Dissapointing nude scenes

You guys talk a lot about nudity on film, but the only unnecessary ones are when the actress has a sad body.

Neve Campbell was one the hottest girls of the 90's and when she went topless it was a major letdown.

Any other examples?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meg Ryan was more like Meh Ryan, they can't all be like Halle Berry

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh, that was so fricking sad

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >halle berry
      def made me feel good (x2)

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her pancake breasts in GoT were a sad surprise

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll allow it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was going to post this…this must be how women felt when they realized zac efron is a manlet

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're not bad enough to ruin her for me, i'd still wack it to her nude scenes. neve campbell or teri hatcher, those are real trainwrecks, instant boner killer

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think bras were invented to hide pancake breasts

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      one of the most disappointing ever. still a cute face tho

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The irony of disappoint breasts (Campbell, Dormer, Pike, Ferguson) is that they could easily be improved by skilled, moderate breast augmentation.
        It's one of the cases where plastic surgery is recommended and even commonsensical.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some breasts cant get better. A lot of actress dont do nude scene so a breast implant doenst serve them especially since Hollywood dont like showing big breasts.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They can always be improved as in getting mini-sized silicon implants. Actresses don't usually shy away from nude scenes btw, they don't care if their boobs doesn't look topnotch as the 4 cases I mentioned show

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How could her breasts have been a surprise, she was topless in like half of the episodes of The Tudors.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        no one watched that crap

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I did. It was kino with Henry Cavil and Sam Neill.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no one watched that crap
          The Tudors is ahistorical kino. Give it a chance.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still mad

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn she was hot

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why come no post booba

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a blue board my guy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah I thought the colors were just decorative

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm tired of being banned, just trying to have a conversations with you guys

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      go ahead chief its sunday there's no mod present

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just go to aznude coomer

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here you go buddy. I need a vacation from this place anyway. o/

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those were operated on for some reason, you can see the anchor shaped scars below the nipple, and round scars around the nipples, which were completely relocated. Why the frick would she even do that?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess showing her pre surgery breasts besides Denisse Richards would've made her really insecure

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            But what could be worse than this? I guess she just had cute saggy breasts with puffy nips on the lower half, nothing wrong with that.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She had her implants removed before having a baby

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Neve Campbell never had implants, that was Denise Richards.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think actresses with bad breasts whipping them out is beyond based. A few examples of babes who don't give AF:
        >Alia Shawkat
        >Erin Moriarty
        >Ella Purnell

        Meanwhile you have fake tittied worshipped prostitutes like Brie Larson and Hilary Duff who will never whip them out because they're shallow, insecure, and c**ts.

        Think I don't know my fake breasts? Here's the rare occasion an actress got her breast implants out:
        >Christy Carlson Romano
        >Kathleen Robertson
        >Victoria Pratt

        Trust me, when it comes to actresses breast, I know the score.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Christy Carlson Romano
          is she still grifting in Youtube. she said that the nude scene was a mistake

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Address me as "Boobmaster", please.

            And I'm sure she is still grifting. Because she recently got the implants put back in! Smaller ones, but she's been posting random thirst pics on Insta (dead give away).

            Ask me about any actresses breasts and I will tell you the TRUTH. No simping.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gillian Andersen?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have chose the one actress that vexes the Boobmaster! Gilly shows her breasts on film and they looked fake, but my sources said "real". More research is needed.

                Sorry, I have failed you.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Address me as "Boobmaster", please.

                And I'm sure she is still grifting. Because she recently got the implants put back in! Smaller ones, but she's been posting random thirst pics on Insta (dead give away).

                Ask me about any actresses breasts and I will tell you the TRUTH. No simping.

                Although we appoint you to the Boob Council, we do not grant you the rank of Boobmaster

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I HAVE BROUGHT BREASTS, breasts, MELONS AND BAZOOKAS TO MY NEW BOOB EMPIRE.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                *YOUR* NEW BOOB EMPIRE?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't make me milk you.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I appreciate the effort. And why haven't I been banned yet, jannies must be at church.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Queen Latifah. She had hella bust in Chicago

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Boobmaster
              Thinks brie larsens breasts are fake
              NGMI KLHLVbro

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you have to be moronic to think they aren't

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They aren't

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now those are perfect... question is: are they real?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Very obviously yes

                They aren't

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                those nipples look too good

                they have to be naturals

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt it, they are fake imo. Too big for her skinny frame.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Once again, implants do not do that

                They aren't

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                These are obvious fakes

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They aren't

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you saying that because you actually see signs of being fake or are you saying that because you don't like Brie Larson and would prefer it to be true so you can insult her with it?

