How will this be pozzed garbage? gays? Maybe first troons character for the babies? Gotta start them young. Gotta make the children doubt their sexual identity as soon as possible. This is what Disney and all Marxists want.
It's set in Moorish Spain which is kinda fricked up for a "first film set in Spain". The good guys are occupiers and religious hardliners who kept slavery right up until their empire ended in 1945.
This claims to be set in Moorish spain but judging from what we actually see from the promos and trailers and synopsis this isnt even Moorish Spain but some brown fantasy thing like Elena of Avalor
Imagine having a mind this devoid of original thought. Just yap the same lines like a proper npc or trained dog in response to anything and everything.
Anon I get what you're saying but the shareholders aren't exactly innocent either and trying to act like they're unfortunate idiots who've been duped is just poor reasoning. Most of Disney's investors knew exactly what they were getting in for and have been partly responsible for the appointment of the past few CEOs.
I'm glad there's a villain, but so far the publicity makes it seem like an uninteresting movie >located on a beautiful but small and uneventful town >story is about how some rich butthole is taking advantage of people and some girl stopping him >talking animal and emoji star as the sidekicks instead of actual people >no other relevant characters promoted so far >main song they're advertising is just okay
If this ever gets to be a success they'll have to do something like Encanto where normies get emotionally invested. Otherwise it's just gonna be forgettable.
what makes it damning is a couple of things >advertising that you got a villain. what the frick is this shit? >attempts to do a "unique animation" but halfheartedly does it, so it still has the trappings of disneyface
>advertising that you got a villain. what the frick is this shit?
Disney films recently stopped having real villains. It's been a fairly common complaint as people get tired of family drama and other toothless forms of conflict.
No, we've been hating it since 2010. People made fun of the title Tangled by saying The Little Mermaid would have been called Beached. Luca and Encanto work as one-word titles. Coco should have been called Remember Me. Wish is definitely Ithe worst name since if you google "Disney Wish" you get the new cruise ship and not the upcoming movie.
No, we've been hating it since 2010. People made fun of the title Tangled by saying The Little Mermaid would have been called Beached. Luca and Encanto work as one-word titles. Coco should have been called Remember Me. Wish is definitely Ithe worst name since if you google "Disney Wish" you get the new cruise ship and not the upcoming movie.
Mind you, Pixar started this with Cars, then Ratatoille, WALL-E, Up, and Brave. It might be a Lasseter thing.
No, we've been hating it since 2010. People made fun of the title Tangled by saying The Little Mermaid would have been called Beached. Luca and Encanto work as one-word titles. Coco should have been called Remember Me. Wish is definitely Ithe worst name since if you google "Disney Wish" you get the new cruise ship and not the upcoming movie.
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Mind you, Pixar started this with Cars, then Ratatoille, WALL-E, Up, and Brave. It might be a Lasseter thing.
I went through to see all the Disney/Pixar one-word titles in order >Pinocchio >Fantasia >Dumbo >Bambi >Cinderella >Aladdin >Pocahontas >Hercules >Mulan >Tarzan >Cars >Ratatouille >WALL-E >Bolt >Up >Tangled >Brave >Frozen >Zootopia >Moana >Coco >Onward >Soul >Luca >Encanto >Lightyear >Elemental >Wish >Elio
Movies named after the main character or the place it's set are good. The ones that have basically nothing to do with the movie suck. Tangled should have just been Rapunzel.
How will this be pozzed garbage? gays? Maybe first troons character for the babies? Gotta start them young. Gotta make the children doubt their sexual identity as soon as possible. This is what Disney and all Marxists want.
It's set in Moorish Spain which is kinda fricked up for a "first film set in Spain". The good guys are occupiers and religious hardliners who kept slavery right up until their empire ended in 1945.
This claims to be set in Moorish spain but judging from what we actually see from the promos and trailers and synopsis this isnt even Moorish Spain but some brown fantasy thing like Elena of Avalor
what in the hell are you talking about
So like setting a film in modern Europe with muzzies occupying it?
Holy schizola
Maybe the star mascot creature will be nonbinary.
Though personally I don’t mind a cute ambiguously gendered character once in a while if they’re not obnoxious about it.
The "grumpy" teenage friend is gonna be nonbinary, and I fully expect the lead to market the movie as starring a queen WoC like herself.
*queer goddammit
All characters are Brown despite talking place in middle ages spain, doesnt that piss you off already?
Its set in Islamic spain, so I suppose you consider arabs and berbers white? Then again half of them were visigoths and celtiberians
Imagine having a mind this devoid of original thought. Just yap the same lines like a proper npc or trained dog in response to anything and everything.
