uh no. Most women sexually slow down after marriage and they basically become asexual after kids
Which all is to say: I understand the concept of a wife and a mistress now. The pretty wife you keep by your side and create kids with, and the mistress slamhog that provides all the sexual fun but isn't quite up to caliber genetically.
wife and a mistress would be the perfect situation
She's beautiful but does have a mediocre body. And tends to get neurotic/naggy about things while we're doing it which makes me additionally uninterested. It's just easier to have a fap sometimes.
It's hard to remember all the 5/10's and 6/10's I banged with awesome fat asses who ate my dick hungrily and giddily in comparison
Which all is to say: I understand the concept of a wife and a mistress now. The pretty wife you keep by your side and create kids with, and the mistress slamhog that provides all the sexual fun but isn't quite up to caliber genetically.
I feel like wives who have been over sex for sometime are perfectly okay with their husbands having side pieces just so they dont have to deal with that burden.
>The pretty wife you keep by your side and create kids with, and the mistress slamhog that provides all the sexual fun but isn't quite up to caliber genetically.
I had a slampig for a bit, in the process of getting a new one. Feel like it's an upgrade for the most part. This one is 25, 5'1", like 130 and has a fat ass. Little goblina fricktoy.
>Which all is to say: I understand the concept of a wife and a mistress now. The pretty wife you keep by your side and create kids with, and the mistress slamhog that provides all the sexual fun but isn't quite up to caliber genetically.
Imagine writing shit like this and then seething about women kek
My wife can get super horny and into it, but she expects me to initiate every time and it takes forever to start her up. I'd have to rub her back for 20 minutes, kiss her neck and softly rub her breasts, only then I'm allowed to make my way down below. If I do it too early she is super ticklish and it's an insta mood killer.
Oh and sometimes 10 minutes into the whole foreplay shtick she remembers something from her day and starts telling me and we have to go all over it again.
Nah, frick that shit. I'll have a wank and go to bed over enduring that bullshit every fricking time I want to have sex.
yeah same here a lot of the time.
thankfully she's hornier than I am and if i just don't do that shit for a couple days i get my wiener gobbled.
silly b***h is rewarding me for ignoring her
This is the way. Also try grabbing her neck. Don't even have to choke her, just the fact that you're holding her by the neck will probably get her wet in record time.
because despite all that, she's only person I can stand to be around for more than six minutes. Oh, and I like love her or some gay shit.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Same with my wife. She doesn't have all the issues that yours does but she is one of the few people that I can stand to be around, and she is about the only woman I can stand. Shame she is just not great at sex. But that is what jerking off to porn is for.
1 month ago
Anonymous
It's unironically your fault if your wife sucks at sex. Just teach her moron lol
1 month ago
Anonymous
She knows what to do, its more of her wanting to do it. She is either not horny or wont initiate. Its a hastle to get her in the mood.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>women are capable of being bad at sex
not a sexgay so i wouldn't actually know but this is something i will never buy.
1 month ago
Anonymous
What is not to "buy"? Like what don't you understand?
1 month ago
Anonymous
people say women can be bad at sex. they're lying. are you moronic? my post was simple and straight forward.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I can tell you are a virgin. Women can absolutely be bad at sex.
1 month ago
Anonymous
oh you can tell? did me literally saying so gave it away? you are fricking moronic.
they can't
1 month ago
Anonymous
turbovirgin or stupid hole, i really cant tell
1 month ago
Anonymous
I don't know how to help you. Some women just lay there and let sex happen to them. Some women can't ride a dick correctly. Some girls cant even bend over right and arch their back wrong. I hooked up with a girl that didn't even know how to jerk off my dick. She just awkwardly rubbed my shaft with her fingers.
1 month ago
Anonymous
sounds like a you problem
1 month ago
Anonymous
alright im done replying to your moronic virgin ass. Die alone homosexual
1 month ago
Anonymous
youre either a very bad troll or genuinely moronic
1 month ago
Anonymous
i'm 100% serious, correct, and probably have a high iq.
1 month ago
Anonymous
100% srs?
1 month ago
Anonymous
https://www.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/100
yes
1 month ago
Anonymous
rly 100%??
1 month ago
Anonymous
You can teach a woman face down, ass up and to ride. It's about effort to solve the problem not being lazy. If you find women who don't know how to do shit maybe they're at least good at head or you instruct 'em.
1 month ago
Anonymous
this is making me super grateful for the girl i'm sleeping with. she's cute and dynamite in bed, will suck my dick just to get me hard again. tbf i make her cum
1 month ago
Anonymous
Thats what a girl should do..
1 month ago
Anonymous
i know but a lot on anon's in this thread don't seem to have that with their gf/wives
1 month ago
Anonymous
Yes..cumming is the point of sex. Good job mate
1 month ago
Anonymous
Technically only a dude finishing is the point of sex.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Ive man faked it before to get out of a pussy
1 month ago
Anonymous
you'd be surprised how many women don't cum. she literally told me she relaxed enough to cum because she could tell i enjoyed giving her pleasure
1 month ago
Anonymous
It may be better than a squirter. I have to wash the sheets every other night..but it feels so hot while it happens
1 month ago
Anonymous
that's piss
1 month ago
Anonymous
Yup. Feels good too
1 month ago
Anonymous
also have you ever had a golden shower? i've had girls piss on my wiener and it feels amazing
1 month ago
Anonymous
i wish she was a squirter i have a pee fetish lol
1 month ago
Anonymous
Its nice but cleaning up after.. I dont like to sleep in pee
1 month ago
Anonymous
yeah the cleanup sucks but i love golden showers
1 month ago
Anonymous
>I hooked up with a girl that didn't even know how to jerk off my dick.
This happened several time to me and I was baffled everytime. How can you not know how to jerk off a dick? I remember looking for tutorial on the internet as a kid about how to eat pussy properly, feeling like an idiot because I had to "learn" it instead of being naturally a pro, and then you have these 7-8/10 girls that probably thinks they're tigers in bed, and thent can't even suck a dick. I mean are they even trying?
1 month ago
Anonymous
>people say women can be bad at sex. they're lying
99% of women are awful at sex because they believe sex is lying there motionlessly while the man does everything
1 month ago
Anonymous
i'm not buying it
1 month ago
Anonymous
Then you've clearly never had sex
1 month ago
Anonymous
oh you can tell? did me literally saying so gave it away? you are fricking moronic.
they can't
1 month ago
Anonymous
Please tell us more about what sex is like, oh wise turbo virgin.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Most of them are terrible and, like most things, expect you to do all the work.
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I would cut her head off with a bowsaw.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>this is something i will never buy
Many women don't know how to give good blowjobs and many are incredibly lazy in bed.
1 month ago
Anonymous
That's cute as hell bro, I guess love really does exist, I was starting to think it was a meme
1 month ago
Anonymous
Love ain't a meme but it doesn't come cheap. When you've seen your woman lose a loved one to cancer, fight it herself, lose her organs, lose her health and sex drive. Knowing all the horrible shit she's gone through. Over a decade of strife, stress, loss, despair, depression we've been through together. And at the end of the day still see the brightness of life in her eyes? That's love right there.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Gay larp, tell your creative writing class prof I said hi
>she expects me to initiate every time and it takes forever to start her up
Why are women like this? The stars have to align for them to get off. Its like they are moronic. I could stick my dick in literally any shaped hole and still cum.
I unironically enjoy jerking off more than I enjoy sex because a) it's over with quickly b) it's entirely in my control and c) there's more variety.
I don't have to spend an entire night pretending to like some broad or wasting money on her, I can just jerk off after lunch and be done with it. When I'm really craving the real thing I'll go to a strip club or escort. Don't get me wrong I'm glad I forced myself to have all that sex in my 20s and "have adventures" (gay expression) dating different kinds of women etc. But its real value wasn't even "getting it out of myself," it was just making me realize beyond a doubt that women are not that interesting.
I unironically enjoy jerking off more than I enjoy sex because a) it's over with quickly b) it's entirely in my control and c) there's more variety.
Same here bro. and I swear Im not trying to be contrarian. Sex becomes a pain in the ass after you have done it a few times. Especially when its with the same woman. Jerking off is just better in almost every way now days for me. Womens bodies turn me on, women's personalities turn me off.
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I might be a permafricked gooner but I feel the same for the most part. Sex is somewhat better than masturbation but most times it's not nearly enough to warrant all the extra hassle that comes with it. I frick my wife some 2x a week just to grease the groove but otherwise I usually prefer to just have a cheeky wank and be done with it.
Sex is somewhat better than masturbation but most times it's not nearly enough to warrant all the extra hassle that comes with it.
Couldn't agree more.
You just described my wife. The kicker is, when she actually is in the mood and I actually go through the 50 step process to get her horny, she is a good frick. One of the best I have ever had. She knows what I like and vice versa.
But...as you said, the constant hassle, the work, being the one always initiating just gets old. I would rather just jerk off to some good porn and be done.
i like foreplay was able to get this chick i fricked for the first time to let me go raw because i was attentive and made her cum. the rest sounds tiring though
It fricking sucks thinking back on the great fricks of my life, knowing they're not coming back and the chanches I had and didn't take won't come back. You start getting older and girls don't look at you the same anymore. I guess all there is left to do now is getting into the druk life and fade into obscurity. >t. the wistful coomer
I unironically enjoy jerking off more than I enjoy sex because a) it's over with quickly b) it's entirely in my control and c) there's more variety.
I don't have to spend an entire night pretending to like some broad or wasting money on her, I can just jerk off after lunch and be done with it. When I'm really craving the real thing I'll go to a strip club or escort. Don't get me wrong I'm glad I forced myself to have all that sex in my 20s and "have adventures" (gay expression) dating different kinds of women etc. But its real value wasn't even "getting it out of myself," it was just making me realize beyond a doubt that women are not that interesting.
My wife can get super horny and into it, but she expects me to initiate every time and it takes forever to start her up. I'd have to rub her back for 20 minutes, kiss her neck and softly rub her breasts, only then I'm allowed to make my way down below. If I do it too early she is super ticklish and it's an insta mood killer.
Oh and sometimes 10 minutes into the whole foreplay shtick she remembers something from her day and starts telling me and we have to go all over it again.
Nah, frick that shit. I'll have a wank and go to bed over enduring that bullshit every fricking time I want to have sex.
t. married for 11 years.
