So Americans clap for a few seconds because they genuinely enjoy the movie
Europoors clap for 20 minutes because they're disingenuous and sniff each other's farts for validation over pretentious shitty movies?
Makes perfect sense ngl
Americans clap because they are childlike and cannot contain their enthusiasm. Europeans don't clap at movies, except maybe if the director is present, in which case it makes sense.
This. >Americans are pure souls with an optimistic can-do attitude on life as the world is their oyster. >Yuropoors are bitter cynics, having no dream to strive for as they live in an empty shell that was their great great grandparents oyster. Being the legacy of a has-been people, their remaining purpose in life is to languish in the tourist trap their ancestors left behind for starry-eyed, croc-wearing Americans to use as a playground as if their civilization was indistinguishable from a Disneyland prop-town.
I'd get high on my own farts all day too if this was my reality.
Is it a movie about a black israelite during the Holocaust who falls in love with a white woman and saves Europe by killing all the white men, with heavy anti-capitalist themes written, acted and produced by the most privileged people on the planet?
Do it is the shitty new Indiana Jones movie
Which makes it even worse
Inbred Europoors spending 20 minutes clapping for Disney slop that even Americans don't watch is fricking hilarious lmao
God damn. I thought Cannes was for Oscar bait bullshit. Why do Europoors care more about American pop culture than Americans? Almost ever pop culture israelitetuber in my feed is European or Australian
Cannes is more akin to arthouse films. They showed Indiana Jones out of competition and clapped for like 4 minutes out of kindness while the stuff they actually like gets absurd 20 minute applause. There were even articles talking about how the length of clapping The Dial of Destiny received expressed that they didn't care for the movie.
Premiering Indiana Jones 5 at Cannes was a huge frick-up. Word got out early that the movie just wasn't good and there was still like a month to go before its theatrical release to the general public. The ego of these homies potentially lost them tens if not hundreds of millions of dollars.
European culture is centered around Americans. They have holidays for Americans. They killed hundreds of thousands of german men to be ruled by Americans. They listen to American music. They dress and act like Americans. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from Americans. They post sassy gifs about Americans. They watch sportsball in worship of Americans. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of Americans playing sports. They use American slang like "bruh" and "thot". Their cities are completely overrun with American culture. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with Americans and their global police force of soldiers filled with Americans. Their men sit around watching American ball while their women sit around watching American talk shows. They worship Americans like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before Americans took over. Their movies are filled with Americans and their music charts are topped by Americans. They send Americans to the Olympics and celebrate when the Americans win because those Americans are true red blooded Americans. They watch American porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about American penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate Americans and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love Americans but the evidence speaks for itself in that Europe has always been and will be a nation of America loving Black folk
its a big event, they are clapping for the cast/crew who are in attendance of the screening
compared to amerifats who are clapping for whos benefit, the projectionist?>
Just the frogs and shitalians.
Americans clap because that's the only response they know to a movie.
Cannes goers clap because they're pretentious.
So Americans clap for a few seconds because they genuinely enjoy the movie
Europoors clap for 20 minutes because they're disingenuous and sniff each other's farts for validation over pretentious shitty movies?
Makes perfect sense ngl
Americans clap because they are childlike and cannot contain their enthusiasm. Europeans don't clap at movies, except maybe if the director is present, in which case it makes sense.
This.
>Americans are pure souls with an optimistic can-do attitude on life as the world is their oyster.
>Yuropoors are bitter cynics, having no dream to strive for as they live in an empty shell that was their great great grandparents oyster. Being the legacy of a has-been people, their remaining purpose in life is to languish in the tourist trap their ancestors left behind for starry-eyed, croc-wearing Americans to use as a playground as if their civilization was indistinguishable from a Disneyland prop-town.
I'd get high on my own farts all day too if this was my reality.
americans clap every time.
cannes is a once a year film festival where the makers of the movie are also present.
Americans clap when their wife gets impregnated by the african american bull.
Pretty much otherwise how does clerk 2 gets 6 minute standing ovation? it is just them being nice or appearing to be nice so they can be invited back.
Id rather rewatch Clerks 2, 3 times than watch the geriatric adventurer once.
T. Not Kevin Smith
Of course you're not Kevin Smith, he prefers eightchan.
To be fair, 3 times jay and silent bob reboot/yoga hosers or once the geriatric adventurer would be a coin toss.
But clerks 2 I enjoyed and even clerks 3 I would gladly pick to watch three times rather than geriatric adventurer once.
Is it a movie about a black israelite during the Holocaust who falls in love with a white woman and saves Europe by killing all the white men, with heavy anti-capitalist themes written, acted and produced by the most privileged people on the planet?
Do it is the shitty new Indiana Jones movie
Which makes it even worse
Inbred Europoors spending 20 minutes clapping for Disney slop that even Americans don't watch is fricking hilarious lmao
God damn. I thought Cannes was for Oscar bait bullshit. Why do Europoors care more about American pop culture than Americans? Almost ever pop culture israelitetuber in my feed is European or Australian
Cannes is more akin to arthouse films. They showed Indiana Jones out of competition and clapped for like 4 minutes out of kindness while the stuff they actually like gets absurd 20 minute applause. There were even articles talking about how the length of clapping The Dial of Destiny received expressed that they didn't care for the movie.
First one to stop clapping is blacklisted by the unions.
they get payed to do it for marketing
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Premiering Indiana Jones 5 at Cannes was a huge frick-up. Word got out early that the movie just wasn't good and there was still like a month to go before its theatrical release to the general public. The ego of these homies potentially lost them tens if not hundreds of millions of dollars.
yuros are morons
Do Amerimutts really get raped and brutalised by hispanics and nogs?
I'm a European has visited Cannes 3 times,can confirm that's true but I myself only stood and clapped for ~4 minutes one time tho
European culture is centered around Americans. They have holidays for Americans. They killed hundreds of thousands of german men to be ruled by Americans. They listen to American music. They dress and act like Americans. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from Americans. They post sassy gifs about Americans. They watch sportsball in worship of Americans. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of Americans playing sports. They use American slang like "bruh" and "thot". Their cities are completely overrun with American culture. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with Americans and their global police force of soldiers filled with Americans. Their men sit around watching American ball while their women sit around watching American talk shows. They worship Americans like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before Americans took over. Their movies are filled with Americans and their music charts are topped by Americans. They send Americans to the Olympics and celebrate when the Americans win because those Americans are true red blooded Americans. They watch American porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about American penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate Americans and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love Americans but the evidence speaks for itself in that Europe has always been and will be a nation of America loving Black folk
>Europe
>a nation
America has had cultural victory, but American culture is based on European culture.
its a big event, they are clapping for the cast/crew who are in attendance of the screening
compared to amerifats who are clapping for whos benefit, the projectionist?>
Everyone in the world claps at the end of a movie.
Cannes is just completely insane, it's not possibly to have a normal reaction to a movie there
Europoors don't go to Cannes only burgers do. Euros would go to venice.
Do Euros actually have biases about each festival?
They clapped for 22 minutes for Dial of Destiny? wtf?
>cannes
>poor