I watched this when I was 12 and decided to try to frick my trumpet for the lulz. I told my friends and they all thought I was a legend for it
weird times
Was in band 3 years in hs. I never heard of a flute in the pussy but I do distinctly remember hand jobs on the band bus and on a trip, I was in a hotel room alone and a few of the girls felt bad so they decided to keep me company and they ended up lezzing out really late in the night
Well, I was extremely shy and couldn't talk to anybody much less know what to do when girls start making out in front of me. Still a nerd, sure, but I have changed a bit since then.
I remember some boys did the same thing at a sleepover I was at so I kicked them until one of them started crying
I wasn't in band or nothing but I just thought i'd share
Based. Use to beat up on this weird Mexican kid. Would feel bad if his dad wasn't a cartel member who chained up people in their basement.
Probably. All those kids who used to be losers and nerds are now the ones delving into weird fetishes and group sex. Just look at any "poly" arrangement on YouTube and you can see it.
My next door neighbour growing up was a band nerd. She played alto sax.
The year was 2002 and this girl was dangerously moronic and called me begging me to come over one night because she fricked up and needed some help. Her parents were visiting grandma 7 hours away.
I figured she'd broken something and needed my help fixing it or something. She said that she's unlocked the front door and she's in her bedroom and I needed to come over NOW because she'd fricked up big time.
I come over and knock on her bedroom door, I open it and she's kneeling on the bed with a t-shirt on and her bottom half wrapped in her duvet, she hurries me to come in and close the door and I ask what's up with the duvet and she begs me not to laugh or tell anyone before she shows me.
I agreed
She takes the duvet off and it turns out she's shoved the saxophone into her pussy right up to the neck screw and can't get it out because it hurts too much and the mouth piece is "stuck".
I held one of the keys down to relieve pressure and unscrewed the neck, then used baby oil around the sides whilst slowly wiggling and sliding it out of her. She kept her hands over her face the entire time and made some extremely horny sounds when I was wiggling it out. When I got it out she wrapped her arms around me and breathe cried for a few minutes saying shit like "that was so scary" and "I thought I was gonna have to go to hospital." I asked why she shoved it up there in the first place and she said "I dunno anon I guess I was horny..." followed by a quieter "I still am."
I was in symphonic band and zero hour jazz band and I promise you those b***hes are freaky. I never hooked up with one but the b***h on sax and the other b***h on french horn were one of the first well known "lossed virginity" rumors that floated around. This was like 2008.
I had the sax fricker to myself and she was more than I could handle. Her libido was demonic. That girl was moronic beyond words and failed everything but music. She did things with peanut butter, strawberry jelly and my balls that would be considered a war crime in some countries. I've been married for 10 years and I still think about her when I nut in my wife sometimes.
No. Less than 20 minutes of having a brass pipe stuck inside her she'd pinned me to her mattress and was taking my virginity because "I wanna feel what a real boy is like! Can you help me? If you don't I can't promise I won't try THAT again! haha!"
Better man than me. I had opportunities, though not that explicit, but I whiffed pretty much all of them; even the girl I was kinda but not actually dating.
>pussy is completely destroyed because there's an instrument inside that's so big she can't get it out >immediately craves a dick to be rammed in and out of her
It's a larp you naive virgin
You call someone else a virgin without knowing it was the suction from the mouthpiece? As soon as I pressed on a key and started undoing the neck there was a few weak tootles as the pressure released, then I just wiggled it out because the pain and fear had caused her to dry up and seize up. as it was coming out she relaxed.
I should make it clear that I'd known this girl since we were 5. It was only slightly weird because we'd only seen each other with clothes on since puberty but she was still the little tyrant who would throw herself over the fence to our yard when she smelled barbeque and demand a hotdog or would ride her families saint bernard at full speed into their swimming pool. Like I keep saying, she was moronic. I'd seen her do some seriously weird shit before. I wasn't even that surprised when she opened that duvet. Of course she'd do that. She's moronic. If she wasn't cute she probably would have been labelled a sped.
