So why don't you announce yourself as an American? You're desperate to get that "Italian-" in there because you think (wrongly) that it makes you interesting or distinct.
You're a fricking American.
>I don't think you grasp the meanings of either word.
but I do. I rarely see americans whine or even talk about euros. when I do see it, it's predicated by a euro bringing up something about americans like it's all they think about. you guys have a huge chip on your shoulder, I don't know exactly why.
example - this thread
It was a simple joke about the meaning of "complex." Jesus Christ, man.
Uh maybe because I was replying to the first post which mentioned that in the first place?
It's an Italian American thing.
You know I usually give ESLs a pass but you clearly couldn't tell me how you'd feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning. You're not just a prick, you're a prick that doesn't even know he's a moron as well.
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>goes high and mighty about ESLs >as if knowing a second language is somehow shameful
American fricking idiot.
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>Fricking idiot, I did eat breakfast this morning!
>I don't think you grasp the meanings of either word.
but I do. I rarely see americans whine or even talk about euros. when I do see it, it's predicated by a euro bringing up something about americans like it's all they think about. you guys have a huge chip on your shoulder, I don't know exactly why.
we get to choose from any kind of bread you can imagine while dumb poors buy shitty white bread. making your own bread at home is also growing in popularity.
For some reason poor white people eat lots of bread but don't spend much money on the bread. I came from a poor family and we ate lots of bread. When I moved out I continued to eat lots of bread but realised if I spent more money on nicer bread it made everything else taste much better. I will happily spend 7x on a spelt sourdough than buying shitty white bread.
I love crust.
But there are people who put up with a lot of bullshit and take comfort in having a uniformly soft peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crust cut off.
Why you gotta be gay about it?
its a holdover from early mass production of bread in the us. Basically forever ago sliced bread was almost always burnt crust on the cheap shit, think like 1920s, and it would ruin the taste to not pull it off. That's been fixed for decades and we've been playing telephone with the crust meme ever since.
I’m a jif guy and I’ll try to find a decent preserve, nothing too fancy because it’s still just a pb&j but I’m starting to get heartburn from the shitty bread
Like, in Europe, when you eat a steak, you cut one piece you eat it, then you cut another piece and you eat it, and so on.
In the US they cut everything into pieces first, as if their mommy did it, then they don't use their knife for the rest of the meal. Literal morons.
Their continent is a floating special ed army base. What did you expect?
They're moronic, owned and armed, and they don't know who they are either; "Brooo, I'm 1/16th Irish because I live in Boston!"
Textbook brain damage. Just enjoy the show, it's hilarious.
you guys have some of the most abusive cops ever lol, what the frick are you talking about? your cops can literally executive civilians and get a pension for it
Euros laugh at the backwards school-shooting, nig-worshiping, corporate fricking circus that is the US.
It's too funny. They are mental toddlers with guns, what's not hilarious about that?
Dirty bulking is the most moronic thing especially if you aren’t actually a pro and are just extreme yo-yo dieting (and likely taking gear) for a hobby.
>also peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches are fricking awful
This. Get that jelly shit out of here.
these things are top tier when you are high on cannabis. however, do NOT look at those ingredients on the fluff container. just the sound of opening the lid should be warning enough, but here we are.
Good stuff but I prefer Nutella and peanut butter sandwiches. Used to eat one every night back in quarantine around the time I started lifting and I was in the best shape of my life. Maybe that’s the secret
[...]
It's at this moment I realize there are actual crazy people on this board. Peanut butter and jelly is the greatest combination since dark chocolate and chili, or Samuel L. Jackson and cursing.
This stuff is awesome. >Serving Size 1 Tbsp (17 grams) >25 calories per serving >Strawberries >Sugar >Water* >Fruit Pectin >Citric Acid >Locust Bean Gum* >Vegetable Juice (for Color)* >Calcium Chloride* >*ingredients Not In Regular Preserves
Taste is slightly less sweet but I'd say it's the perfect balance.