                They are just clearly fake. The roundness makes them suspect and they also look hard

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Explain how they flatten out then. Or why they hang down.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                uh

                gravity

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which flies in the face of your fake claim.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you saying that because you actually see signs of being fake or are you saying that because you don't like Brie Larson and would prefer it to be true so you can insult her with it?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>Erin Moriarty
          Not that they exist anymore but those are bad?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            they look fine

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gay take

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              How so? I questioned him putting Moriarty's next to Alia Shawkat's flaps.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              These are not bad. She has a small frame.

              they look fine

              perfectly sized you homo. B's for life

              What's up with not being able to read?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Europeans took over this board a few years ago, English reading comprehension is at an all time low.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            These are not bad. She has a small frame.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              perfectly sized you homo. B's for life

              Exactly, they fit her body type perfectly and look perky enough. Likewise Kiera Knightley and Juliette Lewis' breasts.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            perfectly sized you homo. B's for life

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Brie Larson
          Brie's breasts were pretty great in the fappening, fake or not, and I'd rather see hilary's dumper than her breasts

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that looks like a really bad shoop

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do I stop my breasts becoming pancakes?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          ill have to take a closer look at them to give you proper advice.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop taking hormones

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically stop using a bra. If you don't use muscles they weaken.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's the complete opposite though, gravity wins if you don't use a bra

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          breasts or gfto

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          ywnbaw

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          cease hrt

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          go to the gym, men shouldnt have breasts anyway

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're a dude you shouldn't have breasts so start working out

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          always wear a bra, and don't breast feed if you don't want fricked up looking nipples

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hear bras make no difference. Zoomer girls no longer use them btw

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dont care, still would frick her brains out.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh me too, Neve was a huge crush of mine back in the 90s.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            fricking party of five, lacey, neve and hewitt all on one show was so nut worthy back then

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        one of the most attractive woman to grace the screen and she has those disappointments. Our God is not a good or merciful God, one would not be that unkind.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If a girl I liked took her shirt off and her boobs looked like that I'd just cry

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          We'd probably end up breaking up if that happened with my girlfriend. Not because I'd want to, but because I very likely wouldn't be able to contain my initial "...Oh" upon seeing them.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I"m an ass man, every girlfriend I've ever had except one had perfect C or D cup breasts but a tiny flat ass. Life is funny in how it makes you suffer.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh frick. my last GF had a H cup but no ass,

            imagine getting huge heavy naturals and no butt. it was kinda difficult

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder how they would look like if she went to a Body by Pierce clinic.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boob-poster here, just checking if I'm banned yet.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          RELEASE MEEEEE

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        she has mournful breasts

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it looks like she got fat and lost a lot of weight, also she should keep her nipples hard would look better than pancake + soft innies

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally Joever

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like George Costanza

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          do you think her breasts suffered from significant shrinkage?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the worst breasts I have ever seen wtf

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          ive sucked on worse

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They look pretty good here. They look more disappointing in the shower scene.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the flapjack breasts were for the part
        with the dismal breasts, the dyke haircut and the glass of wine, she was playing a "karen"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricks sake... Her breasts are sad enough, but salvageable. Her nipples on the other hand are on par with Ellen Page's, after they were physically cut off and then sewn back on again cosmetically. Surely Neve had some kind of accident and they are mutilated, right? To have nipples that look like that naturally, you must be cursed by God to have invoked His wraith

        Somebody get Neve Campbell to Bridgette B's nipple plastic surgeon to fix those sorrowful things up

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They dont even look like female breasts, they look like the breasts of a fat child cut and pasted onto her chest.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even with some well done implants her areola are still too small, she's cursed.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember seeing From Hell because I heard Alicia Silverstone was topless in it. That was a big letdown. Her body was not as hot as her face or the hype would have you believe.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      was she in From Hell?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      was she in From Hell?

      probably thinking of heather graham

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Heather Graham had amazing breasts THO.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, and she showed every time.

