (regardless of the character they're based on) acts like a soiboy consoomer.
It's getting absolutely raped by Minions. There was cope for Lightyear that "Family movies are dead" but those little yellow c**ts made 11mil in Thursday previews
>pocket change
This, Disney+ being a complete financial disaster is what's going to do them in
>keep failing with Star Wars >keep failing selling merch >MCU in shambles >parks are a financial disaster now >Disney+ is a financial disaster >lost half the marketcap in less than a year
also >getting hard backlash from the general public in the US >last succesful children movie was Frozen 2 (in terms of merch+box office), and it couldn't even compare to Frozen 1.
She must have some iron clad contract, Iger not firing her was his idea that he would be the first israeli president of the US, but Chapek has no such aspirations.
There are other drinks like that in fancy places, and normally what happens is the glass its served on is made of gold and has israeliteels or something like that and you get to keep it, so you pay for the cup really. With that said, Disney's version doesn't come in fancy cups and its barely a drink, more like a shot, and they bring it in this stupid cringy thing that looks like a cheap sci fi prop. Look at the video here.
How the frick did they screw up STAR WARS? Don't answer that. I know how they did it.
But still, HOW THE FRICK DID THEY SCREW UP FRICKING STAR FRICKING WARS?
It's like the easiest fricking IP to get right.
Just follow these important guidelines:
1. WHITES ONLY
2. Arabs are sand people.
3. Blacks are misc aliens.
4. Good vs Evil (Americans vs Brits)
That poster alone prevents normgays from watching. No cute girl/romantic interest? Seriously? Women and girls want romance and want to relate to a character, they don't give a frick about the scifi and adventure stuff.
Men and boys want adventure but also a nice chick to look at.
>Movie loses $200 million
Normally this wouldn't be a problem at all, but with the current stock trajectory, the recession which is going to hit like a ton of bricks this autumn, D+ not being profitable for years if not a decade, Disney looks vulnerable for the first time in ages.
Imagine Disney becoming a subsidiary of Amazon or Apple...
Basically this. The Disney logo is becoming a symbol of avoidance for any conservative in the US, which is over 50% (and they are usually families with kids).
This is the worst thing that could happen to the mouse, in the worst momment possible.
Basically this. The Disney logo is becoming a symbol of avoidance for any conservative in the US, which is over 50% (and they are usually families with kids).
This is the worst thing that could happen to the mouse, in the worst momment possible.
Man I hope so. I can confirm that my brother who has several kids has become avoidant of Disney as of late. If they keep going that path they are going(they will), I won't be surprised if he drops his D+ subscription and doesn't just pirate all of the stuff his kids like to watch and plays it for them. I know whenever I have kids I'm only letting them watch old stuff that I saw when I was a kid and even then it'll be heavily curated by me. It's over for the rodent of Florida, they will never have the trust of parents again
>big company makes family friendly content >bases its success on the proliferation of children and families >begins to pander almost exclusively to the groups that don't reproduce
Someone is definitely not thinking long term here
>You are on your way to buy merch
Still have the Buzz and Woody dolls I played with as a kid, and the DVDs for Toy Story 1-3 that I'm pretty sure Dad ripped to a Plex server anyway.
So? They got what they deserved when considering their response to previous woke-induced losses was to attack the audiences, their response was to double down on the wokeness.
It's weird to me how Disneys desire to shill homosexualry outweighs the desire for profit. They are even willing go be locked out of entire markets, including China.
reminder: it's keyed/locked now not based/cringe
bayed
coal
kneed
Good.
No, that's cringe. Frick off, revisionist homosexual.
Don't you EVER tell me what to do, you little shit.
reminder discord troons have been pathetically trying to make this a thing for almost two years. Its just another degenerate trick, like they are capable of anything else anyway. They thinks its funny becuase locked and keyed is chastity cage terminology.
Kys moron
this is the least based thing I have read all day. cringe
newbie
zozzle
Holy keyed
47 sharks out of 5
Good. Thor’s next.
Unlikely. Normies still love Thor, Hemsworth, Bale and Waititi. There could have been backlash if they were outright replacing Thor here but he's still in it. At best the movie will set up the next movie flopping but there is next to zero chance Thor will lose money
Good
Spin-offs normally work so nobody can understand why it didn't work this time.
Sure, it bombed that hard because it was an spin off, or because of marketing, or maybe it's just a bad film. God forbid who dares to say the actual reason why it bombed.