>also peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches are fricking awful
This. Get that jelly shit out of here.
It's at this moment I realize there are actual crazy people on this board. Peanut butter and jelly is the greatest combination since dark chocolate and chili, or Samuel L. Jackson and cursing.
Imperial measurements are more adaptable to human life. What's an inch? About the joint on your finger. A foot? About your foot. Metric is only for useless nerd shit. What's a centimeter? Well its one tenth of a decimeter. Fantastic.
>A foot? About your foot.
except 12 inches is very large for a foot, the average for men being closer to 10, so if you actually think this way you will constantly misjudge distances. "one foot" is exactly as arbitrary as "30 centimeters" except by naming it after a body part that is very rarely actually a foot long you are confusing yourself while simultaneously creating a reassuring impression like you have a handle on things, which is a very american thing to do.
What I don’t get is why do the bread companies even bother adding the crust in the first place? Lots of people don’t like it so there’s a demand for crustless bread out there, and it would save money because they don’t have to make the crust and add it to the bread.
>eggs
For what purpose? The only reason you guys have to put eggs in the fridge is because your food safety standards and quality are so badly slopified. >bread
wtf?
It's "wasting" like a penny per slice. If I were to do it, which I don't, I would give the crust to my chickens so it doesn't go to waste. There are other things you can use bread crust for as well.
Meanwhile, europoors walk three minutes down their claustrophobic, poorly planned out alleyways called streets before getting shanked by Ahmed on the daily basis.
>claustrophobic
Projecting. >poorly planned out
If it takes me 3 minutes as opposed to your 30 minutes then it's certainly superior >getting shanked
Projecting. I can walk drunk in the middle of the night throughout my entire city without a single worry, except maybe someone maybe making fun of me if I'm really drunk and walking funny
>before getting shanked by Ahmed
Kek. I love how burgers use this as a gotcha, despite having "exemplary American citizen Jamal" on every street corner ready to shoot you dead.
This is how my brother and his wife think. They stuff shit into their fridge and freezer and end up not remembering what they bought when the store is actually just 10 minutes away and will bring in new produce every few days.
Am I a Nigerian subsistence farmer? am I some poor African, scrabbling in the dirt for the last few seeds to eat, to trick my stomach into thinking it was food? No. I am a prosperous white person from a prosperous white country, and I'll eat the food I want to eat, and leave behind the food I don't. Do I want the burnt outer edges of the bread? No. Why would I.
The UK is quickly turning into London and with the Palestinian refugees you're going to be taking it'll be sooner than later. Euros understand they're fricked and seethe because of the sheer amount of space and white people segregated safely in America. They have nowhere to dodge the hordes of the sub-humans.
>implying the US is capable of winning invasive wars against shepherds
No wonder you needed Euro help, as always. Had a look at your military history recently?
The crust is a little tougher, less fluffy, and bitter. If it’s toasted it’s great. I don’t cut the crust, because I’m lazy and would do it like Walt. Clearly he cut chunks of the fluff bread off just because he didn’t want to meticulously make a simple sandwich.
It hasn’t happened in a few years but I have been on airplanes where some of the Americans clap when we land. I remember once it was two boomer couples that started doing it and no one took the bait and they just awkwardly transitioned into a slow clap that got quieter. They looked perplex too it was hilarious.
All Americans are rich, and throwing away food means nothing to them. If you're from a shithole, or at least a place that had some hard times in it's history, then it's likely that you've been taught to not be wasteful, especially when it comes to food.
Crust is unironically gross. I always used to leave it and only eat the inside of the bread as a kid. And my instincts were right, because the crust has a higher concentration of carcinogens like acrylamide.
It's an Italian American thing.
Shouldn't you be running defense for israel you fricking israelite?
Seething wop. I'm not a israelite, but keep coping.
I'm Italian American and I've never seen this shit in my life.
Sicilian*. I'm on to you guys.