          a real one

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Heather Graham nude scenes are elite.
          Boogie Nights, Drugstore Cowboy, great movies too.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      never did a nude scene, but some nude peta photoshoots, although there's a rumor that she actually did the bare ass scene in the crush. Considering how close the body double's ass is to hers in her nude photoshoot I think it might be true. She has such a great ass in clueless.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we get real bros? Aside from her over-average, pudgy, PAWG-tier butt - her dog-snout breasts where sad.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's that MEW?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yuh

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah. tit's aren't that great but that is fricking glorious

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >over-average
      Nope. Average is more likely.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was shapely and large... let's give her that and call it "over-average" cause above average is Bayley

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meh, she aint no bryce dallas howard.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were perky.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

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      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        perky and super low at the same time, yikes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "they're real and they're amazing"
    Never look for Teri Hatcher nudes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      in "Rules of engagement" there is a running bit about having Teri's nudes on TIVO and that's how i know that these guys had bad taste

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >google 'teri hatcher nudes'
      >among results is mrdeepfake bigdickbully with her being blacked
      hitler shouldve won

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      in "Rules of engagement" there is a running bit about having Teri's nudes on TIVO and that's how i know that these guys had bad taste

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They’re real and they’re terrible

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair she's quite a bit older here than on that Seinfeld episode, gravity and time take their toll

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That movie is from 1996, she was in Seinfeld in 1993.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              well shit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        her breasts are so disgusting, i never knew/noticed you could see some of her pussy at moments in this scene

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top 3 disappointing breasts for sure.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very mismatched with her attractive face

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ewwwww

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's with the Irish actresses?
      Jessie Buckley

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That looks good though.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not seeing the issue here

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jessica Harper
    Heather Lagenkamp

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that scene where she tries to pinch her nipple but misses by 10cm because her breasts are so droopy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one ever thought Maggie Gyllenhaal was attractive though.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, she was cute in Secretary

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          *Secretariat
          Sorry

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ive always thought she was cute. you coomer brains are delusional.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maggie in TDK was a babe.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That one crazy clown guy did

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      well hello beautiful!

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yvonne Strahovski's leaks were a disappointment to me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah because of mass effect 2 I thought she'd have a much greater ass seeing as they scanned her for miranda

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU UNDERESTIMATE HER BUST SIZE

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jennifer Lawrence in No Hard Feelings. Her breasts were better in the fappening leaks, now they're disappointing flap jacks.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean having a child and getting older get's you there

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >get's
        That's not a word.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      reddit cooms over and over posting this scene and she looks awful

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      reddit cooms over and over posting this scene and she looks awful

      JLaw at this point is a weird boner paradox. Her face is still relatively the same as before and very pretty. She had an attracted voice and attitude. But now her body is blown out and gross and everyone KNOWS what every inch of her body used to look like. So now that she’s going all out naked in movies your brain can’t decide whether to coom or cringe.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's deflated post-breastfeeding breasts for ya

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because she's had a baby and is a decade older. She never had "perky" looking breasts even in the Fappening.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, but only her first nude scene, the ones in "I Smile Back" are pretty nice

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's hot but the girl who died at the start of Scream 1 was hotter

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're thinking of Scary Movie.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never thought she was that hot. The broad who played her sister on that tv show she was on (the one from Mean Girls) was far hotter.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nicky Whelan in Hall Pass. Looks absolutely gorgeous but her boobs are kind of disappointing. I was hoping they'd be more like Margot Robbie's in Wolf of Wall Street.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Margot Robbie
      flat ass and breasts, thanks of reminding me, much disappoint. no frills version of jaime pressly

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jaime Pressly had one of the greatest asses a white girl could have.

        the chair scene in Poison Ivy 3 is pure cinema

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          And here it is

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember a more or less recent-ish (a few years ago) Rosamund Pike nude scene and her body looked flabbier than I imagined. But even when flawed, watching actresses naked is always exciting and adds a great level of interest to any movie because there's a thrill to itgvygk2

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ctrl-F 'Mcgrath'
    >1 result
    Well, someone's done my job for me.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you care so much about whether or not the breasts are nice? You don't see them 99% of the time. It's the face you have to look at everyday.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet you homies get mad when women care about dick size.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, but I do get mad about double standard. If they are going to make penis size joke then they shouldn't complain when we talk about breasts size.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was only a letdown because when she finally did it she was old, if she did it in her 20s when her breasts were nice and perky it woulda been epic bro!!

