if Statham's intention is to do like Liam Neeson, copy-paste movies, we're going to have 10-15 years of this shit. I am not sure I can survive that. Or maybe he's following bruce willis' end of career filmography, even worse. I hope he'll know when to stop.
Love how they put "from the director of Suicide Squad" in there, presumably in the hopes that people get confused and think it's the director of the good one
Last Statham movie I enjoyed was Safe, and that was a stretch itself. homie is incapable of doing anything other than ex Cop/Army/Special Forces comes back into the fold to murder Russians/Chinese/Mafia baddies with 0 effort. Yes, he is the new Liam, Marky Mark was close to doing the same
Really? A high end business in America is doing the scams?
Why do they insist upon denying reality?
How am I meant to suspend my disbelief when we all know it's some sweaty curryBlack personc called Rajesh in fricking Delhi apartment office or some equivalent shithole doing all of the scamming?
You're right It shouldn't be a bunch of white Americans doing the scamming. On the other hand though, it looks like he's just killing a bunch of glowBlack folk throughout the movie. The writer couldn't reveal his true power level or he'd never get work again.
Statham is kino as frick, movie looks kino as frick, what's the problem again? Every Statham movie is kino in some way, I didn't like the Meg 2 though, but that's because chinks are creatively bankrupt.
I will use AI to change the race of the scammers from white to pajeet and then I'll seed the modified version of the movie on as many torrents as I can.
Why does he always do a shit american accent? Just do normal British Jason Statham we all know you're English mate the yankee accent is terrible. It's not like it makes a difference story wise. It'd probably increase sales in the American market anyway.
>this will appease them surely >but make sure the main villain doesn't look israeli
no thanks
if you're going to make something to placate Le Rightwingers, heres a tip.
stop it with the ugly/non-whtite casting.
>GODAMNIT McCORMICK youre a damn loose cannon and a liability to our agency. The district attorney is up my ass, you blew up a city block, AGAIN? *shakes head* I might not agree to your, huh, unconventional methods, but sometimes they're necessary. Now go and get those son of a b***hes.
Another trailer using the same old composition with the same old sounds from a production company of which every single one needs to get put against the wall and shot.
I can't watch trailers anymore. They're all the same old shoveled shit thrown at your face pretending to be new. Creatively bankrupt.
So dumb, it's like the Kingsman series where they create a weird non-governmental special ops/espionage force which makes no sense. Why isn't he just a beekeeper who used to be a spy/operator instead of making up something called "The Beekeepers"?
"The Beekeepers, a special program outside the chain of command" Whose chain of command? "When the system is out of balance I correct it." Out of balance how? I guess this isn't really different from a bunch of movies and shows about teams of vigilantes operating outside the law, but it just feels so half-assed.
frick those frickin hornet c**ts
This dude is like a violent Mike Rowe.
Mike Rowe-Nohedidnt
>in theaters this January
its going to suck
Mike Rowe has an older brother named Mac Rowe.
looks pretty kino
if Statham's intention is to do like Liam Neeson, copy-paste movies, we're going to have 10-15 years of this shit. I am not sure I can survive that. Or maybe he's following bruce willis' end of career filmography, even worse. I hope he'll know when to stop.
He's been doing these types of films for years
I dont think Ive ever seen him play any character other than the witty sarcastic badass. He probably is incapable if acting in much else.
Kino background for acting career.
I was hoping he was gonna kill some pajeets
No chuddie, phishing scams are obviously run by rich British men even though their emails contain an average of 15 typos
Love how they put "from the director of Suicide Squad" in there, presumably in the hopes that people get confused and think it's the director of the good one
>the good one
? there is no good one?
what good one?
Good one?
Yeah the John Cena one is called The Suicide Squad while the one starring the king of cucks is just Suicide Squad.
haha, the good one
good one
>good one
good one?
good one!
Bees are shit, wasps are superior
>eats your face while you’re alive
heh, nothing personnel
Actually I think you'll find that's an Asian hornet
YOU SON OF A b***h. YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK
But fricking how? That looks like a dead mantis. A living one would grab the wasp and start eating with no care in the world.
Bees stinger have paralysis.
Makes sense but that's still playing with fire. If that thing grabs the hornet it's a free ticket straight to the nightmare zone.
Yes but in that shot it looks like it's just lying on its back and letting the bee cut its head off.
