Yep only watch guys care, and then really only a subset of watch guys. If a woman notices a watch, its a pretty clear red flag that she is a gold digger scoping you out.
> If a woman notices a watch, its a pretty clear red flag that she is a gold digger scoping you out.
ALL women are gold diggers, so therefore they all notice if you’re wearing an expensive watch or not, same as whether you’re using the newest Iphone or some cheap android garbage
Women notice muscles the same way guys notice breasts and ass
You're just autistic if you mention it to their face
Women notice clothes and accessories if they're expensive
>NOBODY IS IMPRESSED BY CARS ANYMORE
This, its just extremely easy to buy even a ferrari through financing for poorgays nowadays so that most of the time owning one means you are extremely financially irresponsable rather than wealthy. A lot of these things that used to be status symbols are now accessible to a much wider pool of people
>grace charis
It's amazing how quickly she went from "cute girl playing golf for tiktok views" to "showing her butthole while twirking for onlyfans".
I'm still waiting for her to do actual porn.
The Trump tier, and the “Nasty OldMan” tier, both make Rolex watches look like watches from Target.
Also, the only chick who would know these brands would be a prostitute.
My audemars piguet, worth the gdp of yemen you dumb b***h, if this watch breaks the foreign exchange market will take a 28% hit, people will die you silly prostitute
I know nothing about watches and fashion. I've never heard of patek phillipe. I only recognize:
Rolex, Omega, Cartier, Casio, and Seiko.
Do people really associate the zodiac watches with the killer?
AP, VC and PP are heading in that direction as well, but have not become such a nouveau riche staple as Rolex yet. Chopard, Lange, Breguet, JLC and Blancpain are the remaining respectable brands for white men.
lol I have 2 Casios and an Orient as my "nice" watch.
I refuse to pay over $200 for a fricking watch. One of my Casios looks just like a Rolex Sub Mariner. The only people that would notice the difference would be people I don't want to talk to anyway.
Thats why I put "nice" in quotes. I don't like watches enough to spend money on them so the Orient is my "nice" one. I'm self aware, I know its not a nice watch but it looks like one so I don't care.
Only person that would notice would be a watch snob and I don't' want to talk to them anyway.
>Only person that would notice would be a watch snob
Or you know everyone who has access to the internet instagram cell phone google has eyes can read isn't moronic lmfoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
so a watch snob then? You do realize 90% of people and 100% of women don't give a frick about watches right?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>wearing ugly overpriced israeliteelry
No man would, you'd have to be a gay
So you're poor
4 months ago
Anonymous
No, I spend my money on items for my hobbies that actually have a use. Not some israeliteelry item that tells me the time just like my phone.
I have guitars worth more than any watch you own.
4 months ago
Anonymous
It's poor people who think buying worthless israeliteelry means you're rich. That's why they're poor, they're stupid
4 months ago
Anonymous
worthless and valueless are not the same thing anon
4 months ago
Anonymous
Except everyone can just look everything you're wearing up or look you up and have your worth in a millisecond now, soon there will be augmented reality telling everyone what exactly you're wearing and how much it's worth and you can already get this with facial recognition and RFID and meta glasses if you're autistic but if you're a woman all you need to do is look at your Tinder/Insta and see what alphas have and how they look and compare it to your pathetic self.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Sadly for you, your Rolex wont fix your ugly face, fat body and shit personality.
Thats why I put "nice" in quotes. I don't like watches enough to spend money on them so the Orient is my "nice" one. I'm self aware, I know its not a nice watch but it looks like one so I don't care.
Only person that would notice would be a watch snob and I don't' want to talk to them anyway.
>Only person that would notice would be a watch snob
Or you know everyone who has access to the internet instagram cell phone google has eyes can read isn't moronic lmfoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
if your only other watches are Casio, then an Orient watch works just fine as a nice watch. Orient watches especially divers are a good value and make solid daily watches.
I bought a casio like this about 20 years ago and it's still going, has been up mountains and in swamps and has never faltered, IDK how they made such a bulletproof watch for next to nothing. This watch deserves better than the entire tier list
> They look like any other watch.
The one on the left isn't anything special but the other 3 are. They look like any other watch because they are the originals others copy. Also the Rolex is entirely solid platinum.
they're le exclusive luxury brands with artificially limited supply to rip off goyim. im glad the chinks are flooding the market with 1:1 copies for 1/100 the price
I respect that (old school/practical). israeliteelry gays wear what they wear because of one of two reasons: they want to look more important than they look or they need to "flex" because they do business with actual rich gays who like to flaunt their status. If you are middle/middle-high class (or god forbid, lower) and wear a valuable watch you are basically stupid. Any laptop/4G phone has one. Even the fricking car has one.
There you go, it tells time and beeps every hour. Sometimes I can program it to beep at a certain time or shut down the beeping altogether, but I always forget how. The screen also glows if you press the light button. Battery is really good as well, I haven't changed it in three years!
I'm obviously pretty poor, but I think even if Tony Blundetto'd my way into millions of dollars I would still not spend more than a couple hundred dollars on a watch.
I like what I have, the outside two can compliment outfits and the inside two serve a purpose with a bit of style. I wear the cheap Casio to work every day and if it breaks? I'm out $20. I'll live.
watches are for tools. it's like driving a humvee or a black dude wearing some giant gold chain with grillz. it's completely pointless but tryhards see it as some kind of flex to wear shiny israeliteelry
>why would i have a watch when my phone tells me the same exact thing?
