interesting that the duration of the implosion is faster than the brain can transmit a pain response. they literally didn't know what hit them. just like your conscious 1 second, and then someone turns off a light switch and you are gone
4 months ago
Anonymous
I will say from this incident it was a relief to find out they died instantly and didn't spend 72 hours in a metal coffin slowly asphyxiating
>Imagine being a human and being sucked through that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin
Closest thing I could think of and it's already nightmare stuff.
>Investigation by forensic pathologists determined that Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient and in the process of moving to secure the inner door, was forced through the crescent-shaped opening measuring 60 centimetres (24 in) long created by the jammed interior trunk door. With the escaping air and pressure, it included bisection of his thoracoabdominal cavity, which resulted in fragmentation of his body, followed by expulsion of all of the internal organs of his chest and abdomen, except the trachea and a section of small intestine, and of the thoracic spine. These were projected some distance, one section being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door.[4]:95
Farts.
A lot of quick farts. Only one tibetan monk can teach you the technique.
The hero's journey will be to find Xiao'Braap and learn the 1000 Ways of the Wind.
He knew what would happen if they tried to get to him, good man tbh. Most divers I know are intelligent people, but there is definitely a thrill-seeking aspect to it, if not a death wish.
>10ft great white out of fricking nowhere
why do morons dive again?
Those morons are diving in zero visibility in waters that house great whites. I like to dive in clear blue shit at midday so I can see all the pretty colors and maybe something that could come at me from a distance. You are WAY more likely to die due to negligence and thinking you’re perfectly safe at all times than getting eaten by a fricking sea monster. And the risk still isn’t that scary, unless you’re alone (ishygddt) or legally moronic.
Also he clearly wasn’t hungry, just give em a friendly bonk as a warning.
I recognise this audio, it's from the video of the guy who gets nitrogen narcosis and sinks to the bottom of the ocean and dies. I was enjoying the ASMR vibes until I realised I was listening to someone take their dying breaths. It kind of took the fun out of it
when you're in water you can't really see or feel water moving unless there's debris moving around, so by the time you notice it's pulling you it's already too late to escape.
I mean tou have all that time to think about what your doing and why and you dont think of this very basic interaction that its going to start sucking through a bunch of water?
the youtube algorithm made millions and millions of people watch that video. it's not so much that everyone has a hivemind, it's that the video was promoted to them by israelitetube. nobody aside from a few scuba diving instructors would have searched for delta P videos on youtube out of the blue
I've had to watch the video before all the guided dives I've done. Thailand, Philippines and Nicaragua.
Pretty sure it's a PADI thing.
Also had to watch it in a mechanics class in highschool for some reason.
>guy dies instantly to a H2S bubble from a pump station at a mine site >wife turns up hours later with the kids looking for him >leaves the kids in the car and enters the pump station >wife dies instantly
for me it's the african co2 lake release which caused an invisible heavier-than-air cloud of death to sweep through the countryside, killing every living being in its path
>that italian dam disaster where a landslide hit the dam lake and caused a 300 meter tall megatsunami which caused such devestation to the village below that american military engineers said they had never seen that level of devestation anywhere outside hiroshima ground zero
>american military engineers >never seen that level of devestation anywhere outside hiroshima ground zero
hold on wait... So you're saying that after the US bombed the frick out the nips they sent some engineers over there to see how good of a job they'd done?
"sorry that we just obliterated 2 of your cities and everything that was in it, you don't mind if we come over and have a looksie?"
my naive little zoomer. japan surrendered days after getting nuked, you think the US just nodded sternly and walked away? they occupied the country militarily and forced the heathens to acknowledge the emperor was not a god. america broke them mind, body and spirit, for generations. it heavily contributed to US global hegemony that is only just ending now.
>hold on wait... So you're saying that after the US bombed the frick out the nips they sent some engineers over there to see how good of a job they'd done?
