Do people really frick in airport closets after meeting five minutes before?
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Do people really frick in airport closets after meeting five minutes before?
Do people really frick in airport closets after meeting five minutes before?
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Never saw this but was the door unlocked?
I don't think they care.
They get engaged later on and she cucks him in a double penetration gangbang with a couple of random stoners that walked by her house. The fact she banged him an airport closet after they first met was the red flag he missed or ignored.
And so did you.
>girl is a bawd
>has been a bawd with the countless many men behind
>ego.exe
>but I'm ME! I'm special and our love is special, because she told me. Unlike all her past bfs, she's with my NOW, in the present. This makes me more valuable than them and therefor she will treat my differently than them
Chris Pine is my >literally me actor
>this actually happened to me
Thanks for reminding me fricker
>captcha HXRARR
story time?
>be me out with a friend and his girlfriend, another friend, and another female friend that was a total bawd and was like a 7
>total bawd friend flirts with me a lot
>me at complete disbelief that a girl could be that loose or that desperate (i was very ugly, chud face + pimples)
>activate autist incel mode
>she keeps flirting but i don't do anything
>friend with gf asks her how many guys she has kissed before
>names a bunch of guys (some of them i knew)
>friend with gf now asks me if i would kiss her
>i said no
>she gets visibly offended
>moments later we have to stay at my friend's house
>we could only sleep in the same room for some reason
>friend with gf in one bed, me at the floor with a inflatable bed, and the other friend with the bawd at the second inflatable bed
>"i won't sleep with anon, too much of a virgin" i hear her say
>later she starts making out with my other friend during the middle of the night as loudly as possible
>"do you want some headphones bro?" Asks me the friend with gf
>pretend I'm sleep and not hearing anything
>next morning the girls are gone
>"i got to suck on her breasts and finger her pussy" said the other friend to me as i was waking up to the sound of him playing cs go
I felt like a moron at the time but perhaps it was the right thing to do? I could've lost my virginity waaay sooner and my friend didn't get herpes so i don't know
not worth it, remember the look of disbelief she had when you said you werent interested
she'll remember that more than the 50 guys shes been with
trust ur gut, not your penis
acquire stable nice gf, not herpes and notches on your belt
>we planned to going camping with a friend
>when it's time for me to pick him up he brings a girl out of nowhere, with her full baggage
>says he met her today on an app called "couchsurfing"
>she's really cute and 8 years younger than us
>whatever
>he doesn't sit in the front with me instead in the back with the girl and they're touching each other while I drive
>we only had one tent ( mine ) so I let them sleep and frick all night in my tent while I slept in the car
>I kind of fell in love with the girl because other than being a bawd she was a really kind person and had genius level IQ
My humiliation is endless
Did you at least get to see her naked
Jesus, anon
What a homosexual friend.
Brutal!
Why didn't you sperg out and murder them both of them?
This is so hot..... I'm still a virgin but it's my daydream to have sex in a car in public, sounds amazing
no. since 9/11 airport closets are locked and require access cards to enter
Why did America even go through with 9/11? It ruined everything.
blood ritual
You mean you don't?
After a flight, I was staying at hotel near the airport. The stewardesses who had been on the plane were also staying there, checking in just ahead of me. The last one to check in kind of lingered for a moment, fumbling with the little folder holding her room key. It seemed like she was trying to let me see her room number. I definitely saw it and thought about it. But decided against.
>Do people really frick
No, it's all a Hollywood lie.
Definitely.
wtf is this
Filth.
worth watching?
Yeah it's alright.
🙂
why is professor xavier raping Dana Dearmond?
name of the movie????
There is no enlarge button. What does that even mean? You can usually define the scale or fit to page but there is no button that just makes a copy bigger.
So ridiculous.
that's the ugly b***h from zoolander
she's hideous
Friend of mine had his flight delayed, airline put the passnegers in a hotel and he ended up fricking a woman who was on the same flight, in just a few hours that they had met because of the delay.
It can happen, you just gotta be lucky (or unlucky) to find a woman who is a bawd or crazy
>had tinder and bumble since september
>Only got four or so matches
>None of which went beyond a couple of days worth of convos
Should I just accept defeat and go be a monk or something.
Find god my wayward son.
There are strategies to getting matched, look them up and do them. You arent there to find partners who like your personality you’re there to get pussy.
Its very possible trust me, without being hung or having a 9/10 face.
>There are strategies to getting matched, look them up and do them.
Can you spoonfeed?
You are being baited into PUA shit. It's a fricking scam moron.
Good news is all you have to do is be persistent and become comfortable with being told no. If you just work those numbers eventually you will get some fish. It's 100pc just putting in the work.
Yes, they're called homosexuals. Airport toilets are notorious for that type of thing.
movies were this happened:
>butterfly effect 2
>premonition 3
>some movie with Taron Egerton
I fricked a girl about 30 minutes after meeting her at a church social
I thought we bonded (yeah I was moronic) over family stuff because I have a kid (my wife passed away a year before) and this girl I met saw me showing pics of my kid to a friend. She and I started talking, she talked about how she wanted to be married and start a family, and how I must be an amazing dad. Ended up slipping away and making out, then it turned to sex in a storage room.
Found out afterwards she had just broken up with her boyfriend and wanted to make him jealous she’d fricked a “real” guy, she wasn’t interested in dating me.
I was so lonely and depressed and let my dick do my thinking and it just hurt me more
I’m sorry anon, I hope it’s been better over time.
>She and I started talking, she talked about how she wanted to be married and start a family, and how I must be an amazing dad.