Its easier to lift your hand and look at analog watch which your brain memorize easier because its visual than numbers or text. >inb4 you can put analog watch on your phone screen
Then why are smart watches popular?
I heard one b***h say the first thing she looks at is his socks . She judges potential mates by socks. No fetish, she just thought it is a good test of a man’s wealth, taste, style. Class… Go figure.
buying quality clothing vs cheap is one thing...but buying expensive shit like socks should be a good indicator a poor money/brains ratio. There is the anecdotal thing of rich guys wearing $25k watches with a $25 dollar tshirts, women will miss that every time.
I assure you this is not one of the first 10 things she looks at when sizing up or checking out a man.
Maybe in a corporate setting if he has fun socks she will notice a bit. But if you’re a guy you absolutely should not spend much time worrying about your fricking socks
>people who deliberately flick their wrist or something to make you look at the watch >when you don't give a shit, actually start to tell you about it, the brand, how much it cost
It's all so cringe. israeliteellery is gay and for women. Watching people look at a text on their smartwatch is also ick as frick.
A watch has to be the ultimate mark of a conformist. The materialism and obsession with time. Not saying it's bad, it's just something I've thought about previously
>watches get invented >people put them in their pockets and every time they want to see the time they take them out of their pockets, press a button to open it, see the time and put them back in >then they invent wrist watches where you could flick your wrist and see it quickly >2000s they invent smart phones >wHy wOuLd i NeEd a wAtCh I hAvE a PhOnE iN mY PoCkEt
>wall clocks in every office room >clock in the corner of every screen >clocks available in every place where time is important like airports and stations
I dont really see what situation you need time so critically that you dont already have it readily available, its just a vanity product
Yes, and when you go outside you bring your phone anyway, and theres no situation where you are outside leisurely that you need time so critically that you are checking time constantly as to make checking your phone annoying, hence the examples of airports/stations. Anywhere time matters you already have time available plastered everywhere.
Bro, I'm walking in the mountain or in some park in my lunch break or I'm cleaning the snow in front of my building. Bro, I'm gonna look at my wrist watch to get an idea what the time is. I'm not, going to reach into my jacket pocket and click on my phone to check the time, that's some moronic bullshit. I understand you zoomers and women are constantly glued to your phones, but not everyone is like that.
Bro...
Wrist and pocket watches all have different beautiful designs. All with different dials and hands, all with different materials and crafting techniques each more difficult to execute that the other. The human genius and skill to miniaturize complex mechanisms that keep time with surprising accuracy.
>The human genius and skill to miniaturize complex mechanisms that keep time with surprising accuracy
A phone is even more impressive by those standards.
lmao
Most electronic devices have a crystal-based internal clock more precise than mechanical clocks you dum dum, they use internet to sync but they need to keep time anyway
Bro, I'm walking in the mountain or in some park in my lunch break or I'm cleaning the snow in front of my building. Bro, I'm gonna look at my wrist watch to get an idea what the time is. I'm not, going to reach into my jacket pocket and click on my phone to check the time, that's some moronic bullshit. I understand you zoomers and women are constantly glued to your phones, but not everyone is like that.
Bro...
>walking in the mountain >need to know when its EXACTLY 1.03 pm to have lunch
Sure thing bro
in the mountain >>need to know when its EXACTLY 1.03 pm to have lunch >Sure thing bro
Yes, it's important to know the time and how long it's left until sunset.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>do i have four hours of daylight left or four hours and one minute?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>sun is overhead >my watch says it's 11:59 >can't have lunch
the industrial revolution and it's consequences...
No, they are not made by huma hand. Do you open the cpu to watch it under a microscope? No. Mechanical watches have windows to see the beauty of the watch assembled and made by hand.
It is impressive on its own merit, but it doesnt have a human connection to you. It only has a pc font on a screen. Oh thats the time, ok, zoom zoom along. The other showcases to you the skill and creativity of humans. For me its way better to roll back my sleeve and see a beautiful sculpture rather than just zooming into yet another screen. Its not only about function, its about stirring emotions.
is anybody going to explain to me the appeal of a series where the gadgetry which is shown in the minute 10 will be the really gadgetry the first protagonist will need at the minute 70 to save his ass from a certain death?
because i don't see it.
99,99% of people won't notice it or care.
The only people who would are unironic gold-diggers who would also check your shoes, clothes and car. And also people in the top elite who know about expensive shit, but then you'd be filtered long before you even reach a point in which they would be noticing your watch.
It's just a hobby, men like the mechanics and the design and the history of watches. It's no different than obsessing over computers or bird watching or guitars or whatever.
Also the argument that smart phones show the time is beyond moronation.
She was a government accountant, and maybe even spook adjacent.
Accountants get tasked with finding embezzlement and corruption, as well as investigating individuals who might be taking bribes.
Putting ill gotten money in a bank account is obvious, and one of the first things that gets checked.
Buying an expensive watch, in cash is fairly discrete, since the watch doesn’t have bank registration or car registration, or property registration.
Watches can be easily concealed and transported. (Unless you’re Arnold Schwarzenegger)
Most people don’t notice watches, or even if they do, most people don’t know what a high end watch costs.
Anybody taking bribes or embezzling money might be vain enough yo wear a high end watch occasionally, so people tasked with finding embezzlement would notice a high end watch.
In Bond’s case, he had money, so it’s not necessarily a sign of embezzlement, and sge probably gad seen a bunch of Bond’s financials before the mission.
