This makes no sense.
I thought they were only recasting that evil elf guy (the only competent actor) from S1 and I remember another article screenshot posted here saying "it doesn't matter who plays sauron as he will be wearing a mask/armour in S2"
What's the purpose of casting a curry man if he's going to be wearing a suit of armour that will hide his face.
This seems fake. Is the curry man going to be the voice actor and a random guy will wear the armour of sauron?
>evil elf guy (the only competent actor) from S1
Literally nobody cares about this actor except a small minority of terminally online incels, it's weird since he's an absolute nobody that everybody else thinks is mediocre at best
We can get along if they stay in / go back to their shithole countries
5 months ago
Anonymous
High IQ whites and high IQ nonwhites working in prominent roles at every major hedge fund, investment bank, asset management firm, big tech conglomerate, pharmaceutical company, research lab, defense contractor, and aerospace manufacturer are able to get along. However, it's probably impossible for the cognitively impaired masses to do the same. Perhaps segregation could help.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Don't care, they belong to their shithole countries. oven mode. I mean I work for Syngenta and cringe whenever I see a poo posting something in MS Teams
5 months ago
Anonymous
Are you just another lower-tier code monkey? You're no better than a pajeet, son.
5 months ago
Anonymous
There are tons of high iq Indians and yet they are subhuman should be confined to their shit filled country.
Only whites should be allowed to space travel and one die we will replace all other colors.
5 months ago
Anonymous
It's fricked up that India somehow has a space program.
The only good part of fallout has always been exploring the world and the quirky side quests. From 1 to 76 without fail the main story has been dreadful, I guess you could make a case for NV but even then it's by far the weakest part of the game. I dunno why they bothered making a tv show
Sauron can still change his appearance at this point, he does lose that ability later though
Apparently the showrunners are big fans of Dr Who so expect more of it if anything
But what is the point? Isn't Vickers himself meant to represent a "fair" form of Sauron? Sauron only really becomes ugly after the fall of Numenor. Or is Gavi going to be Ainulindale-First Age Sauron, assuming the face of Vickers during his repentant era, and then becoming monster Sauron after Numenor?
>is Gavi going to be Ainulindale-First Age Sauron?
This, I think. He's the one Adar shanked then he shifted into Halbrand when he went into hiding for a while
It looks like they're following S1 HOTD awful, awful time skip (yes I know the fat k_ke g.r.r Martin is responsible for writing a time skip originally).
>Be Amazon >Want to make a Lord of the Rings prequel series >Spend a fortune to get the rights to Lord of the Rings >Realize at some point during pre-production that you ONLY have the rights to the contents of the Lord of the Rings books, not the Silmarillion >At this point can only make a glorified fan fiction series but press onward anyway >Put the absolute worse writers and showrunners possible in charge of it and spend over a billion dollars getting the first season produced >It flops because its borderline unwatchable garbage >Due to the terms of the licensing agreement with the Tolkien estate, contractually obligated to keep making more seasons
Tragic
>contractually obligated to keep making more seasons
Only if they want to keep the rights right? They can just let it lapse otherwise.. What's the point of keeping the rights to this barely connected LOTR IP?
>contractually obligated to keep making more seasons
Only if they want to keep the rights right? They can just let it lapse otherwise.. What's the point of keeping the rights to this barely connected LOTR IP?
It's not Amazon making the show, the Tolkien Estate are the producers and they chose Amazon to adapt it (while charging them a israeli tier fee for the pleasure).
They were the ones that approached all the streamers to make a show, it's entirely their project to boost book sales to a new audience.
>The Tolkien Estate has zero involvement
You clearly have no clue what you are talking about
The Tolkien Estate are literally listed as the production company, they personally hired alot of the key people and approve literally every single script for every season. It's all their own , why do you think there are the nitpicky changes like making sure the elvish words are all like Numeno'rrrrr' and Sau'rrrr'on?
When that fanfic writer wanted to sue because he claimed ROP stole his ideas he sued Simon Tolkien personally, because ROP is his creation.
They are not listed as the production company anywhere, none of the producers are employees of or have any involvement with the Tolkien Estate. It is from top to bottom an Amazon production staffed exclusively by the biggest hacks in Television.