I might be a permafricked gooner but I feel the same for the most part. Sex is somewhat better than masturbation but most times it's not nearly enough to warrant all the extra hassle that comes with it. I frick my wife some 2x a week just to grease the groove but otherwise I usually prefer to just have a cheeky wank and be done with it.
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I might be a permafricked gooner but I feel the same for the most part. Sex is somewhat better than masturbation but most times it's not nearly enough to warrant all the extra hassle that comes with it. I frick my wife some 2x a week just to grease the groove but otherwise I usually prefer to just have a cheeky wank and be done with it.
raw > handy > sex with condom
That's my take on it. But to go raw you need a gf and I don't really wanna put up with that.
the fact that you're comparing chess to tic tac toe shows you don't know what you're talking about
1 month ago
Anonymous
The fact that you don't understand the comparison shows why you find chess compelling and also why you'll never be more than a middling pattern-memorizer.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I think I understood the point of your comparison, which was that chess is "solved" in the same way that tic tac toe is solved, but that's simply not the case and you only think that because you don't know much about the topic
1 month ago
Anonymous
My entire family is chess morons and I am a mathematician. Magnus Carlsen says classical chess is a boring dead game. Every chessgay I know only wants to play bullet chess (like Carlsen) because it's the only way to introduce pseudo-novelty into the game. The only reason Carlsen is so good is because he is a savant pattern-combiner and has honed his brain to do it in a specific context for years. Bobby Fischer said that chess died in like the '70s and that no one in their right mind should keep playing it today because it's a solved game with no more novelty. It had a historical trajectory from classic game to meta-game to solved game that lasted roughly 150 years and that's that.
There was a good two year period of my life where I'd watch chess analysis videos every night before chess. They were fun because I'm fricking shit at chess and know very little about it, but the more I watched the more I realized that chess is basically a solved game. When the first 10-20 moves are all basically predetermined at the highest level it becomes pretty obvious that the game is already mostly solved. Texas Hold Em would for sure be a solved game by now if not for the randomness associated with the game. I wonder if there's a way to introduce that kind of randomness into chess.
My gf is jealous of all the women i fricked before her but she only initiates once a week at most. She could easily be breaking records with me but she's not horny that often. I dont care much anymore. Easier to jerk off anyways
Same. Its not natural for a man to frick the same woman forever. we are designed to spread our seed.
I unironically wish, mistresses were still socially acceptable.
I'm kinda there
My gf denied me sex so much that now I don't want it
It's been 2 years since we had sex
I do have a porn addiction tho, so there's that
I like the way she smells
I like sleeping next to her
She's very low maintenance partner-wise, last time we "went out" was like 5 years ago
I like cooking for her
I'm very low maintenance love-wise, and I rather stay with her on the chill( even if boring) life, than ditch her and go into the long term relationship market of today, to chase maybies.
I know there's high investments girls for bigger payoffs, but I would also have to work a lot harder to mantain and keep that girl
You underestimate the value of a low risk, low investment low reward relationship.
It's not like I'm busting my ass off on the office for 12 hours and find no sex at home, I literally draw comic books for a living I don't even have to talk to another human being for a year if I don't want to (and I've done it)
it sounds like you're just drifting through life, i pity you
I had a kind of epiphany the other week.
Frick morality. Frick ethics. Frick drama.
I pay for getting television to give me the stories that I want to see. You know what I want to see? I want to see a protagonist that I can self-insert as, and he just does exactly what he wants, tramples everyone in his way, gets the perfect babe wife to trample everyone else in his way, and everyone gets fricking stomped into the ground. I want to experience this feeling of total victory vicariously through television. This is not the age of right or wrong, it is the age of success or failure, and I don't need to be told what's fair and what isn't fair because I already know, b***h, I just don't care anymore. Give me what I want and stop shitting in my bed, or I'll knock on your door and it's not over till I say it's over.
High school ended in 2010 which was incidentally the last year it may have been possible to turn the world around into the kind of place where the >muh moral
endings of BrBa and BCS would make sense. WE don't live in that world anymore. I don't care anymore, all I want is to watch a winner who wins with zero effort and makes everyone around him lose, thereby elevating his wins even higher by contrast. And he should have a smoking hot wife exactly like the one I would want if I could just win everything all the time, and she would laugh at all this fake morality together with me as we destroy it all like based and redpilled intelligent people.
>it sounds like you're just drifting through life, i pity you
I pity anyone that isn't an oil prince that shits on a different 10/10 teenager's mouth daily, that trades soon-to-be extint animals like pokemons, and blow labs with dynamite when they cross the year's mark and didn't clone a single dinosaur
Other than that, I don't believe "having more sex than me" is much more living your life
1 month ago
Anonymous
pretty sure there's a wide berth between those two extremes, i was talking more about how you don't interact with anyone
1 month ago
Anonymous
I used to play dnd 15 years ago but the party split
I like my chill wife tho
Honestly, if it weren't for her, I would have tossed everything to live in the woods and trap hitchhikers on a basement, by now.
If you want to feel less pity for me, think that for every 6 months of sex I don't have with my wife, is one teen that's not missing
i'd kill myself if i were you i'm also an artist but i'm not ok with a mediocre life and a lack of ambition. i get a lot of women don't understand that but at least get laid jesus christ. how do you even make great art if you don't get pussy? it's the only thing that really matters in this life
>how do you even make great art if you don't get pussy? it's the only thing that really matters in this life
are you 16 or just a virgin?
1 month ago
Anonymous
no. but i guess let's take sex out of the equation. how do you make great art without living life? living life hard brings your more experiences good and bad, which you can channel. i just can't imagine a shut in has anything interesting to say.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I became a NEET after working hard for 12 years. Honestly a woman is in a good spot right now, but they are moronic.so lol lets see
1 month ago
Anonymous
i'm not anti neet, working for some israelite is moronic. but i'm saying if you have commited your life to art being ambitionless is gay let's take women out of the equation entirely. you should strive to be the best artist, even if you fail you probably will have made something of value. just my opinion i'm a moronic Cinemaphilener
1 month ago
Anonymous
>how do you make great art without living life?
Many great artists lived solitary lives and found inspiration in isolation. That's not to say that it's a good way to live, but saying that the quality of art is tied to external life experiences is moronic and wrong. Inspiration is found everywhere, and loneliness has led to a ton of great works of art
1 month ago
Anonymous
fair, my work got better when i lived hard, i shouldn't impose that on others
1 month ago
Anonymous
Living life has nothing to do with having sex. Is it part of life yes but a very small percentage of experiences you can have. You are 100% a teen or a virgin
My gf denied me sex so much that now I don't want it
Wife is the same. I got tired of not only being denied, but even if I wasn't denied, I was ALWAYS the one initiating. So here we are 7months with now sex with no end in sight.
Luckily I prefer jerking off now.
Its really not. After my teens and early 20s in college, sex just became a hassle. I feel like I've done it all. and now with how easy porn is to watch, it would much rather just jerk off for 5min and be done with it.
>staying with a woman due to sunk cost fallacy
In a few years she's going to end the relationship and then you're going to be kicking yourself for wasting so many years with a person you obviously knew was wrong for you
I used to play dnd 15 years ago but the party split
I like my chill wife tho
Honestly, if it weren't for her, I would have tossed everything to live in the woods and trap hitchhikers on a basement, by now.
If you want to feel less pity for me, think that for every 6 months of sex I don't have with my wife, is one teen that's not missing
you don't understand lad, none of you do
I wasn't even planning on having a gf, she just came into my life and I let her stay
everyone except incels have been in relationships that went stale and been too pussy to end it in due time. it's a rookie mistake. you won't last 20-30 years with this woman and when it inevitably ends, you will have nuked her whole life. she will never be able to start a family because you were scared to break up when you knew that you two were not compatible
I had sex with my girlfriend twice in the last year we were together before I broke up with her. I loathed her so much that I'd rather jack off. She ended up cheating on her new boyfriend with me and I showed him proof but he still forgave her lol
My gf (4 years long relationship) made a comment about how little sex were having, like 30 minutes ago. It was in a joking way, but I know deep down she's starting to get worried about it. Last time was like 2 weeks ago, Jesus christ. I'm 31 and regularly jerk off though.
She's a great girl and all but ffs after 4 years I'm simply bored of making love with the same person. Same boobs, same ass, same face, how did boomers didn't go crazy? Except they did, since my parents and my parents friends all got divorced in their 60s
this. i perform so much better when i don't wank. but i only say this if i'm sleeping with someone on the regular. holding in jizz when you aren't getting any doesn't make you seem more desirable. only cum with her it'll make both of you feel better
You’re an idiot, and your porn rotted mind has made you lose sight of what really matters, sec should be about emotional connection with someone you love
Or maybe after 4 years I'm simply done and bored of the same person? I'm in my early 30s, I have a good job, make good money, I could live the time of my live, but I'm a dumb Mr Nice Guy who could never hurt someone's else feeling, so instead of admitting the fact it's over between her and me, I keep going on because I don't want her to be sad.
You're doing both of you a huge disservice. At some point she's going to throw in the towel and then you'll have wasted several years of your lives with the wrong person. Hurting her feelings in the short term is doing you and her a huge favor in the long term
stringing a woman along and wasting her youth away so she wont be able to ever find another man and start a family is not being "mr nice guy", it's being cruel as frick, kek
When you are 40 you can find a younger woman and have kids with her. Your girlfriend can't do that. You are running out her clock and destroying her whole life because you're too much of a pussy to end it
Unironaiclly porn and jerking off. "Same boobs same ass".... says it right there. Porn has convinced you that you need constant variety and newness. When you get tired of your favorite video you can just click off and find a new one. With AI it's going to get even worse because soon people will be able to craft super niche and specific fantasies that real women just can't compete with because it's not real.
When you can look up (or soon make up with AI) scenarios where you can maximize your fetish or kinks, naturally real sex won't satisfy your desires.
That doesn't negate the effects of porn. Also, we should be overcoming our natural beast like urges instead of succumbing to them. You're not a stupid animal driven by base desires. You can and should rise above them.
Same with my ex-partner.
She gave birth to my daughter and instead of being a mother she decided to become a fricking pothead and go out drinking to avoid my daughter and I.
I just quickly found her to be disgusting, left that b***h with my daughter. Got a rare grant for full custody because she was so fricking zonked out she didn't bother to fight it.
