Grass represents our natural urges. Kept in check, like a manicured lawn, they can be beautiful. But left to their own devices they will creep up and grow into an impassible mess. It's about man's struggle against nature itself to form a society.
>Outdoor water use varies greatly depending upon geographic location. In dry climates such as the Southwest, a household's outdoor water use can be as high as 60 percent.
The US government does not have the ability to collect every single household's water use, let alone what percentage is used for watering their lawns specifically. 15% of the population (40million people) use private wells, good luck tracking their usage.
I own a landscaping business and I maintain dozens of married couple's lawns.
They're mostly older couples, but I will say that a few of of the younger wives do sometimes sit outside on their porches and watch me.
Make of that what you will.
kek, sometimes I wish that were true. Ours is so lax I see people with grass 3 feet tall. Granted, most of these house are vacation houses and the owners do not pay attention to notices or fines, so I'm really not sure what they could do.
>HOA
Why on earth did they become a thing!?
I understand wanting to preserve/increase your property value, but letting them have actual control over your property is ludicrous.
>The Civil Rights Act of 1964 prohibits discrimination on the basis of race, color, religion, sex or national origin. Provisions of this civil rights act forbade discrimination on the basis of sex, as well as, race in hiring, promoting, and firing.
It's not really quite like that. HOAs mostly deal with homeowners looking to keep crime to a minimum and common areas safe and clean for residents of the neighborhood.
t. homeowner who is on the board of his HOA
The amount of times we have to do anything about people's properties is negligible.
In an ideal world, they wouldn't exist, but hey, in the south you have certain people.
he's projecting because he's cheating on his wife
outside of that context though, marty is right, its weird to mow the lawn even if you're returning the mower, there are other things you should do to repay the favor
>Who told you to mow the lawn? >Nobody told you to mow the lawn! >I didn't tell you to mow the lawn! >Why did you have to mow the lawn? >A lawn not mown is not your own lawn! >Leave the lawn alone!
Grass represents our natural urges. Kept in check, like a manicured lawn, they can be beautiful. But left to their own devices they will creep up and grow into an impassible mess. It's about man's struggle against nature itself to form a society.
Wrong, the grass represents his wife pussy.
Its was a metaphor for his wife's vegana.
why would he mow his wifes vegana?
half of US household water use is for watering lawns
Maybe if you're a desert moron. I've literally never watered my lawn.
Your lawn must look horrendous
We have this stuff called rain.
And your lawn has stuff called weeds, discoloration, and patchy areas
Maybe yours does. Mines green and lush.
You mean natural features of grass and fields? If anything I'd say a perfectly cut lawn is the sign of a deranged mind.
Maybe but my penis still has its foreskin.
>pic rel
SOVL
Got any /x/ folklore from your region anon?
>Outdoor water use varies greatly depending upon geographic location. In dry climates such as the Southwest, a household's outdoor water use can be as high as 60 percent.
The US government does not have the ability to collect every single household's water use, let alone what percentage is used for watering their lawns specifically. 15% of the population (40million people) use private wells, good luck tracking their usage.
He used the same line in Kingpin
I own a landscaping business and I maintain dozens of married couple's lawns.
They're mostly older couples, but I will say that a few of of the younger wives do sometimes sit outside on their porches and watch me.
Make of that what you will.
>Do Americans really care so much about a small patch of grass?
HOA has legal rights to kill you if you let the grass grow more than 2 inch
kek, sometimes I wish that were true. Ours is so lax I see people with grass 3 feet tall. Granted, most of these house are vacation houses and the owners do not pay attention to notices or fines, so I'm really not sure what they could do.
>HOA
Why on earth did they become a thing!?
I understand wanting to preserve/increase your property value, but letting them have actual control over your property is ludicrous.
>Why on earth did they become a thing!?
You know the answer to that question. Note: HOAs began to really increase around 1965.
>HOAs began to really increase around 1965.
After they killed JFK? I don't get the connection
>The Civil Rights Act of 1964 prohibits discrimination on the basis of race, color, religion, sex or national origin. Provisions of this civil rights act forbade discrimination on the basis of sex, as well as, race in hiring, promoting, and firing.
>20% of californians voted to end civil rights as stated here to give more gibs to nigs in 2020
wew lads....
F/Ns were allowed to roam feral after the civil rights act
It's not really quite like that. HOAs mostly deal with homeowners looking to keep crime to a minimum and common areas safe and clean for residents of the neighborhood.
t. homeowner who is on the board of his HOA
The amount of times we have to do anything about people's properties is negligible.
In an ideal world, they wouldn't exist, but hey, in the south you have certain people.
My neighborhood is full of junkies, hobos, and trap houses but still I get fined for grass lol frickin murica
Probably just depends on where you live and what property management company you have.
Marty was 100% in the right. What sort of fricking weirdo mows another mans lawn.
It’s a republican thing
The state definitely does, they came and measured the length of grass at my other house 2 hours away and threatened to fine me for it being too long.
he's projecting because he's cheating on his wife
outside of that context though, marty is right, its weird to mow the lawn even if you're returning the mower, there are other things you should do to repay the favor
>Who told you to mow the lawn?
>Nobody told you to mow the lawn!
>I didn't tell you to mow the lawn!
>Why did you have to mow the lawn?
>A lawn not mown is not your own lawn!
>Leave the lawn alone!
>Landscaping Companies? I've been wanting a piece of them for years