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very disappointed with her

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      also with Elliot Page. for a brief window they had the most gorgeous look about them.

      Is there any queer actress with the goods?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ellen page had a nice little bubble butt, too bad she never showed it

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          In Whip It she was in her best form

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Am I the one that really liked the Snow White and the huntsman movies? Pretty good fantasy and qt KStew moments.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Personal Shopper for her many booba

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that awful charlies angels gym scene just for that ass jiggle.

      Am I the one that really liked the Snow White and the huntsman movies? Pretty good fantasy and qt KStew moments.

      Personal Shopper for her many booba

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >disappointing
      Did you expect KStew to secretly be packing DDs or something? She's flat but not sure why that would be a surprise.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This b***h is one of the most bottom of the barrel shitheads Hollywood has ever ditched out

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, she's good

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      shes got a pretty pussy though. all bi girls do.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT MOVIE IS SHE WEARING ANYTHING COVERING HER PUSSY AND butthole

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh wait the topic is disappointing my bad

      WHAT MOVIE IS SHE WEARING ANYTHING COVERING HER PUSSY AND butthole

      The Hot Spot

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      enhance

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      when shes on all fours thats definitely a body double.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >when shes on all fours thats definitely a body double.
        I've read it is her.
        I was skeptical too but "I want to Believe."

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          where did you "read" this?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            On Cinemaphile

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have done extensive body analysis using the uncompressed Blu-Ray rip to confirm that it is indeed her.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn't

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      will a 4K release of this ever exist?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are plenty of Orion Pictures films released in 4K, so it's certainly possible it'll happen at some point

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the best nude scenes of all time actually.

      when shes on all fours thats definitely a body double.

      Wrong, it's her, the entire scene makes that abundantly clear

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      how can we enhance the quality? is there an anon here who can uplift this to hd or something?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just get the untouched Blu-Ray rip.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The most brutal nude mogging in history

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      we need AI upscaling. We have to go deeper.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      dammit! they covered her butthole and pussy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For a good number of years, she was the hottest woman on the planet.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    order of relevance:
    face > wide hips > pussy >>>>> boobs > ass

    • 7 months ago
      NeccFaq

      and finally
      necc>>>the rest

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      face, ass, thighs, pussy, boobs, tummy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me its
      ass > hips > wiener > boobs > pussy (i guess if i HAVE to settle for a chick without dick) > face

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      personality > all that superficial other stuff

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        B-but personality shows up in the face.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      face, ass, thighs, pussy, boobs, tummy

      for me its
      ass > hips > wiener > boobs > pussy (i guess if i HAVE to settle for a chick without dick) > face

      Normalgays are so fricking cringe
      Why are you even on this website? Frick off and learn to behave around the other herd apes.

      and finally
      necc>>>the rest

      An actual based answer made by a human

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      face > tum > boobs > hips > legs > pits > shoulders/arms > ass

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alexis Dziena's were so bad they kinda killed her career

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks fine

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This scene is amazing and you are most likely 1)homosexual 2)trolling 3)low-t or drained by masturbation, or a combination of these factors.
      What killed Dziena's career was a scandalous falling out she had a few years later with 1)her family, whom she accused of stealing her money and later 2) her bf, which led to him getting a restraining order against her.
      Both events imply she had some type of breakdown which made her quit acting around 2014 (9 years and 10 movies after Broken Flowers)

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will we ever get Kendrick nudes?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her coke days are done and nobody's hiring her anymore, so probably not.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      best you're getting is that one sheer nipple slip

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I just saw it. I don't want to see her topless anymore. She should get that fixed.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I just saw it. I don't want to see her topless anymore. She should get that fixed.

        link pls

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how to tell you virgins this but this is what real breasts actually look like most of the time.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      4/5 women are naked on the internet now. That line doesn't work anymore.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't get much worse than liv tyler

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good god season 1 Rose was so cute and attractive. Take me back. I think she does have nudes out but it’s after she peaked.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no movie scenes of an actress being nude and then peeing on camera

