Do Americans really cheer in the cinema?
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Yes, unfortunately. I've heard whooping and hollering during Marvel movies when a character has a witty retort
america is the modern roman empire so yeah we get wild. its big empire mentality. you euros wouldnt get it
those cheering for gladiators fighting were literally plebs. you are saying americans embody pleb mentality. and i agree, uncouth and uncivilized lot.
t. Brexit
I'm hearing the Married with Children audience when a hot chick appears. these were 10/10s in the 90s
Young Tia
Those are 15/10s compared to the tatted-up crack prostitute-looking feminazis of today.
The blonde is beautiful the chink was hyped up in Wayne's world
Whenever you see a blonde, picture her with dark hair, it's the only way to really tell if she's actually pretty,
>tia
god damn
>tia
you now remember
>implying early 90s christina applegate was not a dime
gayest thing I have ever read on here, including about dickgirls
My theater going experience in Europe was even weirder. When the movie ended, no one was talking about the film they just saw. All anyone seemed to talk about was America and Americans. Really strange behavior.
a>american seething about euros for no reason
Every time
kys newbie. die in your heat regulated by the government home
I noticed that too.
I was the guy in the GNR shirt.
It's acceptable on opening day with a theater full of excited people but it's lame afterwards.
Americans applaud when their flight lands. Their psyche has been modelled after hollywood. Marvel is indeed their illiad
landing a plane is impressive
Esp if your pilot didn't have a cardiac event in the air, after the mandatory jabs.
Most pilots are drunk/hungover when flying
>Americans applaud when their flight lands.
LOL! Fricking what? I fly all the time for work and I have literally never seen this happen.
Americans do a lot of shit in the minds of Europeans.
>go to doctor's for a routine prostate exam
>literally clap when he's finished and hand the Doctor a tip
I'se seen it, so I have.
Americans invented the airplane
White Europeans that immigrated to a continent that a white European named America invented the airplane.
Europeans cannot be white because Americans invented the term "white."
>Americans invented the term "white."
false
America invented everything
An American friend told me they do.
t. razorfist
lol
even AIDS and trannies?
The Wright brothers were born in Ohio you pathetic waste of skin
unfathomable levels of cope
when we win, we suddenly become european
we we lose, we're mutts
it's all so tiresome on Cinemaphile
Is that why you clap?
They didn't though?
Only cringe people do this.
Americans do it all the time
Planes are just buses in the air.
>I saw it in a movie once, therefore it must be real
>Their psyche has been modelled after hollywood
so much projection
I once flew to America with a load of high school students who sang their national anthem as the plane came in to land. It was fricking cringe but also kind of based seeing how most young Americans hate their country with a passion for bullshit reasons.
That's not cringe at all
I am going to start doing this whenever I get back from gay non-American lands.
But there aren’t any countries gayer than America. Except maybe Canada.
>South Americans applaud when their flight lands.
fixed. Only time I've seen it is when I traveled through Brazil/Uruguay/Chile
Isn't it just an old tradition when booking a vacation through through travel agencies for people that don't want to arrange everything themselves for their vacation? At least that's what I was told as a kid back in the 90s when I first experienced it. I'm European so haven't seen it happen in 20 years but it always sounded like a good way to start a vacation in the same way a ban gets applauded when entering the stage at a concert.
band*
>americans do an exaggerated but charming showcase of their gratitude to the pilot for safely arriving to their destination
>this is LE STUPID
do you clap every time you get a burger and McDonalds as well?
>rename French Fries to Freedom Fries
>legally obliged to chant "USA, USA" between every bite.
Yes. Fast food has very low density so it’s easy for a normal person to eat it while clapping
lel
I've flown dozens of times and this has literally never happened
Maybe they were flying Spirit.
Remember, there are Spirit flights where the captain will say
"And to those of you who said they'll never fly Spirit again, welcome back."
They literally have fights over which capeshit product is better
Only time I ever heard clapping on a plane was a 6 AM flight from Munich to Ibiza when half the plane was already (or still) drunk as frick.
It was actually quite fun.
this actually happened to me once in Colorado;
people cheered because we had two previous sketchy landing attempts that failed and sent us back up in the air. it was pretty frightening, major thunderstorm. I have hated flying ever since.
It's a bit of cheeky fun. No need to seethe
>Europoor projecting their own sad state of affairs
Many such cases.