I have a Nixon Player ceramic that I like to bust out every once and now. It’s the only one that women notice because it looks like the rubber ones that were big 15 years ago.
Watches are israeliteelry for men and israeliteelry is the only fashion item that people actually wear for themselves instead of for the opposite sex.
No man has ever found a woman more attractive because she had an expensive necklace or earring, and no woman has ever done the same over a guy's watch.
Why do you people pick the most innocuous scenes to make trillions upon trillions of daily threads about? Is this some kind of inside joke from loser youtubers?
are you autistic? people pick out scenes from movies when they want to discuss offtopic subjects. every man has a strong opinion about luxury watches so naturally there are a lot of threads about watches with this specific scene being posted to avoid the jannies deleting the thread
Got myself a Rolex and wore it for one day. Felt like the biggest scumbag on the planet so it has been in a drawer ever since. The highest I can go without feeling like a show-off moron is an Omega or IWC
They only know Rolex and they'll ask you if it's fake, which is a shit-test. If you say it's real then you're supplicating and if you say it's fake you're a liar. The only answer to the 'Is it real?' question is, "Why do you care?"... and even that question shows too much interest in the static in her head she calls, thinking.
Any recs for a sports/dive watch under 300? Also anyone have any tips on repairing watches? I have some old cheap timex watch i'd like to start messing with to learn
Clearly not, whenever I've pointed out to women that some athlete on TV is wearing a $350k Richard Mille watch they're like 'wow do they even make watches that expensive' and 'huh it just looks like a normal watch to me'
Yeah same, I hyperfixate on it and it ends up annoying me, so I end up taking it off. I like watches but I cant be comfortable wearing them. When I was a kid I was gifted like 3 watches and ended up losing them all because I would take them off and put them down places.
Femanon here. Hands, watch, and shoes are literally the first thing all women watch, but it has nothing to do with wealth or status, unless you're a gold digger, in fact sometimes the most frugal guy gets the girl. We want to see if your too vain or if you're bad with money, i.e. if you work at a car wash but have a Rolex then that doesn't fit, and another thing is hair; we don't like a guy that spends too much time doing his hair.
Noooo homosexual. That's not the point! It's meant to impress other guys. Don't you want to be the envy and object of every man's desire????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Luxury watches always seemed like a bad idea to me. You're just asking to get robbed
You wouldn't keep $10k cash in your wallet, so why would wear $10k on your wrist?
>smartphones
whats the point of watches in the current day and age? >they look good
no they dont. you would be better off just working out and eating healthy if were all about the looks. I have seen watch Black folk take their watch off at work because its clunky and shit like seriously Black person wtf?
women obsess over every detail of how a guy dresses, it's why basement dwellers here could never get a girl even if they were tall, bathed, and had money
True, but the mistake is believing that requires money to accomplish. 99% of women who aren’t Wall Street chasing gold digging prostitutes can’t tell your watch brand, and certainly don’t know what a PP watch is. Rolex is the only brand that has been spammed enough that normies are aware of it
Outside of that, what matters more important is style. As you’ve seen in pictures in this thread. Having a Patrick star arm and a $10k watch does nothing. Meanwhile a $50 watch from macys that actually looks good/classic can get compliments.
When I was single I just wore mostly clothes from TJ max or literal $5 v neck shirts, but I knew how to put an outfit together. Received compliments from women all the time and hooking up with them was never an issue. Also helps i am tall / jacked
In order of importance to women:
How you look -> how you groom yourself -> how the clothes/brands fit -> the actual brand of the clothes / shoes/ whatever
But seriously wtf is this question ? The female creature is wired to measure male's status through secondary markers. And set of those markers will be determined by "local gold digger standards" of what is wealth in that particular area.
i have a few Casios. My Dad got me a nice Tissot for Christmas one year because he said he was embarrassed by my Casios. I gave a compliment to one guy with a 168 once and he thought I was mocking him.
W I R E D
S O L I D I T Y
though from my own autism I remember finding some vintage JDM watches that captured the effect better. All horribly overpriced for what shit they were.
Probably if they are familiar with the brand they might take notice. Women do like a man that dresses well since it shows they have self respect and money >inb4 LE BULGES IN SWEAT PANTS
its meme. its only gay men who like seeing bulges in sweatpants
Yeah, women notice the watch you're wearing. If it's shit, you're not gonna get laid. I wear a Casio watch and I haven't been laid in 4 years, 52 days, 33 minutes and 12 seconds.
My favorite watch in my collection is my waving mao (not my picture). It's a ridiculously shit, unbalanced mechanical movement that loses time like crazy because a bunch of power goes to making the arm wave. Mine has a 666 serial number, no idea if it's real or just a tourist thing.
It's a relatively cheap watch, but I just very much like the way it looks and 3 women have just randomly said the brand name while talking to me, so I guess they do pay attention to it
Watchguy here.
No. Neither do most men. It's kind of like being buff. Only people who will occassionally throw you "nice pecs, how much you bench" are guys.
Yep only watch guys care, and then really only a subset of watch guys. If a woman notices a watch, its a pretty clear red flag that she is a gold digger scoping you out.
> If a woman notices a watch, its a pretty clear red flag that she is a gold digger scoping you out.
ALL women are gold diggers, so therefore they all notice if you’re wearing an expensive watch or not, same as whether you’re using the newest Iphone or some cheap android garbage
You are making the mistake of assuming women can tell a real Rolex from some generic $10 mall-watch copy.