Hooked up with this single mom on Fetlife and had the most raunchy fricking sex of my life, some real pent up shit from both of us. Broke it off when she kept asking to peg my ass.
I could have sex with the same woman forever, but it does get boring. It's just biological, we are programmed to impregnate a lot of women, it's just that we won't, or we can't.
Fricking pathetic.
Pearls before swine.
Frick you.
I wank every day, and get to frick my wife (up to) three times a month. It drives me fricking mad.
And she has the gall to act like a fricking VICTIM if I push my luck at all. udsbafpfwh
Is the grass always greener? I had the same fomo but my relationship with a woman who turned out to be psycho collapsed and I am now a single mid 30s man and I have no hope of kids unless I marry my secretary or get a mail order bride.
I always remember Jim Norton on O&A, a lifelong prostitutemonger, saying in his mid 40s that he thinks he fricked up and he really should have just had a relationship. But then I also always remember Marc Maron on there talking about his failed marriage and how brutal a divorce can be.
no matter what choice you make you will regret it, that is simply the nature of mankind. i got married and have a kid and as much as i love the monster, all i ever wish for is to have 0 responsibilities and the freedom to frick as many women as possible.
If you are a turbonormie I guess its worth it. I was happy enough being alone most of the time and I could have 2 sugar babies for the cost of maintaining a home.
Same. Turns out I shoot blanks and I "ruined her life" and it makes her "dread living the next 30 years".
I don't think I would have been a good dad anyway though. My brother had kids and they're awful people.
>Sorry if you thought it was for romance
Romance is a trick women play on men to get us emotionally invested in them. Women don't even really like all that sappy romantic shit from a man, it's unnatural. Just like when a woman says "I wish you'd be more emotionally available/vulnerable" and then the moment you do she's permanently turned off by you.
The model for their behavior is they don't actually give a shit what men want and they give 0 shits about men at all. They annoy you because they hate you and just want your shit. They don't annoy the guys they want to frick. They do what they're told like little girls and get off to it and then get slapped around.
Women either act like total c**ts or they act like a 5 year old.
damm its so true it matches perfectly what im experiencing
There is no point anymore. At one point, women were incapable of making a living for themselves and needed assurance from the government that they'd be taken care of if their husband leaves her, but that's in the past now. Some may say it's about raising families, but women have no interest in that anymore, they'll pump babies out and then break the family up, collect your money, and move on to the next man. There's no reason for marriage, there's no reason to be in a committed relationship with a woman. There's really no reason to be spending any amount of time with a woman at all if it's not for sex, they're just shitty people who aren't pleasant to be around for extended periods of time.
The kinds of men women marry aren't the ones they're actually sexually attracted to and motivated to frick, so naturally they won't put any effort into
If you didn't have her when she was 18 and desirable don't bother
>If you didn't have her when she was 18 and desirable don't bother
This. There's a reason people married so young for all of human history until we allowed women to completely upend society after WW2. Young love is the only path to true love.
I had her when she was 18. She was the one who begged for marriage. I had many girlfriends before her.
Shit changes NOTHING.
Over thirty now, and she still never fricking initiates, acts like a fricking victim if I try to caress her at the "wrong time", and the stars have to fricking align for her to get horny at all.
He's right though. The idea of needing permission to frick a girl who's already with me sounds so alien. The fact that you worded your epic bragpost about something mundane the way you did is rather telling.
It's crazy what the modern man has been reduced to– like a wolf versus a pomeranian, totally impotent and purposeless. It's enough to make you sick. The future is female.
There's no possible way he doesn't go full Chris Benoit at some point. It's crazy women think they can do this to a creature much stronger and more prone to violence than them and just get away with it and he'll never snap like an angry pitbull and just release years of pent up rage all at once on her.
40 year old anon, here since 04, but I managed to avoid getting married because I'm an idiot who gets drunk and reveals my power level then uses the kaioken times four and that tends to turn women off.
Yes, it happens. I've been married 6 years. It's got its ups and downs, I do love my wife. To be honest though if I went back in time to before we got married, I probably wouldn't go through with it. Not because of her, but because I have realized I'm selfish with my time and really do like my solo time. I enjoy being with her but I also want to be home alone many times too.
Not getting divorced because my life is about more than me now, and I need to put her first. This is just me realizing that doing that isn't as "fun" as doing what yiu want with your spare time. Especially as a 31 year old that now makes good money.
Also, when a woman's feelings get hurt it sucks because if they are not happy, you sure as he'll can't be happy.
Same. Im married and I do love her but if I had to do it over agian, I would not get married. I like being single too much. Im selfish. The best time of my life was when I had a couple solid Friends With Benefits. You still have female companionship but its on your time.
It's such a cognitive dissonance too. It's a weird feeling to love someone and not desire divorce, but to also acknowledge that you wouldn't do it again.
Same. Im married and I do love her but if I had to do it over agian, I would not get married. I like being single too much. Im selfish. The best time of my life was when I had a couple solid Friends With Benefits. You still have female companionship but its on your time.
Let her know you value your alone time. Im very much this way and sometimes I prefer to be alone than with family. Sometimes people confuse alone with lonely
I feel like the best kind of outcome in these situations is just having a deal with your wife that you won't nag them for sex but will frick other women instead, and just keep it cool and not draw attention to it
that said, women are insane so they'll probably still get furious
If a woman doesn’t want to frick then you’ve either let yourself go, you have become a non sexual entity for her emotionally, or she doesn’t feel sexy herself for whatever reason.
My wife let me plap her and I literally don't care what you (non sex havers) think.
Just continue to be jealous a woman pulled her pants down and summoned me and my erection to sex her.
>catch the drippings and rail her for a good 20 minutes
the drippings? wtf is wrong with both of you. Also 20min? bullshit. >sex blanket/wedges out
another wtf. Just have sex like a normal person > A few minutes of foreplay ain't bad,
I hate foreplay >I gave up masturbation. over way too soon
so? I want it to be over soon and if you dont, then learn to edge. Being inside a woman feels better but the orgasm is mostly the same either way
You want jizz on your kitchen tiles? 20m ain't difficult when you haven't conditioned yourself to goon in 2m.Orgasm aint' better than the real thing.
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I know there's high investments girls for bigger payoffs, but I would also have to work a lot harder to mantain and keep that girl
You underestimate the value of a low risk, low investment low reward relationship.
It's not like I'm busting my ass off on the office for 12 hours and find no sex at home, I literally draw comic books for a living I don't even have to talk to another human being for a year if I don't want to (and I've done it)
Not necessarily. You find a well-raised girl who values a decent man it'll go farther then having one who requires maintenance of that sort. The right pick is both low risk and high reward if done well is more the point.
Have you HAD standing up sex? Without a condom? When you pull out things flow. Wife has had 2 c-sections that cooch is as tight as the day I married her
>I hate foreplay
maybe i'm in the minority but i like it. especially if the girl is cute it's almost automatic to just kiss up and down and make them wet. i like touching and kissing women and their bodies.
I used to like it when I was new and young. I actually loved eating pussy. After college though it just turned into a bore and a necessary evil to finally frick. This is one of the many reasons why I prefer jerking off.
fair. i still like it with a big caveat that i have to be super attracted to the girl. if it's just a slam piece i ain't doing that shit. cute or beautiful, i'll be doing anything that makes them squirm, it actually makes me horny
I had a kind of epiphany the other week.
Frick morality. Frick ethics. Frick drama.
I pay for getting television to give me the stories that I want to see. You know what I want to see? I want to see a protagonist that I can self-insert as, and he just does exactly what he wants, tramples everyone in his way, gets the perfect babe wife to trample everyone else in his way, and everyone gets fricking stomped into the ground. I want to experience this feeling of total victory vicariously through television. This is not the age of right or wrong, it is the age of success or failure, and I don't need to be told what's fair and what isn't fair because I already know, b***h, I just don't care anymore. Give me what I want and stop shitting in my bed, or I'll knock on your door and it's not over till I say it's over.
Why do you guys have such shitty sex lives? I've been married for 10 years and we frick like animals 5+ times a week. The only thing stopping us from doing it more is the kids so I can't just bend her over during the day.
Just add plastic sheets under the covers, but we still fug most days and it's a happy life.
Wife wears diapers all the time and can't be without them, but its nice that she likes when I change her 🙂
I made an agreement with my wife that she could deny me anything (taking to me, food, attention etc) except sex. She does like sex but sometimes pulls the my head hurts excuse after we haven't done it for a while so I pretty much have my way with her anyway. The first time I did it I felt bad because it seemed all rapey but it turns out she actually loves it and pretends to deny me sex so I can frick her like that. Women are fricked up.
Ok but that's literally fricking nothing? If she really wanted to deny sex she would deny you attention and you wouldn't have sex anyway. Clearly she played you. Thanks for sharing?
There's a muscle in your taint that can prevent you from coming. You need to learn to flex it, it's not strong enough without practice. This method allows me to go for however long I need. Try squeezing your taint while jerking it to learn how it feels.
All women are fricking insufferable, no matter how hot they are. They're all boring, soulless husks that cannot possibly understand the concept of art or passion. And when they realize the clock is ticking they trick you into marriage, a mortgage or even worse, a fricking child.
My dudes. It is really simple.
Every - single - time you frick her you do it like she is the only woman in the entire world. Go 150% every time until she lays there trembling like a moronic monkey. She will crave your soul and your dick for eternity.
This is why most marriages and relationships fail. You didn't find the woman who makes you want to give 150% every time, without it costing any effort.
Yeah nice story, it's just too bad you have to do this AND pretend like she's only really worth 10% or she'll lose all respect for you as a man. Basically you're living a lie either way.
It's a fantasy born out of blissful ignorance. When you have little to no experience with women you believe all that soulmate nonsense about someone who completes you. After you've been around enough women, you realize they are all basically the same person, and none of them are good people.
My ex wife would cry during sex because of some past trauma shit and it basically ruined sex for me now, she would run out of the room and hide in the bathroom and talk about killing herself crying and its all I can associate now
What was going through your mind when you were dating? Why would you put a ring on a women who would literally run in fear from sex? I thought I was a moron for dating a women with bpd for 4 years, but even I came to my sense eventually before proposing to her.
I love idle foreplay while watching tv or playing vidya. Obviously if it was coming from a place of obligation, trying to get a job over with, it would suck but ADD brained zoomer frigging on a lazy afternoon is peak comfy. You ever just let it soak for a whole movie?
