What's with the aggressive hospitality though? I don't get it >look I'm flat broken I can't afford to drink >what's that go to do with it man!? I SAID I'D BUY YOU A DRINK! YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY ME ONE! NOW DRINK IT DOWN!
What's with the aggressive hospitality though? I don't get it >look I'm flat broken I can't afford to drink >what's that go to do with it man!? I SAID I'D BUY YOU A DRINK! YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY ME ONE! NOW DRINK IT DOWN!
Yanks wouldn't understand
4 months ago
Anonymous
I think I get it, drinking beer is like shaking hands, if you reject a beer from anyone is seen as disrespectful
>Good
I would strongly advise you change your attitude about this because you will inevitably suffer in ways you never thought imaginable when the consequences of your actions finally bear their tainted fruit and place the banner of despair atop your lowered head.
36 litres a week, I drink 375ml cans >show gunt
No. I'm a fat frick though 6'4 ~115kg
Australians literally believe that a small, backwoods mining town where things go so slow that the only entertainment you can get is drinking beer and betting on things is a nightmare scenario. Why are they such pussies? >b-b-but they hunted kangaroos and got into fights!
a tiny minority of them. 99% of the townspeople were perfectly fine if eccentric.
The only reason this movie happened is because the protagonist was a moron and bet all his money instead of cashing out when he won
I wasn't really serious
I'm starting a taper Jan 1 looking to have a sober couple weeks in Feb when i have time off work
>6’4
Well, at least that explains why you have to drink so much. You’d better take my advice and slow down, anon, unless you’re already past the point of no return and get the shakes. If that’s the case then you’re fricked and need to seek a detox clinic.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I appreciate the concern. I'm well aware of my situation.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Godspeed then, you drunken bastard. I’d advise getting it dealt with before you turn 40. Pancreatitis and everything that follows it isn’t a pleasant way to spend the last remaining years of your life.
Australians literally believe that a small, backwoods mining town where things go so slow that the only entertainment you can get is drinking beer and betting on things is a nightmare scenario. Why are they such pussies? >b-b-but they hunted kangaroos and got into fights!
a tiny minority of them. 99% of the townspeople were perfectly fine if eccentric.
The only reason this movie happened is because the protagonist was a moron and bet all his money instead of cashing out when he won
City Australians. You have to remember that our movie industry is in the hands of latté sipping inner city homosexuals who’ve never actually lived in rural Australia at all.
Most australians are city australians, aus has a really high urbanisation rate.
I as a rural chad can say most australians are gays and our reputation as a tough people is unwarranted.
of course. poofter
i was shocked to find out the movie was set in the 70s. i saw nothing to suggest otherwise of it being like 2011
What's with the aggressive hospitality though? I don't get it
>look I'm flat broken I can't afford to drink
>what's that go to do with it man!? I SAID I'D BUY YOU A DRINK! YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY ME ONE! NOW DRINK IT DOWN!
just making him feel comfortable about getting shouted by a stranger
americans think you have a drinking problem if you have a beer after work 5 times a week
If one beer leads to 5 beers after work five times a week, then you’re at risk. One beer a day isn’t unreasonable, though.
Also, a cousin of mine once told me that in the Middle Ages, clean water was harder to acquire than beer, so that’s what people would mostly drink.
I drink 96 beers a week
rookie numbers
That's only 14 a day.
Yeah I drink 13 or 14 a day, sometimes more if i have a day off work the next day
Good
Coopers Pale 375ml cans
>Coopers Pale
based
Yanks wouldn't understand
I think I get it, drinking beer is like shaking hands, if you reject a beer from anyone is seen as disrespectful
>Good
I would strongly advise you change your attitude about this because you will inevitably suffer in ways you never thought imaginable when the consequences of your actions finally bear their tainted fruit and place the banner of despair atop your lowered head.
That’s too many, you’re finna boutta become pwned but IRL, not in-game.
pots probably
Bro wtf 48 litres of beer a week? 6.8 litres a day? 2496 litres a year?
Show gunt.
36 litres a week, I drink 375ml cans
>show gunt
No. I'm a fat frick though 6'4 ~115kg
I wasn't really serious
I'm starting a taper Jan 1 looking to have a sober couple weeks in Feb when i have time off work
>6’4
Well, at least that explains why you have to drink so much. You’d better take my advice and slow down, anon, unless you’re already past the point of no return and get the shakes. If that’s the case then you’re fricked and need to seek a detox clinic.
I appreciate the concern. I'm well aware of my situation.
Godspeed then, you drunken bastard. I’d advise getting it dealt with before you turn 40. Pancreatitis and everything that follows it isn’t a pleasant way to spend the last remaining years of your life.
There's water in beer, dumbass
>Let's make a thread to distract the drunks (Australians)
Australians literally believe that a small, backwoods mining town where things go so slow that the only entertainment you can get is drinking beer and betting on things is a nightmare scenario. Why are they such pussies?
>b-b-but they hunted kangaroos and got into fights!
a tiny minority of them. 99% of the townspeople were perfectly fine if eccentric.
The only reason this movie happened is because the protagonist was a moron and bet all his money instead of cashing out when he won
>waking up with your anus rekt by whisky-dicked Donald Pleasance is not a nightmare scenario
Poof
City Australians. You have to remember that our movie industry is in the hands of latté sipping inner city homosexuals who’ve never actually lived in rural Australia at all.
Most australians are city australians, aus has a really high urbanisation rate.
I as a rural chad can say most australians are gays and our reputation as a tough people is unwarranted.
As a fellow rural chad I agree.
Yes, and Kangaroos are our politicians.
It's a third world country. The beer is safer.
yes
their water has spiders and scorpions in it so it's not safe to drink
True, the creek across the road from me has both fishing spiders and water scorpions in it.
I dunno about Australians but I sure do
I always felt a strange kinship with strayans, now I know why.
frick off were full c**t