>They are not listed as the production company anywhere
They have been since 2017 you clueless homosexual.
The person who does all the translations for the show is Carl F. Hostetter, old friend and collaborator of Christopher Tolkien, which the Tolkien Estate insisted was hired for the role.
The Tolkien Estate also personally interviewed every single showrunner Amazon proposed and rejected so many it delayed pre-production by 6 months. They settled on the current guys (after Amazon had to go searching around Hollywood for somebody the Estate was prepared to work with) because they liked their pitch for wanting to expand to corners of Middle Earth not really explored.
This is all well known info, keep the frick up
5 months ago
Anonymous
All this work to cast Black folk as elves and dwarves
just why
are they moronic?
5 months ago
Anonymous
On 31 August 2017, at age 93, Christopher Tolkien resigned as a director of the Tolkien estate and the Tolkien trust, while remaining as the literary executor. He died on 16 January 2020 at the age of 95.
it's no coincidence. and frankly it's very sad what they've done.
5 months ago
Anonymous
pissed and shat on him and his dad's grave
5 months ago
Anonymous
tolkien was an insufferable israelitesucking golem, he would probably bless this slop himself if he were alive. its really a shame the homosexual didnt live to see his autistic lore get raped like this
>>Due to the terms of the licensing agreement with the Tolkien estate, contractually obligated to keep making more seasons >Tragic
No, beautiful. Hopefully this will bring them closer to bankruptcy.
>Realize at some point during pre-production that you ONLY have the rights to the contents of the Lord of the Rings books
They don't have that either. They can't do LOTR or Silmarillion, just their own fan fiction around those and these talentless frickers don't have the wherewithal to make anything good from that.
>Put the absolute worse writers and showrunners possible in charge of it and spend over a billion dollars getting the first season produced
That's the worst part.
Those charlatans have nothing of value in their resume and needed SEVEN attempts until their pitch was accepted.
Why would you entrust these amateurs with your the most expensive show in history?
>>Put the absolute worse writers and showrunners possible in charge of it and spend over a billion dollars getting the first season produced
The Theory that it was written by A.I. makes too much sense.
.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVzZLPXJKB8
Every single Nolan movie feels like it was written by AI when you break it down and over analyse it in the same way
Literally the reason LeBIgGUy xD memes took off in the first place
Yes it was, the script for the opening scene leaked and nobody believed it was real because it didn't sound like it was written by an actual human.
Similar comments have been made about Oscar contender Midenhiemer too.
Most people don't really give a frick about the dialogue writing, Nolan definitely doesn't.
It wasn't just the dialogue for ROP it was just everything dialogue, story, character actions. How cheap everything looked compared to LOTR despite the bigger budget.
5 months ago
Anonymous
And you can say the exact same thing for Nolan movies. Everybody memes about the action scenes and how cheap the Batsuit looked. Everybody laughed at the Bane voice. Everybody was laughing at how comical his Einstein scenes looked is Oppenheimer too.
I swear you homosexuals have the memory of a fricking fish, everything just repeats on a loop day in day out yet still doesn't seem to stick.
Sorry I misunderstood your post. I thought you were trying to discredit the AI accusations by being facetious.
It wasn't just the dialogue for ROP it was just everything dialogue, story, character actions. How cheap everything looked compared to LOTR despite the bigger budget.
Yes, it's the combination of many elements. If you look at a "film" like The Creator even the costume design has AI generated tells.
Grim.
You know, I'm ok with never watching anything mainstream or made after 2011 anymore if this is how it's going to be. Lord know's I've already checked out mentally when it comes to civilization in general.
even so that is a ridiculous sum of money for a b-list show on a streaming platform. in my shithole c**t there are vast arguments over huge infrastructure projects that are massively over budget and still less than 1/10th that cost.
Do you know how the Indians first came into being? They were Aryans, once. Taken with the dark Dravidians. Miscegenated and mutilated. A ruined, and terrible form of life.
It's some form of Devanagari but the language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here.
