Do white people really watch this shit?
Why do they keep getting made?
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Do white people really watch this shit? Why do they keep getting made?
Do white people really watch this shit?
Why do they keep getting made?
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i had a dream last night that everyone was calling me a gay and then they shaved my head
It was just a bad dream anon. Everyone has some. Relax.
haha gay
kek. I had a dream I was in high school and they were throwing something at me
This is an actual family Christmas substitute for single career women aged 30-50
Old women with families do. So do single white women with giant dogs named after the guy who took their virginity also watch these.
I'm going to start asking women about this.
They generally won't admit it but watch them squirm when they try to think up a lie. You'll be able to tell.
Another fun thing to ask women is if they met the perfect guy that was super hot and they were in love and he did everything right, but he only made $35k a year with no upward mobility, would you marry him?
Looks are better than money. Looks bring daily pleasure
Would you marry a woman who did everything right, great personality, good job, at your level of intelligence, same values, but she was fat and super ugly?
Many men wouldn't. The whole species is fricked up, not just chicks.
That's my wife besides the super ugly part she's a cute fattie
Wholesome
>So do single white women with giant dogs named
Why did you write a post about me?
Young girls watch the ones about becoming royalty and being a Princess.
Older ladies watch ones about going home or being out in the country with like a cowboy or something.
>wholesome versions of Tyler Perry films
Yes I do
That one was actually wholesome as frick, and the first and last time Hollywood didn't shit talk the middle ages by having the knight be actually chivalrous.
Watched with my gf and we laughed about the movie basically not having conflict, but it was comfy.
Holiday filler content that's cheap to make and guaranteed views from the main consumer demographic: white women.
>but it all looks the same!
Yes, this is what their audience wants. Might as well ask why there's dozens of hentai with nearly the exact same premise, because it's what nip males want.
>all looks the same
And it's a good thing.
Karen loves it and it makes money for them. At least hallmark still know who their market is. Imagine if Disney were making Christmas Hallmark films......
I don't want to see two dykes and their trans child mock Christmas and promote other shit like Kwanzaa
whats a hallmark
They're the company that make these christmas films. They generally all look the same, have similar story, always star white people only. They're very comfy and christmassy.
Wait, only ONE company makes ALL these movies?
Are you sure? No one else has ever done this type of movie? Seems like a really easy cash grab.
They flew under the radar and slowly made bank. Its its own genre now.
They did but a year or so ago Hallmark started to go a bit too woke. The guy who produced all of the movies left. Jumped ship to GAC Family. A bunch of the actors who were always starring in Hallmark movies followed him.
Hallmark went shit maybe we shouldn't show gay ads or make gay movies with dudes kissing and have tried to return to doing their usual stuff but throwing in a few mixed couple and black films to stay woke.
They hired a black CEO who did all that shit, then they got rid of her
yeah rich capitalist racists love putting minority scapegoats at the helm after they've already crashed into the iceberg
>yeah rich capitalist racists love putting minority scapegoats at the helm after they've already crashed into the iceberg
These companies never learn.
And why'd they pick this b***h?
FYI TVOne is a black centric network that mostly shows reruns of old black sitcoms, crime documentries, and a handful of original content.
This b***h has no idea how to run a company that deals with movies and original content.
In other words she was a diversity hire and nearly sunk the ship she was helming.
>no Nine Lives of Christmas
Dropped
how long until hallmark gets woke
Happened already.
A few times actually.
Yes, I'm a white man, a cat owner, and I like these movies.
>mogs all those movies
They're so sweet and cozy
The MCU universe still has more movies and plenty of 30-40 something adult men watch all of them. This is no different, other than it’s marketed towards women. You’re just mad because these movies develop characters better than the capeshit movies you religiously watch.
Actual foid detected
>The MCU universe still has more movies
Hallmark puts out at least 2 of these week, every week, anon. Granted, they're not one universe, but still.
>single white career oriented roastie meets rich Chad who immediately starts simping for her
They follow the Lifetime career model of: Baker, Writer, Non Descriptive Business Woman, Fashion Designer, Artist, Owns The Family Farm.
Then the guy is either one of those as an opposing profession that shows her a more fun way of life.
The people are wholesome and untainted by pozzed lefties or trumptards. Its a world without chan.
Yeah there's nothing more wholesome than a walled Karen (child optional) finally getting a millionaire Chad because she refused to settle
They have 42 just this year.