>God forbid who dares to say the actual reason why it bombed.
I'll say it: Toy Story is a cringe Millennial perpetual Y2K time trap nostalgia garbage franchise nobody gives a frick about. Literally no one but 40 y.o. manchildren on Reddit give a shit about who Buzz Lightyear is or fricking lore of Toy Story. NOBODY CARES ABOUT THIS SHIT
Still seething over Kino Story, stick with jerking off to Megamind zoom zoom
>My soulles 3D animation is better than YOUR soulles 3D animation
All 3D animation is soulless machine demon shit, unironically thinking some of this puke is in any way different than the next is peak NPC.
u mad?
>I'm going to do the last word
peak NPC, you are devoid of humanity - perfect audience for 3D animated cartoon designed for making toddlers moronic for life
u mad
Public: this film is too pozzed
Disney: this did badly because of white protagonist
It bombed because it featured the 32nd gay kiss in a children's cartoon. Those nasty Christians put their foot down at 32 I guess.
When first I heard about the gay kiss my initial reaction was "Ugh, gays!"
But then I heard it was too women and I was oddly intrigued
Then I saw a clip of the scene and saw it was two old pantsuit wearing israelites and I was like "nah, frick that"
It was like seeing a CGI scene of Hillary Clinton and Angela Merkle making it out.
...worst wank ever.
Whoever thought this movie was a good idea needs to be fired. I really hope they're done fricking with the toy story ip.
accounting will take care of that
A small price to pay to spread the message
Doesn’t Larry fink pay that off?
Unsure. Blackrock moved investments into AI and Netflix announced afterwards that they were switching to non-woke programming. I don't know if Disney's hosed too, it's bloody hard to find data on those monsters.
No, the American government does. Producers get their money before profits are calculated, so they're fine, but everything else can be listed as a tax write off that the government will underwrite.
Your tax dollars are paying for it.
Only 200mil? Not enough
>Make movie no one asked for
>With confusing premise
>Under market it
>Put in gay stuff so it gets banned in China
>Don't even bring back Tim Allen
Legit thought this thing wasn't due to release for another year at least.
>supposed to be the movie Andy watched back in the day
>More like the modern reboot of said movie
>>More like the modern reboot of said movie
That should've been the framing device. They could've even put in a short about it where Buzz learns about the reboot and is intrigued to meet the toys made for the new film, but all he finds are Funko Pops and all Funko Pops (regardless of the character they're based on) acts like a soiboy consoomer.
It’ll make its money back this weekend.
I will never make it's money back.
>it'll double its current box office total on its third weekend
Sure thing bud, two more weeks
>2 more weeks
It's getting absolutely raped by Minions. There was cope for Lightyear that "Family movies are dead" but those little yellow c**ts made 11mil in Thursday previews
What would he do
what's this schizo meme lately. i'm seeing a bunch of pictures with dictionary backdrops.
>schizo
No one answer him
He would have paid his Nazi friend Werner von Braun as a science consultant for the film's rocketry.
>disney lost pocket change
>pocket change
This, Disney+ being a complete financial disaster is what's going to do them in
>keep failing with Star Wars
>keep failing selling merch
>MCU in shambles
>parks are a financial disaster now
>Disney+ is a financial disaster
>lost half the marketcap in less than a year
Trust me, the mouse is scared.
also
>getting hard backlash from the general public in the US
>last succesful children movie was Frozen 2 (in terms of merch+box office), and it couldn't even compare to Frozen 1.
They seem more scared of the people that make them fail over and over again like Kathleen Kennedy though
Why the frick don't they fire her?
She has dirt on everybody apparently
She must have some iron clad contract, Iger not firing her was his idea that he would be the first israeli president of the US, but Chapek has no such aspirations.
I cant wait for them to get so deep in shit they finally have to let go of those IPs
Thank god another disney dark age is coming... hopefully
Paramount and Universal are having good years. I really hope Thor under-performs and has a huge second week drop like Dr Strange 2.
They've resorted to charging $5k for a wienertail to try to squeeze some profit out of Star Wars.
They’re banking evrything on some Saudi Prince obsessed with Star Wars going there
That's not real right? The grammar isn't even correct. Valuable isn't a superlative. They needed to say rarest and MOST valuable
What moron is going to drop $5000 on a single drink? That would be a decent chunk of my kids' school fees for a semester.