In the common tongue it says: One Ring to redeem them all
MAAM ARE YOU A PROSTITUTE? NO NO NO MAAM WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? MAAAAAAAAAM!!!!
Twitter is saying he's hot
Sauron can still change his appearance at this point, he does lose that ability later though
Apparently the showrunners are big fans of Dr Who so expect more of it if anything
>leaks
Nothing detailed yet, just broad stuff.
Most of the season is focussed on the Elves in Eregion though.
Most of the Rings will get made, Adar leads an army to attack Eregion and the place gets destroyed over the course of a two episode siege.
Galadriel will get captured by Adar and his orcs at some point and there is a big dramatic reveal moment in the finale between her, Celeborn and desi-Sauron. Not sure what about exactly but probably relating to her s1 escapades.
>gypsy thievery >child asks for hand out: imply rape >gypsy thievery rumbled >TWIST: child rape didn't happen, just more gypsy thievery
Great culture you have there fellas. All that's missing is a good street shitting.
Imagine the inhuman amounts of rape a modestly attractive woman (by poo standards) receives by the age of 18 in India. It's a good thing their dicks are only like 2"
im sorry but when i hear the word angelic i think of a white person with blue eyes, maybe long hair, a fricking pajeet is the last thing on my mind when i think of someone angelic, and im brown by the way and i agree that brown is a disgusting skin color, i mean for frick sake that is the color of poop.
Hilarious since Galadriel only rejected him once she knew his true identity (a pajeet), she was practically eye fricking him when she thought he was a random white chad
I don’t think there are. Trannies and lefties defend Amazon and other big companies like that for political reasons but there’s no way even they actually watch and enjoy this slop.
>big israeli company misses yet another opportunity to cast an evil white male antagonist that's actually canon
I don't understand how they can't even get their own agenda right half the time.
I remember when they touted this show for being faithful to the source material. Frick this makes me angry, I waited such a long time and all I get is fricking Black folk, pajeets and other non-whites. Fricking israelites had to ruin this. One Piece showed everyone that the best way to be successful is to remain faithful to the source material. This show would've probably been as big as GoT if they had not tried to put all these minorities into roles they don't belong. Sauron was supposed to be beautiful not a fricking goofy looking indian goober. They did the same with the witcher, Yennerfer was played by some fricking poo in the loo 5/10 pajaet. Sure, better looking than 90% of them but indian people and the indian phenotype is unattractive, that's just a fact. There are no beautiful indian people because they are so ugly like Black folk. FRICK!!!
It won't matter, nothing will matter until they gain the power to literally destroy all copies of the original. And that's very, very far off in the future. And then they'll be faced with the impossibility of destroying the source, the books, as the digital age made copying and spreading them incredibly easy.
GOOD MORNING HUMAN KING SIRS
THIS IS SAURON FROM MORDOR SIRS HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY
I AM CALLING ABOUT A VIRUS IN YOUR KINGDOM SIRS AND AM OFFERING A SPECIAL RING THAT WILL GET RID OF VIRUS
REDEEM THE RING SIRS AND I WILL REMOVE VIRUS
Actor who played Halbrand/Sauron was the best thing if not the only really good thing about the first season.
Amazon can’t stop shooting themselves in the foot.
We can assume that far harad and southrons have black peepo but it's way outside of middle earth so they would have to create whole new characters and lore with pretty much no notes and explanations from tolkien. Could have pirate corsair raiders and black numenorean melkor cult kino
It could have been so cool to have a thoughtful and high quality historical prequel to LOTR, but thanks to current yearism we get a shitty millenial focus-group jobs program where everyone wears stupid clothes and talks with a shitty accent. Every character is the same old fantasy archetype, but somehow "challenges norms" because of the actors race. The story is generic, the dialogue is shit, and the narrative is full of holes and driven by dumb luck and coincidence. I don't know how anyone could have any pride from being a part of this project other than the pride of being employed in a non manual labor job. Bravo, Amazon.
I will watch this if he says “Do not redeem”
I could totally imagine him saying something like
>Do not think to redeem yourself after what you've done
This makes no sense.