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      gays and I guess maybe a few really sad women get to see Chris meloni peeing. well lit. long scene.
      but no, we will probably never get to see Isabela Moner spread her little cootchie and pee away for us

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amy Jo Johnson's nude scene was extremely disappointing. Not because her breasts were bad, but because she was roughly twenty feet away from the camera.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah need to see that big ol' bubble butt

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m still mad they didn’t make the Scorpion King rated R so this scene could be full frontal.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any attempt at a sword-and-sorcery film without some female nudity should be downright ashamed of itself.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why? You can see how small and disappointing they are from this webm.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They look perky. Where was it ever suggested they were big? So how can they be "disappointing"?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cute Asian
        >hot slippery bath
        >get forced into a crowded market totally naked
        >great tummy
        It’s not always about size you peabrain coomer

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It’s not always about size
          Oh you’re gay. I understand now. Thanks senpai.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >so indicate about your sexuality you can’t look at a somewhat small chest girl without imagining her as a man
            >calls others gay

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disappointing not from quality of the breasts, she's about as flat as we already knew, but the nipples are good, instead because her nude scene is as a pasty and blue corpse, seen from a distance

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who's this? She looks like someone combined MEW and MBB.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cailee Spaeny. Fittingly she is similar to MEW in having small breasts and a big ass. But is like 5 feet tall.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          man, that's the kino shape

          Just like Jane Levy.

          Cute face, small breasts and big ass for her frame

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Just like Jane Levy.
            Seems like Fede Alvarez's type, he had Levy in Evil Dead 2013 and Don't Breathe, and Spaeny in his upcoming Alien film, as well as Isabela Moner, another short girl with small breasts and big ass.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Just like Jane Levy.
            Seems like Fede Alvarez's type, he had Levy in Evil Dead 2013 and Don't Breathe, and Spaeny in his upcoming Alien film, as well as Isabela Moner, another short girl with small breasts and big ass.

            >Jane Levy
            I really liked her in the Evil Dead remake. She's cute. It's a shame, though, I feel like I haven't really seen her in anything since that. Surely she's been in movies since 2013?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              She's been in some films

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                wtf?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is it the movie with two chicks standing on a pole mixed with SAW?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Just like Jane Levy.
              Seems like Fede Alvarez's type, he had Levy in Evil Dead 2013 and Don't Breathe, and Spaeny in his upcoming Alien film, as well as Isabela Moner, another short girl with small breasts and big ass.

              Incidentally, NOT on the list of disappointing nudity, her leaks were very nice, as well as her professional nudity.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Jane Levy leaks
                Go on...

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I shan't derail much but examples

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s a certified cute tushie

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, please, derail away. She's lovely.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably Keira Knightley's

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How so? She looked good. She actually got flatter as she got older, her later nudes she's a plank.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      her best feature is her face and ass, too bad she never showed her dumper

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rebecca Ferguson's flippy floppies. It was a while ago, the b***h refuses to do full nude scenes now so we can't see if anything changed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always mix up Rebecca Ferguson and Rebecca Hall. I prefer Hall.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ferguson is peak nose kino.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          So she stole Scarjo's nose game & pit pics

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hers are pretty big, most like that are gonna be heavy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Although she was a little mogged in the same series by the actress that played the Waif in Game of Thrones

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Me on the right

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You gays talk a lot of shit about flapjack breasts but you aren't posting enough about them.
    Shameful.

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sarah Silverman

    Not disappointment so much as horror.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    God the fappening was hilarious. The sounds of millions of simps crying out, then suddenly...silence

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prime Scarjo with the implants never did a nude scene.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She never had implants.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        she had the implants removed because of fear of breast cancer and because she grew more feminist over the years of being asked in interviews how much does she like the attention men give her.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She never had any to begin with.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She just had amazing breasts. No implants

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This b***h got nude and I didn't even care anymore

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      her latest nude scene was a huge let down, was looking forward to it and it was likely a body double anyway, too brief and barely got to see anything

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not for looking bad, she looked good, but because we barely glimpsed her, there was like one shot of one of her breasts from the side, instead we got almost all focus on forty five year old Kate Winslet who already did copious nudity twenty years earlier, and her anachronistic breasts.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread seems to be filled with fricking homosexuals, how can one thread be so fricking gay?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      low to no standards pajeet or wang poster.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >low to no standards pajeet or wang poster.
        Cinemaphile neets having standards, ok paco.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      well it just got gayer now that your here

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've had a friend who had a friend with silicone breasts. He was quite proud of it and asked my friend if he wanted to touch them.

