Do Americans really care so much about a small patch of grass?

Do Americans really care so much about a small patch of grass?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grass represents our natural urges. Kept in check, like a manicured lawn, they can be beautiful. But left to their own devices they will creep up and grow into an impassible mess. It's about man's struggle against nature itself to form a society.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong, the grass represents his wife pussy.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its was a metaphor for his wife's vegana.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would he mow his wifes vegana?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    half of US household water use is for watering lawns

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if you're a desert moron. I've literally never watered my lawn.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your lawn must look horrendous

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          We have this stuff called rain.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            And your lawn has stuff called weeds, discoloration, and patchy areas

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe yours does. Mines green and lush.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You mean natural features of grass and fields? If anything I'd say a perfectly cut lawn is the sign of a deranged mind.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe but my penis still has its foreskin.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pic rel
        SOVL
        Got any /x/ folklore from your region anon?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Outdoor water use varies greatly depending upon geographic location. In dry climates such as the Southwest, a household's outdoor water use can be as high as 60 percent.

      The US government does not have the ability to collect every single household's water use, let alone what percentage is used for watering their lawns specifically. 15% of the population (40million people) use private wells, good luck tracking their usage.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He used the same line in Kingpin

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I own a landscaping business and I maintain dozens of married couple's lawns.
    They're mostly older couples, but I will say that a few of of the younger wives do sometimes sit outside on their porches and watch me.
    Make of that what you will.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do Americans really care so much about a small patch of grass?
    HOA has legal rights to kill you if you let the grass grow more than 2 inch

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek, sometimes I wish that were true. Ours is so lax I see people with grass 3 feet tall. Granted, most of these house are vacation houses and the owners do not pay attention to notices or fines, so I'm really not sure what they could do.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HOA
      Why on earth did they become a thing!?
      I understand wanting to preserve/increase your property value, but letting them have actual control over your property is ludicrous.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why on earth did they become a thing!?
        You know the answer to that question. Note: HOAs began to really increase around 1965.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >HOAs began to really increase around 1965.
          After they killed JFK? I don't get the connection

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The Civil Rights Act of 1964 prohibits discrimination on the basis of race, color, religion, sex or national origin. Provisions of this civil rights act forbade discrimination on the basis of sex, as well as, race in hiring, promoting, and firing.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >20% of californians voted to end civil rights as stated here to give more gibs to nigs in 2020
              wew lads....

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            F/Ns were allowed to roam feral after the civil rights act

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not really quite like that. HOAs mostly deal with homeowners looking to keep crime to a minimum and common areas safe and clean for residents of the neighborhood.
        t. homeowner who is on the board of his HOA
        The amount of times we have to do anything about people's properties is negligible.
        In an ideal world, they wouldn't exist, but hey, in the south you have certain people.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          My neighborhood is full of junkies, hobos, and trap houses but still I get fined for grass lol frickin murica

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably just depends on where you live and what property management company you have.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marty was 100% in the right. What sort of fricking weirdo mows another mans lawn.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a republican thing

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The state definitely does, they came and measured the length of grass at my other house 2 hours away and threatened to fine me for it being too long.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's projecting because he's cheating on his wife
    outside of that context though, marty is right, its weird to mow the lawn even if you're returning the mower, there are other things you should do to repay the favor

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Who told you to mow the lawn?
    >Nobody told you to mow the lawn!
    >I didn't tell you to mow the lawn!
    >Why did you have to mow the lawn?
    >A lawn not mown is not your own lawn!
    >Leave the lawn alone!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Landscaping Companies? I've been wanting a piece of them for years

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