>movie about a space ranging warrior astronaut >his companions are just diverse humans and a toy cat
so unimaginative and safe, no wonder this movie flopped, kids don't want to see this shit
https://i.imgur.com/cSYhOWt.jpg
Disney was planning on making bank selling those
>every movie now has some shitty little comic relief side character
star wars has the baby yoda thing
marvel has groot
harry potter has got the goblin frickers and also fantastic beasts was designed to sell plushies of all the different creatures
>movie about a space ranging warrior astronaut >his companions are just diverse humans and a toy cat
so unimaginative and safe, no wonder this movie flopped, kids don't want to see this shit
for all the gay kissing, nogs, toy cats, and flopping I hear about this film, what ACTUALLY happens in this movie? this garbage cant be more than 10 minutes runtime
does buzz lightyear go to alien planets in a space suit shooting lasers and flying with this 747 wings?
I want one.
It was so blatantly obvious just like all the gay little droids from basedwars
>every movie now has some shitty little comic relief side character
>lightyear cat
>minions
>porgs
what am i missing
The king, son, baby yeed himself.
Baby sneed paid for 10 failed mascots. You still see Legos and toys with him
they learned from SMT persona and tales of games
literally every disney movie
>minions
>shitty
pick one
frick off boomer
actually raindrops are chemtrails with silver nitrate but its ok
Why is the likes underlined
all boomers who liked it
Why do boomers love minions? my friend's dad is obsessed with them.
Because Minions are funny, thus boomers are based
star wars has the baby yoda thing
marvel has groot
harry potter has got the goblin frickers and also fantastic beasts was designed to sell plushies of all the different creatures
catto
>movie about a space ranging warrior astronaut
>his companions are just diverse humans and a toy cat
so unimaginative and safe, no wonder this movie flopped, kids don't want to see this shit
what's chris evans thinking right now?
woke aside
I don't know why they would make a movie about buzz that is not a spinoff of the actual character from the original movie
the interesting part about toy story universe is that sentinent toys exist and the lovecraftian implications of that fact
>and the lovecraftian implications of that fact
Can you elaborate on this topic?
seeing toys alive when they're not supposed to be alive makes you go insane
i can't sorry
i was just trying to sound smart
thanks for being honest
Just say "existential horror" next time. It's much harder to disprove.
Based exchange
The cartoon based on Buzz was great. If they just adapted that into a feature length movie everyone would have loved it.
and they will, chud.
I actually liked this little dude a lot
I think what helped is that he's plot relevant very early on, solving the hyperdrive crystal thing
He's not just a mascot for the trailers
Don't they know that soys fear the cat?
for all the gay kissing, nogs, toy cats, and flopping I hear about this film, what ACTUALLY happens in this movie? this garbage cant be more than 10 minutes runtime
does buzz lightyear go to alien planets in a space suit shooting lasers and flying with this 747 wings?
It's a time travel story.
yawn
It's literally all Disney knows how to write lol
>buzz toys 30 years ago
>cat toys now
>no black token character toys ever
based
hey I recognize that guy he's from fortnite
I tried to watch this movie in earnest and a sassy black woman is talking down to the main character in under three minutes. I had to shut it off.
Entitled much?
The movie isn't *for* you, chud.