They basically allowed Zack Snyder to shoot an over-the-top porn movie and then asked him to make a cut for a broader audience but Snyder butchered all the necessary characters moments.
Do you agree that NETFLIX made a mistake?
They basically allowed Zack Snyder to shoot an over-the-top porn movie and then asked him to make a cut for a broader audience but Snyder butchered all the necessary characters moments.
Netflix would rather force kids to watch sex scenes
Reminder that Netflix paid for the rights to stream Cuties.
Netflix customers would rather just have their mouths shat directly in.
They're going to end up forcing him to neuter his director's cut, aren't they? We won't get the over-the-top orgy of cheesy violence and nudity, will we? I just wanted a live action space opera channeling the spirit of Heavy Metal.
NETFLIX is already saying there isn't a set release date for the director's cut, for either movie, and that either way both cuts will only be released after part 2.
I don't think they're comfortable about it.
>I just wanted a live action space opera channeling the spirit of Heavy Metal.
Did you really expect Snyder to deliver on that?
Everyone is saying it is essentially that. Nothing but boobs, dicks, aliens, and over-the-top gore.
It's just Seven Samurai meets Star Wars with a little of Warhammer 40k mixed in.
We're talking about the director's cut.
The director's cut isn't going to change that because they added more sex and gore dummy
Must’ve missed the breasts in Heavy Metal, huh champ.
What movie is this about?
It's essentially about a colony of farmers from a backwater moon rebelling against a tyrannical empire.
Here's the co-writer, the guy responsible for the John Wick franchise and specially the fourth movie, talking about why NETFLIX isn't so gung-ho about the director's cut.
>Snyder-sama sabotaged Netflix
I kneel
Thought it was okay at best, a 5/10 movie to pass the time. Nothing standout. Expected better action sequences. Thought Ed can play a good villain.
Felt like a miniseries that was cut into a movie. The farmer that tagged along for the journey was legitimately shit. The guy is shit at acting and the character is so dull. Hunnam put on a embarrassing accent but that is to be expected from him.
>these are the imperial troops from planet Imperius, the seat of the imperial empire
>they are all dressed in imperial clothes and also have roman names
>these are a rebel faction called the rebels, they come from a planet rebelia, that is currently rebelling against the empire
>these are farmers from the farmlands of Farmia, they all look like farmers and they farm grain
>this is a robot made for warfare, he is a roboticus mechanicus from the factories of factoria mechanica robotica, he is made for war but he doesn't want to fight, he also fights amazingly well and kills people in a cool way
>this is a shirtless tarzano from the planet tarzania, he has long hair and is good with animals, here he tames a gryphon also from the planet tarzania which is also known in the old tongue as gryphonia, because it has gryphons, he's good at taming them
>this is Nemesis from planet Childonia, she lost her child so she's killing other evil mothers like the spidermother, she has two artificial arms and can't hold babies anymore only cleavesabers
>this is Kai from planet Eire, he has an irish accent and can't be trusted, he also has a twin brother called Wanai who has one eye, he shows up in the sequel
>this is the other gladiator from the movie gladiator, here he plays a gladiator in the castor arena on the moon of pollux
hahahahaha, it's exactly like this. Did you just write this now?
>>this is a shirtless tarzano from the planet tarzania
kek
everyone in this piece of shit flick sounded like they were autistic. every single fricking character spoke in the same autistic way
>hi we're imperials from empire, hello
>hi I'm farmer from farm village, humble people call me Father
>people here respect you, Father?
>they well respect me kind space sir, thank you for asking... how are you doing are you doing okay?
>I'm doing well enough, Father. I can't help but see you humble farm people live a comfy life and also eat well, yes?
>we do eat well we have three, sometimes five meals per day made out of grain from the fields of grain behind you that you just crossed getting here
>really? from grain? must be some very fine grain you have there can I sniff you grain for a second
>I have some spare grain at the grain box in our humble longshiphouse up on the hill if you don't mind coming along with me to the longshiphouse on the hill over there
>let's walk over there on foot I'll meet you there even though we will walk side by side
>no problem oh look we're already there and you've seen our entire village
>thank you for the tour Father, now where is the grain that I wan to sniff
>here in the grain box that I inherited from my predecessor who was also named Father
>this grain is exquisite, say Father do you have any grain you can spare for us space folk that've been eating raw bismuth all our lives
>no
Bet this homosexual is ok with all gay shit and grooming shit Netflix puts up. Just hetro sex is bad
This. When I hear these homosexuals talk about cutting gay scenes from Disney movies or interracial sex scenes, I’ll take them seriously.
>Do you agree that NETFLIX made a mistake?
Netflix has made literally hundreds of mistakes. Not bothering to read your post or your pic.
No one loves R rated movies more than kids.
Kill pg13 Black folk. Decapitate pg13 homosexuals. Destroy pg13 gays. Throw pg13 morons down a well. Hit pg13 trannies with a cinder block. Drunk drive over a pg13 asiatics head. Piss in the eyes of a pg13 sissy before setting them on fire!
he should have known to make it a condition that he has final cut decisions. nothing is cut without his approval.
>makes movie out of his own property
>still doesn't have final cut
>has to release a snyder cut of his own movie
>it's still a bad movie
It's already a mega flop.
Where have I heard this before?
Oh right
>the Snydercut would fix all the problems with Justice League. Catch it now in gray scale!
Same song different property.
Snyder sucks. Will never watch his movies.
>alien sex scene
Tell me more.
Why do zoomers hate sex scenes so much? And don't say "because they don't have it" because I don't either and I'm still fine with them
Because zoomers have internet porn.
Zoomers have been raised by their pussified millennial parents to be afraid of everything.
As a zoomer, I think it's just because they don't ever seem to add any value. Just show them getting into bed together and you accomplish the same thing.
combination of cancel culture, ghosting and general fear of being left out of their own perma-online social circles
essentially they can't voice any dissenting thought or say that they actually LIKE something that's not already pre-agreed on.
in the end all that is left is to just fence sit and be neutered and judgmental and only like stuff that is "safe" to like
I'd say this was bullshit but I got fired from my job at a video store because I told the manager I really enjoyed Under the Silver Lake and he got all incensed, saying it was misogynistic because of all the sex scenes. I barely even remember the sex scenes in that film!
See
The rest aint that deep, 30 years ago seeing a titty was an event. Porn was found only in scumbag adult bookstores and seedy neighborhood VHS rental places with the curtains in the back. I get it as a boomer, I do not want to see ass and sex, I am there for a story. It is easy to google and find an acttress doppelganger.
you've fried your brain and you see no problem with it, it's the movies that are wrong
I keep reading about sex scenes but didn't notice even one. Wtf??
>it's another "dude the movie sucked but just IMAGINE how kino it could've been" episode
No, theres already a censored version so they should release the uncensored version, the so called broader audience can stick with the censored version
PG-13 content should not even exist on streaming services. Stranger Things and Bridgerton are two of the most popular shows on Netflix and they have R-rated content, the former being watched by kids as well.
Why doesn't he just make a good movie the first time, like George did.