>That looks like a dead mantis.
Mantis die when killed
How do you respond without sounding mad?
Last Statham movie I enjoyed was Safe, and that was a stretch itself. homie is incapable of doing anything other than ex Cop/Army/Special Forces comes back into the fold to murder Russians/Chinese/Mafia baddies with 0 effort. Yes, he is the new Liam, Marky Mark was close to doing the same
Last one I saw was the one where he fights James Franco in a rural town for fricking with his daughter.
I liked Wrath of Man pretty well. A small departure from his normal character and a little darker than most of his movies.
Really? A high end business in America is doing the scams?
Why do they insist upon denying reality?
How am I meant to suspend my disbelief when we all know it's some sweaty curryBlack personc called Rajesh in fricking Delhi apartment office or some equivalent shithole doing all of the scamming?
You mother choad, I will return to berate you after I’ve had my after shitting session in the street!
You're right It shouldn't be a bunch of white Americans doing the scamming. On the other hand though, it looks like he's just killing a bunch of glowBlack folk throughout the movie. The writer couldn't reveal his true power level or he'd never get work again.
>Jason Statham is beekeeping age now
Statham is kino as frick, movie looks kino as frick, what's the problem again? Every Statham movie is kino in some way, I didn't like the Meg 2 though, but that's because chinks are creatively bankrupt.
why are whites appropriating pajeet culture now? have they not suffered enough? now we take their only pride and joy, the elderly scamming industry?
>I like my women like I like my coffee.
diluted with milk?
Instant.
I DUN GEH ET
COVERED IN BEES
>With Honey?
White women feel the same way
Steaming hot and all over your crotch?
I will use AI to change the race of the scammers from white to pajeet and then I'll seed the modified version of the movie on as many torrents as I can.
Why does he always do a shit american accent? Just do normal British Jason Statham we all know you're English mate the yankee accent is terrible. It's not like it makes a difference story wise. It'd probably increase sales in the American market anyway.
THE PAIN
>Hollywood ripping off Kojima
Time is a flat circle...
evil white people scam centres
Why do white people smell so bad?
Black people smell like roses compared to whites
Prison guards don't shower
I like how the trailer shows how he kills most of the villains
I like how the trailer shows off all of the worst special effects
Yikes at this Hollywood whitewashing. The South Asian community could've used these roles. #stopasianhate
Yeah you know those evil slick white guys in suits who steal old people's money with computer phone scams, they really piss me the heck off!!!
I avoid white people on the streets because they have a terrible body odor
That's not true.
No, it's true. Whites (mostly males) don't take very good care of themselves. They smell horrible.
I moved to a white country to avoid white people.
>this will appease them surely
>but make sure the main villain doesn't look israeli
no thanks
if you're going to make something to placate Le Rightwingers, heres a tip.
stop it with the ugly/non-whtite casting.
>from the director of Suicide Squad and Fury
This is a candidate for movie most likely written by AI
>GODAMNIT McCORMICK youre a damn loose cannon and a liability to our agency. The district attorney is up my ass, you blew up a city block, AGAIN? *shakes head* I might not agree to your, huh, unconventional methods, but sometimes they're necessary. Now go and get those son of a b***hes.
Another trailer using the same old composition with the same old sounds from a production company of which every single one needs to get put against the wall and shot.
I can't watch trailers anymore. They're all the same old shoveled shit thrown at your face pretending to be new. Creatively bankrupt.
this guy could play a perfect Wolverine with wig of course
Or Charles x
That too
hey i never thought of that, yeah hes perfect
Doesn't even need a wig. Just have him keep the mask on.
>evil corp files insurance claim and suffers no real losses
So dumb, it's like the Kingsman series where they create a weird non-governmental special ops/espionage force which makes no sense. Why isn't he just a beekeeper who used to be a spy/operator instead of making up something called "The Beekeepers"?
He protects the Hive
"The Beekeepers, a special program outside the chain of command" Whose chain of command? "When the system is out of balance I correct it." Out of balance how? I guess this isn't really different from a bunch of movies and shows about teams of vigilantes operating outside the law, but it just feels so half-assed.
Cringe. Not even funny cringe.
So he's both an actual beekeeper and a metaphorical beekeeper ? Bit on the nose. Still looks worth a watch.