Do I have to see the original Road House to know what's going on in the new one?

Do I have to see the original Road House to know what's going on in the new one?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen neither and know they both suck ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's true Roadhouse sucks but it's an okay 5/10 dudebro romp with breasts if that's what you're in the mood for

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, Road House lore is deep. You won't understand and of the references.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What are these called I forgot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Strawberry shortcake icecream bar

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    those strawberry shortcake ice cream bars are so fricking good. haven’t had one in years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The chocolate ones are better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Chocolate is for gays

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Good thing i love wieners then huh

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Chocolate is for gays
          Perfect for you, then!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          true but it tastes good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        chipwich mogs any other thing you can get from an ice cream truck

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Roadhouse? isn't that the movie where they ban dancing or something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no that’s the shawshank redemption

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Irish white supremacist trying to maintain his racial ethnostate. Lol no sorry.

    You don't get to have a white supremacist nation. Enjoy your enrichment and simmer down.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. Ireland will return to being a pious devout Catholic nation once more and we will restore order to our lands.

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      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >catholic
        >non native
        I guess it’s true an all potato diet turns you moronic.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Original is bad. But bad in a good way. New one is boring.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't waste your time, it's garbage.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The original is an unintentional comedy but not the parts that are meant to be "funny". Like near the end when the top henchman of the final boss is kicking the shit out of Patrick Swayze and says, "I used to frick guys like you in prison" which is supposed to be an ultra serious moment but is actually fricking hilarious. Just the whole macho man fragile masculinity.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      theres something about the fricked over business owners rolling up on ben gazzara and shotgunning him around his big beautiful house that feels so satisfying after all the bullshit he pulls.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This road house movie is one long BIPOC music video

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He’s never gonna fight again, is he heembros?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He’ll fight one of the Paul brothers in the next 3 years

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Him walking like he’s moronic is 65% of the movie.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's so sad how hard drugs ruin a fighter, you never see this with weed or alcohol users users in MMA

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, I just saw an interview with Connor who was promoting the film and I think he may be abusing illegal stimulants

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Common manlet cope.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The original is a fricking fun movie, frick anyone who says it sucks. Is it one of the greatest pictures ever made? No, but if you like naked tities and ridiculous bar fights and can enjoy corny 80s slop then its great.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just watched the first one for the first time and I couldn’t help but wonder why nobody just shot Dalton in the head with a gun. breasts were nice though.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do you hire the feather and lightweight champion of the world and still have your fight scenes look like absolute ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because professional fighters and professional fight choreographers are two very different fricking things.

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