There are other drinks like that in fancy places, and normally what happens is the glass its served on is made of gold and has israeliteels or something like that and you get to keep it, so you pay for the cup really. With that said, Disney's version doesn't come in fancy cups and its barely a drink, more like a shot, and they bring it in this stupid cringy thing that looks like a cheap sci fi prop. Look at the video here.
goes great with the hot dog i ordered
>That would be a decent chunk of my kids' school fees for a semester.
>for a semester
based american
How the frick did they screw up STAR WARS? Don't answer that. I know how they did it.
But still, HOW THE FRICK DID THEY SCREW UP FRICKING STAR FRICKING WARS?
It's like the easiest fricking IP to get right.
Just follow these important guidelines:
1. WHITES ONLY
2. Arabs are sand people.
3. Blacks are misc aliens.
4. Good vs Evil (Americans vs Brits)
Lando dumbass
Lando was an alien.
>tfw you will see Disney crash to dust within your lifetime
so based fr
Are you seriously that naive?
cope
the clock is ticking mouseboi
>Buzz Lightyear (the show) in Toy Story is presented as a high concept campy scifi show
>Buzz Lightyear the movie is a bore
what did they think would happen?
It’s a good movie
The only good post ITT
Based sameshill, the movie's garbage thoughever
>t.loves the taste of testicles
deserved, stole ideas from so many better space movies
but more importantly they destroyed some well liked IP
>seeing the iconic childhood character of Buzz Lightyear with the dyke black woman and brown coons
They really cannot help themselves...
That poster alone prevents normgays from watching. No cute girl/romantic interest? Seriously? Women and girls want romance and want to relate to a character, they don't give a frick about the scifi and adventure stuff.
Men and boys want adventure but also a nice chick to look at.
>Movie loses $200 million
Normally this wouldn't be a problem at all, but with the current stock trajectory, the recession which is going to hit like a ton of bricks this autumn, D+ not being profitable for years if not a decade, Disney looks vulnerable for the first time in ages.
Imagine Disney becoming a subsidiary of Amazon or Apple...
Basically this. The Disney logo is becoming a symbol of avoidance for any conservative in the US, which is over 50% (and they are usually families with kids).
This is the worst thing that could happen to the mouse, in the worst momment possible.
Man I hope so. I can confirm that my brother who has several kids has become avoidant of Disney as of late. If they keep going that path they are going(they will), I won't be surprised if he drops his D+ subscription and doesn't just pirate all of the stuff his kids like to watch and plays it for them. I know whenever I have kids I'm only letting them watch old stuff that I saw when I was a kid and even then it'll be heavily curated by me. It's over for the rodent of Florida, they will never have the trust of parents again
just wait until disney's FIRST FEMALE SUPERHERO captain marvel hears about this
>big company makes family friendly content
>bases its success on the proliferation of children and families
>begins to pander almost exclusively to the groups that don't reproduce
Someone is definitely not thinking long term here
So gay.
Which kid do I have to frick to get a decent movie made this millennium?
Wait ... what was their point about Luca? That the little boys should have fricked?
It's about making art, not money.
You can't make art with ideologues and hacks
they never lose money they keep reselling this shit for years until they finally make it
>the one cope pixargays had left "muh streaming" and "le theatres are ded" gets completly destroyed by fricking minions
Pixarcucks will never recover
You are now reminded of the good ol Toy Stories.
You are on your way to buy merch for you or your kids.
Disney profit : € 600 m
Heh nathin personel, kid
>You are on your way to buy merch
Still have the Buzz and Woody dolls I played with as a kid, and the DVDs for Toy Story 1-3 that I'm pretty sure Dad ripped to a Plex server anyway.
At least they had sex
So? They got what they deserved when considering their response to previous woke-induced losses was to attack the audiences, their response was to double down on the wokeness.
It's weird to me how Disneys desire to shill homosexualry outweighs the desire for profit. They are even willing go be locked out of entire markets, including China.
its because audience based revenue streams are all dead and blackrock ESG points are worth more than they could be even if they weren't
Then why do they often try to course correct to put fan service in things to get fans to come back?
its just for show to bait investors
>blackrock ESG points are worth more
To whom?
To companies that huge funds invest in based upon ESG.
to disney? is it really this hard to comprehend the idea media companies aren't producing media for anyone other than blackrock?
Hollywood makes money with drugs and child trafficking, the movies they make are just for laundering that money.
All they had to do was make it animated Flash Gordan. One simple job.
Nice