Can't imagine the sort of infection someone would get from their own bacteria colony merging with the bacteria of everyone who's ever used that instrument while it's been sitting in storage for as long as the school has existed. It sounds more like science class than anything.
Alyson Hannigan is a great actress, can we talk about something else other than that scene for once
We could talk about how much she seems to like spanking.
They really do. I've seen OP's mum stick tubas up her pussy when there weren't wieners occupying her holes
imagine the sounds
When I was 13 she was my dream girl
Still mine in her peak.
Same. Now I think she's not very attractive
I went to band camp in 2005, one year we had the girls and boys dorms facing each other and the girls would flash us
>2004
How did everything get so much worse in only 20 years
Social media and ecelebs made every young person want to dress and act the same way
>band camp girls aren't flashing their breasts anymore
>the west has fallen billions must die...
yes
Yes.
now the band camp girls are men
> billions must die..
This outcome is inevitable
I don't think anyone needs to die to solve this they just need to flash their breasts more.
jews
iPhone
Smartphones, social media, continued muttification of the West
That thing about the gays really was a slippery slope huh
smart phones, social media, zoomers, jannies
damn it feels good to be a gangsta
ALL of the band gays looked like this. They were all so weird looking.
no chad sticks their wiener in it
When she turned to a vampire in Buffy that was something else man
I watched this when I was 12 and decided to try to frick my trumpet for the lulz. I told my friends and they all thought I was a legend for it
weird times
sex alyson
She turns less sexy in these "sexy" photoshoots. Just not her appeal tbh.
a man of taste
Was in band 3 years in hs. I never heard of a flute in the pussy but I do distinctly remember hand jobs on the band bus and on a trip, I was in a hotel room alone and a few of the girls felt bad so they decided to keep me company and they ended up lezzing out really late in the night
What exactly does "lezzing up" consist of? Please also post pics of them.
I don't have pics of them because this was 2004. Kissing and feeling each other up, nothing that crazy really but I was a nerd.
>was
Well, I was extremely shy and couldn't talk to anybody much less know what to do when girls start making out in front of me. Still a nerd, sure, but I have changed a bit since then.
Based. Use to beat up on this weird Mexican kid. Would feel bad if his dad wasn't a cartel member who chained up people in their basement.
I remember some boys did the same thing at a sleepover I was at so I kicked them until one of them started crying
I wasn't in band or nothing but I just thought i'd share
depends on the camp
I really stick flutes into band camp girls if you know what I mean
Probably. All those kids who used to be losers and nerds are now the ones delving into weird fetishes and group sex. Just look at any "poly" arrangement on YouTube and you can see it.
Women will frick anything but a non-chad
Most of them frick dogs ffs
Is band camp a real thing? People pitching tents and playing Tubas in the woods?
It's a skills development "camp". Not "camping" as in pitching a tent in the woods.
That is preferable to the alternative of getting pregnant and later abandoning your kid.
pregnancy is hot though
trust fund band
My next door neighbour growing up was a band nerd. She played alto sax.
The year was 2002 and this girl was dangerously moronic and called me begging me to come over one night because she fricked up and needed some help. Her parents were visiting grandma 7 hours away.
I figured she'd broken something and needed my help fixing it or something. She said that she's unlocked the front door and she's in her bedroom and I needed to come over NOW because she'd fricked up big time.
I come over and knock on her bedroom door, I open it and she's kneeling on the bed with a t-shirt on and her bottom half wrapped in her duvet, she hurries me to come in and close the door and I ask what's up with the duvet and she begs me not to laugh or tell anyone before she shows me.
I agreed
She takes the duvet off and it turns out she's shoved the saxophone into her pussy right up to the neck screw and can't get it out because it hurts too much and the mouth piece is "stuck".