My sex life is all over the place because her periods are all over the place (she sometimes gets them back to back or every other week because of stress I think?), and we don't really have sex when she's on her period (unless I'm REALLY desparate) because:
a. I like to make her cum once eating her out because it's hot and makes her pussy feel awesome(r)
b. Keep getting blood stains and shit everywhere and it pisses her off
Not really, how it plays out is I latch onto her, start rubbing around, feel she's wearing a pad, then realize tonight's not the night.
All I'm getting from this post is that there is a 97% you've eaten her blood before
Yeah, we used to do period sex all the time, but like I said she started getting annoyed by the mess and I realized I just enjoy it more when I eat her out and I'm not a fan of that coppery taste
Seriously what's gonna happen with the future btw?
I'm a 26 years old zoomer and literally all the guys I know are pretty much quoting manosphere stuff; marriage statistics, calling women bops, and shitting on single moms, full on Cinemaphile dialogue.
Everyone in a couple is in a situationship, and the new META is to try to become leonardo dicaprio when it comes to girls, no actual invested relashionships, just looks money status with no string attached young babes. If not then it's cabin in the woods.
On the other hand all the girls that I know are genuinely going insane because they're entering the 25+ stage and are seeing dudes chase 20-22 years old girl, all the while facing the reality that they're gonna be working themselves to the bone for the next 40 years..
Shit is not gonna work out.
>On the other hand all the girls that I know are genuinely going insane because they're entering the 25+ stage and are seeing dudes chase 20-22 years old girl, all the while facing the reality that they're gonna be working themselves to the bone for the next 40 years..
This is actually the largest civilizational threat there is until we finally just stop letting women vote.
I'm 35 and I'm realizing everything I was told that makes women seethe about us: >not wanting a relationship >just using them for sex >fricking them once and ghosting
Is now all women want to do. Every time I get close to a girl now all they say they want is a frick buddy. And the girls that seem to like me and say want to frick me, they ghost me after we frick.
No I'm not terrible at sex I'm 6'4" and have a 9" dick and have had 3 girls now tell me they've never squirted ever before they had sex with me.
It's really starting to drive me nuts. Where are all the women I was told about who want kids and a relationship? We're doomed, or at least I am
>Where are all the women I was told about who want kids and a relationship? We're doomed, or at least I am
They don't exist. Women want some well paid stable geek they can leech off of who's too spineless and insecure to ever leave her so she can have all of her financial needs taken care of while she prostitutes around until her pussy stops working. This is why married men are never happy, because women only marry men they don't like and they do it just to use them. As a man, marriage means you've lost.
I am aware of this blackpill and often believe it after a few beers, but I guess I still have hope. But it's fading fast. Just meet this girl who said she wanted a relationship and was ready for a serious thing and we talked for hours and loved our conversations about the differences between the male and female minds and other existential stuff. Put off fricking her for a few weeks because I wanted to prove I was serious about her and not just sex.
She came over wearing nothing big a robe, no panties no shirt, and she was drunk and ready to go. Couldn't resist. After an all night slam session and a few morning grinds I drove her home. Asked her about meeting up later......
Ghosted.
During the refractory periods she kept saying things like "I really needed this, I finally got what I wanted" she was drunk so I kinda ignored it, turns out she was serious and apprerently just using me for sex.
Although now I suspect she just wasn't single.
Either way...wtf? I thought women hated that shit?
I've found that the easiest women to have sex with are the ones in relationships. When she's single she's looking for someone to take care of her so she has a lot more requirements that you need to meet in order to have sex with her. When she has a boyfriend the only requirement you need to meet is to make her pussy tingle.
I find this very true and it's horrifying. And you're correct, also the single women you have to compete with every guy and be better than all of them at everything to get her. The relationship woman you just have to be better than that guy and she sees the grass could be greener.
Never really understood peoples desire to frick women in relationships. You're eating a pussy that had a wiener in and was filled with another mans sperm less than 24 hours prior. You're kissing lips that were wrapped around another mans wiener less than 24 hours prior. It's just nasty. Being a cucketteer is almost as bad as being a cuck
1 month ago
Anonymous
It's only entertaining if you by natural rights have no reason to be able to pull it off. That also makes women wet which is why women married to rich affluent men of power will frick convicts who live in a trailer park and bail him out of county with her husband's money and pick him up in his car.
1 month ago
Anonymous
It's not about the other man at all, it's just an attractive woman who wants to have sex with me. You don't really believe any woman over the age of 16 is actually a virgin, do you?
1 month ago
Anonymous
I detest cheating and wouldn't have wanted to frick her if she was in a relationship, if she was breaking it off and moving out then I would wait until that happened. She told me she was single.
Also dude?? >literally cucking some dude is almost just as cucked as getting cucked
Are you high or something?
1 month ago
Anonymous
Most of the married women I've fricked were in dead bedrooms and/or just were no longer fricking their husbands. I always had a 24 hour rule regardless.
I ended a three year relationship a few months ago and haven't felt this content and simply relaxed in a long time. Before I would only have an hour or so to myself between when I finished work and when she got home, any "me time" in the evenings was a hard fought battle that was never worth it. Now I can play games with my buds whenever I please, watch whatever I want to, and work out in peace without her hovering around.
I haven't felt the slightest desire to even speak to another girl yet, I'm travelling around the world solo in a few weeks and am sure to have some hook ups but a long term relationship? Quite possibly never again. Even the most perfect seeming girl will change and so will you, resentment over petty shit builds over time and never fully goes away. I really don't think marriage does anything but make the barrier for getting out of an unfulfilling relationship higher, rip to anyone here stuck in one (especially with kids)
That's good anon, but eventually you'll get lonely and miss having a woman around to give you what you wouldn't normally give yourself. Unless you just had the worst woman ever who made your life hell and don't know what an actual good woman does for you than you. If that's the case I hope you find one that is, .problem is you probably won't click with that type of woman, mommy issues and what not.
Goodluck and enjoy being single, lots of us can't but I know the feeling. Was single and legitimately happy for 6 years after a shit show of a marriage.
thanks fren. I do think it's possible to meet someone I don't grow to hate over time but I'm in no hurry.
I find it funny you mention "mommy issues" as the catalyst for the breakup was my mom passing and hearing my dad tell all these horror stories of her unhinged behavior that sounded very similar to what I was going through. I hope at least being acutely aware of that "type" will help me avoid it in the future and I'll able to consciously override that deeply rooted inclination
It will help anon. You're gonna subconsciously try and reunite with your mother. Be very weary of women you find extremely attractive (not physically) mentally.
Find a chick who's kinda meh and that and you'll be a better match.
If your wife isn't letting you do anything with her or keeps sex as vanilla as possible the uncomfortable truth of it is she isn't attracted to you and probably never was. Married sex should be at least somewhat experimental or it's a dead bedroom.
i used to feel like my gf liked and desired me, now she is still neurotic about controlling me and being a b***h but acts like she has no sexual desire towards me at all
She's over you but still needs to control you in case she really can't find a better man. This is what all women do, they don't leave when they're tried of you, they leave when they've found your replacement.
Aww the Adam Carrolla bull pen theory. The relief pitcher warming up in the bull pen.
Every woman has a relief pitcher, but if you're still pitching well there is no reason for the other guy to warm up in the bull pen.
The model for their behavior is they don't actually give a shit what men want and they give 0 shits about men at all. They annoy you because they hate you and just want your shit. They don't annoy the guys they want to frick. They do what they're told like little girls and get off to it and then get slapped around.
Women either act like total c**ts or they act like a 5 year old.
It's funny that the only time my ex and I ever got along was when I acted like I do when I'm playing with my 5yr old niece. Reacting like everything is super interesting and just being goofy and energetic.
No capacity what soever or interest possibly for any real conversation. Finally got drunk and had a fight and told her what I was doing to get along with her, you can guess how that ended.
>My standards are too high and I offer too little to ever be fine with marriage.
Based >Also, not Cinemaphile.
Gay, Cinemaphile is at its worst when we're actually talking about tv.
I'm never getting married
Frick dat!
My wife won't even do that to me. Joke is on her, I frick a woman twice her size up the ass every week.
> twice her size up the ass
That’s not something to boast about
yes it is you non-married
>T.
Decent build but he has that swarthy southern French/Northern Italian physiognomy that makes him untrustworthy.
If you put an exclamation mark at the end of your comment, it reads like a Jackie Martling joke.
Arrest this man, he's ass drunk. Don't make any sudden throwing motions.
>twice her size
You like fatties, are you black?
Is this from breaking bad wtf?
wait until you find out how most men on this board live
My relationship is backwards as I'm the man and was the one to get bored with sex first
That's how it usually goes.
no not even close. The amount of men begging their wives for sex is pretty staggering. Poor bucks.
Most men marry women that are not in any way shape or form attracted to them. Most marriages are of convenience.
uh no. Most women sexually slow down after marriage and they basically become asexual after kids
wife and a mistress would be the perfect situation
Not true. Especially after menopause their libido shoots up.
>wife and a mistress would be the perfect situation
It's not the perfect situation but it is fun.
thats how mine is going as well. And shes fit and good looking, has never rejected me before
its crazy, my ex was willing to try everything and even made initiatives and was this petite chick with big hips
and still nothing id rather just jack off
Some women just aint great in bed I suppose.
She's beautiful but does have a mediocre body. And tends to get neurotic/naggy about things while we're doing it which makes me additionally uninterested. It's just easier to have a fap sometimes.
It's hard to remember all the 5/10's and 6/10's I banged with awesome fat asses who ate my dick hungrily and giddily in comparison
Which all is to say: I understand the concept of a wife and a mistress now. The pretty wife you keep by your side and create kids with, and the mistress slamhog that provides all the sexual fun but isn't quite up to caliber genetically.
I feel like wives who have been over sex for sometime are perfectly okay with their husbands having side pieces just so they dont have to deal with that burden.
>The pretty wife you keep by your side and create kids with, and the mistress slamhog that provides all the sexual fun but isn't quite up to caliber genetically.
I had a slampig for a bit, in the process of getting a new one. Feel like it's an upgrade for the most part. This one is 25, 5'1", like 130 and has a fat ass. Little goblina fricktoy.
>Which all is to say: I understand the concept of a wife and a mistress now. The pretty wife you keep by your side and create kids with, and the mistress slamhog that provides all the sexual fun but isn't quite up to caliber genetically.