>Ended up slipping away and making out
Ok this is really important, what happened between these two things?
don't bother anon, normalgays quite literally can't explain it to you, to them "it just sort of happens lol idk" and that's it, it's like they all literally go blank just like the hard cuts from scene to sex scene in a movie, like a voodoo spell or something
She probably whispered in his ear.
>Wanna go somewhere?
And then they left, found a secluded spot, started making out, and then she probably started undressing him. She probably started giving him a blowjob or a handjob, and then he started touching her privates, pulling her underwear down, and then he probably pressed his penis into her vegana, at which point she probably said something affirmative, and then he moved his hips back and forth and until he blasted his load in her mouth or on her body.
I say probably because it seems like the woman initiated the encounter and the guy just went along with it.
A lot of "probably" and "kinda", reads like a math problem
That's one way the encounter could have happened. Every single instance of sex is different. The lead up to sex is a series of emotional, nonverbal and verbal communication that leads to penetration. I hate when girls are loose and pushy and I usually reject them at the conversation stage before anything happens, and they feel my rejection before being embarrassed.
If you're looking to have casual sex and get picked up by a girl like that guy did, then you need to communicate verbally and nonverbally that you're up for anything. Slight smile, relaxed posture, and freely communicate with emotions that you want to engage. What happens with guys who aren't having sex is a lot of them are nonverbally communicating they don't want to engage in the physical act of sex. Their emotions are passive or they appear timid and unable to physically frick a woman. "Normalgays" can't tell you how to emotionally communicate that you are ready to frick because no one can write down how to be a human being for you. You have to be one yourself and embrace animal instinct without fear of the consequences.
>"Normalgays" can't tell you how to emotionally communicate that you are ready to frick because no one can write down how to be a human being for you. You have to be one yourself and embrace animal instinct without fear of the consequences.
Jesus Christ I am literally never going to have sex.
Welcome to the club, buddy. You'll never get used to it.
Teach me your ways, senpai. I fricked a girl in a bar bathroom one time like 5 minutes after meeting her, and overall I used to have a great sex life but now I'm older and have a bit of a beer belly and have a full-time job that limits the time I have to meet women. Made out with 5 chicks this year but no sex so far, couple of them were makeout worthy but I didn't want to frick them and the others didn't want to go further. How do I get back into the game?
Lose the beer belly is an obvious start
My sex life is dog shit. I never made out with 5 girls in a year. I would consider that a fricking banner year and it's your loss. LOL.
God damn I failed at life. Thank God I lived to see recreational weed.
Never too late to get into the game, anon. What do you think is hindering you from getting laid?
Oh that's easy. I don't talk to women. I only interact with the general public at work. On the bus or at the store I am unapproachable. I have good hygiene and don't dress like a moron, I just am not a warm person. I'm hypervigilant and downright suspicious of everyone.
It's just my nature now, most people who know me seem fond of me, probably because I am more relaxed around them.
Occasionally I regret it but the upshot is all my free time is mine, I have no master.
Well, you seem pretty self-aware, so if you want to get laid for some reason then you are likely in a good place to figure out how to do it compared to a lot of other guys. I used to get laid way more when I was younger but now it's like, generally the effort doesn't seem worth the reward the same as it did when I was younger and just wanted to fill up my "how many women have I had sex with?" quota.
I'll tell you anon
>conversation starts
>shes most definitely giving non verbal cues: touching, smiling a lot, eye contact, maybe even suggesting walking around somewhere or something
>eventual conversation kinda stops thats when OP goes in for the kiss
>make out leads to sex
It's really that simple
Chad only.
No. Movies are not real life.
>Do people really frick in airport closets after meeting five minutes before?
Only gay men. But they do it all the time.
Fouseytube did it in a live stream.
The Princess Bride has never been beaten. I miss watching romance kinos
Have any of you ever coomed inside a vegana? Feels great bro
No, but I came out of a vegana.
I was a c-sec baby so I technically have never touched a vegana.
Have you killed Macbeth yet?
i can never finish. just go on for hours
I literally cum the second I enter and can't help it. Im 33 and had sex a number of times literally hundreds but just stopped because what's the point if you instantly cum.
Never even seen a vegana yet, feelsbadman
veganas are icky
>get gf when I'm 17
>she hates condoms, tells me she used the rhythm method with her last bf
>cum inside her like 50 times
>find out her last bf never came
>after we break up her new bf gets her pregnant within six months
I might be shooting blanks. Also finishing on a girl's face is more rewarding than finishing inside of her.
just the twice. i would have more but i was always way too drunk and couldn't even jerk myself off enough to get it going to stick it back in, and i'm a pro at getting myself off
Many times with my gf. It is the shit without a doubt. It's like your nuts know they're in the right place, they give you the supernut as a reward.
If the people in questions are degenerates like these two, then yes quite possibly
My friend brought his gross new weird girlfriend over once and we were drinking. He was like drunk or maybe even asleep on the couch and she whispered to me if I wanted to frick her in the ass in the bathroom...
I pussied out and didn't do it because he was her girlfriend and she kinda smelled and I had never fricked a girl in the ass. She later literally turned him trans or non binary or some shit.
So it can happen.
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
Hello me in four years.
do normalgays really?
Nate was a good looking Chad. He could frick wherever he wanted
Yes, I fricked a chick after talking with her for 5 minutes at a casino
Forgot to add, she was British and on a holiday for a Bachelorette party and begged me mid-sex to take of the condom and impregnate her. The whole thing was about as porno as it gets
So did you take off the condom?
Can't imagine having sex before I get on an airplane, especially on any sort of long flight. Having a dirty penis and groin area for the duration of a flight sounds miserable. And sinkwashing doesn't work in my experience because hand soap isn't the same sort of soap and body wash and all it does is make my nuts and dick itch in my boxers
>Do people really frick in airport closets after meeting five minutes before?
>people