I thought they were only recasting that evil elf guy (the only competent actor) from S1 and I remember another article screenshot posted here saying "it doesn't matter who plays sauron as he will be wearing a mask/armour in S2"
What's the purpose of casting a curry man if he's going to be wearing a suit of armour that will hide his face.
This seems fake. Is the curry man going to be the voice actor and a random guy will wear the armour of sauron?
>evil elf guy (the only competent actor) from S1
Literally nobody cares about this actor except a small minority of terminally online incels, it's weird since he's an absolute nobody that everybody else thinks is mediocre at best
Why are you such a shitskin lover?
Why can't cumskins and shitskins get along?
We can get along if they stay in / go back to their shithole countries
High IQ whites and high IQ nonwhites working in prominent roles at every major hedge fund, investment bank, asset management firm, big tech conglomerate, pharmaceutical company, research lab, defense contractor, and aerospace manufacturer are able to get along. However, it's probably impossible for the cognitively impaired masses to do the same. Perhaps segregation could help.
Don't care, they belong to their shithole countries. oven mode. I mean I work for Syngenta and cringe whenever I see a poo posting something in MS Teams
Are you just another lower-tier code monkey? You're no better than a pajeet, son.
There are tons of high iq Indians and yet they are subhuman should be confined to their shit filled country.
Only whites should be allowed to space travel and one die we will replace all other colors.
It's fricked up that India somehow has a space program.
>angelic and ethereal
>casts poo
Kino of the poo by the poo for the poo
Shit is the circle of life
If I had the ability, I'd cram every Indian I could find into a giant cannon and fire them into the sun - Looney Tunes style B)
I still hope fallout will be okay.
it wont.
>he still has hope
I've given up on Fallout but I'm still holding onto 40k.
Hope is the worst cope for something you have no control over.
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
lol lmao even
The fact that it has a woman main protagonist guarantees that it will be shit
>The fact that it has a woman main protagonist guarantees that it will be shit
Not just a woman main protagonist. A black male love interest. DING!
Not even Kyle can save that one.
What a dumb hope.
lmao
It's going to be the television equivalent of Fallout 76
i wish they made tv shows that catered to 45 year old dadgamers
You mean the one with a female protagonist?
Todd fcked fallout 4 life homosexual, how is television going to fix it
Have you seen the trailer?
>c**t main character
>N_gger ape is main character 2/love interest of slag MC
The only good part of fallout has always been exploring the world and the quirky side quests. From 1 to 76 without fail the main story has been dreadful, I guess you could make a case for NV but even then it's by far the weakest part of the game. I dunno why they bothered making a tv show
>This year I'm going to kick that football clear to the moon!
man they really are just doubling down on making some bad schlock eh, the perfect opportunity to make a white man bad villain.
why would they cast a different actor? they already had that other guy playing sauron
Sauron can still change his appearance at this point, he does lose that ability later though
Apparently the showrunners are big fans of Dr Who so expect more of it if anything
But what is the point? Isn't Vickers himself meant to represent a "fair" form of Sauron? Sauron only really becomes ugly after the fall of Numenor. Or is Gavi going to be Ainulindale-First Age Sauron, assuming the face of Vickers during his repentant era, and then becoming monster Sauron after Numenor?
Just feels so pointless.
>is Gavi going to be Ainulindale-First Age Sauron?
This, I think. He's the one Adar shanked then he shifted into Halbrand when he went into hiding for a while
It looks like they're following S1 HOTD awful, awful time skip (yes I know the fat k_ke g.r.r Martin is responsible for writing a time skip originally).
>But what is the point?
White actor for evil Sauron. Poojeet actor for the generous lord of gifts
That was Sauron magically disguised as a human so an actor change isn't unwarranted.