Imagine writing shit like this and then seething about women kek
This place is riddled with hypocrisy and critical lack of self-awareness.
women are different because I say so
normally you'd have a decent split between virgins and prostitutes to marry and frick, but they are all prostitutes so there's no virgins to marry
My wife can get super horny and into it, but she expects me to initiate every time and it takes forever to start her up. I'd have to rub her back for 20 minutes, kiss her neck and softly rub her breasts, only then I'm allowed to make my way down below. If I do it too early she is super ticklish and it's an insta mood killer.
Oh and sometimes 10 minutes into the whole foreplay shtick she remembers something from her day and starts telling me and we have to go all over it again.
Nah, frick that shit. I'll have a wank and go to bed over enduring that bullshit every fricking time I want to have sex.
t. married for 11 years.
yeah same here a lot of the time.
thankfully she's hornier than I am and if i just don't do that shit for a couple days i get my wiener gobbled.
silly b***h is rewarding me for ignoring her
Thank god I discovered my wifes shortcuts. A good slap across the face gets her on in under a minute.
This is the way. Also try grabbing her neck. Don't even have to choke her, just the fact that you're holding her by the neck will probably get her wet in record time.
wife's overweight, crippled from lupus, barren, and has PTSD from rape. Been married for 15 years, had sex once 10 years ago. It was awful.
>crippled from lupus
yea right
Why are you married to her again?
because despite all that, she's only person I can stand to be around for more than six minutes. Oh, and I like love her or some gay shit.
Same with my wife. She doesn't have all the issues that yours does but she is one of the few people that I can stand to be around, and she is about the only woman I can stand. Shame she is just not great at sex. But that is what jerking off to porn is for.
It's unironically your fault if your wife sucks at sex. Just teach her moron lol
She knows what to do, its more of her wanting to do it. She is either not horny or wont initiate. Its a hastle to get her in the mood.
>women are capable of being bad at sex
not a sexgay so i wouldn't actually know but this is something i will never buy.
What is not to "buy"? Like what don't you understand?
people say women can be bad at sex. they're lying. are you moronic? my post was simple and straight forward.
I can tell you are a virgin. Women can absolutely be bad at sex.
oh you can tell? did me literally saying so gave it away? you are fricking moronic.
they can't
turbovirgin or stupid hole, i really cant tell
I don't know how to help you. Some women just lay there and let sex happen to them. Some women can't ride a dick correctly. Some girls cant even bend over right and arch their back wrong. I hooked up with a girl that didn't even know how to jerk off my dick. She just awkwardly rubbed my shaft with her fingers.
sounds like a you problem
alright im done replying to your moronic virgin ass. Die alone homosexual
youre either a very bad troll or genuinely moronic
i'm 100% serious, correct, and probably have a high iq.
100% srs?
https://www.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/100
yes
rly 100%??
You can teach a woman face down, ass up and to ride. It's about effort to solve the problem not being lazy. If you find women who don't know how to do shit maybe they're at least good at head or you instruct 'em.
this is making me super grateful for the girl i'm sleeping with. she's cute and dynamite in bed, will suck my dick just to get me hard again. tbf i make her cum
Thats what a girl should do..
i know but a lot on anon's in this thread don't seem to have that with their gf/wives
Yes..cumming is the point of sex. Good job mate
Technically only a dude finishing is the point of sex.
Ive man faked it before to get out of a pussy
you'd be surprised how many women don't cum. she literally told me she relaxed enough to cum because she could tell i enjoyed giving her pleasure
It may be better than a squirter. I have to wash the sheets every other night..but it feels so hot while it happens
that's piss
Yup. Feels good too
also have you ever had a golden shower? i've had girls piss on my wiener and it feels amazing
i wish she was a squirter i have a pee fetish lol
Its nice but cleaning up after.. I dont like to sleep in pee
yeah the cleanup sucks but i love golden showers
>I hooked up with a girl that didn't even know how to jerk off my dick.
This happened several time to me and I was baffled everytime. How can you not know how to jerk off a dick? I remember looking for tutorial on the internet as a kid about how to eat pussy properly, feeling like an idiot because I had to "learn" it instead of being naturally a pro, and then you have these 7-8/10 girls that probably thinks they're tigers in bed, and thent can't even suck a dick. I mean are they even trying?
>people say women can be bad at sex. they're lying
99% of women are awful at sex because they believe sex is lying there motionlessly while the man does everything
i'm not buying it
Then you've clearly never had sex
Please tell us more about what sex is like, oh wise turbo virgin.
Most of them are terrible and, like most things, expect you to do all the work.
I would cut her head off with a bowsaw.
>this is something i will never buy
Many women don't know how to give good blowjobs and many are incredibly lazy in bed.
That's cute as hell bro, I guess love really does exist, I was starting to think it was a meme
Love ain't a meme but it doesn't come cheap. When you've seen your woman lose a loved one to cancer, fight it herself, lose her organs, lose her health and sex drive. Knowing all the horrible shit she's gone through. Over a decade of strife, stress, loss, despair, depression we've been through together. And at the end of the day still see the brightness of life in her eyes? That's love right there.
Gay larp, tell your creative writing class prof I said hi
You might get it some day kiddo
>she expects me to initiate every time and it takes forever to start her up
Why are women like this? The stars have to align for them to get off. Its like they are moronic. I could stick my dick in literally any shaped hole and still cum.
I unironically enjoy jerking off more than I enjoy sex because a) it's over with quickly b) it's entirely in my control and c) there's more variety.
Same here bro. and I swear Im not trying to be contrarian. Sex becomes a pain in the ass after you have done it a few times. Especially when its with the same woman. Jerking off is just better in almost every way now days for me. Womens bodies turn me on, women's personalities turn me off.
Sex is somewhat better than masturbation but most times it's not nearly enough to warrant all the extra hassle that comes with it.
Couldn't agree more.
That sounds terrible
You just described my wife. The kicker is, when she actually is in the mood and I actually go through the 50 step process to get her horny, she is a good frick. One of the best I have ever had. She knows what I like and vice versa.
But...as you said, the constant hassle, the work, being the one always initiating just gets old. I would rather just jerk off to some good porn and be done.
i like foreplay was able to get this chick i fricked for the first time to let me go raw because i was attentive and made her cum. the rest sounds tiring though
It fricking sucks thinking back on the great fricks of my life, knowing they're not coming back and the chanches I had and didn't take won't come back. You start getting older and girls don't look at you the same anymore. I guess all there is left to do now is getting into the druk life and fade into obscurity.
>t. the wistful coomer
Lol dumbass there are dozen of college girls who need to coom do your job.
I unironically enjoy jerking off more than I enjoy sex because a) it's over with quickly b) it's entirely in my control and c) there's more variety.
I don't have to spend an entire night pretending to like some broad or wasting money on her, I can just jerk off after lunch and be done with it. When I'm really craving the real thing I'll go to a strip club or escort. Don't get me wrong I'm glad I forced myself to have all that sex in my 20s and "have adventures" (gay expression) dating different kinds of women etc. But its real value wasn't even "getting it out of myself," it was just making me realize beyond a doubt that women are not that interesting.
I might be a permafricked gooner but I feel the same for the most part. Sex is somewhat better than masturbation but most times it's not nearly enough to warrant all the extra hassle that comes with it. I frick my wife some 2x a week just to grease the groove but otherwise I usually prefer to just have a cheeky wank and be done with it.
>t. Sexless virign
raw > handy > sex with condom
That's my take on it. But to go raw you need a gf and I don't really wanna put up with that.
Same. My wife is the horny one. I'd rather watch chess analysis on youtube.
Chess is a dead game.
>t. bad at chess
That's like saying "bad at Tic Tac Toe in n dimensions." Being good at Tic Tac Toe in any number of dimensions is moronic.
the fact that you're comparing chess to tic tac toe shows you don't know what you're talking about
The fact that you don't understand the comparison shows why you find chess compelling and also why you'll never be more than a middling pattern-memorizer.
I think I understood the point of your comparison, which was that chess is "solved" in the same way that tic tac toe is solved, but that's simply not the case and you only think that because you don't know much about the topic
My entire family is chess morons and I am a mathematician. Magnus Carlsen says classical chess is a boring dead game. Every chessgay I know only wants to play bullet chess (like Carlsen) because it's the only way to introduce pseudo-novelty into the game. The only reason Carlsen is so good is because he is a savant pattern-combiner and has honed his brain to do it in a specific context for years. Bobby Fischer said that chess died in like the '70s and that no one in their right mind should keep playing it today because it's a solved game with no more novelty. It had a historical trajectory from classic game to meta-game to solved game that lasted roughly 150 years and that's that.
Ok yeah you know some shit
The ability to play chess is the mark of intelligence. The ability to play chess well is the mark of a wasted life.
There was a good two year period of my life where I'd watch chess analysis videos every night before chess. They were fun because I'm fricking shit at chess and know very little about it, but the more I watched the more I realized that chess is basically a solved game. When the first 10-20 moves are all basically predetermined at the highest level it becomes pretty obvious that the game is already mostly solved. Texas Hold Em would for sure be a solved game by now if not for the randomness associated with the game. I wonder if there's a way to introduce that kind of randomness into chess.
Same
That's normal. My gf begs me for it much more often than I give it.
My gf is jealous of all the women i fricked before her but she only initiates once a week at most. She could easily be breaking records with me but she's not horny that often. I dont care much anymore. Easier to jerk off anyways
Same. Its not natural for a man to frick the same woman forever. we are designed to spread our seed.
I unironically wish, mistresses were still socially acceptable.
I'm kinda there
My gf denied me sex so much that now I don't want it
It's been 2 years since we had sex
I do have a porn addiction tho, so there's that
why are you two still together even ?
I like the way she smells
I like sleeping next to her
She's very low maintenance partner-wise, last time we "went out" was like 5 years ago
I like cooking for her
I'm very low maintenance love-wise, and I rather stay with her on the chill( even if boring) life, than ditch her and go into the long term relationship market of today, to chase maybies.
How desperate must you be to tolerate that dynamic? Other women exist, you know.
I know there's high investments girls for bigger payoffs, but I would also have to work a lot harder to mantain and keep that girl
You underestimate the value of a low risk, low investment low reward relationship.
