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  1. 1 month ago
    Spy-D
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This one's the worst of all:
      >Putting miles on an massive pedestal
      >Numerous spelling errors in the same text bubble
      >Capitalizing SPIDER-MAN only when she says it too miles, not even trying to hide it...

      [...]
      this is the writer

      Fire this guy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ziglar only wrote

        This one's the worst of all:
        >Putting miles on an massive pedestal
        >Numerous spelling errors in the same text bubble
        >Capitalizing SPIDER-MAN only when she says it too miles, not even trying to hide it...

        but he still needs to be fired

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Anybody writing Peter and Miles like this should be fired. They're disrespecting an icon loved by millions around the globe and by extension, their creators as well as the various other creatives who've made stuff involving him that they wouldn't have a job/career without. It's disgusting.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh and the fans, too.

  2. 1 month ago
    Spy-D
  3. 1 month ago
    Spy-D

    This one's the worst of all:
    >Putting miles on an massive pedestal
    >Numerous spelling errors in the same text bubble
    >Capitalizing SPIDER-MAN only when she says it too miles, not even trying to hide it...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This dialogue kinda has a bit of a punch to it though(?)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >hard conversion
      >apprecaites
      is she supposed to speak all moronic ? am I being ableist for calling it out ? so many layers

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This reads like parody. In a way, I guess it is parody, a parody of what comics used to be.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was very tongue-in-cheek. It’s even a payoff to a background joke about a guy reading a He-Hulk comic. But why ruin everyone’s fun in this board?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >He-Hulk comic
        Ah, a joke from a shitty Disney show that wasn't funny the first time around, but maybe it eventually will be if Ziglar repeats it enough times.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        its sarcastic. for some reason people cant pick up on it

        >defending bad writing by calling it a joke
        tony-stark-eye-roll.gif

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its sarcastic. for some reason people cant pick up on it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not sarcastic, Miles is just like that in the comics

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They know, they just don’t care. They want to stay mad and engage in masturbatory tantrums.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How it is sarcastic? Miles 100% meant it, doesn't feel like a joke either

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Get over yourself, moron. Being a pathetic apologist is one thing, but gaslighting people by defending shit writing as a joke is too much.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its sarcastic. for some reason people cant pick up on it

      They weren't being sarcastic. This is the follow-up page.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tell that to she hulk i dare you
        >talks about wanting to do better
        >while beating the shit out of she rat

        how does that not come of as sarcasm

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >half-black half-latino teenager critisizing someone for using "patriarchy speak"

    Lmao. Just lmao.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this, along with Young Justice's later seasons, makes me glad that TSSM will never be revived.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    this is the writer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've been waiting for a She-Hulk in live-action for years. This homosexual is one of the butthole writers who monkey-paw'd me and I hope he has a heart attack and shits himself at the same time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      homie should take a cue from Slott and grow a beard, he’s got like negative chins

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Me on the right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's honestly embarrassing how some people got no self-control and allow themselves to become this fat.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can call it patriarchy speak if you like, it was men that came up with the English language and so men are entitled and indeed privileged in that way.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They should make Miles gay.
    Unfortunately in this day and age many members of the POC community are violently against LGBTQIA+ folx. I feel as if it would be a powerful statement for black youths who are queer if they saw that Spider-Man was just like them! The fact they aren't willing to do this shows Marvel doesn't actually care about the LGBTQIA community and only utilize representation when it's convenient.
    What will it be, Marvel? Be on the right side of history. Take a stand. Make Miles gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Spy-D

      Nah, this is what makes miles gay

    • 1 month ago
      Spy-D

      Nah, this is what makes miles gay

      Oh, and this. He was literally created by bendis to satisfy his self-insert BLACKED cuckhold fantasy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I hate Jessica Jones as much as (if not more so than) I hate Miles.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Making Miles gay would be hilarious, hopefully the morons at marvel do it and make his fans mad as frick, I want to see the war between blacks and gays cuz Miles is gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Normally I'd be against this, but imagine the shitstorm if Miles comes out as a troony.
        >I was born a girl, Peter.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They'll never do it, but making miles gay is possible, I hope it happens

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The sheer rage from blackcels that self insert as Miles would be hilarious

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >blackcels that self insert as Miles
        People like that exists? I just thought people were "fans" of miles out of spite

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They're fans of his film.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That makes more sense

            Nogs self insert as him hard, it’s why they got so butthurt over Spider Gwen being a troony. They were all lusting over the white woman as usual and then saw people making it gay.