Basically this, and even if they notice they don’t know what they’re looking at.
It took my girlfriend 6 months to realize I didn’t drive a Ferrari
Nah, i notice people mirrin. Its not even anything flashy, it just has godly proportions.
This. There is a specific kind of person who notices that shit. Most people don't care or know the difference between brands
>people who will occassionally throw you "nice pecs, how much you bench" are guys.
gay
Yeah. Only watchgays notice watches.
Kek. Women notice if you're in good shape. They just not going to immediately rush up to you and say shit.
Cope. Only gold diggers notice.
Women notice muscles the same way guys notice breasts and ass
You're just autistic if you mention it to their face
Women notice clothes and accessories if they're expensive
no same with cars. you can be driving a 250k brabus g-wagon and the b***h is like "my boyfriend has a jeep and it's blue i think"
No one gives a frick about a fricking g-wagon. Drive a Ferrari and that's a different story.
its not a different story
Nobody gives a frick about a Ferrari either. NOBODY IS IMPRESSED BY CARS ANYMORE
>NOBODY IS IMPRESSED BY CARS ANYMORE
This, its just extremely easy to buy even a ferrari through financing for poorgays nowadays so that most of the time owning one means you are extremely financially irresponsable rather than wealthy. A lot of these things that used to be status symbols are now accessible to a much wider pool of people
Wrong. Ferrari is extremely selective about who they allow to own their cars. Which makes owning one really gay
>Ferrari is extremely selective about who they allow to own their cars
you have to be black with a criminal record?
>brabus
Aren't they kind of a meme brand?
t. Knows nothing about cars
only if it's Rolex
Seikobros... how do we cope...
>A Lange & Sohne in the same tier as Panerai
That list is all wrong and had to be made by a woman
>That list is all wrong and had to be made by a woman
The list was likely made by a prostitute, or a woman who is “prostitute adjacent”.
>prostitute
We call it sex worker anon. So feminists who are too dumb to find proper job can still get paid by men and call it work.
I always new seiko watches are for permavirgins
why isn't swatch on here
Because it isn't the 1980's anymore anon, the world has moved on.
>Moonswatch
In general, thats true and plastic watches that are not serviceable are double aids gay...except the Moonswatch
>moronic opinion/tier list gets ignored on /wt/
>"better post it on another board for them replies"
end your life, troon
>white text on yellow background
i think i might actually believe you are a woman because no man is that dumb
Where is my mogging garmin fenix
Fellow garmin chad. Only sporty women like our wrist affectations.
>grace charis
It's amazing how quickly she went from "cute girl playing golf for tiktok views" to "showing her butthole while twirking for onlyfans".
I'm still waiting for her to do actual porn.
>onlyfans
She did? Gonna delete my folder rn.
My face fell as I scrolled further and further down to find Seiko 🙁
well I like them... even if women don't...
It's a troll pic you dumb newbie.
The Trump tier, and the “Nasty OldMan” tier, both make Rolex watches look like watches from Target.
Also, the only chick who would know these brands would be a prostitute.
>have no idea about watches
>have a Seiko my grandma bought me for my 18th birthday
>actual creepy nerd
Shit this pic speaks the truth
Uh Oh... Rolexbros... the new Alpha just walked in the room...
The Zodiac watch is the coolest by far
post your dick, you LARPer
Yep. This will make poorgays seethe, but it's still true after all these years.
>no mario game and watch on the list
do roasties even
My audemars piguet, worth the gdp of yemen you dumb b***h, if this watch breaks the foreign exchange market will take a 28% hit, people will die you silly prostitute
Nice job outting yourself as a gold digger.
>Not even mentioned
Oh well, shady guys wear Breitlings, so it's fitting I suppose.
>Breitling owner
>cannot even read
fits
I know nothing about watches and fashion. I've never heard of patek phillipe. I only recognize:
Rolex, Omega, Cartier, Casio, and Seiko.
Do people really associate the zodiac watches with the killer?
>Do people really associate the zodiac watches with the killer?
The zodiac killer's "logo" is the logo for zodiac watches, a lot of people make the assumption he probably wore one and got the idea from it.
So, where is my Nautica supposed to put me?
>Audemars Piquet is supposedly for brown people
>Somehow Rolex isn't
Absolutely moronic list, not surprised that it's made by a woman.
kek keep seething La'Drevious
>La'Drevious
Exactly, that's the type of person that would buy a Rolex. It used to be classy but now it's for rap Black folk and kebab store owners.
No that's the Royal Oak.
AP, VC and PP are heading in that direction as well, but have not become such a nouveau riche staple as Rolex yet. Chopard, Lange, Breguet, JLC and Blancpain are the remaining respectable brands for white men.
Not gonna lie, I love my casio. Too bad it became hype again.
Timexbros?
>zodiac watch not at number 1
larp list
uh, excuse me, where the frick is Timex
>tfw Tissot
Literally me
lol I have 2 Casios and an Orient as my "nice" watch.
I refuse to pay over $200 for a fricking watch. One of my Casios looks just like a Rolex Sub Mariner. The only people that would notice the difference would be people I don't want to talk to anyway.
>an Orient as my "nice" watch.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Thats why I put "nice" in quotes. I don't like watches enough to spend money on them so the Orient is my "nice" one. I'm self aware, I know its not a nice watch but it looks like one so I don't care.
Only person that would notice would be a watch snob and I don't' want to talk to them anyway.