Anon, that's 42 this Christmas season. Remember, they do Christmas in July, too. Add in the non-Christmas variants of the same concept and you've probably got 100+ of them.
It's the last bastion of unpozzed movies.
What would be the plot to a hallmark movie for the Cinemaphile audience?
Sad to see her walled.
I like the ones that involve an old man like a father or grandad.
They usually pick some actor from the way back to play the dad and it's great.
>Sad to see her walled
She will be a cute Christmas grandma.
>put on green jumper
>get red jumper gf
It's great that Hallmark spice it up sometimes with a red jumper guy. It's very inclusive.
Funny UK bruv
Happy Christmas
I'm black and I'm watching this shit on Pluto right now.
Sometimes I want to see white people do white people things.
This image is disturbing. The colors, the hair, the milk...
I'm white and always found it weird how Hollywood always makes a thing out of race. Like people can't just be people with depth and unique character. Everyone has to be portrayed as some sort of mascot of their race instead of just being real human beings, complex individuals with virtues and flaws. Liberals are lowkey racist in this way.
Vin Diesel addresses this in Multi-Facial (1995), an independent film that launched his career and got him a part in Saving Private Ryan (1998). He goes from audition to audition playing out stereotypes for racist producers as a racially ambiguous guy.
Yet this website regularly starts hyperventilating and crying how they’re being attacked and propaganda is forced down their throat every time a movie includes non-white characters. I mean for fricks sake you people endlessly seethe that Jordan Peele is a black man doing black movies for black audiences and is successful for it and b***h how he hated white people. There is so much mental gymnastics going on when you fricks try to talk about race and you have zero self awareness.
But sure, liberals are the real racists.
If you paid attention you'd notice much less complain when it's a well cast role regardless of race. If there wasn't so many race swap roles it'd be different
Full cope
>Jordan Peele is a black man doing black movies for black audiences
He's doing white movies for white audiences.
Black movies for black audiences have very little race hustling if any.
That Tyler Perry shit doesn't race hustle.
Those Menace 2 Society gangster type movies didn't race hustle.
Peele is like Spike Lee, he makes white movies for white people.
>Do white people really watch this sh- ACK
These movies feel hollow, force/fake, and are mostly mean spirited.
Granted Hallmark movies are phony and fake but it's feels strange when black actors are doing it.
From a black man's perspective.
It's like the kid in a movie whose over acting and it's real annoying and obnoxious.
Imagine an entire cast of black women and a few men doing that.
I dont want to watch a Hallmark film with "sassy" blacks in it it. Lets keep it traditional with attractive fit white blondes.
They usually have a token black girl as the friend in Hallmark movies who isn't a sassy b***h. And black b***hes hated that.
Then these other companies tried to make movies for them and they don't like those either unless one of those reality TV hoes or some has-been actress or singer is in the film.
They miss the point of a feel good Christmas movie. Which is why despite me being black I can't get down with movies supposedly aimed towards me. They frick it up and make it unappealing.
Im not white either and I want these films to be whites only. "Representation" is a euphamism for liberal stereotypes of non-whites. "Gay muslims", wtf next!?!?!?
I hate the fact it perpetuates that non-white people can't or aren't allowed to enjoy white media.
Or the fact there aren't enough homies on screen is a bad thing.
There is one Christms Movie where Danny Glover is this nice old black man and is the best part of the movie. And like I mentioned they try to do their own and fricking miss the mark.
Spike Lee and some guy b***hed about black kids not having whimsical movies then tried to do one and it was some shitty and depressing time travel movie about a police shooting.
So yeah let white people make their wholesome schlock and leave it alone.
I dont want their crappy representation. I can get enough Asian representation in Japanese, Chinese, Korean or Indian films and tv shows, and they're less patronising.
It's very patronizing but sadly there are more people who want to be pandered to than not.
Hallmark is all about self-insert, an idealized version of yourself and your fantasy love story.. and by you I mean a middle aged female.
They know their audience, and they try an hit the same self-insert kick over and over again.
"Black women stories" tend to have more banter in them, more success and more male options.
Hallmark movies are kind of interesting in this regard, they are simple enough that you can actually see what is going on - in the audience.
>more success and more male options.
Vague wealth is not success.
I noticed this in female focused black media they love character that are bad and bougie boss b***hes that are rich without reason. At least in the other movies they give them jobs and careers and they're not over the top rich.