The other guy was white and everyone liked him and wanted him to win
They think if they subtly switch it to a panjeet they can get everyone to like a poo
Of course now everyone will just hate Sauron and Galadriel will rightfully be disgusted by someone who shits in the street
This is the actual answer
Also this light blue and pink and white and black color scheme is not Christmas, it's troony flag and I notice
>Be Amazon
>Want to make a Lord of the Rings prequel series
>Spend a fortune to get the rights to Lord of the Rings
>Realize at some point during pre-production that you ONLY have the rights to the contents of the Lord of the Rings books, not the Silmarillion
>At this point can only make a glorified fan fiction series but press onward anyway
>Put the absolute worse writers and showrunners possible in charge of it and spend over a billion dollars getting the first season produced
>It flops because its borderline unwatchable garbage
>Due to the terms of the licensing agreement with the Tolkien estate, contractually obligated to keep making more seasons
Tragic
>contractually obligated to keep making more seasons
Only if they want to keep the rights right? They can just let it lapse otherwise.. What's the point of keeping the rights to this barely connected LOTR IP?
Amazon is contracted to make a show with at least five seasons or else they have to pay out termination fees for backing out early.
Amazon won the contract by guaranteeing five seasons. This disaster hasn't even really begun.
It's not Amazon making the show, the Tolkien Estate are the producers and they chose Amazon to adapt it (while charging them a israeli tier fee for the pleasure).
They were the ones that approached all the streamers to make a show, it's entirely their project to boost book sales to a new audience.
What are you talking about? The show is produced by Amazon Studios. The Tolkien Estate has zero involvement beyond pocketing the licensing money.
>The Tolkien Estate has zero involvement
You clearly have no clue what you are talking about
The Tolkien Estate are literally listed as the production company, they personally hired alot of the key people and approve literally every single script for every season. It's all their own , why do you think there are the nitpicky changes like making sure the elvish words are all like Numeno'rrrrr' and Sau'rrrr'on?
When that fanfic writer wanted to sue because he claimed ROP stole his ideas he sued Simon Tolkien personally, because ROP is his creation.
They are not listed as the production company anywhere, none of the producers are employees of or have any involvement with the Tolkien Estate. It is from top to bottom an Amazon production staffed exclusively by the biggest hacks in Television.
>They are not listed as the production company anywhere
They have been since 2017 you clueless homosexual.
The person who does all the translations for the show is Carl F. Hostetter, old friend and collaborator of Christopher Tolkien, which the Tolkien Estate insisted was hired for the role.
The Tolkien Estate also personally interviewed every single showrunner Amazon proposed and rejected so many it delayed pre-production by 6 months. They settled on the current guys (after Amazon had to go searching around Hollywood for somebody the Estate was prepared to work with) because they liked their pitch for wanting to expand to corners of Middle Earth not really explored.
This is all well known info, keep the frick up
All this work to cast Black folk as elves and dwarves
just why
are they moronic?
On 31 August 2017, at age 93, Christopher Tolkien resigned as a director of the Tolkien estate and the Tolkien trust, while remaining as the literary executor. He died on 16 January 2020 at the age of 95.
it's no coincidence. and frankly it's very sad what they've done.
pissed and shat on him and his dad's grave
tolkien was an insufferable israelitesucking golem, he would probably bless this slop himself if he were alive. its really a shame the homosexual didnt live to see his autistic lore get raped like this
Hi, Simon
>>Due to the terms of the licensing agreement with the Tolkien estate, contractually obligated to keep making more seasons
>Tragic
No, beautiful. Hopefully this will bring them closer to bankruptcy.
They couldve spent 5 billions and still not be bankrupt. I don't think you realize how enormous Amazon is.
You know those mountain things? Little by little small bits of water erode them. Funny thing. Just takes a lot of time.
AWS Amazon Web Services, Their marketplace actually operates at a loss, along with Prime.
>Realize at some point during pre-production that you ONLY have the rights to the contents of the Lord of the Rings books
They don't have that either. They can't do LOTR or Silmarillion, just their own fan fiction around those and these talentless frickers don't have the wherewithal to make anything good from that.
>They don't have that either. They can't do LOTR
The show is literally called 'Lord of the Rings' you dense frick
>Put the absolute worse writers and showrunners possible in charge of it and spend over a billion dollars getting the first season produced
That's the worst part.
Those charlatans have nothing of value in their resume and needed SEVEN attempts until their pitch was accepted.
Why would you entrust these amateurs with your the most expensive show in history?