>Only person that would notice would be a watch snob
Or you know everyone who has access to the internet instagram cell phone google has eyes can read isn't moronic lmfoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
so a watch snob then? You do realize 90% of people and 100% of women don't give a frick about watches right?
So you're poor
No, I spend my money on items for my hobbies that actually have a use. Not some israeliteelry item that tells me the time just like my phone.
I have guitars worth more than any watch you own.
It's poor people who think buying worthless israeliteelry means you're rich. That's why they're poor, they're stupid
worthless and valueless are not the same thing anon
Except everyone can just look everything you're wearing up or look you up and have your worth in a millisecond now, soon there will be augmented reality telling everyone what exactly you're wearing and how much it's worth and you can already get this with facial recognition and RFID and meta glasses if you're autistic but if you're a woman all you need to do is look at your Tinder/Insta and see what alphas have and how they look and compare it to your pathetic self.
Sadly for you, your Rolex wont fix your ugly face, fat body and shit personality.
if your only other watches are Casio, then an Orient watch works just fine as a nice watch. Orient watches especially divers are a good value and make solid daily watches.
>nomos watch was a gift of the childless uncle
huh
IWC should be higher than Rolex
Iwc is literally garbage.
Well modern Iwc at least.
I bought a casio like this about 20 years ago and it's still going, has been up mountains and in swamps and has never faltered, IDK how they made such a bulletproof watch for next to nothing. This watch deserves better than the entire tier list
I like analog watches that are basic af, like pic related regardless of brand.
im sure you do, generic boring wallflower white guy
That particular model cost almost a thousand bucks, poorhomosexual Black person.
He didn't say anything about the price.
>He
Imagine being a cuck defending random anons
Generic watches aren't $1,000, dumbfrick.
doesnt matter when it LOOKS like something from wal-mart, moron
huh, interesting. why did you go with that font for the face?
that looks like a toy watch, it doesn't look real. something a barbie doll or action figure toy would wear.
Creepy nerd tier. You spent $1,000 for that? Anon...
They're more likely to notice if he's married or not.
Post your watches boys
you should curate your collection better. Not a bad start, but consider consolidating those into 3 or so great watches
Dont care didnt ask
I think I got bottom right for $50 on amazon with same day delivery.
complimenti anon, the bund and porsche are my ultimate grails
>Bvlgari Octo Finnisimo
Patrician taste.
I only have a basic Seiko 5 series I've worn it for like 10 years. I would like to get a Captain Willard some day.
Why so poor?
I am a poor frick. I like my watch, it works. That's what matters.
Why are you poor though?
Bad decisions
Like what? Just get a job lmfao? You spending all the welfare money on drugs or some shit?
I dropped out of school so I can't get a well paying job. Now I'm a wannabe musician and filmmaker. It's a work in process.
Ok so rich trust fund kid pretending he's slumming it, gotcha.
No
probably because he wasted money on stupid shit like watches
It’s probably like three seconds off and you don’t even know it.
I don't care
No you have to care or else I wasted my money.
You jelly?
>short hands
>wristlet
Nope.
Not that anon but what makes these so great? They look like any other watch.
> They look like any other watch.
The one on the left isn't anything special but the other 3 are. They look like any other watch because they are the originals others copy. Also the Rolex is entirely solid platinum.
they're le exclusive luxury brands with artificially limited supply to rip off goyim. im glad the chinks are flooding the market with 1:1 copies for 1/100 the price
> but what makes these so great?
What they are currently worth (L->R) : $4k, $100k, $50k, $75k
theyre like an aston martn bentley ferrari etc
Jelly of the patek
Sorry, Just woke up, jelly of the audemars piguet
Just woke up
>t.
The Patek and AP are great, the Breitling is okay, the Rolex is mid
the arm kinda ruins it
>Brown person
give it back jamal
>second row, the two from the left
what the frick am I looking at
that's a watch on a flesh hourglass. kind of a meta thing.
my phone has a clock. Imagine spending money on this shit lmao.
>being poor
>caring what others think you look like
women tier mentality, homosexuals.
There's nothing gayer looking then checking the time on your phone as a man. You look like a social media obsessed woman.
Pretty much
I respect that (old school/practical). israeliteelry gays wear what they wear because of one of two reasons: they want to look more important than they look or they need to "flex" because they do business with actual rich gays who like to flaunt their status. If you are middle/middle-high class (or god forbid, lower) and wear a valuable watch you are basically stupid. Any laptop/4G phone has one. Even the fricking car has one.
*or you are just a homosexual who thinks like a woman (also a possibility). They like shinny trinkets and shoes.
whats the middle watch
Tell me about the one on the right. What is all that everything?
>modelo
>hulk
>PXL
... Ian? Is that you?
There you go, it tells time and beeps every hour. Sometimes I can program it to beep at a certain time or shut down the beeping altogether, but I always forget how. The screen also glows if you press the light button. Battery is really good as well, I haven't changed it in three years!
I'm obviously pretty poor, but I think even if Tony Blundetto'd my way into millions of dollars I would still not spend more than a couple hundred dollars on a watch.
I like what I have, the outside two can compliment outfits and the inside two serve a purpose with a bit of style. I wear the cheap Casio to work every day and if it breaks? I'm out $20. I'll live.
Not my image but I have this
Based poobaiter
Only if they like you
For me? It's the classic Omega Speedmaster - the perfect conversation starter. It's been to the moon, you know...