>spend 50% of your GDP on bombing people >when the war is over you send over guys to evaluate how well you bombed them
makes perfect sense to me
Imagine being the guy telling his 3 colleagues/friends "I'll go ahead, I'll came back for you to get you out". Then after you're out, the company refuses to send anyone in there to get them out, to a point that you yourself say "get out of my way, I'll go in there again to get them out myself" only to be restrained and taken away from the plant, being threatened to be put to court if you come anywhere near that pipe. Now living your life thinking/knowing that your 3 friends slowly died while being disappointed that you never came back for them.
it's so crazy that they heard the divers knocking from inside the pipe for days before finally flushing their dead bodies out of the pipe. that company is evil
>that company is evil
It was a government lead company. That country and those who lead it were evil.
>Christopher Boodram, was able to escape after crawling his way down the pipe for around three hours. >Audio recording from the camera shows that all five men were alive after being sucked into the oil pipe
G R I M
How long were the divers stuck in the pipe before they died?
it's so crazy that they heard the divers knocking from inside the pipe for days before finally flushing their dead bodies out of the pipe. that company is evil
DONT DO IT ANON
Name 7 kinoes where that happens
____ __'_ ___ ___, __'_ ___ ___.
i want to frick that delta-p?
>When it's got you, it's got you.
Kino
How do you even survive this?
by getting a deskjob
I bet a hard exoskeleton like a crab has would help.
I think youd be surprised.
One minute you're scuttling around not a care in the world next minute you're being pulled through a slot as big as your claw.
It be like that some times.
a modern retelling of burns
Poor little guy 🙁
Imagine being a human and being sucked through that
>Imagine being a human
imagine getting sucked into nikocado's coinslot like that
i for one am looking forward to the movie about the tardsub
not much else to see
interesting that the duration of the implosion is faster than the brain can transmit a pain response. they literally didn't know what hit them. just like your conscious 1 second, and then someone turns off a light switch and you are gone
I will say from this incident it was a relief to find out they died instantly and didn't spend 72 hours in a metal coffin slowly asphyxiating
>Imagine being a human and being sucked through that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin
Closest thing I could think of and it's already nightmare stuff.
>Investigation by forensic pathologists determined that Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient and in the process of moving to secure the inner door, was forced through the crescent-shaped opening measuring 60 centimetres (24 in) long created by the jammed interior trunk door. With the escaping air and pressure, it included bisection of his thoracoabdominal cavity, which resulted in fragmentation of his body, followed by expulsion of all of the internal organs of his chest and abdomen, except the trachea and a section of small intestine, and of the thoracic spine. These were projected some distance, one section being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door.[4]:95
weird, I was just imagining something similar about you're mom's mouth
Does this kill the crab?
No he just warped to World 9
>brave first responder divers commemorate black history month by freeing POC crabs trapped in underwater hitler trump slave pipe (racist)
Why is spongebob doing that?
why do they keep walking over after seeing the crab in front get sucked in?
>10ft great white out of fricking nowhere
why do morons dive again?
A shark does not make a sound no matter how close you are to it.
surely the Jaws music plays?
AY I'M DIVIN' 'ERE
the look of absolute disgust on the shark's face kek
He's fine tho right?
Crab Rave
?si=1uoUYdYKtVo9yaHT
>UNDAH DA SE- ACK!
WE NEED MORE TIME
turn 360 and swim away
>360
lmao moron
you’d be facing the same direction
You don't. When you get got, you are getted gotten.
Charge your ki and fly away
Just say no, obviously. Didn't they teach you how to deal with intense pressure in school?
I would listen. which no body else did
Put at least 4 points into int
Just be yourself
You had to know the PS2 code on that box of Honeycomb cereal to get past this level. They posted it on GameFAQs forums back in the day.
I would quit my job as a scooby diving drain cleaner and get a job climbing up radio poles or something
LB, LT, RB, RT, UP, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LB, LT, RB, RT, UP, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT
Farts.
A lot of quick farts. Only one tibetan monk can teach you the technique.
The hero's journey will be to find Xiao'Braap and learn the 1000 Ways of the Wind.
Like bags of sand
Get the "pressure washer" perk
A healthy diet and regular exercise
>diver 3 returns to the surface with both bodies
What a Chad
Moooooot
>water audio
Well, what happened?
how the frick is it playing the audio of a diver in this thread? i didn't click a link, where is it coming from?