>>Put the absolute worse writers and showrunners possible in charge of it and spend over a billion dollars getting the first season produced
The Theory that it was written by A.I. makes too much sense.
.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVzZLPXJKB8
I remember people theorising it was based off of a scrapped Dragon Age script, hence the 'knife ears' slur used aganist an elf in the pub
I would use AI if I thought that I could use the multi ethnic cast as a human shield to protect me from the criticism of bad writing.
The Creator and Rebel Moon have similar issues.
Every single Nolan movie feels like it was written by AI when you break it down and over analyse it in the same way
Literally the reason LeBIgGUy xD memes took off in the first place
No.
Yes it was, the script for the opening scene leaked and nobody believed it was real because it didn't sound like it was written by an actual human.
Similar comments have been made about Oscar contender Midenhiemer too.
Most people don't really give a frick about the dialogue writing, Nolan definitely doesn't.
It wasn't just the dialogue for ROP it was just everything dialogue, story, character actions. How cheap everything looked compared to LOTR despite the bigger budget.
And you can say the exact same thing for Nolan movies. Everybody memes about the action scenes and how cheap the Batsuit looked. Everybody laughed at the Bane voice. Everybody was laughing at how comical his Einstein scenes looked is Oppenheimer too.
I swear you homosexuals have the memory of a fricking fish, everything just repeats on a loop day in day out yet still doesn't seem to stick.
Sorry I misunderstood your post. I thought you were trying to discredit the AI accusations by being facetious.
Yes, it's the combination of many elements. If you look at a "film" like The Creator even the costume design has AI generated tells.
Grim.
You know, I'm ok with never watching anything mainstream or made after 2011 anymore if this is how it's going to be. Lord know's I've already checked out mentally when it comes to civilization in general.
>spend over a billion dollars getting the first season produced
lol how is this even possible
Inexperienced show runners with little to no oversight probably meant skimming at every level
>lol how is this even possible
Its not, that's the estimated cost for five seasons of the show, always has been
even so that is a ridiculous sum of money for a b-list show on a streaming platform. in my shithole c**t there are vast arguments over huge infrastructure projects that are massively over budget and still less than 1/10th that cost.
>it flops
It was the most successful Amazon original show. You guys need to realize not everyone is a terminally online chud.
That's like saying you're the cleverest kid on the short bus
Are they being ironic by casting a subhuman?
sir come redeem the armpit samosa!!! We do not use salt natural flavorings only saaar
gay
Twitter is saying he's hot
>sir, we redeemed
literally and unironically all bot accounts run by a few Indian men.
That's just your moms account
Why do you morons keep writting sar instead of sir?
Just because it sounds like sar doesnt mean you need to write it wrong. Morons
good morning saaar
its a reddit meme
stop shitting on the streets anon
I DO IT FOR SHE SIRS
TALES OF MIDDLE EAST
THE SAARS OF POWER
MAAM ARE YOU A PROSTITUTE? NO NO NO MAAM WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? MAAAAAAAAAM!!!!
will he force galadriel to show bobs and vagene finally?
Do you know how the Indians first came into being? They were Aryans, once. Taken with the dark Dravidians. Miscegenated and mutilated. A ruined, and terrible form of life.
DO NOT REDEEM THE RING FRODO BLODY BASTER
It's some form of Devanagari but the language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here.
In the common tongue it says: One Ring to redeem them all
PLEASEE RETURN THE RING,SARRR
These two are playing high elves in s2
Galadriel gets her own little troupe of POCs she gets to middle manage in and around Eregion
Very cool
Thank you Amazon marketer
Based
Celebrimbor frick you bloody bastard
you got any leaks on the plot of season 2?
>leaks
Nothing detailed yet, just broad stuff.
Most of the season is focussed on the Elves in Eregion though.
Most of the Rings will get made, Adar leads an army to attack Eregion and the place gets destroyed over the course of a two episode siege.
Galadriel will get captured by Adar and his orcs at some point and there is a big dramatic reveal moment in the finale between her, Celeborn and desi-Sauron. Not sure what about exactly but probably relating to her s1 escapades.
What a twiiiist!