It's not like I'm busting my ass off on the office for 12 hours and find no sex at home, I literally draw comic books for a living I don't even have to talk to another human being for a year if I don't want to (and I've done it)
it sounds like you're just drifting through life, i pity you
how's high school, champ?
High school ended in 2010 which was incidentally the last year it may have been possible to turn the world around into the kind of place where the
>muh moral
endings of BrBa and BCS would make sense. WE don't live in that world anymore. I don't care anymore, all I want is to watch a winner who wins with zero effort and makes everyone around him lose, thereby elevating his wins even higher by contrast. And he should have a smoking hot wife exactly like the one I would want if I could just win everything all the time, and she would laugh at all this fake morality together with me as we destroy it all like based and redpilled intelligent people.
>it sounds like you're just drifting through life, i pity you
I pity anyone that isn't an oil prince that shits on a different 10/10 teenager's mouth daily, that trades soon-to-be extint animals like pokemons, and blow labs with dynamite when they cross the year's mark and didn't clone a single dinosaur
Other than that, I don't believe "having more sex than me" is much more living your life
pretty sure there's a wide berth between those two extremes, i was talking more about how you don't interact with anyone
I used to play dnd 15 years ago but the party split
I like my chill wife tho
Honestly, if it weren't for her, I would have tossed everything to live in the woods and trap hitchhikers on a basement, by now.
If you want to feel less pity for me, think that for every 6 months of sex I don't have with my wife, is one teen that's not missing
i'd kill myself if i were you i'm also an artist but i'm not ok with a mediocre life and a lack of ambition. i get a lot of women don't understand that but at least get laid jesus christ. how do you even make great art if you don't get pussy? it's the only thing that really matters in this life
>how do you even make great art if you don't get pussy? it's the only thing that really matters in this life
are you 16 or just a virgin?
no. but i guess let's take sex out of the equation. how do you make great art without living life? living life hard brings your more experiences good and bad, which you can channel. i just can't imagine a shut in has anything interesting to say.
I became a NEET after working hard for 12 years. Honestly a woman is in a good spot right now, but they are moronic.so lol lets see
i'm not anti neet, working for some israelite is moronic. but i'm saying if you have commited your life to art being ambitionless is gay let's take women out of the equation entirely. you should strive to be the best artist, even if you fail you probably will have made something of value. just my opinion i'm a moronic Cinemaphilener
>how do you make great art without living life?
Many great artists lived solitary lives and found inspiration in isolation. That's not to say that it's a good way to live, but saying that the quality of art is tied to external life experiences is moronic and wrong. Inspiration is found everywhere, and loneliness has led to a ton of great works of art
fair, my work got better when i lived hard, i shouldn't impose that on others
Living life has nothing to do with having sex. Is it part of life yes but a very small percentage of experiences you can have. You are 100% a teen or a virgin
>it's the only thing that really matters in this life
I've been questioning life lately anon, not gonna lie
I don't think pussy is the answer
When you look back how many people have been killed over pussy?
My gf denied me sex so much that now I don't want it
Wife is the same. I got tired of not only being denied, but even if I wasn't denied, I was ALWAYS the one initiating. So here we are 7months with now sex with no end in sight.
Luckily I prefer jerking off now.
I'm thinking that's cope
Its really not. After my teens and early 20s in college, sex just became a hassle. I feel like I've done it all. and now with how easy porn is to watch, it would much rather just jerk off for 5min and be done with it.
Man thinks he can go against his primal urges and win
It'll creep up on you
I already have won. Your brain sees naked women on screen, and your dick cums. internally, its the same thing.
Just break up, it's the better thing. Unless you got kids, in that case don't
>staying with a woman due to sunk cost fallacy
In a few years she's going to end the relationship and then you're going to be kicking yourself for wasting so many years with a person you obviously knew was wrong for you
see
you don't understand lad, none of you do
I wasn't even planning on having a gf, she just came into my life and I let her stay
everyone except incels have been in relationships that went stale and been too pussy to end it in due time. it's a rookie mistake. you won't last 20-30 years with this woman and when it inevitably ends, you will have nuked her whole life. she will never be able to start a family because you were scared to break up when you knew that you two were not compatible
I had sex with my girlfriend twice in the last year we were together before I broke up with her. I loathed her so much that I'd rather jack off. She ended up cheating on her new boyfriend with me and I showed him proof but he still forgave her lol
My gf (4 years long relationship) made a comment about how little sex were having, like 30 minutes ago. It was in a joking way, but I know deep down she's starting to get worried about it. Last time was like 2 weeks ago, Jesus christ. I'm 31 and regularly jerk off though.
She's a great girl and all but ffs after 4 years I'm simply bored of making love with the same person. Same boobs, same ass, same face, how did boomers didn't go crazy? Except they did, since my parents and my parents friends all got divorced in their 60s
Stop jerking off. Make her feel like the only thing youll spill your load in. I guaruntee she will change her tune
this. i perform so much better when i don't wank. but i only say this if i'm sleeping with someone on the regular. holding in jizz when you aren't getting any doesn't make you seem more desirable. only cum with her it'll make both of you feel better
Women love being idolized and knowing your cumming over her
You’re an idiot, and your porn rotted mind has made you lose sight of what really matters, sec should be about emotional connection with someone you love
Or maybe after 4 years I'm simply done and bored of the same person? I'm in my early 30s, I have a good job, make good money, I could live the time of my live, but I'm a dumb Mr Nice Guy who could never hurt someone's else feeling, so instead of admitting the fact it's over between her and me, I keep going on because I don't want her to be sad.
You're doing both of you a huge disservice. At some point she's going to throw in the towel and then you'll have wasted several years of your lives with the wrong person. Hurting her feelings in the short term is doing you and her a huge favor in the long term
stringing a woman along and wasting her youth away so she wont be able to ever find another man and start a family is not being "mr nice guy", it's being cruel as frick, kek
When you are 40 you can find a younger woman and have kids with her. Your girlfriend can't do that. You are running out her clock and destroying her whole life because you're too much of a pussy to end it
>When you are 40 you can find a younger woman and have kids with her.
Welcome to the world of autism
Unironaiclly porn and jerking off. "Same boobs same ass".... says it right there. Porn has convinced you that you need constant variety and newness. When you get tired of your favorite video you can just click off and find a new one. With AI it's going to get even worse because soon people will be able to craft super niche and specific fantasies that real women just can't compete with because it's not real.
When you can look up (or soon make up with AI) scenarios where you can maximize your fetish or kinks, naturally real sex won't satisfy your desires.
>Porn has convinced you that you need constant variety and newness
NTA, but biology drives us to it. All men.
That doesn't negate the effects of porn. Also, we should be overcoming our natural beast like urges instead of succumbing to them. You're not a stupid animal driven by base desires. You can and should rise above them.
I agree with that. But the drive for novelty is pretty strong in humans.
Sounds great
My gf doesn't know I cheat on her with my sister, which is the only way I can get off now.
Based.
Sounds like your uncle is just feeding third world prostitutes to the street.
Same with my ex-partner.
She gave birth to my daughter and instead of being a mother she decided to become a fricking pothead and go out drinking to avoid my daughter and I.
I just quickly found her to be disgusting, left that b***h with my daughter. Got a rare grant for full custody because she was so fricking zonked out she didn't bother to fight it.
Hooked up with this single mom on Fetlife and had the most raunchy fricking sex of my life, some real pent up shit from both of us. Broke it off when she kept asking to peg my ass.
I could have sex with the same woman forever, but it does get boring. It's just biological, we are programmed to impregnate a lot of women, it's just that we won't, or we can't.
It takes a conscious effort to spice it up.
Fricking pathetic.
Pearls before swine.
Frick you.
I wank every day, and get to frick my wife (up to) three times a month. It drives me fricking mad.
And she has the gall to act like a fricking VICTIM if I push my luck at all. udsbafpfwh
Here are the facts:
The 2020 election was stolen, Donald J Trump is the rightful president of the United States.
Women are property, and should spend their time making sandwiches and raising white children.
Hitler was right.
This is peak. I would love to get handy ever night bruh
He only got that handy for his birthday
So what's the point of getting married again?
I keep asking people and they keep getting flustered.
Tax cuts?
it actually puts you in a higher tax bracket if you both make comparable money
It was kids/legacy fomo for me. Then I found out after she cant have kids..
Is the grass always greener? I had the same fomo but my relationship with a woman who turned out to be psycho collapsed and I am now a single mid 30s man and I have no hope of kids unless I marry my secretary or get a mail order bride.
I always remember Jim Norton on O&A, a lifelong prostitutemonger, saying in his mid 40s that he thinks he fricked up and he really should have just had a relationship. But then I also always remember Marc Maron on there talking about his failed marriage and how brutal a divorce can be.
no matter what choice you make you will regret it, that is simply the nature of mankind. i got married and have a kid and as much as i love the monster, all i ever wish for is to have 0 responsibilities and the freedom to frick as many women as possible.
If you are a turbonormie I guess its worth it. I was happy enough being alone most of the time and I could have 2 sugar babies for the cost of maintaining a home.
My uncles have married several mail ordered brides. I’m not sure where they keep disappearing too and why they keep ordering more.
Don't worry anon
. World is nding soon. You will be okay. Lots of luv
V
Same. Turns out I shoot blanks and I "ruined her life" and it makes her "dread living the next 30 years".
I don't think I would have been a good dad anyway though. My brother had kids and they're awful people.
To pool resources and raise children. Always been this way. Sorry if you thought it was for romance or hot sex or something
>Sorry if you thought it was for romance
Romance is a trick women play on men to get us emotionally invested in them. Women don't even really like all that sappy romantic shit from a man, it's unnatural. Just like when a woman says "I wish you'd be more emotionally available/vulnerable" and then the moment you do she's permanently turned off by you.
damm its so true it matches perfectly what im experiencing
There is no point anymore. At one point, women were incapable of making a living for themselves and needed assurance from the government that they'd be taken care of if their husband leaves her, but that's in the past now. Some may say it's about raising families, but women have no interest in that anymore, they'll pump babies out and then break the family up, collect your money, and move on to the next man. There's no reason for marriage, there's no reason to be in a committed relationship with a woman. There's really no reason to be spending any amount of time with a woman at all if it's not for sex, they're just shitty people who aren't pleasant to be around for extended periods of time.
Yes. My wife will usually start with a handjob but when I start moaning she gets all turned on and climbs on top and finishes her work later.