    Another time I went to a stripclub and got a lapdance where I got to touch silicone breasts

    Third time was where I arrived in a bar in the middle of the night where my boss where and my mother was there too. Two women were the bartenders and one of them had silicone breasts.

    Those are the three times I encountered silicone breasts in my life. I wish they weren't so rare. I've never seen a woman with a fake butt in my life, so there's that.

    Silicone breasts are pretty great, on the right woman. But rare.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I've had a friend who had a friend with silicone breasts
      *I've had a friend who had a friend who had a girlfriend.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      fake breasts and asses are the norm where i live and i hate it. id rather play with flap jacks than hard basketballs.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brazil?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      fake breasts and asses are the norm where i live and i hate it. id rather play with flap jacks than hard basketballs.

      Butt implants are 9 out of 10 times hideous (Nicki Minaj, Iggy Azalea). Squats are the way to go

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        fake breasts and asses are the norm where i live and i hate it. id rather play with flap jacks than hard basketballs.

        I've had a friend who had a friend with silicone breasts. He was quite proud of it and asked my friend if he wanted to touch them.

        Another time I went to a stripclub and got a lapdance where I got to touch silicone breasts

        Third time was where I arrived in a bar in the middle of the night where my boss where and my mother was there too. Two women were the bartenders and one of them had silicone breasts.

        Those are the three times I encountered silicone breasts in my life. I wish they weren't so rare. I've never seen a woman with a fake butt in my life, so there's that.

        Silicone breasts are pretty great, on the right woman. But rare.

        fake asses and breasts never look right

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Very very rarely they do from the right angle: Mia Malkova's looks ok. But that's a very rare exception indeed

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >if you look at them from just the right angle, women dont look bad
            normie cope

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            First thing I heard about how to spot women with silicone breasts was:"If you see a woman tanning on her back and the breasts don't sink in, they're silicone." Kek.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tit implants vary a lot and some a disastrous.
              There are some who look great even if they don't move as naturally: look for Vicky Stark and Rachel Cook's nude pics/vids

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Some of it is down to the artistry of the surgeons and some of it is down to the woman's physical build. And like you said, there are a lot of different methods and choices. But when they do match up, it's better than anything God has ever created.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It does vary. Some of these surgery are awful butcher jobs sometimes. They have to be delicate and mindful not to leave overly visible scars.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                We should start a practice together. A life in dedication of breasts and bringin' out their beauty to the world. So what if you give god's creation a helping hand? I see it as spreading the message.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cook had 0 breasts to work with and looks awful when she raises her arms. Implants only work/look great on women with C+ breasts that add 2 cup sizes, look at pic related for the best example of this phenomenon. This model had small implants put on when she got into bodybuilding.

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is getting depressing.
    Let's talk about the great nude scenes (pic quadruple related).

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they do a scene together?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      even though she was pretty old, i was pleasantly surprised when helen hunt showed pussy in some movie, and was a nice innie

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her body did look nice, which btw is one of life's most pleasant surprised: very often older or plain looking women will have beautiful bodies and look much better naked than dressed

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Helen Hunt was pretty hot back in the day

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            She was never ugly but I'd say average as far as her face goes

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Helen Hunt
            love her ass

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      On the topic of surprisingly good breasts, Kate Micucci. Looks like she would be flat as a board or saggy, but instead had a nice perky little set

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        also her partner in Garfunkel and Oates. both those goofy girls had great breasts

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's quite comprehensive, good job. I'd say Lily James' breasts are just okay (but she does have a very beautiful ass).
        Mimi Rogers's breasts looked great in that massage movie btw, she deserves a place in the chart

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have about six or seven marked out for future inclusion, but my 'tism requires me to continue the balanced square, so it'll need seventeen more images before it's expanded again.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you have ScarJo in Under the Skin on your list?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Which ones are they? Make sure to include Daniella Wang if you haven't already:
            https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/gallery/3K/B7/0TJxz9nB73K/333166-daniella-wang-from-quot-due-west-quot_880x660.jpg

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Already on the list, also Linnea Quigley, Ilana Glazer, Pam Grier, Portia de Rossi and Emmy Rossum.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good choices

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Great choices, anon. And ScarJo in Under the Skin?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm uncertain on ScarJo in Under the Skin, she was somewhat past her prime and her breasts were not as they would have been had she done nudes in the early 2000s, so I don't know if I would include it as an "all timer". Her ass is still excellent in it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                she had her best breasts in "Match Point"

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is it based purely on breasts? Is her ass not enough to earn her a spot?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it's "best breasts scenes".

