Disney's really leaning into Wolverine's bisexuality. First they established he has threesomes with Cyclops on Krakoa, then flirting and shower scenes with Morph on X-Men '97, now this. How do you feel about this?
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Who gives a shit, hopefully the movie is alright.
Yeah but will we get full penetration, and who will top? I assume Deadpool is the bottom since he lets girls peg him.
Dude he's literally 200 years old, do you really think he never tried the other sex?
He strikes me as too feral/territorial to work as a bisexual. Like, he'd always see other men as his rivals and potential enemies, not potential lovers, all because he HAS been around for that long and seen all the shit he's seen living in remote Canada. I can see lots of comic characters going bi but he's very low on the list of potentials.
Personally I always hated the extremely reddity trope of 'the older you get the more of a homosexual you become', it's hard to take seriously when you consider that's almost entirely pushed by gay or bisexual people who didn't need immortality's help to suck wieners.
It's just common sense. Imagine being 1000 years old and only fricking one sex. I can't wrap my head around that, that would get agonizingly boring.
>It's just common sense.
that's purely subjective.
You usually have your sexual preferences by your mid 20s, so yes, you more than likely would just stick to women unless you already had an inclination for dick
You might just be a gay.
>t. homosexual who literally cannot imagine not wanting to suck wiener
I doubt elderly gays are any less gay than they were in their youth, anon. This and the "everyone will be Bi in the future" trope are just a fantasies of LGBT coomers who wish everyone was open to fricking them.
An eternally youthful immortal isn't comparable to an elderly person though. Your biology, neurochemistry, psychology, and philosophy changed in response to your body aging and decaying and your own encroaching mortality, so you're shaped by your age. An eternally youthful person is unprecedented. There is no real-life analogue.
If anything, the lack the deterioration of their minds would make them less susceptible to changing their sexual preferences. People generally know what they're attracted to. Again, the fantasy of a person meeting a special someone who manages to reconsider their sexuality is just that: a fantasy. It's cut from the same cloth as the idea of a man who "turns" a lesbian with his dick, just repackaged for LGBT folks.
You can fix Lesbians with your dick though.
Only a few hateful butch one's are immune to it.
funny how people never say that about actually gay characters.
It's always the straight characters that are "totally going to be bi after enough time" But when you have an immortal that is just a huge gay, no one ever mentions how he might start fricking women out of boredom.
Anyone who's that old would remember the days when people got hanged by the government for buggery, not to mention extra-judicial stuff. That's the kind of shit that would 100% cause a bisexual to ignore any tiny feelings they might have and make themselves straight because it's just not worth it to explore that side of themselves when they're equally attracted to women. You even had full on gay men getting married just to hide themselves until very recently. The argument that they don't care what society thinks only really works if you make them so old that they see the whole anti-homosexuality thing as a new fad, like Apocalypse or Vandal Savage.
t. bisexual who certainly wouldn't have risked my neck, no matter how luscious that femboy booty was.
I don't know. Let's say you're 200 years. In your lifetime, you would've seen the rights of minorities going from going from enslavement, to having voting rights, to Jim Crow, and to anti-discrimination laws. You would've seen women going from not being able to vote, to being able to vote, to being elected heads of government. And you would've seen queers going from being killed on-sight, to being institutionalized, to being arrested, to being illegal but unenforced, to being legal, to being able to marry. The point is, I feel like someone who lived that long would eventually realize how society and its prejudices will always soften and go away eventually. I think they'd learn to surrender their prejudices eventually, because they've seen their prejudices get phased out time and time again. But it's impossible to know, since it's such a fantastical concept. I mean, we have people over 100 today and you better believe they all still have the prejudices of their childhood. So maybe another 100 hundreds wouldn't change that.
>another 100 hundreds
another 100 years
>will always soften and go away eventually.
Anon there's nothing to prove that. He could just as easily see it as a small moment of acceptance before it all goes back to being how it was for most of his life, and so revealing yourself is just a trap. Gay marriage in the US has been legally recognised for less than a decade and now there's a whole push about changing shit back. Hell, he's had like fifty different timetravellers telling him that the world is going to end up taking away the rights of mutants and put them in slave camps or extermination camps, depending on the timeline, why wouldn't that make him paranoid about the same happening to other minorities and see it as them all living in a golden age before the collapse of rights? It's not like Logan is presented as a hopeful character that see the best in mankind.
Your argument certainly works for him being tolerant to other people who are gay or bi, same goes for any character that's been around for that long, he's been around long enough that he must have run into gay people so it shouldn't be a shock to him or anything. But that doesn't mean he should be comfortable about being openly bi or not ignoring that part of himself, with all the baggage he's picked up. Especially since carrying baggage is such a huge part of his character.
I think there's lots of characters that make sense as bi but Logan just doesn't strike me as one outside the alternate universe ones where he's basically a completely different guy. Captcha was SW0DN and it made me realise that Odin is one of the characters where it would make sense, with the whole "magic is for women" thing the Norse had going on.
>revealing yourself is just a trap
I'm not saying Logan would ever advertise himself as bi, wearing pride merch and shit. He'd be an old-fashioned bi. Like Marlon Brando in the 40s. The thing about anti-homosexuality laws and taboos is that it's almost impossible to enforce, because it's two consenting adults doing something in total privacy. No victims, no witnesses, no evidence. I don't think he'd give a shit about what others think. I think the only judgment that would stop him would be internal (internalized homophobia), not external.
They’ve had gay AU Wolverines running around the Marvel U for over a decade. One of them is in a long standing relationship with his version of Hercules.
Marvel baiting the fujoshi with this matching pendant
Amazing how unhinged people can get over a movie poster with an obvious joke in it.
Bro, he's they're Ca*adians
God fricking dammed
The first two were mid and watchable but now i know i wont be seeing this one
Why anything that israelites touch becomes like this, they fricking ruin everything
>How do you feel about this?
That no one can just be friends anymore in movies, tv shows, video games, comics and other media. It always got to be something sexual or romantic going on because that is the only type of love that can exist between two people.
I could accept it more if they actually bothered writing some good romance, but they've basically given up on that point. Tv shows just throw in soulless sex scenes that are just shitty porn clips because it's so much easier than writing believable and emotional romance scenes. So friendships are gone and so is the romance, all that's left is ad lib relationship drama plotlines we've seen a thousand times with "daring" sex scenes thrown in.
Still a better match for him than Jean Grey
Why is Wolverine suddenly having sex with men? Is it because Nerds have given up on women and decided to be LGBTBBQ* because they can frick a troon more easily than a chick?
That's so accurate I have to assume you're speaking from your own personal experience. Eerie
Not mine, but someone I know got divorced, went gay and had some obnoxious gay boyfriend before he decided to date a fat troon like you. Seems to be a pipeline.
Morph may have a crush on Logan but he’s still simping for Jean
Is it really all that gay if your bro shape shifts into a woman first?
Does he though? You can do it without touching the other person...