Married guy here-we don’t “live”
The kinds of men women marry aren't the ones they're actually sexually attracted to and motivated to frick, so naturally they won't put any effort into
If you didn't have her when she was 18 and desirable don't bother
>If you didn't have her when she was 18 and desirable don't bother
This. There's a reason people married so young for all of human history until we allowed women to completely upend society after WW2. Young love is the only path to true love.
I had her when she was 18. She was the one who begged for marriage. I had many girlfriends before her.
Shit changes NOTHING.
Over thirty now, and she still never fricking initiates, acts like a fricking victim if I try to caress her at the "wrong time", and the stars have to fricking align for her to get horny at all.
No. My wife bent over the dining room table and let me frick her just yesterday. She likes when I do shit like fixing the lawnmower.
>let me
don't use this again. makes you sound like a homosexual
Saying the guy that didn't pound a woman from behind on the table where he eats.
it doesn't matter who says it, cucklord
I shan't be criticized for fricking my wife when she pulls her pants down by autistic lanklet morons on 4chins
He's right though. The idea of needing permission to frick a girl who's already with me sounds so alien. The fact that you worded your epic bragpost about something mundane the way you did is rather telling.
please let me say it, bbygirl
do westoids really ask their wives for permission to frick
with that said, fricking your wife is top cringe
>let me
.t
i would kill myself immediately
things like this make me understand why men seek solace at the bottom of an oil tank
Jesus christ this is hell on earth
That poor brother
Sorry
I hope he killed her and enjoyed it.
>Put toilet seat down = No nagging for a week
This is actually an insane deal, assuming she honors the agreement.
She won't.
what is wrong with the female brain
We have been trying to figure out for 4000 years
>he even has the JUST hair
life imitates art
The husband actually got caught with an illegal amount of ipecac in his home
It's crazy what the modern man has been reduced to– like a wolf versus a pomeranian, totally impotent and purposeless. It's enough to make you sick. The future is female.
There's no possible way he doesn't go full Chris Benoit at some point. It's crazy women think they can do this to a creature much stronger and more prone to violence than them and just get away with it and he'll never snap like an angry pitbull and just release years of pent up rage all at once on her.
>stealing that shamelessly from true detective
kys larper
>Dude, you didn't rape your wife? You're not a man
I hate 4chuds sometimes
>this thread
am i supposed to believe that there are this many married old men on Cinemaphile
yes. Cinemaphile is old now bud. Especially Cinemaphile tends to skew slightly more normie.
You're here forever, don't forget that.
t. married 45 year old
40 year old anon, here since 04, but I managed to avoid getting married because I'm an idiot who gets drunk and reveals my power level then uses the kaioken times four and that tends to turn women off.
>he doesn't turn women into candy and eat them
gay
Believe me, I tried, it just lead to some awkward questions and a very expensive legal bill.
Yes, it happens. I've been married 6 years. It's got its ups and downs, I do love my wife. To be honest though if I went back in time to before we got married, I probably wouldn't go through with it. Not because of her, but because I have realized I'm selfish with my time and really do like my solo time. I enjoy being with her but I also want to be home alone many times too.
Not getting divorced because my life is about more than me now, and I need to put her first. This is just me realizing that doing that isn't as "fun" as doing what yiu want with your spare time. Especially as a 31 year old that now makes good money.
Also, when a woman's feelings get hurt it sucks because if they are not happy, you sure as he'll can't be happy.
First time being married? good luck mate
Haha, thanks for the well wishes.
It's such a cognitive dissonance too. It's a weird feeling to love someone and not desire divorce, but to also acknowledge that you wouldn't do it again.
Same. Im married and I do love her but if I had to do it over agian, I would not get married. I like being single too much. Im selfish. The best time of my life was when I had a couple solid Friends With Benefits. You still have female companionship but its on your time.
Let her know you value your alone time. Im very much this way and sometimes I prefer to be alone than with family. Sometimes people confuse alone with lonely
Don't burgers get married at 21?
>He doesn't have a handjob fetish
ngmi
"What's going on down there?"
>this is a 10/10 evening for a married """man"""
Hit 9 years in February. We're still fine so far.
That is so fricking hot
yes without the handie
>one thread is about cheating or not
>this thread is about getting sex with the wife or not
What a bright future ahead.
What thread is about cheating?
Link?
Normally I don't condone animal abuse, but yeah, frick seagulls.
This thread is distressing.
Because marital strife exists?
what the hell is wrong with you man? Are you trying to give your wife AIDS? Sodomites are fricking degenerate subhumans and you are living proof
I feel like the best kind of outcome in these situations is just having a deal with your wife that you won't nag them for sex but will frick other women instead, and just keep it cool and not draw attention to it
that said, women are insane so they'll probably still get furious
If a woman doesn’t want to frick then you’ve either let yourself go, you have become a non sexual entity for her emotionally, or she doesn’t feel sexy herself for whatever reason.
>you have become a non sexual entity for her emotionally
As if managing women's emotions is legal in 2024.
this is borderline abusive
What was posted?
Extremely gay homosexual shit, I have to go wash my eyes now.
western women were a mistake
My wife let me plap her and I literally don't care what you (non sex havers) think.
Just continue to be jealous a woman pulled her pants down and summoned me and my erection to sex her.
>let me
>summoned me and my erection to sex her
he got buck broken, it's too late
>catch the drippings and rail her for a good 20 minutes
the drippings? wtf is wrong with both of you. Also 20min? bullshit.
>sex blanket/wedges out
another wtf. Just have sex like a normal person
> A few minutes of foreplay ain't bad,
I hate foreplay
>I gave up masturbation. over way too soon
so? I want it to be over soon and if you dont, then learn to edge. Being inside a woman feels better but the orgasm is mostly the same either way
You want jizz on your kitchen tiles? 20m ain't difficult when you haven't conditioned yourself to goon in 2m.Orgasm aint' better than the real thing.
Not necessarily. You find a well-raised girl who values a decent man it'll go farther then having one who requires maintenance of that sort. The right pick is both low risk and high reward if done well is more the point.
::thumbs up::
Jizz somewhere else? 20min you are lying bro. Or your wife is loose as hell.
Have you HAD standing up sex? Without a condom? When you pull out things flow. Wife has had 2 c-sections that cooch is as tight as the day I married her
yes many times. Just cum in her, one her back or ass or in a paper towel or something you animal
tell me you've only have had sex twice without telling me you've had sex twice
Ive had sex more times in 1 week then you will have in your life time.
homosexual Ive fricked the vegana Im with so much she cant walk
Congrats mate. You made a sex
>I hate foreplay
maybe i'm in the minority but i like it. especially if the girl is cute it's almost automatic to just kiss up and down and make them wet. i like touching and kissing women and their bodies.
I used to like it when I was new and young. I actually loved eating pussy. After college though it just turned into a bore and a necessary evil to finally frick. This is one of the many reasons why I prefer jerking off.
fair. i still like it with a big caveat that i have to be super attracted to the girl. if it's just a slam piece i ain't doing that shit. cute or beautiful, i'll be doing anything that makes them squirm, it actually makes me horny
I also am a horrible horn beast and any form of female enjoyment makes me horny. Feels good man, not letting go of those thighs..
oh my god thighs... delicious. i just love the female form it's not a chore for me, granted with the caveats i put in the first post
Same.
Mhm yes. Feel the squishyness of the womanly form. A nice frick. You know it be true!
i would totally hate women if they werent so god damn beautiful
Based.
I had a kind of epiphany the other week.
Frick morality. Frick ethics. Frick drama.
I pay for getting television to give me the stories that I want to see. You know what I want to see? I want to see a protagonist that I can self-insert as, and he just does exactly what he wants, tramples everyone in his way, gets the perfect babe wife to trample everyone else in his way, and everyone gets fricking stomped into the ground. I want to experience this feeling of total victory vicariously through television. This is not the age of right or wrong, it is the age of success or failure, and I don't need to be told what's fair and what isn't fair because I already know, b***h, I just don't care anymore. Give me what I want and stop shitting in my bed, or I'll knock on your door and it's not over till I say it's over.
Why do you guys have such shitty sex lives? I've been married for 10 years and we frick like animals 5+ times a week. The only thing stopping us from doing it more is the kids so I can't just bend her over during the day.
and everyone clapped
She's your wife you can literally rape her if you want.
Just add plastic sheets under the covers, but we still fug most days and it's a happy life.
Wife wears diapers all the time and can't be without them, but its nice that she likes when I change her 🙂
I made an agreement with my wife that she could deny me anything (taking to me, food, attention etc) except sex. She does like sex but sometimes pulls the my head hurts excuse after we haven't done it for a while so I pretty much have my way with her anyway. The first time I did it I felt bad because it seemed all rapey but it turns out she actually loves it and pretends to deny me sex so I can frick her like that. Women are fricked up.
Ok but that's literally fricking nothing? If she really wanted to deny sex she would deny you attention and you wouldn't have sex anyway. Clearly she played you. Thanks for sharing?
No, this is what israelites have turned marriage into in movies
how do i not blow my load in 2 minutes bros its become a regular occurrence
I think about math. Times tables work for me, distract my brain just enough.
There's a muscle in your taint that can prevent you from coming. You need to learn to flex it, it's not strong enough without practice. This method allows me to go for however long I need. Try squeezing your taint while jerking it to learn how it feels.
You homosexuals aren't even discussing a tv series.
my sex life is more compelling than what is on TV in 2024.
All women are fricking insufferable, no matter how hot they are. They're all boring, soulless husks that cannot possibly understand the concept of art or passion. And when they realize the clock is ticking they trick you into marriage, a mortgage or even worse, a fricking child.
My dudes. It is really simple.
Every - single - time you frick her you do it like she is the only woman in the entire world. Go 150% every time until she lays there trembling like a moronic monkey. She will crave your soul and your dick for eternity.
This is why most marriages and relationships fail. You didn't find the woman who makes you want to give 150% every time, without it costing any effort.
Yeah nice story, it's just too bad you have to do this AND pretend like she's only really worth 10% or she'll lose all respect for you as a man. Basically you're living a lie either way.
How do you add an extra half-penis worth to the sex? You shove your foot in there as well?
The extra 50% is you paying good attention to the rest of the female body instead of only that wet hole down there.
>paying attention to a woman
simp behavior
I did that with one girlfriend but she left me so women I date now get the minimum acceptable frick
Well i've been doing this to my wife for eleven years. Guess we're just a good fit. Most people are wrongfully a couple tbh
She just doesnt have the heart to tell you..
