Do Hobbits have normal, human sized, pussies and buttholes? Or are they scaled down and tighter? Would a human be able to frick a hobbit with their wiener? I imagine given that buttholes can stretch anal would be achievable but I'm more interested in fricking one in her pussy, I understand their breasts would be smaller and that isn't an issue, Just curious.
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Hobbits are rabbit people. They should look more adorable. They shouldn’t have weird dirty hairy feet, but more paw-like feet, which don’t look horrifying. But who am I kidding. This is western fantasy, so hobbits will never be cute, but always be weird midget people.
I don't care about their feet just the stretchability of their unwashed hairy pussies
Why would they be unwashed? The Shire was a well ordered community with plenty of creature comforts like hot baths.
>Hobbits are rabbit people
You're thinking of Watership Down, not Lord of the Rings.
I'll take paw-like feet if it means the women are all bottom heavy. A whole race of shortstacks
Very nubian thought process.
I'm thinking a little something like picrel
Your gif gave me thrills
yiff in hell furgay.
>ending up with the town bawd
what a ghastly fate for Samwise
Ghastly fates await all of us, choose wisely
>she's a bawd because... she smiled at the guy who she later married!
she literally fricked the entire village while Sam was off saving the world, read the fricking appendices.
Even the Sackville-Bagginses?
even the ponies
THAT'S NO PLACE FOR A PONY!
In the book she beds several men, she thought Sam was fricking dead and was in her 40s when she finally settled down with him. It suggests that she has other kids in the books but doesnt name them
>In the book she beds several men
It was real in your gooning sesh.
Ok she was a virgin up until 44 years old then :^)
You must understand that Cinemaphilecels believe it's normal for people to virgins past the age of 18
you're a FRICKING liar!
40s to a hobbit isnlike 23
so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.
Samwise? More like Sammoron!
Her BJ game was just too good, there's a reason she was so popular.
>biggest bawd in middle earth villages was one broad who once sucked of her teenage friend when she was young
>biggest bawd in reality sucks and fricks 1000's of dudes.
She was a virgin before Sam, bore Sam 13 children, and remained with him until she passed away. I'd say he chose wisely, and you're jealous as frick.
>iPhone thread
>it's trash
Go figure.
YOOOOO THIS homie GOT A INCELPHONE
HE ROCKING A SAMSUNG GUACAMOLE 9000
My phone costs more than any Apple phone.
You'll never get it
You'll never get how white people are supposed to act.
my wife and I were at Best Buy to get her a new Samsung phone (her choice). One of my cousins works there are he said his gf convinced him to get an iPhone and I joked, "because of the green text message bubble?" and he said, "yes actually, how did you know?" and my wife thought that was the stupidest thing she ever heard.
and then the whole Best Buy clapped
iToddlerism is a disease. When he breaks up with that vapid moron girl he'll be too far into the Apple ecosystem to leave and become an adult with actual agency over his own devices.
It's a phone bro
and every 3 years or so he'll have to decide if licking Tim Apple's balls is worth the female attention or if it's finally time to grow up and migrate to a real phone, and every time he kneels down for another mouthful of that corpo scrote it'll be even harder to make rhe switch next time.
Yeah bro just give your money to Bill Gates instead
My digital camera from 2006 names images in that format.
Irrelevant.
Not irrelevant. You got BTFO
>his iPhone uses naming technology from 2006
Pathetic.
Just get a fricking iPhone, weirdo. Android OS is across the board garbage and rightly lost to Apple.
>please, daddy apple, protect me from my own inability to not be a frick up!
Just get an iPhone, anon.
what kind of fricking loser has an android under the age of 40 lmaoooo imagine asking for a girls snap and pulling out a samsung guacamole 550 genuine autist behavior
>but it costs less for more processing power and the camera has over 6.82 more depth frames per gigabyte storage capac-
just shut up you freak with a keyboard and go back to playing with your legos autistic freak everyone knows the android is probably cheaper and has better parts but the difference between me and you is that I understand societal norms and you have literal autism and will never touch a pussy. It's the same with torrenting I'm not saying torrenting doesn't make financial sense and logically you have more choice, But it's a social red flag and Like I said the difference between you and me is that I understand that and you have autism
>huge wall of text written by obviously brown hands
If you want white people to read you posts, write them like you passed the second grade.
Imagine larping as a normie on Cinemaphile. This Black person probably has pizza saved on his CIA sponsored Apple device.
You are underage and most likely brown.
Based iChad sending the incels into meltdown over their shitty phones, Like you said, They'll never understand
if you unironically ask for a girl's snap nowadays, you're either underage or not getting pussy at all.
Would be terrible if a band of humans enslaved them...
The Scouring of the Shire: XXX
scales with their size
hobbit puss is TIGHT
hobbit dong makes chinese pp look big
midget porn exists
If e-girls can get those bad dragon monstrosities up them, human on hobbit is nothing.
Pussies can push out a whole ass baby. Dicks are easy compared to that.
>Would a human be able to frick a hobbit with their wiener?
You could jam it in a pigeon if you could catch the thing, Anon.
Merry please, I've heard it a thousand times already stop talking ill of my daughter
>Daughter(s and sons.)
If Merry, Pippin, and Frodo are remembered at all it will be because of Sam Gamgees progeny
God DAMN Rosie's pussy must be wider than Melkor's butthole
>hamfast
That's his father's name, his Ol'Gaffer.
>non of his childrens is called "Bill"
>non of his childrens is called "the Strider"
>non of his childrens is called "Samwise"
What a cuck
Your lil gay hobbit wiener shouldnt have a problem with hobbit holes.
Is this what nerds think about all day?
Some of us don't have moronic sons to worry about.
I'm sure your parents worry about you more than they let on
Was Tom Bombadil's wife real?
Oh frick oh frick i think i killed this thread with my pun im so sorry.
>hey anon check out these images
>they're all HEIC format
Well Hobbits canonically have huge wieners (big feet) so their female counterparts presumably have giant, wide pussies suitable for human sex. Remember at the end of "The Hobbit" when Gandalf talks about the Hobbits eventually turning into Men? How do you think that happened?
YES
I don't care how big you think your penis is, i hiiiiiiighly doubt it's bigger than a hobbit baby, so yea you can frick it.