Gold is better
Why did you put a watch on your pig?
watches are for tools. it's like driving a humvee or a black dude wearing some giant gold chain with grillz. it's completely pointless but tryhards see it as some kind of flex to wear shiny israeliteelry
I've used a watch to tell time since my dad got me my first one when I was 8.
Only homosexuals pull out their fricking phone every time to look when asked the time.
why would i have a watch when my phone tells me the same exact thing? do you also carry a camera, a flashlight, a map, or anything else a phone does?
fricking moron
Phone is soulless. Watch speaks of your character.
What does this watch say about the owner's character?
fat poser who doesnt even know how to swim
lmao DSL
:(p)
>why would i have a watch when my phone tells me the same exact thing?
Its easier to lift your hand and look at analog watch which your brain memorize easier because its visual than numbers or text.
>inb4 you can put analog watch on your phone screen
Then why are smart watches popular?
A watch is literally the only thing a man can accessorize with that doesn't make him into a raging homosexual
Wanting to accessorize already makes you into a raging homosexual
Women will notice all the clothes and fashion accessories a man is wearing. Your shoes will make or break you in their eyes. Seriously.
I heard one b***h say the first thing she looks at is his socks . She judges potential mates by socks. No fetish, she just thought it is a good test of a man’s wealth, taste, style. Class… Go figure.
Women can also be 90 IQ morons you know
buying quality clothing vs cheap is one thing...but buying expensive shit like socks should be a good indicator a poor money/brains ratio. There is the anecdotal thing of rich guys wearing $25k watches with a $25 dollar tshirts, women will miss that every time.
I assure you this is not one of the first 10 things she looks at when sizing up or checking out a man.
Maybe in a corporate setting if he has fun socks she will notice a bit. But if you’re a guy you absolutely should not spend much time worrying about your fricking socks
>people who deliberately flick their wrist or something to make you look at the watch
>when you don't give a shit, actually start to tell you about it, the brand, how much it cost
It's all so cringe. israeliteellery is gay and for women. Watching people look at a text on their smartwatch is also ick as frick.
Burger King.
just sold 2 of those (orange and blue) for $1500 and $3200 respectively. crazy to see this here
I should've saved my banana chuck and reptar ones 24 years ago
>What time is it?
>Uh, thirty one
i genuinely cannot comprehend how someone can be as stupid as you
For me, it's Sylar.
Most do, but quite a bunch don't.
A watch has to be the ultimate mark of a conformist. The materialism and obsession with time. Not saying it's bad, it's just something I've thought about previously
Oh, believe me, they notice.
I really, really like pictures like these.
Save it. It's all yours my friend.
Thanks, Anon.
>aliens don't exis-
fricking xenomorphs trying to blend in
Lmfao
>watches get invented
>people put them in their pockets and every time they want to see the time they take them out of their pockets, press a button to open it, see the time and put them back in
>then they invent wrist watches where you could flick your wrist and see it quickly
>2000s they invent smart phones
>wHy wOuLd i NeEd a wAtCh I hAvE a PhOnE iN mY PoCkEt
>wall clocks in every office room
>clock in the corner of every screen
>clocks available in every place where time is important like airports and stations
I dont really see what situation you need time so critically that you dont already have it readily available, its just a vanity product
Some of us still like to go outside from time to time, bro.
Yes, and when you go outside you bring your phone anyway, and theres no situation where you are outside leisurely that you need time so critically that you are checking time constantly as to make checking your phone annoying, hence the examples of airports/stations. Anywhere time matters you already have time available plastered everywhere.
Bro, I'm walking in the mountain or in some park in my lunch break or I'm cleaning the snow in front of my building. Bro, I'm gonna look at my wrist watch to get an idea what the time is. I'm not, going to reach into my jacket pocket and click on my phone to check the time, that's some moronic bullshit. I understand you zoomers and women are constantly glued to your phones, but not everyone is like that.
Bro...
Phone is just another boring screen.
Wrist and pocket watches all have different beautiful designs. All with different dials and hands, all with different materials and crafting techniques each more difficult to execute that the other. The human genius and skill to miniaturize complex mechanisms that keep time with surprising accuracy.
>The human genius and skill to miniaturize complex mechanisms that keep time with surprising accuracy
A phone is even more impressive by those standards.
a phone doesnt keep time, it displays it
lmao
Most electronic devices have a crystal-based internal clock more precise than mechanical clocks you dum dum, they use internet to sync but they need to keep time anyway
>walking in the mountain
>need to know when its EXACTLY 1.03 pm to have lunch
Sure thing bro
in the mountain
>>need to know when its EXACTLY 1.03 pm to have lunch
>Sure thing bro
Yes, it's important to know the time and how long it's left until sunset.
>do i have four hours of daylight left or four hours and one minute?
>sun is overhead
>my watch says it's 11:59
>can't have lunch
the industrial revolution and it's consequences...
No, they are not made by huma hand. Do you open the cpu to watch it under a microscope? No. Mechanical watches have windows to see the beauty of the watch assembled and made by hand.
>if I cant see it or understand it its not impressive
That just speaks more of how dumb you are more than how great watches are.
It is impressive on its own merit, but it doesnt have a human connection to you. It only has a pc font on a screen. Oh thats the time, ok, zoom zoom along. The other showcases to you the skill and creativity of humans. For me its way better to roll back my sleeve and see a beautiful sculpture rather than just zooming into yet another screen. Its not only about function, its about stirring emotions.