Russian Commercial Airline landing in Moscow with a bunch of slavshits landing in Moscow
1. Russian are not European, in fact they're not even people.
2. They have a legitemate reason to celebrate given the propensity of Russian airplanes to fall out of the sky.
I only recall hearing applause in the theatre twice. Wen Joker did the pencil trick in Dark Knight, and when Godzilla fired his atomic breath in the 2014 movie
I saw a French movie where a female toddler was butt naked in the cinema and I stood up and yelled THAT IS SO FRICKING HOT.
We do, so it surprised me that everyone was giving me dirty looks when I was cheering for some scenes in American History X.
lmao you should've heard me during brokeback mountain
>get it girl
>beat that pussy
>ooooh its so crusty!
Americans are honorary Indians so of course.
she has a bit of the downs but i guess i like that now
I bet her breasts look like breasts.
I start the applause every time
>check account archive
>turns out the xittergay is from canada
>full frontal
You mean just breasts and dimly lit bush merkin
The guy who invented merkins should've been flayed alive. What is even the point of doing these full-frontal nude scenes if it's just going to be fake?
Should be a Canadian flag on the left
>deflects the question
well, i can't answer the question.
I don't watch movies with Black folk in them (all marvel movies)
>Buddy
Why didn't he just post that it was him in the fake story?
Yes. Of all the movies I've seen in the theater this year people clapped for at least half of them
didn't euros STAND UP AND CLAP FOR 8 MINUTES because they saw sex in their arthouse movie?
They only did it because of the bbc in the film
depends on the scene
I do, throughout the movie.
It's like a baseball game.
I haven't seen anything in a baseball game that would make me clap since the 90s.
Bunch of overpaid foreigners playing with gay videogame rules and nerd strategies.
Hell yeah! What’s that, you need a loisonce to make a noise in the reel-to-reel projectorium? Hahaha!
In America we revel in letting each other know how the kino is making us feel. We laugh, we cry, we cheer, we cum… it’s amazing. The most fun I’ve had with it was in the Spider-Man movie where Garfield and Tobey come back. The zoom zooms made a respectably large amount of noise when Garfield hit the screen, but us millennials shared some knowing looks with each other. When the portal opened you could feel the tension as we prepared to let rip. A couple of people went off early but the second Toney appeared all hell broke loose! The theater was showered in hot buttered popcorn as we roared like a touchdown had been scored to win the Super Bowl! I even got half erect from the exhilaration. Europoors just wouldn’t understand.
>we revel in letting each other know how the kino is making us feel. We laugh, we cry, we cheer, we cum… it’s amazing.
woman brained
Yep and they also wear silly hats, even when they're indoors. Even the adults do it.
Most Americans are unable to think, all they are able to do is act on emotion.
They do not think that that clapping at a screen makes no sense - all they think is that they are happy and should clap. The average American is very similar to a toddler in this way.
This is also the reason why their politics are all moronic people telling them what they want to hear. And why heir education system is about feelings instead of learning anything.
>20th Century Fox president Alan Ladd Jr. attended the Japanese premiere of Star Wars in 1978 and was worried when he saw the silent reactions.
>His hosts told him "Japanese don't make noise when a film is showing. Watching quietly and appreciating it is a sign of high praise."
>Not making noise at the movies is seen as some mysterious oriental art in America
Lmao
The forbidden zen practice of not hollering like a Black all the God damn time.
People sitting quietly to watch something frightens and angers the American lmfao
Worked.
Nah they make plenty of noise when something is good, this is a misconception. In wrestling for instance people expect them to be quiet but when someone really famous or the match is really good they get just as rowdy as anyone else.
You moron
Do Americans make noises when watching the TV at home too?
>guy posts a joke on twitter
>OP: dammmn after 10 hours of sifting through random tweets I finally found one that I can post to my internet friends on Cinemaphile…heh heh heh I bet I get a lot of (you)s
Ummmmmmmmmm do we need to have ANOTHER discussion about the male gaze, guys?
be better
>Hurry up and become dead inside Americans!
Older cultures aren’t in a rush to do anything except make sure everyone else is as pessimistic and miserable as they are.
>Highest anti depressant consumption rate in the world
>Higher suicide rate than Japan
>Highest drug overdose rate in the world
>We're all really happy actually
Do Americans really?
Third world in every way but income
>Higher suicide rate than Japan
Really? What caused this?
They destroyed our cities and replaced them with hellscapes we are forced to live in
We used to have so much
Bleak
None of it belonged to you tho.
>destroys small business
>outsources large manufacturing overseas
>oh no wheres all my little shops gone
Top is before boomers and bottom is after
Europeans really think living in a small hut in a city and riding the bus with brown people is better than living in a large suburban home and driving your own vehicle. Commies really did a number on them.