Frick off, I'm Neapolitan, my family's from Avellino
>You're American. Just say so.
Sure but I know where I came from and have family back in the old country, which is more than most mutts can say
So why don't you announce yourself as an American? You're desperate to get that "Italian-" in there because you think (wrongly) that it makes you interesting or distinct.
You're a fricking American.
It was a simple joke about the meaning of "complex." Jesus Christ, man.
That was a terrible joke, anon.
You simply didn't get it, Brent. It's not the world's fault.
Your joke didn't land, anon.
No, you're just moronic. Reminder Cinemaphile is an English-first website, Joachim
Brendan Schaub tier comedian over here
Never heard of her.
>You're a fricking American.
obsessed insecure kek
Uh maybe because I was replying to the first post which mentioned that in the first place?
You know I usually give ESLs a pass but you clearly couldn't tell me how you'd feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning. You're not just a prick, you're a prick that doesn't even know he's a moron as well.
>goes high and mighty about ESLs
>as if knowing a second language is somehow shameful
American fricking idiot.
>Fricking idiot, I did eat breakfast this morning!
You're American. Just say so.
>inferiority complex
I don't think you grasp the meanings of either word.
I really hit a nerve there, didn't I?
>I don't think you grasp the meanings of either word.
but I do. I rarely see americans whine or even talk about euros. when I do see it, it's predicated by a euro bringing up something about americans like it's all they think about. you guys have a huge chip on your shoulder, I don't know exactly why.
example - this thread
>I'm Italian American
cringe
>I'm Italian American and I've never seen this shit in my life.
Italian here and I have seen this only in American movies. Stop projecting this shitty culture on us.
America is rich. Much bread.
american bread looks so fricking disgusting
how can you people eat that?
Because American bread is like 90% sugar.
we get to choose from any kind of bread you can imagine while dumb poors buy shitty white bread. making your own bread at home is also growing in popularity.
For some reason poor white people eat lots of bread but don't spend much money on the bread. I came from a poor family and we ate lots of bread. When I moved out I continued to eat lots of bread but realised if I spent more money on nicer bread it made everything else taste much better. I will happily spend 7x on a spelt sourdough than buying shitty white bread.
We didn't fill up on Achmed cum first
Why are you imagining that, are you a gay?
I love crust.
But there are people who put up with a lot of bullshit and take comfort in having a uniformly soft peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crust cut off.
Why you gotta be gay about it?
its a holdover from early mass production of bread in the us. Basically forever ago sliced bread was almost always burnt crust on the cheap shit, think like 1920s, and it would ruin the taste to not pull it off. That's been fixed for decades and we've been playing telephone with the crust meme ever since.
That's basically what I was guessing. Modern sliced bread crust tastes the same as the rest
small town store-brand bread had the same problem only 20 years ago. but i always just ate around it
I thought it was just a kid thing that some people didn't grow out of. I used to make my mum cut the crusts off my sandwiches.
Ah yes the reason people, especially children refuse to eat bread crust is because it reminds them of how bread was manufactured in the 1920s.
I’m a jif guy and I’ll try to find a decent preserve, nothing too fancy because it’s still just a pb&j but I’m starting to get heartburn from the shitty bread
Crust contains Advanced Glycation End products which slightly accelerate your aging process
>Crust contains Advanced Glycation End products
moron
haha what a gay
Americans don't know how to eat like adults.
Like, in Europe, when you eat a steak, you cut one piece you eat it, then you cut another piece and you eat it, and so on.
In the US they cut everything into pieces first, as if their mommy did it, then they don't use their knife for the rest of the meal. Literal morons.
>In the US they cut everything into pieces first
probably too used to subsisting on funny little snacks processed to absolute shit
>Americans and their forward thinking what the frick!?!?!?!?
You're gonna have to cut anyway so why not cut it all at once?
because the smaller pieces cool off faster
Their continent is a floating special ed army base. What did you expect?