            Is not like they self insert as him and more like most blacks are very homophobic, even though most homos in America are black

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nogs self insert as him hard, it’s why they got so butthurt over Spider Gwen being a troony. They were all lusting over the white woman as usual and then saw people making it gay.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buttangry onions white getting mad that there Spider-Man has to share page time with a poorly written POC

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, bro, exactly!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >poc
      You mean a nignog?. I don't associate with this piece of shit. The hell you on about? Where's the Asian miles. Indian miles. Arab and native American. Nafri and Eritrean?. Becuase all I see is the same tried and tired black Black with magical powers. Hell, we have Indian parker. Jap spider man based on Peter. I don't know a single "poc" who cares about this character. Anime dominates everywhere outside of israeliteland.
      Capeshit is for whites, israelites and blacks from what I've seen. Burgerland in general.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They need to rebrand Miles with something that sticks. He cant just be a spider-man.

    They tried Kid Arachnid...Spin... Brooklyn Spidey.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NIGHT MONKEY!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow Spider

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They should rename Miles: the Crawler

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pic a name.
      >Codenames:
      Captain Universe
      Shadow-Spider
      >Editorial Names:
      Ultimate Spider-Man
      Ultimate Comics Spider-Man
      >Nicknames:
      Brooklyn Spider-Man
      Little League
      Mister Spider
      Mister Spider-Ham
      Mr. Spidey
      Sir MILES/Sir Miles
      Spider
      Spider-Boy
      Spider-Man Junior
      Spider-Man Two
      Spider-Miles
      Spidey
      Thwippy
      Web-Head
      Web-Head Junior
      >Other Aliases:
      Amazing Spider-Man
      BadMachine1999
      The Black Ghost
      El Fantasma Black
      Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man
      Miles Davis
      Original One
      Second Spider
      SPIDERM
      Subject 00-42
      Subject 002-004 Unabuthorized Spider-Man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pic a name.
      >Codenames:
      Captain Universe
      Shadow-Spider
      >Editorial Names:
      Ultimate Spider-Man
      Ultimate Comics Spider-Man
      >Nicknames:
      Brooklyn Spider-Man
      Little League
      Mister Spider
      Mister Spider-Ham
      Mr. Spidey
      Sir MILES/Sir Miles
      Spider
      Spider-Boy
      Spider-Man Junior
      Spider-Man Two
      Spider-Miles
      Spidey
      Thwippy
      Web-Head
      Web-Head Junior
      >Other Aliases:
      Amazing Spider-Man
      BadMachine1999
      The Black Ghost
      El Fantasma Black
      Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man
      Miles Davis
      Original One
      Second Spider
      SPIDERM
      Subject 00-42
      Subject 002-004 Unabuthorized Spider-Man

      The Nega-Spider.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The constant seethe because no one thinks of miles as spiderman will never not be funny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He can be *a* spider-man but he's never going to be *THE* Spider-Man.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In a hundred years, Peter will be forgotten and Miles will be remembered as the one true Spider-Man.

    There is absolutely nothing you can do to prevent this from happening.

    You too will be forgotten.

    Whoever controls the past controls the future.

    Two plus two is five.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      When someone says they "like Spider-Man" it is implicitly acknowledged that they're talking about Peter Parker. If someone wants to say they like Miles Morales, even among diehard Spider-Verse fans, they say "I like Miles", not "I like Spider-Man". No matter how much they try to force it, the moniker just does not stick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your fantasies aren't reality.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I still maintain Miles should be a villain.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine to live out your fetish like Bendis has with his Black sex obsession.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ryonahomosexualry
      Yesss... Give me all your female heroes and villains, Marvel.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >an entire issue of Black cat just being punched and kicked around page after page until it just ends

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your thread is shit. Also why are you acting like Vermin isn’t a big deal?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    heckin wholesome and ESG approved

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're a millennial and you've never been told something you did was problematic by some jumped up zoom zoom are you even really living life?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spindermin.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What about the Brown Recluse? It's not gonna get any better than Kid Arachnid.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the fact that despite the cringe dialogue written by what would have been a overtly edgy ironic racial slur in 2015, these pages have considerably better fight choreography than other comics still coming out now.

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