>brown people
that's your problem
>WE NEED SPACE FOR MORE CARS DAMMIT. KNOCK EVERYTHING DOWN
All hail the automobile.
>what, you didn't want to share a bus with a bunch of Black folk and smelly vagrants? But that's part of the hustle and bustle of the city! It works for Europe, it'll work here!
Frick off /n/igger. I will not sacrifice my ability for self reliant travel on my time just so you can have le walkable cities.
Then enjoy your dystopian hellscape, you deserve it.
If being able to hop in my car and go wherever I want on a whim conveniently is a hellscape then let me continue to burn.
One of the main driving forces behind the automobiles popularization was the fact that most early 20th century Westerners were sick and tired of their lives being run by train schedules that half the time would end up being late or unreliable. Imagine your wife giving birth to her bull's bastard and you gotta get her to the hospital quickly. Are you really going to opt to wait at a bus/train stop to get her there?
It's sour grapes from autists who are too scared to drive and poorgays who can't afford it
>self reliant travel
You have legs don't you fatty?
Lmao, do Americans really?
Social media and suburbanisation causing record amounts of social isolation while mental health funding has collapsed
rapid onset Black person fatigue day in and day out
All those countries that are supposedly happy are the same color as america
What was the Sydney Sweeney scene in the Avengers people cheered for?
At least they don't dance in front of the screen and set off fireworks.
>At least they don't dance in front of the screen
Like yurope
Lmao, this is not anywhere near europe
It's literally France
breasts you'll never see > breasts you see in every movie
Little brown nipples like every Asian bug eater. No variety.
who
yes, it is caused by low IQ
>Good jerb
They cheer at sports on the tv, especially older people even if they're the only people in the bar. Gives me secondhand embarrassment.
walkable cities are a superior way to live but only if established in homogenous white communities otherwise they become hell on earth at the drop of a hat
Why bother browsing Cinemaphile for yuropoor seethe when you can get the same experience in the mornings on Cinemaphile
>nude scenes
not watching it
I thought it was just a meme too. amerimutts are basically pajeets, bunch of subhumans
>lets gooooooooooooo
how did this become the rallying cry of the soihuman?
>Black man is on screen
>Americans cheer, clap, holler, jive about, take their clothes off
Why are they like this?
only liberals do this
Only huwhite huwhomen
Americans are so disgustingly optimistic and extroverted. You could shit on an Americans head, rape his wife in front of him, and he will still smile and thank you for your cervix.
> seething brit
americans and pajeets cheer and clap and holler in cinemas
>But europoors!
Why are americucks so obsessed with europe?
>Why are americucks so obsessed with europe?
It's the other way around. Which is why they sully our websites with their endless seething rather than fricking off to their own spaces.
This is a peak moron American right here.
>omg y u so obsessed with us?
>*uses global power to enforce satanic transgender peadophile agenda
“Frick America”
>omg y u so obsessed with us
>oh and btw America the greatest and most powerful country and everyone should try to be like us but also frick you if you complain about our influence because you should just not listen to us, but also child rape and child murder are good, fly the rainbow flag!
Inb4 it’s not us it the israelites lmfao
>satanic transgender peadophile agenda
explain why weimar germany had the same thing.
Loser non American blaming the US for all the problems in the world. Get off this website you moron. gays have existed everywhere. Did the US make gays a think in ancient greece and rome??? God damn you're fricking stupid.
If we make your butthole so chapped why do you spend all your time in the company of Americans discussing their pop culture?
"reee satanic transgender peadophile agenda"
>spends his days posting on American forums about how much American media he consumes
the absolute state
The only reason to go to the theater is to have a social experience while viewing a movie. If you actually care about the film itself, you watch it at home, quietly. Only autists and morons go to the theater to watch a movie expecting a silent and serious session of cinema.
This is common knowledge in non-third-world countries. Can't even begin to imagine how awkward and weird it would be to sit next to some turbo-homosexual in a theater during a comedy who sits and stares intently at the screen making no noise. Probably a mass shooter to be honest.
Do you also go to plays and cheer, holler and clap like a seal while you watch a play?
>during a comedy
No one has any problems with people laughing during a comedy you autistic moron.
>The film's climax was considered a failure in both Japan and the U.S. as audiences refused to clap for the lead characters, though supposedly it went over very well in France, gaining much audience participation
You just don't like fun, homosexuals
>china is green
China suicide rate is significantly higher. This chart is complete horseshit
Television & Film?
What was the full frontal scene in the Avengers?