>Directed by Zack Snyder
Kino
>gypsy thievery
>child asks for hand out: imply rape
>gypsy thievery rumbled
>TWIST: child rape didn't happen, just more gypsy thievery
Great culture you have there fellas. All that's missing is a good street shitting.
>child
That's a woman and she's got a fricking purse.
>woman
>2 foot tall
Sir, pick one.
She's kneeling, anon.
SHE WAS INBETWEEN KNEELING AND STANDING YOU SICK FRICK
bros before hoes
Imagine the inhuman amounts of rape a modestly attractive woman (by poo standards) receives by the age of 18 in India. It's a good thing their dicks are only like 2"
Can't wait for elves to do Kung Fu and Capoeira.
Holy shit, yellow fever alert
im sorry but when i hear the word angelic i think of a white person with blue eyes, maybe long hair, a fricking pajeet is the last thing on my mind when i think of someone angelic, and im brown by the way and i agree that brown is a disgusting skin color, i mean for frick sake that is the color of poop.
Some extra info about Pooron
They should have cast a chink so we can say sweet and souron
Underrated
>meant to be angelic and ethereal per sources
Based subtle shitting
One rim job to poop em all
FRODO
DO NOT REDEEM SIR
DO NOT REDEEM THE RING
WHAT ARE YOU DOING BLOODY HOBBIT BENCHOD DO NOT REDEEM YOU b***h BASTARD
ARE YOU MAD? ARE YOU MAD? WHY THE FRICK ARE YOU REDEEMING THE RING? WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING? WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING? WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING?
NOOOOOO DON'T REDEEM IT TO MOUNT DOOM YOU BASTERD b***h
CAN YOU LISTEN TO ME? CANYOULISTENTOME!!
You have no power.
You won’t do anything.
You can’t do anything.
Your situation will never improve
Wtf why is mr Oliver crying?
Hilarious since Galadriel only rejected him once she knew his true identity (a pajeet), she was practically eye fricking him when she thought he was a random white chad
Typical romance scam.
>there are loony troons on this board that genuinely get excited for corporate paint by numbers stream slop
I don’t think there are. Trannies and lefties defend Amazon and other big companies like that for political reasons but there’s no way even they actually watch and enjoy this slop.
They are unironic amazon shills
Ok Sir now there is a round object in front of you yes do not remove from pedestal now please look below I will fix it does it say Isengard
>Saaron
heh
>only people possibly looking forward to this were the women writing fanfics about Galadriel fixing the edgy white Chadron
>now he's an Indian
Imagine alienating your only remaining audience this hard.
>big israeli company misses yet another opportunity to cast an evil white male antagonist that's actually canon
I don't understand how they can't even get their own agenda right half the time.
SHARP RIGHT SHARP RIGHT
FRODO LISTEN TO ME YOU ARE BREAKING THE DUR!
SAAARS
makes sense to me. Indians are villains
Not to mention the black speech is a very swarthy sounding language
Good morning sirs I am taking over Middle Earth for she.
Haha how are you doing today?
What white replacement, goys?
Put a poo in it. Make it lame and gay.
i am pooping and browsing
Rop season 2 episode 1: streets are getting shitty
HOW CAN SHE STAB?
Remember sisters! It's not about money, it's about sending a message ;^)
I remember when they touted this show for being faithful to the source material. Frick this makes me angry, I waited such a long time and all I get is fricking Black folk, pajeets and other non-whites. Fricking israelites had to ruin this. One Piece showed everyone that the best way to be successful is to remain faithful to the source material. This show would've probably been as big as GoT if they had not tried to put all these minorities into roles they don't belong. Sauron was supposed to be beautiful not a fricking goofy looking indian goober. They did the same with the witcher, Yennerfer was played by some fricking poo in the loo 5/10 pajaet. Sure, better looking than 90% of them but indian people and the indian phenotype is unattractive, that's just a fact. There are no beautiful indian people because they are so ugly like Black folk. FRICK!!!
FRODTEL DO NOT REDEEM THE RING INTO MT. LOO YOU BLOODY BASTERD
Why didn't the Hobbits just put the ring on a trains and drive it into Mordor?