They're moronic, owned and armed, and they don't know who they are either; "Brooo, I'm 1/16th Irish because I live in Boston!"
Textbook brain damage. Just enjoy the show, it's hilarious.
I don't do this and I have never seen another American do this. And we eat a lot of steak in Texas.
The rest of the country is unbelievably gay compared to Texas
t. Texan who's migrated around
i'm not american nor european, but are euros so absolutely seethingly assraped over everything america does?
we've got waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more land and guns and you can't get sent to prison for calling a cop a dyke.
you guys have some of the most abusive cops ever lol, what the frick are you talking about? your cops can literally executive civilians and get a pension for it
They're still pissed we won WWII.
Euros laugh at the backwards school-shooting, nig-worshiping, corporate fricking circus that is the US.
It's too funny. They are mental toddlers with guns, what's not hilarious about that?
the inferiority complex is strong in you guys. I see it everywhere kek
Cheerio, enjoy your invading muslims
Weird how you guys equate civil rights and not wanting to erase our controversial history to "nig-worshipping"
>whole country starts chimping out because a Black tried buying newports with counterfeit money
>that Black gets a statue
Now that's civil rights
More like people just don't like cops when they kill you for something like that or tie you to train tracks
No we don't, get a life and use your walkable cities more you big fricking nerd
It's even worse, they get the steak cut up and individually packaged bites in plastic with instructions how to chew
I live in NY and I have never seen someone do this ever
Please keep your homosexual way of eating out of my country
I just do that for my kids, I crave the steak too much to not eat it immediately
If you don't enjoy these you're probably a bad person.
fry them in 1tbsp of butter per side, trust me. best dirtybulking snack on God's green earth
>1tbsp per side
Jee-zuz
Dirty bulking is the most moronic thing especially if you aren’t actually a pro and are just extreme yo-yo dieting (and likely taking gear) for a hobby.
i do this for round crumpets because only square things should go in toasters.
Using peanut butter with jam is like making tea using hot orange juice instead of water.
yeah, because beans on toast makes so much sense
I know people who actually do this, and it's so fricking wasteful.
If you don't want to eat bread, why the frick are you making a sandwich?
I do it occasionally. Walt does it like a moron and loses half the bread though.
For me it's the Fluffernutter
I'm gonna be sick
It's just peanutbutter and a marshmallow-like spread. It's more of a sweet treat than lunch.
these things are top tier when you are high on cannabis. however, do NOT look at those ingredients on the fluff container. just the sound of opening the lid should be warning enough, but here we are.
Good stuff but I prefer Nutella and peanut butter sandwiches. Used to eat one every night back in quarantine around the time I started lifting and I was in the best shape of my life. Maybe that’s the secret
behold the superior peanut butter and onion sandwich
just use honey like the europeons
>cut of crust because I think it looks better with out it
>still eat crust because its good
also peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches are fricking awful
>also peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches are fricking awful
This. Get that jelly shit out of here.
This stuff is awesome.
>Serving Size 1 Tbsp (17 grams)
>25 calories per serving
>Strawberries
>Sugar
>Water*
>Fruit Pectin
>Citric Acid
>Locust Bean Gum*
>Vegetable Juice (for Color)*
>Calcium Chloride*
>*ingredients Not In Regular Preserves
Taste is slightly less sweet but I'd say it's the perfect balance.
It's at this moment I realize there are actual crazy people on this board. Peanut butter and jelly is the greatest combination since dark chocolate and chili, or Samuel L. Jackson and cursing.
PB and Banana is way tastier than PB and J.
Strong disagree bananas ate shit unless it's banana bread
this reminds me of that one scene from the avengers..
reddit
another europoor seethe thread
you gotta love it
when we say jump you ask how high. got it?
Is that in centimetres, or something completely moronic that makes no sense?
Imperial measurements are more adaptable to human life. What's an inch? About the joint on your finger. A foot? About your foot. Metric is only for useless nerd shit. What's a centimeter? Well its one tenth of a decimeter. Fantastic.
