Do you clean up after yourself after you've watched a film at the kinoplex?
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Do you clean up after yourself after you've watched a film at the kinoplex?
Nah I usually piss in my cup and shit in the popcorn bucket during the film so I don't miss anything then toss it into the row in front of me so it doesn't look like I did it.
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who tf watches movies at the theater?
Clean what? I just pick my jacket and leave.
Depends on if the movie was good or not.
Top Gun, I barely made a mess.
Jurassic World: Dominion, you best believe me and my boys fricked their shit up.
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that movie sucked wiener
Based. I vote with my trash, if the movie was good I won't mess up your theater. But if the movie was bad me and my boys will tear your shit up.
Lmfao fricking IMAGINE being a wageoid and having to clean this up after every kino
I have never littered
But seriously, does this actually happen anywhere?
Not my problem.
I could clean that up in like 5 minutes max
This isn't even bad. Harry Potter 7 part 2 was that times 10 in every row.
This kinda sucks. Now they have to get the mop. Only things worse were puke and chew.
Okay tough guy, try this one on for size.
my sides
The unopened Powerade bottle gets me everytime
>spend last night eating pickled eggs and drinking real ale
>edge down my trousers just so my ass cheeks are touching the seat
>spend entire movie bare ass farting on to the seat
>put everyone off their popcorn
>leave kinoplex and see a massive shit stain on the seat
Literally me
Why do people do this shit? Is society really filled with people lacking a moral compass?
>Why do people do this shit?
It gives the wagie something to do. You should be thankful that we're essentially giving jobs to young wagies
This.
For me, i don't dump my popcorn/soda all over the floor and stick chewing gum on the floor and seats because I'm a bad guy. I do it to help the workers at the theater build more character. Without me testing them they are liable to get lazy without having constant challenges at their work. If there is some unintended punishment for their poor academics/career decisions (because let's be honest, they probably weren't the top of their class if they're working there) then so be it. But that is not my intent. Also I'm providing them with job security, for example:
Say there are 5 popcorn broom monkeys working at any given time at the theater. Each and every customer leaves the theater spotless and all of the trash makes it to the trashcan. All the gimp seat buckets are completely empty. The showers have no poop covering the drains while someone tried to step on it so it's halfway in the drain like a brown playdough toy. Do you think the manager isn't going to notice that he only needs maybe 2-3 popcorn broom monkeys for the shift? Well guess what that's means? That means that 3 of them will be let go. Is that what you want?
A very high percentage of people paying to see MCU flicks are pure garbage subhumans.
That is literally no more than 10 minutes worth of cleaning up, the lazy frick.
I know none of you actually do this because the meta is trashing the theater before a movie
>get in early
>make a mess
>watch everyone getting seated complain
>right before the movie starts complain
>sometimes they delay the film to clean, sometimes clean during the movie, sometimes dont clean until the end. Any result is hilarious
May I sometimes go a little overboard? Perhaps.
May I sometimes slip accidentaly and cause a mess?
Maybe, we're human after all.
May I on purpose take a big stinky shit on the seat if a fricking limp wristed homosexual comes telling me I'm not allowed to throw my poppies in the air to the sound of Zimmer score?
You can bet your fricking minimum wage on it that I will.
What? I'm not supposed to make a mess?
I'm supposed to suppress my urges to have fun when I've already paid for the experience? Shut your fricking herpes riddled mouth and start sweeping you inbred fricknut who can't figure what your job description entails.
>ooh, but decent folk don't mess, you're making me work overtime, buhuhuh
Keep giving me lip about your bad work ethic and I'll make sure you're working the holidays too you crossbreed of AIDS and a maggot. What? You think the school custodian curses every time the students shit the floor? Of fricking course not, but you, a grade A+ moron for some incomprehensible reason start wailing when a few extra kernels fall on the ground. I guess at the end of the day, there will always be those who put vermin like you in place and you can't help but keep on sweeping, that's just the way the mop flops.
>What? I'm not supposed to make a mess?
yea no, your $11 ticket and your shit software job that no one respects doesn't warrant that.
Cope.
lol clean it up
clean it up wagie
I always find a seat a black person was seated in take a fat dump on it then go tell the manager whoever booked that seat took a stinking shit on it , they were black check the seat bookings for the culprit and he thanks me for letting him know who to ban
I care too much about my body and mind to eat or drink anything sold at theaters. Usually prefer seeing a movie while fasting to increase focus and letting the elevated cortisol enhance all the stimuli.
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I started noticing a distinct difference in focus and energy at the end of a short 16-18 hour fast and try to plan around that. Really improves the experience.
that's called hyper-reality and its a result of sleep deprivation or starvation, your senses are sharpening because your body is deprived.
Ma boy
i did when a ticket, popcorn/candy, and drink were under $8 a person.
now i basically chuck that shit when i'm done with it.
I’m not a nog and know how not to leave trash everywhere
Waste of time to clean up a mess that'll already be cleaned by someone being paid for it
of course not. because there's nothing to clean up. because i can go 2 hours without eating or drinking anything. because i'm not a fat sack of shit.
seething wagies lmao clean it up. might wanna check behind the seat I left u a lil surprise
I don’t make a mess. Because I’m not an animal.
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Of course, any respectable human being does it
>Do you clean up after yourself after you've watched a film at the kinoplex?
It's not my problem so no. I also don't windex the mirrors and clean the toilets.