Are you euphoric in that moment?
is anybody going to explain to me the appeal of a series where the gadgetry which is shown in the minute 10 will be the really gadgetry the first protagonist will need at the minute 70 to save his ass from a certain death?
because i don't see it.
its called Chekhov's gun, you wouldn't understand it zoomer. Just go back to watching Marvel Slop.
Women nitpick everything about your appearance. Whether it means anything to her depends on her tastes.
Only in watch commercial like that.
99,99% of people won't notice it or care.
The only people who would are unironic gold-diggers who would also check your shoes, clothes and car. And also people in the top elite who know about expensive shit, but then you'd be filtered long before you even reach a point in which they would be noticing your watch.
It's just a hobby, men like the mechanics and the design and the history of watches. It's no different than obsessing over computers or bird watching or guitars or whatever.
Also the argument that smart phones show the time is beyond moronation.
She was a government accountant, and maybe even spook adjacent.
Accountants get tasked with finding embezzlement and corruption, as well as investigating individuals who might be taking bribes.
Putting ill gotten money in a bank account is obvious, and one of the first things that gets checked.
Buying an expensive watch, in cash is fairly discrete, since the watch doesn’t have bank registration or car registration, or property registration.
Watches can be easily concealed and transported. (Unless you’re Arnold Schwarzenegger)
Most people don’t notice watches, or even if they do, most people don’t know what a high end watch costs.
Anybody taking bribes or embezzling money might be vain enough yo wear a high end watch occasionally, so people tasked with finding embezzlement would notice a high end watch.
In Bond’s case, he had money, so it’s not necessarily a sign of embezzlement, and sge probably gad seen a bunch of Bond’s financials before the mission.
I stopped wearing watches when I learned time is relative.
I wear two watches but set them 15 minutes apart. That way it can be whatever time I want.
My watches stopped working 5 years ago but I dont care because Im living in the moment.
I have a Nixon Player ceramic that I like to bust out every once and now. It’s the only one that women notice because it looks like the rubber ones that were big 15 years ago.
Watches are israeliteelry for men and israeliteelry is the only fashion item that people actually wear for themselves instead of for the opposite sex.
No man has ever found a woman more attractive because she had an expensive necklace or earring, and no woman has ever done the same over a guy's watch.
A nice diamond necklace will make you focus on her neck. That is the true patrician female body part, but you are all Seiko wearing footgays.
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Yes, they look at pretty much everything to assess if you make money or not.
This is why I like being a techbro. Giveaway t shirt, big hoodie, jeans. I look like a multimillionaire.
Of course not you moron
Daniel Craig was such an ugly sob. Absolute downgrade from Pierce Brosnan.
Why do you people pick the most innocuous scenes to make trillions upon trillions of daily threads about? Is this some kind of inside joke from loser youtubers?
are you autistic? people pick out scenes from movies when they want to discuss offtopic subjects. every man has a strong opinion about luxury watches so naturally there are a lot of threads about watches with this specific scene being posted to avoid the jannies deleting the thread
frick off to Cinemaphile or Cinemaphile
every board has users go a little offtopic every once in a while. welcome to Cinemaphile. if you dont like it you can frick off back to plebbit
r8
https://www.bulova.com/us/en/product/96B251.html
The only Bulova watch I like is the accutron spaceview, and they don't even make that one anymore.
Got myself a Rolex and wore it for one day. Felt like the biggest scumbag on the planet so it has been in a drawer ever since. The highest I can go without feeling like a show-off moron is an Omega or IWC
Yes.
I like cheap old vintage watches
They only know Rolex and they'll ask you if it's fake, which is a shit-test. If you say it's real then you're supplicating and if you say it's fake you're a liar. The only answer to the 'Is it real?' question is, "Why do you care?"... and even that question shows too much interest in the static in her head she calls, thinking.
I just have a phone to tell the time so I don't see the point
Men shouldn’t wear israeliteelry.
Jewelry is for homosexuals and women.
I hate to break it to you but homosexuals are men.
The most manly thing you could do is man on man action.
You're a pussy for fricking pussies kys.
The only watch I'll ever need
Based. Osama Bin Laden wore one of these in every picture he's in.
Any recs for a sports/dive watch under 300? Also anyone have any tips on repairing watches? I have some old cheap timex watch i'd like to start messing with to learn
Save up.
Clearly not, whenever I've pointed out to women that some athlete on TV is wearing a $350k Richard Mille watch they're like 'wow do they even make watches that expensive' and 'huh it just looks like a normal watch to me'
Watches are vestigial fashion accessories in the age of mobile phones
>hate wearing watches because the feeling on my wrist bothers the frick out of me
do I have autism?
Yeah same, I hyperfixate on it and it ends up annoying me, so I end up taking it off. I like watches but I cant be comfortable wearing them. When I was a kid I was gifted like 3 watches and ended up losing them all because I would take them off and put them down places.
Based, got a very similarly looking automatic - beautiful and cheap
Femanon here. Hands, watch, and shoes are literally the first thing all women watch, but it has nothing to do with wealth or status, unless you're a gold digger, in fact sometimes the most frugal guy gets the girl. We want to see if your too vain or if you're bad with money, i.e. if you work at a car wash but have a Rolex then that doesn't fit, and another thing is hair; we don't like a guy that spends too much time doing his hair.
Noooo homosexual. That's not the point! It's meant to impress other guys. Don't you want to be the envy and object of every man's desire????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I've never worn a fricking watch and I sure as hell don't check my phone
I don't tell time, time tells me
Chicago knew this
i miss these.
real men dont ever care what time it is.