Its going to be a israelite propaganda, anti Catholic movie.
asturian hill savages btfo
No
>It's another Disney deconstructs it's old trope to show how fresh and hip they are
Genuinely zero IQ moves
Why goes his beard look like feathers?
is it out?
Most literate Cinemaphilener????!?
huh? just answer my question?
*smacks lips* A lot of people ask us that question and lemme tell ya, it'll be out when it's out.
and we like that
And we do like that, we like that very much
Would
If they got a song as catchy as Let It Go, maybe.
Can someone fill me in? Are the moors supposed to be the good guys here? Film seems to be set before the reconquista
>disney movie with a single-word title made after 2010
it's gonna suck
A blatantly evil disney villian? Sign me up.
I hope these poster cards and trailers aren't a fakeout to reveal a the actual villian.
It's written by Jennifer Lee. It's gonna be shit.
Magnifico put new forgis on his jeep
>movie does not contain the stereotype of andalusians as horny drunk lazy morons who get laughed at by all the other muslims
Rubbish.
Gotta have a white guy as the real villain or you are playing to stereotypes.
Theyd have to make him very blatantly christian then because there were a lot of white muslims in Andalus
Anon I get what you're saying but the shareholders aren't exactly innocent either and trying to act like they're unfortunate idiots who've been duped is just poor reasoning. Most of Disney's investors knew exactly what they were getting in for and have been partly responsible for the appointment of the past few CEOs.
>Cris Pine
Just had a Pinocchio live action flashback.
they really miss why people celebrated Jack Horner
What are you talking about? Every Disney movie is a classic
No and no.
I'm glad there's a villain, but so far the publicity makes it seem like an uninteresting movie
>located on a beautiful but small and uneventful town
>story is about how some rich butthole is taking advantage of people and some girl stopping him
>talking animal and emoji star as the sidekicks instead of actual people
>no other relevant characters promoted so far
>main song they're advertising is just okay
If this ever gets to be a success they'll have to do something like Encanto where normies get emotionally invested. Otherwise it's just gonna be forgettable.
what makes it damning is a couple of things
>advertising that you got a villain. what the frick is this shit?
>attempts to do a "unique animation" but halfheartedly does it, so it still has the trappings of disneyface
>advertising that you got a villain. what the frick is this shit?
Disney films recently stopped having real villains. It's been a fairly common complaint as people get tired of family drama and other toothless forms of conflict.
I know, but they really miss the point as to why those villains were good. no one advertised jack horner for instance.
Really looking forward to the corn plate tweets
Place your bets now: how big will the collective thirst for him be?
>Could this be a classic?
No. It looks weird. I just want a traditional Disney Princess film. Last one was Tangled.
Looks like he takes estrogen. Someone should Chadify him.
Do you think the alphabet cult is going to accuse Disney of gay-coding their villains again?
Get with the times chud, gay villains are stunning and brave again.
Heres your villain. White AND muslim. Literally a knockoff Tywin Lannister but more moronic
Did they forget to texture his beard?
It looks insanely generic, like they literally just pumped out "Disney Movie" and said frick it that'll do
Am I autistic for hating these one-word movie titles that Disney keeps doing? Netflix does the same thing for their original movies.
>Frozen
>Tangled
>Coco
>Luca
>Encanto
>Wish
It feels like they are dumbing everything down.
It's for SEO on Google. One word titles are more likely to redirect you to a movie even if you typed something else.
Thats genuinely dumb as hell. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs but everybody just types in "snow white" so it had a normal title and SEO points
No, we've been hating it since 2010. People made fun of the title Tangled by saying The Little Mermaid would have been called Beached. Luca and Encanto work as one-word titles. Coco should have been called Remember Me. Wish is definitely Ithe worst name since if you google "Disney Wish" you get the new cruise ship and not the upcoming movie.
Mind you, Pixar started this with Cars, then Ratatoille, WALL-E, Up, and Brave. It might be a Lasseter thing.
I went through to see all the Disney/Pixar one-word titles in order
>Pinocchio
>Fantasia
>Dumbo
>Bambi
>Cinderella
>Aladdin
>Pocahontas
>Hercules
>Mulan
>Tarzan
>Cars
>Ratatouille
>WALL-E
>Bolt
>Up
>Tangled
>Brave
>Frozen
>Zootopia
>Moana
>Coco
>Onward
>Soul
>Luca
>Encanto
>Lightyear
>Elemental
>Wish
>Elio
Movies named after the main character or the place it's set are good. The ones that have basically nothing to do with the movie suck. Tangled should have just been Rapunzel.
No, because they don't have employees capable of making good cartoons. There's no actual mystery
I’m barely seeing any advertising or any talk of it, is the movie DOA?
Cool
>Could this be a classic?
No
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