And you're gonna have to explain "male opinion". Most of the shows and movies either make the dude these weak personality void cardboard stand-ins or "all men are dogs" bastard types to justify female bias.
In all of the Hallmark movies I have seen, the self-insert female relationship status falls into three categories:
1) No partner
2) A paper perfect partner, that is just not right for her (lack of humor, cares to much about status etc.)
3) An ex that is trying to win her back.
Black female self-insert tends to be more 2 and 3, relative to white self-inserts.
>Movies with black people for black people.
>Movies with white people for white people.
It's the way it should be.
>Action films with guys in them for guys
>Romance films with girls in them for girls
Someone needs to tell Disney
I'm white & watch black movies. They're not overcomplicated and cute
They pretty much stopped making these because white women b***hed too much kek. We have so much to learn
That's a lie.
The black women who complained about Hallmark annually and the memeing white c**ts who joined in on the whining got what they wanted but didn't watch.
They just wanted this this shit to exist to feel better. As most of these small but vocal buttholes do.
I actually have never minded this.
>that one homie mixing the bowl
damn that's worse than when israelites dressed them as women in the 90/00s
For me it's the ones where the guy has an edged up beard.
I know right then this homie is zesty
indeed I could smell the bussy juice
Ever wonder, "What if Walmart made a Hallmark-style romantic comedy?"
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Watching A Rose for Christmas right now on PlutoTV.
They obviously filmed it during the warm season so they played some song California Christmas while showing establishing shots.
The main actress in this is cute.
Saved
They're all attractive. Not stunning or beautiful but cute. The men are all handsome and successful, not neets or bums. All their parents are still alive and happily married for decades. Its a reassuringly comfortable world. If the 1950's had kept gently evolving to the current day. I suspect the Blacks are probably contained in their ghetto's like Escape from new york.
my passwords are all random strings of 32-64 alphanumeric symbol characters
does that mean my passwords are more diverse and inclusive? gotta have that backtick representation
>white people
no need to be superfluous
For me it's watching Trading Places on the 24th dinner
>Why do white people
You’re not black no go eat shit you gay wigger
>Why do they keep getting made?
Because they make no references to Christ, so even cuckservatives see Christmas as a secular holiday based around consumption
>Do white people really watch this shit?
women watch them. my flip step mother watches them. no men of any race watch them.
Not knowing about Hallmark ‘n chill is why you’re still a virgin, anon.
my mother watches every single one of these every year
women
A huge chunk of these are shot in Canada but there's never any WMAF couples.
Really makes you think.
still better than marvelslop, amazonslop, or starwarslop
A bullet to the head is better then your homosexual opinion you goat fricker
NTA but are you implying that anything in marvel, amazon or star wars is actually good?
damn found the disney troony worshipper
I'm whiter than you could ever dream of being, israelite
>Why do they keep getting made?
Money laundering.
Evangelicals love this dogshit
Single black women eat this shit up too.
There's always a token in all of them.
>biblethumpers are known to have shit taste
newbies learning new shit everyday
>mad about people not consuming your propaganda
Just keep infecting. Maybe you should move to the next step.
Blonde leading lady or Brunette leading lady
I like the brunettes since they don't come off as ditzy morons
Everyone watches those movies. They make bank. Even more people are watching them now since major movies are pozzed beyond belief.
People who hate on things that are benign are usually fricked in the head and miserable
Like who fricking cares if there's a bunch of goofy romance Christmas movies shown all season long. Why does it make you angry? Why does it bother you so much you go out of your way to address it in a negative way?
>Why does it make you angry?
Mainly because it means they aren't showing reruns of Murder, She Wrote or any of the other mystery shows the channel normally shows.
they cost next to nothing and is advertising friendly and women actually watch the shit (in the background)
tfw you're a successful businesswoman/lawyer in The Big City with no time for relationships but you go home for Christmas in Small Town Americaville and rekindle your relationship with your High School sweetheart and successfully compete in the towns Christmas Tree decorating contest and then decide to quit your high flying job in the city and settle down back home with your new perfect man.
Kino from beginning to end.
>leaving the workforce to be a house wife
As it should be anon.
chuds don't understand the hold this concept has over women. they are literally CRAVING for you to be a man. get your shit together.
The best ones are the ones with cute English boys
I told a girl this was just emotional porn for women and she seethed
seems like they could do a porn version of the same movie, even with the same actors 1 year later. I would like to see a comfy christmas movie with a couple scenes of the girl getting railed