They just do what they want, when they want.
watchcucks bow to "father" time.
Luxury watches always seemed like a bad idea to me. You're just asking to get robbed
You wouldn't keep $10k cash in your wallet, so why would wear $10k on your wrist?
Just wear one of these bad boys and blow their brains out if they try to rob you
finally an acceptable accessory
Do you actually think a Hollwood movie is going to reflect reality?
>it's called Tudor, it's like a Rolex..
Yes. And shoes too. My wife said she was impressed by my clothes that were pressed, shoes that were polished and watch that wasn't for teenage boys.
You don't need brand name stuff. It can be super cheap just look the part.
Give me one reason to wear an old people watch over this.
Baiting, but I wear the ultra 2 paired with the silver link bracelet. Looks cool.
You just wouldn't understand anon.
>two compasses
lel, and the homosexual still probably gets lost on his way to the istore.
>smartphones
whats the point of watches in the current day and age?
>they look good
no they dont. you would be better off just working out and eating healthy if were all about the looks. I have seen watch Black folk take their watch off at work because its clunky and shit like seriously Black person wtf?
*blocks your path*
No but men also dont notice shit like designer earrings or handbags. So why do we even bother with expensive nonsense
Not really, men do though.
kinda, but mostly if you wear it naturally (ie. you vibe with it, the contrary being trying too hard to look good). It's an unconscious thing mostly.
A good example is for shoes : they will notice overworn or ugly one more than good ones. You get good points for the gestalt vibe you're givin'.
Love me a good watchlet cope thread
I have quite a few more, but Inonly wear this on og bracelet.
Women will notice your dirty fingernails.
women obsess over every detail of how a guy dresses, it's why basement dwellers here could never get a girl even if they were tall, bathed, and had money
tall guys give me the ick, something about the proportions is off
True, but the mistake is believing that requires money to accomplish. 99% of women who aren’t Wall Street chasing gold digging prostitutes can’t tell your watch brand, and certainly don’t know what a PP watch is. Rolex is the only brand that has been spammed enough that normies are aware of it
Outside of that, what matters more important is style. As you’ve seen in pictures in this thread. Having a Patrick star arm and a $10k watch does nothing. Meanwhile a $50 watch from macys that actually looks good/classic can get compliments.
When I was single I just wore mostly clothes from TJ max or literal $5 v neck shirts, but I knew how to put an outfit together. Received compliments from women all the time and hooking up with them was never an issue. Also helps i am tall / jacked
In order of importance to women:
How you look -> how you groom yourself -> how the clothes/brands fit -> the actual brand of the clothes / shoes/ whatever
Just use your phone to check the time. morons.
>implying i use my watch to check time
I'm rich i don't care what time it is. The watch is just to flex on wagoids i may encounter
Watch person hereyeah I do
They'll only notice if you wear a watch or not. I wear a Casio g-shock because I know it won't frick up and I want to know the time.
In my experience they are more likely to notice the trust fund band
Nice wrist fedoras, homosexuals
They notice everything. They won't bring it up, but they notice.
If it's not an original rolex submariner then NO.
But seriously wtf is this question ? The female creature is wired to measure male's status through secondary markers. And set of those markers will be determined by "local gold digger standards" of what is wealth in that particular area.
My dad has a watch like this, but doesn’t wear it often.
its a cool looking watch
I honestly can't tell any of these watches apart. Do I come from such lowly stock?
Only person who ever commented on my watch was a waiter who asked me what brand it was.
It was a Timex Weekender.
If you pay more than $100-200 for a watch then you are a gay obsessed with israeliteelry
absolutely seething third worlder
I have guitars and fishing rod reels that are more expensive than your watches homo
i have a few Casios. My Dad got me a nice Tissot for Christmas one year because he said he was embarrassed by my Casios. I gave a compliment to one guy with a 168 once and he thought I was mocking him.
They notice and judge everything. It's over.
for me its Mega Man
Not wearing a watch automatically translates into manchild in a woman's mind.
I don’t get the appeal.
Venom snake / bond watch. That's appealing enough.
W I R E D
S O L I D I T Y
though from my own autism I remember finding some vintage JDM watches that captured the effect better. All horribly overpriced for what shit they were.
The person who owns this has exactly one other watch in their collection, a Seamaster 300m.
Probably if they are familiar with the brand they might take notice. Women do like a man that dresses well since it shows they have self respect and money
>inb4 LE BULGES IN SWEAT PANTS
its meme. its only gay men who like seeing bulges in sweatpants
>wearing ugly overpriced israeliteelry
No man would, you'd have to be a gay
Yeah, women notice the watch you're wearing. If it's shit, you're not gonna get laid. I wear a Casio watch and I haven't been laid in 4 years, 52 days, 33 minutes and 12 seconds.
They notice your height
They notice your text bubble
They notice your watch
My favorite watch in my collection is my waving mao (not my picture). It's a ridiculously shit, unbalanced mechanical movement that loses time like crazy because a bunch of power goes to making the arm wave. Mine has a 666 serial number, no idea if it's real or just a tourist thing.
my aunt and her husband are watchmakers and she got me this when i was a kid
step aside tastelets
Here's mine
Women notice what you wear yes. If you dress like a bum you'll get treated like a bum.
It's a relatively cheap watch, but I just very much like the way it looks and 3 women have just randomly said the brand name while talking to me, so I guess they do pay attention to it
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