Do you agree that the Evil Dead franchise is the only horror franchise with no bad movies?

Even the TV show was pretty good.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evil Dead Rise was bad, and aside from Jane Levy I don't think the 2013 reboot has anything going for it either

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and aside from Jane Levy
      Pretty much. Seeing her soaking wet with fake blood for the last third of the movie was the highlight.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching a zombie movie back in my childhood, it was a very scary one, but I can't recollect the title.
    It featured some kind of cryogenics, there were barrels with frozen dead bodies coming back to life IIRC.
    Could anyone help me out?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Return of the Living Dead or something else from the series

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it wasn't a comedy, that's for sure.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cryozombies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Return of the Living Dead 3 has the cryo zombies

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is it! Thank you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      was there a goth girl that gets naked and stabs herself with needles?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could be, what movie?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are all bad movies

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first movie was obviously bad. That's why it had to be remade.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first movie is the best one and an utter classic

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's also the only horror franchise with no good movies.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah. Saw a couple. Even as a kid they were dogshit.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah. 2 and AoD were good. 1 was ok.
    The rest is shit

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every evil dead except 2013
    Absolutely kino
    >2013
    Shit
    Sorry fellas but 2013 was a dreary, cynical and overly serious movie that wasn’t scary or funny and was completely humourless and the gore wasn’t even that good. Evil Dead Rise is campy fun made with a love for the series that doesn’t just rehash previous films.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I couldn't get into Rise, from the troony cast to the terrible writing ("Mommy's with the maggots now :)") to the sound design just being a bunch of annoying screeches mixed with booming bass. Just bland and predictable, lacking any of the creativity that defined the series before. I respect the guy who went to the panel when the movie was being promoted and told Sam snd Bruce straight up in front of a crowd that their movie sucked

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The troony dies and everything is the troony's fault though. The film is very critical of trannies.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Army of darkness is the best out of all the movies

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's 1 > 3 > 2 > AvED > 2013 > Rise

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evil Dead is fricking dogshit.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evil Dead Rise is legitimately one of the worst movies I've ever sat through.

    >every character is an insufferable white woman
    >main character is pregnant subplot that could've been cut
    >oh but wait one of the "daughters" is transgender cause 2023
    >single mom (lol) gets possessed
    >but only she gets possessed for some reason
    >but then later in the movie all the neighbors get possessed for some reason
    >but none of the other women in the apartment get possessed for some reason
    >somehow only the elevator gets filled with blood, why didn't the apartment get filled with blood?
    >nobody else in the building hears any commotion because there's a fricking thunderstorm
    >obviously tacked on ending that should've been cut along with the opening
    >entire movie is dark and has fake digital smearing around the edges

    Still mad I wasted two hours of my life instead of shutting off this utter bilge after 5 minutes.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally every single movie except for the first is fricking horrid. Kys OP

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first one was awful.
    Then they remade it with the sequel.
    Then they went off in a weird direction for the third that it almost felt like watching a different franchise.
    Then the series tried to tie it all together with out explaining any fricking thing.
    Then there were several reboots and sequels and Bruce Campbell spinning his time as a star in these movies in to some sort of acting career is truly the magic.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Body Snatchers (haven't seen the Nicole Kidman remake to be fair)

    The Cold Prey trilogy.

    The Maniac Cop trilogy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Maniac Cop trilogy.
      >protagonist of the previous movie dies within 5 minutes of sequel
      I despise this trope so much

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I generally agree with you but MC1 basically already did that by surprise killing off Tom Atkins 2 3rds of the way through after presenting him mostly as the lead for much of the film before shifting over to Campbell.

        Robert Davi was also great in 2 & 3 which softens the loss of Bruce.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 is the only one I really like

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really remember 2013's

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >comedy horror
    the reddit of horror movies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Reddit" is the reddit of film criticisms. Get new material.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        t.redditor

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw the first one and wasn't really into it but it might've been a bad day. Worth rewatching, but I hear 2 is better anyway.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first one is such boring shit I gave up on watching the rest.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only good evil dead movies are army of darkness and drag me to hell

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    op is a moronic butthole

  23. 3 months ago
    CreepyThinMan

    Evil Dead 1 is a certified classic.
    ED2 is a masterpiece.

    I FRICKING HATE ARMY OF DARKNESS, NOT EBCAUSE OF THE COMEDY BUT BECAUSE RAIMI WATERED IT DOWN TO PG-13 KIDDIE FRICKING TRASH WHEN IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIS EQUIVILANT OF PETER JACKSON'S BRAINDEAD!!!FACT!!!

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