Yeah I'm getting that too, freaked me the frick out
gonna guess mods playing with us. might have set it to play once certain images are played.
Mods put a secret youtube embed in this post
Here's the video embeded: https://youtu.be/6_EM3cgemjc
That's terrifying.
How did you find the secret video?
ctrl-f dipshit
I was watching a show on my other monitor and thought it was coming from that, jeez.
you were listening to a show while posting on Cinemaphile you subhuman zoomer
spooky
>tied himself to the line so they could bring his body up without risk
this one is sad
He knew what would happen if they tried to get to him, good man tbh. Most divers I know are intelligent people, but there is definitely a thrill-seeking aspect to it, if not a death wish.
Those morons are diving in zero visibility in waters that house great whites. I like to dive in clear blue shit at midday so I can see all the pretty colors and maybe something that could come at me from a distance. You are WAY more likely to die due to negligence and thinking you’re perfectly safe at all times than getting eaten by a fricking sea monster. And the risk still isn’t that scary, unless you’re alone (ishygddt) or legally moronic.
Also he clearly wasn’t hungry, just give em a friendly bonk as a warning.
is that the Australian guy Dave something, from 'Dave Not Coming Back'?
qrd
▲P
>Comrade Anon enters the reactor and sees the fuel rods jumping up and down.
>Graphite control rods
idiot, if the graphite was in the control rods then how the frick was it up on the roof?
who are you quoting? dipshit
I think the audio in this thread is clogged up. I'm going down to check.
NO ANON DON'T
pepe never came back
Mods are race traitors and I hope they die.
You could NEVER pay me enough to be diver 1.
NEVER be Diver 1. Always be Diver 3.
That's just life advice.
What are they hiding down there? Surely it's not that dangerous.
Signs warning of death are so kino. There's something unsettling and existential about seeing something that says "if you do this you will die"
agreed
>Decide not to die
>Don't
Simple as.
Uh guys? I woke up recently and I'm just now realizing...
I'm NOT at the ski resort
It's ok death comes to us all, Anon. Such is the fate of those who don't live in ski resorts.
>You can die
Omg thank you so much.
idiocy. every time some c**t gets stuck down there it's a million bucks on the taxpayer and multiple other people's lives at risk.
Who put the sign there ? Hmmmm
Water israelites. They're actually the most populous type of israelite, but we rarely see them because of how deep underwater they live
This is exactly the sign you’d put up to hide a treasure cave.
this crab is working on his bench to become immune to delta p
He's clearly just a Star Wars fan imitating a Tusken Raider
bro why tf is this thread playing audio
One of the mods is having an old-school giggle, and I approve. Watched the better part of that old video.
I can't hear the audio at all even with my adblocker turned off. Is it because I typed :stopmusic: on russian /b/ that one time?
WHEN IT'S GOT YOU
IT'S GOT YOU
I recognise this audio, it's from the video of the guy who gets nitrogen narcosis and sinks to the bottom of the ocean and dies. I was enjoying the ASMR vibes until I realised I was listening to someone take their dying breaths. It kind of took the fun out of it
>Diver 2, hearing someone is being sucked off, tries to get in on the action
huggbees is a treasure
*drowns*
>tfw it's gotcha
>the yuri footage
mods you sick bastards !!
also cave diving and deep diving are both moronic
>I recognize the audio
How hard is it to anticipate the results? Why did he do that if he had even the smallest idea of the risk?
when you're in water you can't really see or feel water moving unless there's debris moving around, so by the time you notice it's pulling you it's already too late to escape.
a very basic risk assessment wouldn't send divers to clear debris from a grate with a pressure differential that could suck harder than your mum
bros is it a voirus???
I mean tou have all that time to think about what your doing and why and you dont think of this very basic interaction that its going to start sucking through a bunch of water?
yoooooo
is that how it interpreted grinding?
rad crab
So we’ve all seen the same YouTube video? The hivemind is real. The one with 2 guys the silo or something was brutal.
the youtube algorithm made millions and millions of people watch that video. it's not so much that everyone has a hivemind, it's that the video was promoted to them by israelitetube. nobody aside from a few scuba diving instructors would have searched for delta P videos on youtube out of the blue
I've had to watch the video before all the guided dives I've done. Thailand, Philippines and Nicaragua.