Oh Ive found it brother,she cucked me with a bald ass dude while I was working. Hope it hapenns to you as well
fricking normie website
I just want a pretty woman to live, eat and travel with I don't even care about sex anymore
>I just want to be around an insufferable woman 24/7 but not actually enjoy the benefit of all my effort
Do incels really?
It's a fantasy born out of blissful ignorance. When you have little to no experience with women you believe all that soulmate nonsense about someone who completes you. After you've been around enough women, you realize they are all basically the same person, and none of them are good people.
>back yard mirror
The frick is a backyard mirror?
My ex wife would cry during sex because of some past trauma shit and it basically ruined sex for me now, she would run out of the room and hide in the bathroom and talk about killing herself crying and its all I can associate now
Im sorry your wife was weird
Its okay , I just feel exhausted thinking about even having sex and we've been broken up for a few years now
What was going through your mind when you were dating? Why would you put a ring on a women who would literally run in fear from sex? I thought I was a moron for dating a women with bpd for 4 years, but even I came to my sense eventually before proposing to her.
Some people frick up..knowingly. Let him have his failure lol
I love idle foreplay while watching tv or playing vidya. Obviously if it was coming from a place of obligation, trying to get a job over with, it would suck but ADD brained zoomer frigging on a lazy afternoon is peak comfy. You ever just let it soak for a whole movie?
My sex life is all over the place because her periods are all over the place (she sometimes gets them back to back or every other week because of stress I think?), and we don't really have sex when she's on her period (unless I'm REALLY desparate) because:
a. I like to make her cum once eating her out because it's hot and makes her pussy feel awesome(r)
b. Keep getting blood stains and shit everywhere and it pisses her off
>she sometimes gets them back to back or every other week because of stress I think?
That's the excuse women use when they don't want to have sex
Not really, how it plays out is I latch onto her, start rubbing around, feel she's wearing a pad, then realize tonight's not the night.
Yeah, we used to do period sex all the time, but like I said she started getting annoyed by the mess and I realized I just enjoy it more when I eat her out and I'm not a fan of that coppery taste
Fellow Red Wing enjoyer sick frick. Ive only accidentally had the blood down there..but goddamn they are horny
All I'm getting from this post is that there is a 97% you've eaten her blood before
veganas gush blood a week out of the month
No they live in a cuck prison engineered to suck every resource out of you and by extension life itself
Seriously what's gonna happen with the future btw?
I'm a 26 years old zoomer and literally all the guys I know are pretty much quoting manosphere stuff; marriage statistics, calling women bops, and shitting on single moms, full on Cinemaphile dialogue.
Everyone in a couple is in a situationship, and the new META is to try to become leonardo dicaprio when it comes to girls, no actual invested relashionships, just looks money status with no string attached young babes. If not then it's cabin in the woods.
On the other hand all the girls that I know are genuinely going insane because they're entering the 25+ stage and are seeing dudes chase 20-22 years old girl, all the while facing the reality that they're gonna be working themselves to the bone for the next 40 years..
Shit is not gonna work out.
>On the other hand all the girls that I know are genuinely going insane because they're entering the 25+ stage and are seeing dudes chase 20-22 years old girl, all the while facing the reality that they're gonna be working themselves to the bone for the next 40 years..
This is actually the largest civilizational threat there is until we finally just stop letting women vote.
I'm 35 and I'm realizing everything I was told that makes women seethe about us:
>not wanting a relationship
>just using them for sex
>fricking them once and ghosting
Is now all women want to do. Every time I get close to a girl now all they say they want is a frick buddy. And the girls that seem to like me and say want to frick me, they ghost me after we frick.
No I'm not terrible at sex I'm 6'4" and have a 9" dick and have had 3 girls now tell me they've never squirted ever before they had sex with me.
It's really starting to drive me nuts. Where are all the women I was told about who want kids and a relationship? We're doomed, or at least I am
>9" dick
Bi guy here, that's not fun.
Anything over 8 is a fricking pain. 7 to 8 is best.
>Where are all the women I was told about who want kids and a relationship? We're doomed, or at least I am
They don't exist. Women want some well paid stable geek they can leech off of who's too spineless and insecure to ever leave her so she can have all of her financial needs taken care of while she prostitutes around until her pussy stops working. This is why married men are never happy, because women only marry men they don't like and they do it just to use them. As a man, marriage means you've lost.
I am aware of this blackpill and often believe it after a few beers, but I guess I still have hope. But it's fading fast. Just meet this girl who said she wanted a relationship and was ready for a serious thing and we talked for hours and loved our conversations about the differences between the male and female minds and other existential stuff. Put off fricking her for a few weeks because I wanted to prove I was serious about her and not just sex.
She came over wearing nothing big a robe, no panties no shirt, and she was drunk and ready to go. Couldn't resist. After an all night slam session and a few morning grinds I drove her home. Asked her about meeting up later......
Ghosted.
During the refractory periods she kept saying things like "I really needed this, I finally got what I wanted" she was drunk so I kinda ignored it, turns out she was serious and apprerently just using me for sex.
Although now I suspect she just wasn't single.
Either way...wtf? I thought women hated that shit?
I've found that the easiest women to have sex with are the ones in relationships. When she's single she's looking for someone to take care of her so she has a lot more requirements that you need to meet in order to have sex with her. When she has a boyfriend the only requirement you need to meet is to make her pussy tingle.
I find this very true and it's horrifying. And you're correct, also the single women you have to compete with every guy and be better than all of them at everything to get her. The relationship woman you just have to be better than that guy and she sees the grass could be greener.
Never really understood peoples desire to frick women in relationships. You're eating a pussy that had a wiener in and was filled with another mans sperm less than 24 hours prior. You're kissing lips that were wrapped around another mans wiener less than 24 hours prior. It's just nasty. Being a cucketteer is almost as bad as being a cuck
It's only entertaining if you by natural rights have no reason to be able to pull it off. That also makes women wet which is why women married to rich affluent men of power will frick convicts who live in a trailer park and bail him out of county with her husband's money and pick him up in his car.
It's not about the other man at all, it's just an attractive woman who wants to have sex with me. You don't really believe any woman over the age of 16 is actually a virgin, do you?
I detest cheating and wouldn't have wanted to frick her if she was in a relationship, if she was breaking it off and moving out then I would wait until that happened. She told me she was single.
Also dude??
>literally cucking some dude is almost just as cucked as getting cucked
Are you high or something?
Most of the married women I've fricked were in dead bedrooms and/or just were no longer fricking their husbands. I always had a 24 hour rule regardless.
I ended a three year relationship a few months ago and haven't felt this content and simply relaxed in a long time. Before I would only have an hour or so to myself between when I finished work and when she got home, any "me time" in the evenings was a hard fought battle that was never worth it. Now I can play games with my buds whenever I please, watch whatever I want to, and work out in peace without her hovering around.
I haven't felt the slightest desire to even speak to another girl yet, I'm travelling around the world solo in a few weeks and am sure to have some hook ups but a long term relationship? Quite possibly never again. Even the most perfect seeming girl will change and so will you, resentment over petty shit builds over time and never fully goes away. I really don't think marriage does anything but make the barrier for getting out of an unfulfilling relationship higher, rip to anyone here stuck in one (especially with kids)
That's good anon, but eventually you'll get lonely and miss having a woman around to give you what you wouldn't normally give yourself. Unless you just had the worst woman ever who made your life hell and don't know what an actual good woman does for you than you. If that's the case I hope you find one that is, .problem is you probably won't click with that type of woman, mommy issues and what not.
Goodluck and enjoy being single, lots of us can't but I know the feeling. Was single and legitimately happy for 6 years after a shit show of a marriage.
thanks fren. I do think it's possible to meet someone I don't grow to hate over time but I'm in no hurry.
I find it funny you mention "mommy issues" as the catalyst for the breakup was my mom passing and hearing my dad tell all these horror stories of her unhinged behavior that sounded very similar to what I was going through. I hope at least being acutely aware of that "type" will help me avoid it in the future and I'll able to consciously override that deeply rooted inclination
It will help anon. You're gonna subconsciously try and reunite with your mother. Be very weary of women you find extremely attractive (not physically) mentally.
Find a chick who's kinda meh and that and you'll be a better match.
No it's more like Everybody Loves Raymond
If your wife isn't letting you do anything with her or keeps sex as vanilla as possible the uncomfortable truth of it is she isn't attracted to you and probably never was. Married sex should be at least somewhat experimental or it's a dead bedroom.
Yeah. Idk why men still choose to get married when this is always the end result, if you're lucky.
i used to feel like my gf liked and desired me, now she is still neurotic about controlling me and being a b***h but acts like she has no sexual desire towards me at all
i dont get it
She's over you but still needs to control you in case she really can't find a better man. This is what all women do, they don't leave when they're tried of you, they leave when they've found your replacement.
Aww the Adam Carrolla bull pen theory. The relief pitcher warming up in the bull pen.
Every woman has a relief pitcher, but if you're still pitching well there is no reason for the other guy to warm up in the bull pen.
The point is, she doesn't and can't relieve you until she knows the other guy is ready to go in.
I mean come on? What is she gonna pitch? No way!
i feel like the model for womens annoying behavior is the fear of getting pregnant and then being abandoned
obviously they need to trap you long enough to take care of the kid, even in caveman times
The model for their behavior is they don't actually give a shit what men want and they give 0 shits about men at all. They annoy you because they hate you and just want your shit. They don't annoy the guys they want to frick. They do what they're told like little girls and get off to it and then get slapped around.
Women either act like total c**ts or they act like a 5 year old.
It's funny that the only time my ex and I ever got along was when I acted like I do when I'm playing with my 5yr old niece. Reacting like everything is super interesting and just being goofy and energetic.
No capacity what soever or interest possibly for any real conversation. Finally got drunk and had a fight and told her what I was doing to get along with her, you can guess how that ended.
I was under the impression that was normal for a large percentage of women.
It is. This is why nobody likes women, ESPECIALLY not other women.
My standards are too high and I offer too little to ever be fine with marriage. Also, not Cinemaphile.
>My standards are too high and I offer too little to ever be fine with marriage.
Based
>Also, not Cinemaphile.
Gay, Cinemaphile is at its worst when we're actually talking about tv.