I held one of the keys down to relieve pressure and unscrewed the neck, then used baby oil around the sides whilst slowly wiggling and sliding it out of her. She kept her hands over her face the entire time and made some extremely horny sounds when I was wiggling it out. When I got it out she wrapped her arms around me and breathe cried for a few minutes saying shit like "that was so scary" and "I thought I was gonna have to go to hospital." I asked why she shoved it up there in the first place and she said "I dunno anon I guess I was horny..." followed by a quieter "I still am."
She's a middle school teacher now.
Big if true.
Jesus fricking Christ
I was in symphonic band and zero hour jazz band and I promise you those b***hes are freaky. I never hooked up with one but the b***h on sax and the other b***h on french horn were one of the first well known "lossed virginity" rumors that floated around. This was like 2008.
I had the sax fricker to myself and she was more than I could handle. Her libido was demonic. That girl was moronic beyond words and failed everything but music. She did things with peanut butter, strawberry jelly and my balls that would be considered a war crime in some countries. I've been married for 10 years and I still think about her when I nut in my wife sometimes.
As someone who once made the poor decision to sound themselves with a string of ball magnets, I can empathise with her
>followed by a quieter "I still am."
please tell me you didn't then go home leaving your golden opportunity go to waste
Of course he did. Thats why youre reading that story on Cinemaphile.
No. Less than 20 minutes of having a brass pipe stuck inside her she'd pinned me to her mattress and was taking my virginity because "I wanna feel what a real boy is like! Can you help me? If you don't I can't promise I won't try THAT again! haha!"
Better man than me. I had opportunities, though not that explicit, but I whiffed pretty much all of them; even the girl I was kinda but not actually dating.
>pussy is completely destroyed because there's an instrument inside that's so big she can't get it out
>immediately craves a dick to be rammed in and out of her
It's a larp you naive virgin
You call someone else a virgin without knowing it was the suction from the mouthpiece? As soon as I pressed on a key and started undoing the neck there was a few weak tootles as the pressure released, then I just wiggled it out because the pain and fear had caused her to dry up and seize up. as it was coming out she relaxed.
I should make it clear that I'd known this girl since we were 5. It was only slightly weird because we'd only seen each other with clothes on since puberty but she was still the little tyrant who would throw herself over the fence to our yard when she smelled barbeque and demand a hotdog or would ride her families saint bernard at full speed into their swimming pool. Like I keep saying, she was moronic. I'd seen her do some seriously weird shit before. I wasn't even that surprised when she opened that duvet. Of course she'd do that. She's moronic. If she wasn't cute she probably would have been labelled a sped.
Very similar to my own experience tbh except i got a harmonica stuck up me own arse.
This is bullshit but I believe it because I choose to.
Finally have an excuse to post this.
And what a waste of time it was.
I don't need to know what your boyfriend says whenever you roll off him buddy.
Back then, just israeli ones like picrel. Now, all women have israeli brain rot.
Can't imagine the sort of infection someone would get from their own bacteria colony merging with the bacteria of everyone who's ever used that instrument while it's been sitting in storage for as long as the school has existed. It sounds more like science class than anything.
Why would it be sitting in storage if they are hosting classes regularly? Why even assume everyone is using a rental?
>anon, i got a flower for you
would watch her having sex with bull
Actual bull or just a black man?
Yes
CMON, GUYS, LET'S HEAR IT FOR PETEY!
I call her american smirkfu
>Here's your girl from Band Camp and How I Met Your Mother bro
that is very obviously not her you fricking moron
It could be.
No shit moron but it's a pretty good porn analogue
Facial blindness is a sign of autism
>*steals your heart*
I loved Alyson's mens magazine spreads and her interviews. She talks so dirty.
She's a size queen.
>tfw she sees my big black flute
She only joined Dancing With The Stars to lose weight (she became a fatty). But to her credit, she looks damn good now.
Keep the food out your wienerhole, ya stupid band pig.
You're gonna love her the next season of Dancing on My wiener
>weird dorky chicks who seem too innocent to be horny
Love this trope
band kids frick more than any other group, only problem is that they only fornicate with other band kids.
she surprisingly settled down with Angel and had kids