>What's a centimeter? Well its one tenth of a decimeter. Fantastic.
Yes, exactly
As opposed to "dude brooo, imma measure things by CUPS"
I'll stick with a measuring system designed for everyday human use thanks. If I need to measure a star's radiation I'll call you.
You wouldn't have to call me if you were able.
>americans can't handle abstractions
More news at 12
>A foot? About your foot.
except 12 inches is very large for a foot, the average for men being closer to 10, so if you actually think this way you will constantly misjudge distances. "one foot" is exactly as arbitrary as "30 centimeters" except by naming it after a body part that is very rarely actually a foot long you are confusing yourself while simultaneously creating a reassuring impression like you have a handle on things, which is a very american thing to do.
My problem is not the excess bread, but if you're gonna cut the corners then why add jam to it?
not only it's very high on sugar and carbs but it's still not enough to feel satisfied with,one single and small sandwich
america big gay
i see israel got their internet back, the EU vs US threads are up again
>bread which is not actual bread
>butter which is not actual butter
>cheese which is not actual cheese
grim
It is kind of amazing how much sugar an average american can consume
What I don’t get is why do the bread companies even bother adding the crust in the first place? Lots of people don’t like it so there’s a demand for crustless bread out there, and it would save money because they don’t have to make the crust and add it to the bread.
Europoors don't refrigerate their condiments, breads or eggs.
Subhuman, the lot of you.
>Europoors don't refrigerate their condiments, breads or eggs.
Don't have to; actual, natural chickens don't fridge their eggs either, you silly tit.
Quality eggs don’t need to be refrigerated. Not all condiments go in the fridge. Not even euro
what the frick why would anyone do that?
>cold condiments on a hot meal
Why would I put bread in the fridge? It will get damp
>eggs
For what purpose? The only reason you guys have to put eggs in the fridge is because your food safety standards and quality are so badly slopified.
>bread
wtf?
i cut off the bottom crust on white sandwich bread. side and top crust are fine
ackchually it's British tradition to cut the crusts off when preparing sandwiches for Afternoon Tea
Isn't it a British thing with afternoon tea?
Have you ever seen an American eat and apple or fried chicken? They literally throw away like half of it.
>Have you ever seen an American eat and apple
I don't think anyone ever has.
>fresh roll from a bakery down the street still hot when you slice through it
>soft butter
>mother's strawberry jam
>hot lemon tea
It's "wasting" like a penny per slice. If I were to do it, which I don't, I would give the crust to my chickens so it doesn't go to waste. There are other things you can use bread crust for as well.
>american runs out of bread
>it's a 40 minutes drive to to a shoping megastructure the size of a nuclear powerplant
>OMG HIGHWAYS FRICKING AMERICANS
>EUROPE SO MUCH BETTER
I can walk about 10 minutes to 5 different bakeries around me
you need to stay off reddit. your moronation is seeping out.
Meanwhile, europoors walk three minutes down their claustrophobic, poorly planned out alleyways called streets before getting shanked by Ahmed on the daily basis.
>claustrophobic
Projecting.
>poorly planned out
If it takes me 3 minutes as opposed to your 30 minutes then it's certainly superior
>getting shanked
Projecting. I can walk drunk in the middle of the night throughout my entire city without a single worry, except maybe someone maybe making fun of me if I'm really drunk and walking funny
I have never seen a non-white person in real life.
eh you probably saw a gypsie at least
>before getting shanked by Ahmed
Kek. I love how burgers use this as a gotcha, despite having "exemplary American citizen Jamal" on every street corner ready to shoot you dead.
>Kek.
not a word
why do israeli women type like this
holy shit way to expose yourself, chaim
>another anon who doesn't understand the scale of the USA
o boi. seen this one before.
>europoors walk three minutes
What cavemen. Imagine that.
This is how my brother and his wife think. They stuff shit into their fridge and freezer and end up not remembering what they bought when the store is actually just 10 minutes away and will bring in new produce every few days.