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, okay. That's fair, then.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Judging 100% solely on breast perfection, in that pic the clear winner is Emily Ratajkowski

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like the last eggplant nobody wanted.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd say a draw with Jennifer Connelly/Eva Green/Mathilda May

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ratajkowski's are shaped like super perky Bs and they are a marvel of nature at that size, It's like a boxer fighting 10 levels below his main weight class and winning anyway. We are lucky to have seen them in their prime bros. We are lucky to even be alive at the same time as them breasts. The perfect pair in that pic are bad poosy's, and the best Ds are Mathilda Mays, by a mile. The perfect boltons are Kruger's, the best saggers are Graham's. Best boobcomer is Lou Wood, and lifetime achievement award goes to eva green.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Higareda and Melissa George have implants but flawless taste nonetheless. Bonus points for sitting through Copolla's Tetro and subtitles just for those argie breasts. You are a scholar and I hope you are in charge of the next Voyager probe-like project.

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Astonishing there's no mention of Alison Brie yet

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even in her very recent nudist movie her breasts and overall figure still look very nice

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cause she looked amazing dumbass.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        no she looked old and haggard. she waited too long.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are disappointing because they are 10 years too late.

          It’s disappointing because you just know they used to be way better

          There are multiple earlier pics/vids of her nude body. She did look better (they all do) but she still looks sexually attractive

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      These are not disappointing, anon.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are disappointing because they are 10 years too late.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s disappointing because you just know they used to be way better

          She had extensive leaks from her prime. What are you even complaining about?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus man, those are some flawless breasts....

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              im glad im not into 3d, couldnt imagine having my standards this low

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            [...]
            There are multiple earlier pics/vids of her nude body. She did look better (they all do) but she still looks sexually attractive

            Disappointing doesn’t mean bad.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Isn't disappointment in this case the result of a somewhat naive expectation?
              It should have been a pleasant surprise instead: seeing that even after a decade she still looks hot and frickable

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s disappointing because you just know they used to be way better

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looks great

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      funny, for me I never understood why people thought she was hot, then I saw her nude breasts and now I like her

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you homies watch too much porn

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The tale of two israelites

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, shit. I had no idea she'd done a topless scene.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yum

          Yuck

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She showed them like two seconds, in Broad City she had some incredible top shelf breasts

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a slo-mo bouncing webm of her breasts, it's not meant to be derogatory. Just contrasting her with Alia Shawkat, the other curly haired israeli freckled chick.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              those were a fricking disgrace

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Duality of israelite

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Broad titty has nice ones

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know that's what I'm highlighting

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the one on the left insists she's not israeli but i think she's lying but her lack of khazarian milkers makes me believe her now

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >followed up by this post

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw my favourite JOI pornstar got kids and ruined her breasts

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jodie Foster waited way to long. Super disappointing, she was so hot then pole vaulted the wall overnight.

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not a single guy posted yet

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Men look like shit naked. Their ability to frick is judged by size and that's it. I don't even know what homosexuals think about them. I have one gay friend and he admits women look better naked

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reddlt is that-a-way sister ->

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no ones posted elliot page?

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one on the right has surprisingly nice sweater puppies. The one on the left belong on a plate at IHOP.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      eh left wasn't bad. she has a very lean body and they were reasonable. certainly not flapjakes

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I checked out Mr. Skin once but the creep factor was at an 11.

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont understand how male actors can be on set when an actrss gets naked especially if they were rubbing up on them. i would cum all over everthing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My unintentional libido died when I was like 14. I guess that's not normal.

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good job, anons. This was a nice thread. Hopefully we'll be able to have another one some time soon.

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Recent debut, not disappointing

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boy she was flat as a board.
    Nice ass and hips however.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's perfect

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she has a small figure

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

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