Pretty sure it's a PADI thing.
Also had to watch it in a mechanics class in highschool for some reason.
Fricking mods that was spooky
I hear nothing
more bizarre than that: i'm hearing noises only when i put my mouse on the number
, in this post:
, and not on the post itself
WTF
WTF I HEAR UNDERWATER NOISES
jej i thought it was my stomach for a sec
man those riggers have a dangerous job, I'm sure glad I'm not a rigger
A lot of these are just murder.
the creepy music really works well
>it's a "die to odorless gas" episode
The H2S USCSB one is fricked up
>guy dies instantly to a H2S bubble from a pump station at a mine site
>wife turns up hours later with the kids looking for him
>leaves the kids in the car and enters the pump station
>wife dies instantly
for me it's the african co2 lake release which caused an invisible heavier-than-air cloud of death to sweep through the countryside, killing every living being in its path
CSB industrial accident videos are just true crime documentaries but for men.
>mfw watching USCSB videos just to see how many times I can recognize the parts I make at work
>that italian dam disaster where a landslide hit the dam lake and caused a 300 meter tall megatsunami which caused such devestation to the village below that american military engineers said they had never seen that level of devestation anywhere outside hiroshima ground zero
>american military engineers
>never seen that level of devestation anywhere outside hiroshima ground zero
hold on wait... So you're saying that after the US bombed the frick out the nips they sent some engineers over there to see how good of a job they'd done?
"sorry that we just obliterated 2 of your cities and everything that was in it, you don't mind if we come over and have a looksie?"
Dumbass Japan surrendered and then US built bases in Japan immediately
my naive little zoomer. japan surrendered days after getting nuked, you think the US just nodded sternly and walked away? they occupied the country militarily and forced the heathens to acknowledge the emperor was not a god. america broke them mind, body and spirit, for generations. it heavily contributed to US global hegemony that is only just ending now.
The atomic bomb was less destructive than usual bombing campaigns
>hold on wait... So you're saying that after the US bombed the frick out the nips they sent some engineers over there to see how good of a job they'd done?
>spend 50% of your GDP on bombing people
>when the war is over you send over guys to evaluate how well you bombed them
makes perfect sense to me
>WHEN IT'S GOT YA IT'S GOT YA
>not posting the real delta p experience
Imagine being the one guy to make it out alive factoring he was lucky enough to not get pancaked by scuba tanks and tools.
Imagine being the guy telling his 3 colleagues/friends "I'll go ahead, I'll came back for you to get you out". Then after you're out, the company refuses to send anyone in there to get them out, to a point that you yourself say "get out of my way, I'll go in there again to get them out myself" only to be restrained and taken away from the plant, being threatened to be put to court if you come anywhere near that pipe. Now living your life thinking/knowing that your 3 friends slowly died while being disappointed that you never came back for them.
>that company is evil
It was a government lead company. That country and those who lead it were evil.
got a good article about the incident i can read?
no
then what use have you?
Of course
https://tt.loopnews.com/content/paria-diving-tragedy-timeline-events
Happened on Trinidad and Tobago, company was Paria Fuel Trading Company Ltd. But the divers were hired via a contractor.
Frick off
thanks anon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Petroleum_Holdings#Paria_Fuel_Trading_Company_diving_tragedy
>Christopher Boodram, was able to escape after crawling his way down the pipe for around three hours.
>Audio recording from the camera shows that all five men were alive after being sucked into the oil pipe
G R I M
How long were the divers stuck in the pipe before they died?
it's so crazy that they heard the divers knocking from inside the pipe for days before finally flushing their dead bodies out of the pipe. that company is evil
AAAHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>cheerfully whistles, unknowingly
I am hearing water, what the frick? WHY IS THIS THREAD MAKING SOUND?!
>I am hearing water, what the frick?
Check for tsunami warnings in your area