Am I a Nigerian subsistence farmer? am I some poor African, scrabbling in the dirt for the last few seeds to eat, to trick my stomach into thinking it was food? No. I am a prosperous white person from a prosperous white country, and I'll eat the food I want to eat, and leave behind the food I don't. Do I want the burnt outer edges of the bread? No. Why would I.
>european bread
>american bread
oof madone!
Walmart has an entire one side aisle of various bread and that doesn't even include the bakery.
>Walmart has an entire one side aisle of various bread
nothing in that plastic wrapped aisle would be considered "bread" here
And it’s all garbage filled with preservatives so it’ll sit around for a while without being going moldy
>He doesn't have American bread fetish
You've never seen a Japanese sammy then. I think they even make their loaves slightly larger and squares off to accommodate the crust being removed.
It just screams upper class white people food.
The UK is quickly turning into London and with the Palestinian refugees you're going to be taking it'll be sooner than later. Euros understand they're fricked and seethe because of the sheer amount of space and white people segregated safely in America. They have nowhere to dodge the hordes of the sub-humans.
There's more non whites in your supposed "white people segregated" areas than in my entire country, total and percentage-wise.
No there aren't, anon. There's plenty of white areas in the US that contain no brownies. I think you're speaking from a place of ignorance.
>I think you're speaking from a place of ignorance.
ironic
Wonderful rhetoric.
wtf, I’m not israeli
You're a golem
At least you are being overrun with browns too. Thay's karma.
europe and america are both shitholes, get over yourselves
This. But at least we’re not India.
frick you all bloody
Nice try. If there's one thing Europeans and Americans can agree on, it's thanking God that we're not the rest of the world. Australia is cool though.
Australia is like a worse bongland
And that's putting it lightly
they just booted out the authoritarian party at least
Your country likely wouldn't exist without one of those. And whose media and pop culture is most certainly dominated by the other.
t. Russian draft dodger
removing crusts is french bullshit
>wars the U.S dragged us into
lol you could have just said no homosexual, but europoors are pussies
>implying the US is capable of winning invasive wars against shepherds
No wonder you needed Euro help, as always. Had a look at your military history recently?
if we can waste billions on your shithole country we can waste breadcrust
The crust is a little tougher, less fluffy, and bitter. If it’s toasted it’s great. I don’t cut the crust, because I’m lazy and would do it like Walt. Clearly he cut chunks of the fluff bread off just because he didn’t want to meticulously make a simple sandwich.
It hasn’t happened in a few years but I have been on airplanes where some of the Americans clap when we land. I remember once it was two boomer couples that started doing it and no one took the bait and they just awkwardly transitioned into a slow clap that got quieter. They looked perplex too it was hilarious.
Americans are so painfully fricking earnest. I don't know if I should call it naively wholesome or just plain moronic.
All Americans are rich, and throwing away food means nothing to them. If you're from a shithole, or at least a place that had some hard times in it's history, then it's likely that you've been taught to not be wasteful, especially when it comes to food.
the crust is literally the best part, you'd have to pay me to throw it away. not that i eat garbage amerimutt sugar-bread however
Crust is unironically gross. I always used to leave it and only eat the inside of the bread as a kid. And my instincts were right, because the crust has a higher concentration of carcinogens like acrylamide.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acrylamide
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S002364380700028X
American...your bread should not have carcinogens in the first place...
Sometimes we eat the crust first x3
I'm literally watching this episode right now, they just got the brown man chained up.
I only do it when I eat a PBJ no C. BLT with Cs are great though.
You feed the crust to the moronic brother up in the attic
British do it too. Its usually a kid thing. If I ever saw a grown ass adult doing that shit, I'd be disgusted
they circumcise their penises and you're shocked they do it to their sandwiches too?
>knife on ceramic
Yes I did it. When I was a child
>white bread
>no crusts
how is this filling at all? you'd have to eat 4-5 of those