>mairon
>not a pretty twink with long hair
you could power a small city with the rotational energy from jirt and christopher in their graves
Some fanart already
Looks like poop is back on the menu boys.
>hes already not watching! he cant not watch it any farther!
ugly c**t
well that really subverts my expectations
In this tutorial video I will be showing you how to make the rings of power sirs
>angelic
>ethereal
>shits in the parking lot at the studio
Indians are the least attractive, charismatic, and dangerous guys on the planet. Literally the opposite of what Sauron is supposed to look like.
>images you can smell
>Sauron The Brown
The entire goal is to damage the value of the Lord of the Rings license so they can purchase that for cheap and remake the original films.
Post me in the screenshot when this turns out to be right
It won't matter, nothing will matter until they gain the power to literally destroy all copies of the original. And that's very, very far off in the future. And then they'll be faced with the impossibility of destroying the source, the books, as the digital age made copying and spreading them incredibly easy.
All they're doing is ruining their own reputation.
big yikes
The ride never FRICKING ends
I turned myself into a Pajeet, Galadriel. Boom! Big reveal.
>Original, fair form of villian
>a poo
Amazon trannies live in another planet
You know, he would have made a really good Sauron/Annatar.
Sauron was played by a brown man in the Jackson movies 20 years ago you over sensitive homosexuals
>After the Fall of Numenor Sauron can never again take on a fair form
>Jackson casts a Maori
Kek, what a lad
yes his Black personform was a Black person goddamn get a clue
I did not watch a single movie. Only the books, the Russian, and the finnish TV adaptions
Why was he so STICC?
twink sauron
twink sauron
Mickey mouse must be mexican because all the disneyland costume wagies are illegals
I remember my grandma saying to me "I don't care what they tell you in school, Sauron was black."
Reminder that on Wednesday evening the BBC is broadcasting Morfydd Clark getting blacked to literally millions of people
i'm trans btw
>cuts away the second he supposedly touches her hand
did she really require a stunt double for this?
>angelic
>ethereal
>that guy
They do it on purpose don't they?
They cast these boring 1 in a billion Indian dudes yet Indian Joker is languishing on tik tok. Its a crime
>Sauron is a jeet
>Legolas is a black female
KWAB
NOOOOOOOOOOO SIRRRRR DO NOT REDEEM THE LAST ALLIANCE NOOO DO NOT FACK YOU BLADI BASTARD
Why hasn't Pakistan nuked India yet?
Im so tired of this shit. No doubt they'll ruin 40k too
GOOD MORNING HUMAN KING SIRS
THIS IS SAURON FROM MORDOR SIRS HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY
I AM CALLING ABOUT A VIRUS IN YOUR KINGDOM SIRS AND AM OFFERING A SPECIAL RING THAT WILL GET RID OF VIRUS
REDEEM THE RING SIRS AND I WILL REMOVE VIRUS
Actor who played Halbrand/Sauron was the best thing if not the only really good thing about the first season.
Amazon can’t stop shooting themselves in the foot.
What happened to the other actor ?
I don’t get it…according to the lore of LOTR there are blacks around but they aren’t part of the main continent right?
far south, don't appear in the books I'm pretty sure
even southrons are just swarthy, not black
We can assume that far harad and southrons have black peepo but it's way outside of middle earth so they would have to create whole new characters and lore with pretty much no notes and explanations from tolkien. Could have pirate corsair raiders and black numenorean melkor cult kino
>hiring pajeets
How soon before he gets cancelled for harrassing women or jerking off in Morf's trailer?
It could have been so cool to have a thoughtful and high quality historical prequel to LOTR, but thanks to current yearism we get a shitty millenial focus-group jobs program where everyone wears stupid clothes and talks with a shitty accent. Every character is the same old fantasy archetype, but somehow "challenges norms" because of the actors race. The story is generic, the dialogue is shit, and the narrative is full of holes and driven by dumb luck and coincidence. I don't know how anyone could have any pride from being a part of this project other than the pride of being employed in a non manual labor job. Bravo, Amazon.
The show is pretty bad but the Halbrand actor was on point